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playing 1/2 live, very deep.
angry asian guy who slowrolled me earlier raises to 20, i call in pos with 96c, everyone else folds.
first time he's raised in 2 hours. flop 5d7d8s. he bets 80, i make it 180, he insta calls. turn Kc,.
I bet 400, he tanks for about a minute and grudgingly calls. river Qc. i bet 1000, he thinks for a few seconds and shoves for like 1000 more, i call. he stands up, throws KK on the table, and says "eat it".
what's my move?
table your hand and say flush
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
You say suck on deez nuts!
it's a two for one. first the dude laughs at your stupidity because look at this dumb motherfucker misreading his hand. Then as he looks at your cards and realizes that even though you "misread" your hand you still have the best hand. Then he realizes you troll rolled him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avon BarksdaleHuh?Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
You say suck on deez nuts!
Ok, gotcha, I like itQuote:
Originally Posted by nunbeaterit's a two for one. first the dude laughs at your stupidity because look at this dumb motherfucker misreading his hand. Then as he looks at your cards and realizes that even though you "misread" your hand you still have the best hand. Then he realizes you troll rolled him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avon Barksdale
i like this angle..it also gives him false hope before examination of my cards as well..Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
i knew wut you were going for.
i'm still amazed at all of the douchebags at a b&m poker table
You flip your cards over and stack your chips like a gentleman. If he whines at you for playing such trash you smile at him and say nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulva
Cool story bro.
I go for dismissive in those spots. I kind of look at their hand and then say yeah that’s not good and just casually show my hand then just check out the score on the tv as if it’s of no interest to me as they push it to me and he loses his shit.
Table your hand, say "ok" and make om nom nom nom noises the entire time you're stacking his chips.
Go home and do something more meaningful with your life than playing low stakes live hold'em
Like every casino is closed so you've obviously been ruminating about this for several weeks now
If the dude bitches about your hand you just chuckle and say “I’d only call with that shit against you. These guys aren’t dumb enough to pay me off if I get there.”
I lmao and bring the hand up every time I play with him again ask him if hes ever been that ruined before
the last few times ive played live i've run into many douches and encountered lol hostility, that wasn't suppose to be lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesidedish
my last mtt near bubble..utg+1 shoves.....i 3bet all in wit AK..action goes down at the other end of the table and i didn't hear a thing they said and didn't even know anyone else was in the pot..lol..... he turns over QQ..initial raiser turns over AJ and i flip AK.....i did not improve..... left with small stack shortly thereafter some dude flushed me after i hit top pair in a pot he shouldn't have played.
i might actually start doing this subconsciously all the time now.Quote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
part of me wanted to fist pump, slam the cards down and yell "that is how do it"......but i obv find tables with the most unstable peeps and i feared an ass kicking.