Room Service is an awful way to eat your meals

I never have understood people who order room service. I can think of anything worse that eating two feet from the bed, and the bathroom 5 feet a way. The ONLY way I would consider room service is if it were a suite, but that is even a reach.

When I travel I see plates of half eaten food outside people's door for hours at a time. What the fuck is the matter with you? Are you that fucking lazy you can't go downstairs and eat? That shit is nasty to look at when I walk by so keep that in mind. I really don't need to see a bunch of aged french fries smothered in ketchup at 8am.

Also, the thought of eating basically 5 feet where I shit, especially if I am sharing the room with a lady is not appealing at all. Plus the one time I did order room service, the place stunk like food all day.

On another note, if you like those "romantic breakfast in bed" you really have some issues. Why the fuck would anyone eat waffles and eggs in bed. What is your problem?

Also really stupid are those bed and breakfasts where you share a house with some strangers. How ridiculous is it waiting in line in the morning to take a shit with a bunch of strangers? Not sure if I want to be walking out of the bathroom with the sports section and have some hot chick I never met walking in behind me.

Going for -100 I see. So eating in a room where you are staying is stupid but renting a car, driving it to a motel, and then taking a cab everywhere is logical? And why the fuck would your 75 year old ass give a fuck about some hottie using the bathroom after you? Yeah dude THAT'S the deal breaker. Not your creepy pedo crusty smile with white shit stuck to the corners of your mouth or your different sized eyes or your morning erection as you grab a cup of coffee waiting in line behind a 15 month old girl or your weird obsessive personality with all the charm of a squashed snail. Nah dude you totally had a shot at that until she used the bathroom after you. You fucking faggot

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

Going for -100 I see. So eating in a room where you are staying is stupid but renting a car, driving it to a motel, and then taking a cab everywhere is logical? And why the fuck would your 75 year old ass give a fuck about some hottie using the bathroom after you? Yeah dude THAT'S the deal breaker. Not your creepy pedo crusty smile with white shit stuck to the corners of your mouth or your different sized eyes or your morning erection as you grab a cup of coffee waiting in line behind a 15 month old girl or your weird obsessive personality with all the charm of a squashed snail. Nah dude you totally had a shot at that until she used the bathroom after you. You fucking faggot

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So now I am 75 years old, you know how stupid you sound? My hotel and bar tab last week, was what your broke ass makes in a week, if you are lucky, but you might make less than that so it is even worse. You are so fucking stupid I cannot even respond to you without trolling to your rat level.

So go fuck yourself.

The poverty level on this forum is depressing. The reason everyone is so angry here, is because everyone is so broke and can't buy shit. Looks like Obama let a lot of posters here down.

fortunately sounding stupid in a bottomset thread is incredibly difficult seeing as bottomset has already posted in it. "Oh I'm gonna show everyone how balling I am by bitching about this terrible room service at 7 star hotels and no one will see right through it LOL poor people" sound about right?

Someone order that nigga the poo poo platter.

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

fortunately sounding stupid in a bottomset thread is incredibly difficult seeing as bottomset has already posted in it. "Oh I'm gonna show everyone how balling I am by bitching about this terrible room service at 7 star hotels and no one will see right through it LOL poor people" sound about right?

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There is no such thing as a 7 star hotel. Keep looking like you know what you are talking about.

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Originally Posted by bottomset_69

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

fortunately sounding stupid in a bottomset thread is incredibly difficult seeing as bottomset has already posted in it. "Oh I'm gonna show everyone how balling I am by bitching about this terrible room service at 7 star hotels and no one will see right through it LOL poor people" sound about right?

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There is no such thing as a 7 star hotel. Keep looking like you know what you are talking about.

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well I am a master baiter so way to take the bait

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Originally Posted by bottomset_69

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

fortunately sounding stupid in a bottomset thread is incredibly difficult seeing as bottomset has already posted in it. "Oh I'm gonna show everyone how balling I am by bitching about this terrible room service at 7 star hotels and no one will see right through it LOL poor people" sound about right?

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There is no such thing as a 7 star hotel. Keep looking like you know what you are talking about.

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Burj Al arab is a 7 star you retard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_Al_Arab

Everyone and their dog knows that Burj Al Arab is 7 star you fucking retard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-g3X3fAS8I

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

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Originally Posted by bottomset_69

There is no such thing as a 7 star hotel. Keep looking like you know what you are talking about.

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Burj Al arab is a 7 star you retard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_Al_Arab

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LOL. You Google a one 7 star hotel in the ME nobody on this board would ever go to make a fucking point.

It does not matter. You have a very bitter punk who hates life and decided to ad hominem my post. There is not much else to this thread, other than it was about room service and you had a rambling idiot respond who is obviously into a plastic bottle.

You really are beyond terrible, first its there are no 7 star hotels, then I point out there are.
Next its no one on this board would, yet Druff has been to the Middle East and can afford it, and Bootsy is off to the Middle East in the near future and very well could as well.

Just keep making shit out and getting bashed down donkey.

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/upl...-chair-gif.gif

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Originally Posted by bottomset_69

I never have understood people who order room service. I can think of anything worse that eating two feet from the bed, and the bathroom 5 feet a way. The ONLY way I would consider room service is if it were a suite, but that is even a reach.

When I travel I see plates of half eaten food outside people's door for hours at a time. What the fuck is the matter with you? Are you that fucking lazy you can't go downstairs and eat? That shit is nasty to look at when I walk by so keep that in mind. I really don't need to see a bunch of aged french fries smothered in ketchup at 8am.

Also, the thought of eating basically 5 feet where I shit, especially if I am sharing the room with a lady is not appealing at all. Plus the one time I did order room service, the place stunk like food all day.

On another note, if you like those "romantic breakfast in bed" you really have some issues. Why the fuck would anyone eat waffles and eggs in bed. What is your problem?

Also really stupid are those bed and breakfasts where you share a house with some strangers. How ridiculous is it waiting in line in the morning to take a shit with a bunch of strangers? Not sure if I want to be walking out of the bathroom with the sports section and have some hot chick I never met walking in behind me.

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Obsessive compulsive behavior.
Deep-seated mental health issues.

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Originally Posted by bottomset_69

Also, the thought of eating basically 5 feet where I shit, especially if I am sharing the room with a lady is not appealing at all.

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you fix random people's toilets for a living ffs! the thought of eating after being within inches of their piss and shit stains, now THAT is not appealing at all.

http://www.plumbersstratford.co.uk/i...ix-running.jpg

nb. when was the last time you shared a hotel room with a lady that wasn't a hooker?

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Originally Posted by bottomset_69

Also, the thought of eating basically 5 feet where I shit, especially if I am sharing the room with a lady is not appealing at all.

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you fix random people's toilets for a living ffs! the thought of eating after being within inches of their piss and shit stains, now THAT is not appealing at all.

http://www.plumbersstratford.co.uk/i...ix-running.jpg

nb. when was the last time you shared a hotel room with a lady that wasn't a hooker?

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bottomset_69 - the highfalutin plumber LOL!!!

:applause

I don't really care for room service either; when I travel anywhere, I like to be out and about, not cooped up in some hotel room.

Great thread

When I was in Berryly Hills for 2 mos liked that delivery service that brought restaurant food to your door. I was too fuck tired to go out after 13 hr days of work. You shouldnt be smellin food shit after your done eating if you call them to pick up the bags. You dirty leaving that shit in your room. quit actin baller

DMX agrees with OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAucDQUG80Q