Confession: I have avoided my own site for the past week because Marty keeps winning tournaments

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02-06-2015, 06:35 PM
Pooh

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

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Originally Posted by Pooh

all in good fun

I remember the fun banter we had 2-3 years ago. Ohh the good times we had...

I don't remember much honestly. I trolled you for radio, you posted pooh pics. We got a long pretty good after that, no?
02-06-2015, 06:41 PM
Yiddishdonk

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Originally Posted by The_Standard

if martin Curacao has more than $500 to his name in 6 months I will be EXTREMELY surprised

Ok so let me get this straight.

Jewdonk (aka Martin Curacao,Dr pockleface,TYDE, Tyde, TyDe, Tydepoker) won like 25k worth of tourneys in the last 20 years a couple of weeks ago(Druff correct me on the timeline here please).

Now the old man Jewdonk (aka Martin Curacao,Dr pockleface,TYDE, Tyde, TyDe, Tydepoker) thinks he is G.o.a.t of poker and likes to mess with site owner.

WTF JEWDONK

ur are DEAD YEAST and have been for years.

please leave

:bye:bye:bye:bye:bye:bye:bye:bye:bye:bye:bye
02-06-2015, 06:45 PM
Yiddishdonk

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

This is why you fled Vegas, no?

When Zod was blowing you up and Cleatus was patrolling the strip?

you fucking faggot

all these years never had a single issue with you

now you are crawling up my ass every time I post because you got butthurt over my War and Peace comment

holy shit you are such a spineless tilted pussy

eat some huge n-word cocks

fucking pansy bitch

Dude WTF... Who would want to do that, MARTIN.
Where do u come up with stuff
Mr. Curacao.

Mexuco is messing with yo Head boy.

Better watch out,

Fatgurlz watching !!!
02-06-2015, 06:48 PM
Pooh

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Originally Posted by Yiddishdonk

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Originally Posted by Tyde

you fucking faggot

all these years never had a single issue with you

now you are crawling up my ass every time I post because you got butthurt over my War and Peace comment

holy shit you are such a spineless tilted pussy

eat some huge n-word cocks

fucking pansy bitch

Dude WTF... Who would want to do that, MARTIN.
Where do u come up with stuff
Mr. Curacao.

Mexuco is messing with yo Head boy.

Better watch out,

Fatgurlz watching !!!

Probably Fluffer.
02-06-2015, 06:49 PM
Yiddishdonk

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Originally Posted by Tyde

probably not exclusive to the poker world

I'm guessing that pretty much everybody hates you wherever you go

WTF, you talking like is means something ... YOu'Ve been white noise for the last 15 years MArty, like my dauthers sing all the time, LET IT GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3zdIHDTbg0
02-06-2015, 06:51 PM
Bootsy Collins

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Originally Posted by Pooh

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

I remember the fun banter we had 2-3 years ago. Ohh the good times we had...

I don't remember much honestly. I trolled you for radio, you posted pooh pics. We got a long pretty good after that, no?

I said a lot of shit about Florida, and you got super butthurt.

Oh wait that was 4Bet. (Hi 4Bet! How's it going? How's the Vette? I just got the 2015 Dodge Challenger. I highly recommend it if you are in the market for a new car.)

Anyway. I will be seeing a lot more of Pooh as I have recently purchased an annual pass to Disneyland as my nieces and nephews are of age to really enjoy Disneyland. A visit and a fist bump with Pooh is a high priority every trip.
02-06-2015, 06:52 PM
pagelpoker

A well crafted thread in which tyde bit hard on

lol, entertainment value
02-06-2015, 06:55 PM
Yiddishdonk

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

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Originally Posted by Pooh

I don't remember much honestly. I trolled you for radio, you posted pooh pics. We got a long pretty good after that, no?

I said a lot of shit about Florida, and you got super butthurt.

Oh wait that was 4Bet. (Hi 4Bet! How's it going? How's the Vette? I just got the 2015 Dodge Challenger. I highly recommend it if you are in the market for a new car.)

Anyway. I will be seeing a lot more of Pooh as I have recently purchased an annual pass to Disneyland as my nieces and nephews are of age to really enjoy Disneyland. A visit and a fist bump with Pooh is a high priority every trip.

Isn'it always a priority to butt fuck POOH....

Thats like saying yo won't rape snow White, its a given Holmes
02-06-2015, 06:55 PM
Pooh

Pockles got his ass bloodied here today.
02-06-2015, 07:01 PM
Yiddishdonk

:to:solidgold:this:hof:hof2:lol

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Originally Posted by Pooh

Pockles got his ass bloodied here today.
02-06-2015, 07:01 PM
Bootsy Collins

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Originally Posted by Yiddishdonk

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

I said a lot of shit about Florida, and you got super butthurt.

Oh wait that was 4Bet. (Hi 4Bet! How's it going? How's the Vette? I just got the 2015 Dodge Challenger. I highly recommend it if you are in the market for a new car.)

Anyway. I will be seeing a lot more of Pooh as I have recently purchased an annual pass to Disneyland as my nieces and nephews are of age to really enjoy Disneyland. A visit and a fist bump with Pooh is a high priority every trip.

Isn'it always a priority to butt fuck POOH....

Thats like saying yo won't rape snow White, its a given Holmes

It isn't my fault that I can afford to go to Disneyland any time I want to and you can't.
02-06-2015, 07:50 PM
TheXFactor

What is Druff going to do when Marty wins the PokerStars Sunday Million?

http://pnimg.net/w/articles/1/512/24ac25a3b1.jpg
02-06-2015, 07:59 PM
Sanlmar

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

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Originally Posted by Pooh

I don't remember much honestly. I trolled you for radio, you posted pooh pics. We got a long pretty good after that, no?

I said a lot of shit about Florida, and you got super butthurt.

Oh wait that was 4Bet. (Hi 4Bet! How's it going? How's the Vette? I just got the 2015 Dodge Challenger. I highly recommend it if you are in the market for a new car.)

Anyway. I will be seeing a lot more of Pooh as I have recently purchased an annual pass to Disneyland as my nieces and nephews are of age to really enjoy Disneyland. A visit and a fist bump with Pooh is a high priority every trip.

Plz shoot us some pics Bootsy.

707hp Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat. Most powerful American car. Period $70k. Insanity

http://youtu.be/7qLYvNjoLR0

Lotta info in this video. Leno does a good job.

http://youtu.be/MWMjR3r-nsI
02-06-2015, 08:02 PM
Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by Yiddishdonk

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty figured it out, so I guess it's time to come clean.

I couldn't stand his repeated success, while I am relegated to being an irrelevant limit holdem robotron player. There's no glory in that.

So in order to keep myself from plunging into a fit of depression, I just spent very minimal time on this site for the past week.

That's also the reason I canceled radio, as I knew people would call and harass me to talk about Marty's success.

Okay, there may have been another small factor.

I took a vacation to New Orleans, Miami, and Key West.

Much of this was done through my recent credit card bonus whoring, though I also coughed up a fair amount of Jew Gold for nice meals and other miscellaneous stuff.

I finally made it out to the "ruins" of Katrina, nearly 10 years later. Neighborhood (Lower 9th Ward) has recovered a lot, and the only evidence of what occurred is several vacant lots where houses once stood, as well as some vacant or destroyed structures. But it isn't the disaster area you might expect. The "ruins" of Detroit were much more dramatic.

Went on an airboat in the Everglades. I've done it before, but it was still fun/interesting. Benjamin and his mom were on this trip, as well. Our day in Key West got ruined by a persistent rain storm. However, we've ran REALLY well with weather on all of our vacations, so this was bound to happen at some point. The rest of the weather on the trip was good.

One day I'll make it out to Dry Tortugas National Park off Key West. Looks really cool, but it's a pain in the ass to get there (70 mile ferry ride each way).

Key West itself is a pain-in-the-ass drive -- a slow 160 miles from Miami.

Had a moment of frustration when some Cubans backed into my rental car in Miami Beach. Was sure I was going to go through the whole hassle of an accident with a rental car (plus proving it was their fault), but amazingly there was no damage to either car other than a few scratches. Rental companies don't give a shit about scratches unless they are of a certain size (they actually tell you this), and these weren't big enough to matter. The Cubans were thrilled to just drive away and not exchange info. They kept begging me to just "let it go". I wonder if they weren't licensed or insured. They got lucky that it was a rental and I only gave a shit if it was enough damage to charge me.

Stayed at Harrah's New Orleans for the first 3 nights. Finally made it out to Cafe Du Monde for some beignets, which Benjamin loved.

Also tried Emeril's new NOLA restaurant on the first night, which was pretty good.

We all saw armadillos for the first time, in New Orleans. They don't live in the western US.

Harrah's New Orleans is apparently cheaping out on their limo service. They have gone from having alcohol in the limo, to just soft drinks and water, to now just water. Gotta save those pennies!

It's actually a nice hotel, though. Definitely the best of all the Harrah's, and on par with the three Caesars brand properties.

Radio will return on February 10. I am posting this from the airplane right now. Don't bother cockbombing the site, because I'll be on here while flying.

I am rebroadcasting the internet I purchased, so Ben's mom can also use it. I should resell the connection to others here at a discount.

Back the fuck up ....druff be honest ....your faMILLY's dna is riddled with coke/pepsi genetic bad gens ...

4 year old Bengy drincks fucking diet soda lol.

YOu are happy, ur clan gets that pop high, even on planes... Why u complaning.

:lol3

Druff will always be better than jewdonk on EVERY LEVEL imaginable, no need to GOAT.

Please, I barely let Ben drink juice, let alone soda.
02-06-2015, 08:33 PM
zealanddonk

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Originally Posted by Pooh

Pockles got his ass bloodied here today.

Don't worry, littledick will be along to tongue it clean any minute now.
02-06-2015, 09:01 PM
hutmaster

Druff,

You didn't like the drive down to Key West? I love that drive.....long stretches of road over nothing but ocean. The view of the old train tracks that have had sections washed away over the years is pretty cool.

My college roomate's Dad had a beach house in Key West. Hung out there a few times. My college roomate thought he would inherit the house but when his dad died, the first thing his stepmom did was sell the house. It turns out his Dad let his mistress live there. LOL

The Hemingway house was a cool place to see. The story goes that he built his house right next to the lighthouse so that no matter how drunk he was, he could always find his way home.
02-06-2015, 09:03 PM
garrett

lol quality thread Todd...

Tyde brings the hits and as a true newb to all you shitfaces debauchery of a circle jerking forum, I genuinely get a kick out of most everything the guy posts/does because it is GENUINE and REAL. None of it is stupid regurgitated insider joke posts, that most don't get, let alone care about (Sonatine/handicapme/MuckFicon etc).

He is living HIS life, the way HE wants too, and is succeeding in doing so now and that is not only entertaining but enjoyable to watch. Say whatever you want, but most the shit you fuckin idiots post on this forum is total BS non-sense, and not in the slightest bit interesting, and then their is Tyde...

Keep it up guy, be you, do you, don't ever change man. The reason you have haters is because they care about what you say and do. So keep on being you Marty. I enjoy the show man thanks for that.
02-06-2015, 09:13 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by garrett

GENUINE and REAL

also let me be clear:

http://i.imgur.com/ubWpSSU.jpg

shut up garrett.
02-06-2015, 09:15 PM
garrett

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by garrett

GENUINE and REAL

also let me be clear:

http://i.imgur.com/ubWpSSU.jpg

shut up garrett.

You are going to make me famous, and are too dumb to even realize it. SO, bottoms up Sonatine!
02-06-2015, 09:20 PM
Lord of the Fraud

and then their is tyde

and then their is tyde

and then their is tyde

and then their is tyde

AND THEN THEIR IS TYDE...............he says

delete the $100 euro fares thread immed

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