Florida Man Strikes again

Florida man arrested after having public sex with a dog, damaging church nativity scene

Full story here: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...ne/ar-AA14Zyoe


Chad Mason, 36, was arrested Sunday on several charges, including sexual activity with an animal, exposing sexual organs and criminal mischief to a place of worship.

Mason knew the owner of the Goldendoodle dog and was taking it out for a walk in an apartment complex in the 2600 block of McMullen Booth Road at around 4:30 p.m. on Sunday, Clearwater Police said. He then began having sex with the dog in front of multiple adults and a child who was under 16-years-old.

One of the adult witnesses confronted Mason, who then fled the scene to Northwood Presbyterian Church. He entered the church and proceeded to knock over a nativity display, break several potted plants and throw children's toys from the playground area. Mason's actions resulted in an estimated $400 in damages to the church, according to officials.

Why is always Florida? Why?

You should know that it is a bad idea to fuck with alligators.

Unfortunately, they don't know that in Florida.


14-foot alligator caught carrying lifeless human body down Florida canal

https://nypost.com/2023/09/22/10-foo...-down-a-canal/

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That is a fat fucking alligator.

Every once in awhile an alligator shows up in one of the ponds around here and everyone not familiar freaks out and thinks their dogs and kids will be eaten then some yokel tries to kill it….morons abound.

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That is a fat fucking alligator.

Every once in awhile an alligator shows up in one of the ponds around here and everyone not familiar freaks out and thinks their dogs and kids will be eaten then some yokel tries to kill it….morons abound.

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LOL. So true. An alligator for a grown man is probably the easiest large predator to defend yourself against. When I was like 20 we took a camping trip to the Everglades. I knew nothing about alligators, and the swamp we camped at was littered with them. One of the guys we camped with dove into the swamp after a 12 pack and began wrestling with one, it was about 7 feet. That fucking thing scurried off lighting speed after about 2 minutes. It was funny as shit. Did not know at the time, their teeth are dull as shit.

Now a bear, yeah that would scare the shit out of me. Same with a shark. Alligator, meh, they rarely if ever attack humans.

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Originally Posted by Texter

That is a fat fucking alligator.

Every once in awhile an alligator shows up in one of the ponds around here and everyone not familiar freaks out and thinks their dogs and kids will be eaten then some yokel tries to kill it….morons abound.

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LOL. So true. An alligator for a grown man is probably the easiest large predator to defend yourself against. When I was like 20 we took a camping trip to the Everglades. I knew nothing about alligators, and the swamp we camped at was littered with them. One of the guys we camped with dove into the swamp after a 12 pack and began wrestling with one, it was about 7 feet. That fucking thing scurried off lighting speed after about 2 minutes. It was funny as shit. Did not know at the time, their teeth are dull as shit.

Now a bear, yeah that would scare the shit out of me. Same with a shark. Alligator, meh, they rarely if ever attack humans.

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How would you defend yourself?