37 out of the 38 victims so far interviewed have stated that the overall movie experience at the Batman premiere was still a better overall experience than when they went and saw Prometheus.
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37 out of the 38 victims so far interviewed have stated that the overall movie experience at the Batman premiere was still a better overall experience than when they went and saw Prometheus.
ba dum tish.
I rate that joke a 2/10 and this thread a 1/10.
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator.
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
The police - your son is dead.
A man walks into a pub.
He's an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and killed herself because of her low self-esteem.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out of your underwear?
Your penis.
What's big, hard, round, and hairless and sticks out of a man's pajamas at night?
His head. He's bald.
A man was walking home from the pub one night.
A truck ran over him and he was instantly killed.
You're being too generous.Quote:
Originally Posted by peter mcneil
what has two legs and bleeds profusely?
ship thread to hall of crap
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
brown chicken brown cow.
What would you call "The Flintstones" if they were black?............"The n-words"
nicely doneQuote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
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Originally Posted by Muck Ficon