Seriously have been off online shenanigans with men for about 5 years. Where should I post a profile to fuck some random and start to move on. Of course will provide trip report but something has to change been way too sad over all this bs.
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Seriously have been off online shenanigans with men for about 5 years. Where should I post a profile to fuck some random and start to move on. Of course will provide trip report but something has to change been way too sad over all this bs.
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Originally Posted by lewfather
This is where that GoPro is going to come in handy to preserve & share life's special moments.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
Avatar is b/c of Sweet Lew.
Who's Sweet Lew? I put up the video of Stu and u said Im using this as my avatar? U thanked me I believe!! Split needs laid lets focus on that!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
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Lewfather hazed me pretty good on my first day. Stu came up. So it was written, so it was done.Quote:
Originally Posted by badguy23Who's Sweet Lew? I put up the video of Stu and u said Im using this as my avatar? U thanked me I believe!! Split needs laid lets focus on that!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
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Interesting the guys who have stuck with their original avatar.
Keeping the thread alive Badguy!
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Originally Posted by splitthis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe26IKNuMj4
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You posting nudes is really the only way for us to figure out your best options here.
There is clearly no better way to retrieve your mojo than a hot 3-way with Druff and Tyde.. My senses tell me that both of these men are very passionate lovers
i'll split it and quit it
split's PM inbox could probably qualify for federal disaster relief funds right about now.
you should def get out and fuck a random
in the interim if watching me bust a load via webcam while you bash yourself with a vibrator interests you please contact me.
Please don't do that. I'm not a geek or nerd like the rest of these cats but don't give in to the standards of contemporary culture. A little solitude is a great cleansing process. If your ever in the new York area? It would be my pleasure to take you out on the town. (No sex though, lol).. I'm serious :-)
man or woman ? I think you should teach PLOP a trick or two.
Seriously I'm loving you're honesty in there threads
I'm only 46 and I don't get it! All these online hookups with random people is filthy.. I don't feel like fucking and eating snatch all night if I don't know we're its been the night before.. If I ever meet any of you guys at a casino I bring my antibacterial hand lotion.. maybe it's just me on this one. I'm not a stuff shirt. I've been a Guido(20 years before Jersey shore) a metal head a druggie(blame the 80,s) and obsessed with work. I guess I'm well rounded. I don't get sending dick pics to each other.. one day ol post a pick(circa1986) of Me shirtless in my 85 vette , rope chain and a gallon of hair gel or my mullet from the 90,s and slayer t shirt.. or now bald, a lean 5,11 and 185lbs my.polo khaki and nautica shirts.. I love fucken New York.
I actually like and respect splitthis. Don't know her and have never met her. That's just my impression. Regardless of my outlandish activities ans lack of literacy she has treated me with respect and understanding.. . It really is hard to find strong smart women who have not lost there femininity, compassion, empathy.. I just think she is a cool chick on a level most of
You would not have the ability to understand.. maybe your genealogy will take several more millennium to catch up and evolve.. basically I respect her and think she is smart you imbeciles..
Have sex with a woman for the first time, then you will understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
I remember when split was going to but an rv and drive around fucking Boris members. That was a good plan.
"A skank is a skank is a skunk"
:solidgold
https://vimeo.com/26982271
Not all women are looking for Mr. Right. Sometimes they might just want a little company for the evening.
That's why Olfalo created "Hey, You!" Just one whiff does the trick, for those occasions when you can't afford to be subtle.
"Hey, You!" The scent you can't ignore.....
"Hey, You!" for that special someone you never expect to see again.
Inbox me tits and other privates. Maybe I'll hitch down.
http://i.imgur.com/lRCKtq5.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
Then inbox me yours, Jayce.
Getting back to the subject of this thread splitthis--Flipper_Fair is available and always willing to help out.
I'm sorry splitthis. I just wanted to offer some advice and perhaps a dinner and a couple of drinks if you ever came to new York. I'm sorry the r.v. won't fit, lol.. It was not my intent to be crude or rude. Still on a learning curve for forum educate.Quote:
Originally Posted by IamGreek
Can we restart the thread from here please.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantom
I think we have a full table.
Dating Game on PFA Radio. Starring Splithis
thesparten Badguy flipperfair
Snowtracks could also be a great contestant.
Splitthis, I know for obvious reasons you are not going to post a picture, but please tell us the celebrity you most resemble so we can at least fantasize about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
my body is ready
My read?Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiSplitthis, I know for obvious reasons you are not going to post a picture, but please tell us the celebrity you most resemble so we can at least fantasize about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Try blonde with very nice legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by smithbkMy read?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
ship the picsQuote:
Originally Posted by 4DragonsTry blonde with very nice legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by smithbk
My read?
you have everything
I thought the only two people to see splitthis were wrenchjockey and (gasp) Bryan Micon.
This thread is pissing me off, actually. I am going to make a thesparten containment thread.
thesparten is still welcome to post here, and he's not restricted in any way, but I am going to move any off-topic stuff he posts there, as well as any fighting involving him.
LOL... Good luck with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Sounds like a full time job.
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Originally Posted by WillieMcFMLship the picsQuote:
Originally Posted by 4Dragons
you have everything