****OFFICIAL BUY A PIECE OF OSA IN A WSOP EVENT****
Okay guys and girls. This is not some joke. I will be playing the WSOP Tourney #37 NLHE 1k Buyin.
I would like to try to sell percentage of myself(Yes, I have already cleared it with Todd)
Rather than having the good people of PFA donate so that I may fund my debauchery in Las Vegas which includes; but not limited to, blowjobs in stairwells, and hitting straight flushes in Let It Ride, I have decided this is a way you can be a apart of the WSOP action without breaking the bank. Instead of listening to Janet tell you how cute her dog is on Monday afternoon, you can follow me online to see the action and this way you at least get a decent ROI on your stake.
I feel playing in this event is a bit of kizmet considering all the things that had to have happen for me to do so.
1) Originally I would be leaving Monday morning/afternoon to go home had I not been given these hotel stays by Druff and having a buyin event that I could relatively afford on the exact same day. Ironically, the hotel stays are only good for Sun-Thursday, but with the festival in town, Sun was blocked out. I couldn't even use it the previous Thursday and following Monday since they have to be consecutive. So the only option was Mon(first day of the tourney) and Tues and check out on Wed which coincidentally is the last day of the tourney.
2) I shouldn't even have this hotel stay in the first place. TODD IS GOD admitted that he made this contest much harder. Missing by 1 question, and to have Druff do the mitzvah and give it to me is a miracle in itself.
3) Having played online in many large tourney fields and in many cash games that went from 430pm till 6am, I know how valuable medication like Vyvanse is to a poker player. It gives you a sense of calm, focus and determination and more importantly lets you get past bad beats and trust in your own instincts. Since I am no longer working, I cannot get free meds until I start a new job, and I have EXACTLY 6 left. 3 for the festival and 3 left for the one day of each of the tourney.
So, that's a little bit of my situation. If trust is a factor for you guys; you can ask china, who has staked me in the past and I have always paid out in a timely manner.
I am only selling 50% of myself, in increments of 5%($50 per share). If you purchase 2 shares, then I will be giving you 12% of equity for a 10% stake.
Last year had 2242 players with 337 paid and 1st got 316k. That means a $50 dollar stake grossed 15.8k and a $100 stake(under my equity structure) roughly 38k.
Stake will be confirmed after PM and money is received via preferred payment method(quickpay, venmo, etc). This thread will be updated accordingly.
Please post any relevant questions in this thread.
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