Plumber Jokes

Not sure where these allegations came from, although I am quite sure who started them. Same guy who equated Beenstaring living with his grandmother to "wiping her ass to get stakes"

For the record, I am not a plumber nor do I currently know any plumbers. The only toilet I have ever unclogged is my own. If I need mechanical work on my septic system I call a certified plumber, I do not do this on my own. Of course, I rent a townhome presently, so I call the landlord. I think owning a home is a huge scam, and renting is far more attractive, but that is a topic for another day.

So these plumber jokes are meaningless to me, but you are more than welcome to continue them and search Google for creative plumber pictures. And mind you, the ONE plumber I did know never unclogged any toilets and had a staff of 50 and did the plumbing infrastructure for new office construction. I mean its not nearly as glamorous as living in the Gaza Strip playing Stars, but its an honest living.

And for the record, I spend most of my adult work week analyzing spreadsheets and reporting to the Man. I would love to supervise a crew digging trenches for new sewage systems and drive a fat F350 and bounce around job sites in the outdoors. But it did not work out that way.

For the record im a plumber by trade. New construction only, no unclogging old shitters

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Originally Posted by phantom

For the record im a plumber by trade. New construction only, no unclogging old shitters

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Good profession, outdoors and probably a lot of freedom. I helped a buddy refurbish a couple homes for a quick sale in 2009 when I was figuring out what to do. I posted that and the next day on the forums I was unclogging toilets working for Roto Rooter. Ok....

For the record, I wish I had stayed in the home restoration business. The economy was just so bad in 2009, I had to go back the steady paycheck.

Remember when you were borrowing money from your brother, then all of a sudden you were making $200K+ per year and had $500,000 liquid cash that you could do whatever you wanted with?

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

Remember when you were borrowing money from your brother, then all of a sudden you were making $200K+ per year and had $500,000 liquid cash that you could do whatever you wanted with?

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I never said I had $500K cash, it was $200K. And making money is fairly easy for me. See I have a fancy degree from a NE college and I have a lot of people that actually like me and I am pretty smart when it comes to numbers and spreadsheets, which makes my poker failures all the more mystifying. Yes, in 2008 I went through a rough patch and borrowed money and paid it back the next year. Not to the point where I was gambling on miniature golf and being accused a welcher. Never that bad but a rough patch.

Now go back to your scrabble scams and thank you for stopping by.

Bottomtard putting his 'fancy degree from a NE college' to good use

Nice work trying to drum up attention by having to initiate the trolling.

How sad is your life?

It always amazes me when people go out of their way to get negative attention on the internet (Garrett, JSearles, Bottomset etc.) Really speaks to a past littered with neglect, shame and dysfunction.

I guess the anonymity of the internet provides a forum for life failures to be acknowledged.

Go back to your schtick of drunken redneck with money. Due to the amount of attention seeking losers, it may require more commitment than normal to be noticed.

You've always been one of the worst posters, and there doesn't seem to be any end in site. Just terrible bro, pack it up and hit the road.

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Originally Posted by Rapist

You've always been one of the worst posters, and there doesn't seem to be any end in site. Just terrible bro, pack it up and hit the road.

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A plumber joke:

Bottomset

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Originally Posted by Damone

Not sure where these allegations came from, although I am quite sure who started them. Same guy who equated Beenstaring living with his grandmother to "wiping her ass to get stakes"

For the record, I am not a plumber nor do I currently know any plumbers. The only toilet I have ever unclogged is my own. If I need mechanical work on my septic system I call a certified plumber, I do not do this on my own. Of course, I rent a townhome presently, so I call the landlord. I think owning a home is a huge scam, and renting is far more attractive, but that is a topic for another day.

So these plumber jokes are meaningless to me, but you are more than welcome to continue them and search Google for creative plumber pictures. And mind you, the ONE plumber I did know never unclogged any toilets and had a staff of 50 and did the plumbing infrastructure for new office construction. I mean its not nearly as glamorous as living in the Gaza Strip playing Stars, but its an honest living.

And for the record, I spend most of my adult work week analyzing spreadsheets and reporting to the Man. I would love to supervise a crew digging trenches for new sewage systems and drive a fat F350 and bounce around job sites in the outdoors. But it did not work out that way.

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they are 'meaningless' to you, and yet you felt compelled to start a thread about how they are 'meaningless' to you

pay close attention to the replies in this thread Bottomfag

you told me in PM's 2 years ago that you are an unlicensed plumber, so stop lying

just like you lie aboout everything else

take a trip to the Caymans after you unclog some more turds and post some ads in skilled trade services on Craigslist

fucking clown

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Originally Posted by Damone

I have a lot of people that actually like me

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This could well be your most unbelievable lie yet

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Damone

Not sure where these allegations came from, although I am quite sure who started them. Same guy who equated Beenstaring living with his grandmother to "wiping her ass to get stakes"

For the record, I am not a plumber nor do I currently know any plumbers. The only toilet I have ever unclogged is my own. If I need mechanical work on my septic system I call a certified plumber, I do not do this on my own. Of course, I rent a townhome presently, so I call the landlord. I think owning a home is a huge scam, and renting is far more attractive, but that is a topic for another day.

So these plumber jokes are meaningless to me, but you are more than welcome to continue them and search Google for creative plumber pictures. And mind you, the ONE plumber I did know never unclogged any toilets and had a staff of 50 and did the plumbing infrastructure for new office construction. I mean its not nearly as glamorous as living in the Gaza Strip playing Stars, but its an honest living.

And for the record, I spend most of my adult work week analyzing spreadsheets and reporting to the Man. I would love to supervise a crew digging trenches for new sewage systems and drive a fat F350 and bounce around job sites in the outdoors. But it did not work out that way.

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they are 'meaningless' to you, and yet you felt compelled to start a thread about how they are 'meaningless' to you

pay close attention to the replies in this thread Bottomfag

1. you told me in PM's 2 years ago that you are an unlicensed plumber, so stop lying

just like you lie aboout everything else

take a trip to the Caymans after you unclog some more turds and post some ads in skilled trade services on Craigslist

fucking clown

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I have never emailed, pm'd or verbalized to anyone on this planet I was a unlicensed plumber, let along a licensed plumber. Once again you are drinking well before noon. LOL, what a pathological liar you are.

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Originally Posted by Damone

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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they are 'meaningless' to you, and yet you felt compelled to start a thread about how they are 'meaningless' to you

pay close attention to the replies in this thread Bottomfag

1. you told me in PM's 2 years ago that you are an unlicensed plumber, so stop lying

just like you lie aboout everything else

take a trip to the Caymans after you unclog some more turds and post some ads in skilled trade services on Craigslist

fucking clown

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I have never emailed, pm'd or verbalized to anyone on this planet I was a unlicensed plumber, let along a licensed plumber. Once again you are drinking well before noon. LOL, what a pathological liar you are.

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Why are you lying? I mentioned one time back in the day how I was having problems with my toilet, been messing with it for 2 hours but couldn't fix it for the life of me. You PM'ed me and said explain the problem, I told you and you walked me through how to fix it with one of your plumber "tricks" that only an expert would know. My girl thought I was the shit (no pun intended) for the next week since "I" fixed it and we didn't have to pay a real plumber. I don't think I ever got around to thanking you but I guess better late than never, TY.

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

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Originally Posted by Damone

I have never emailed, pm'd or verbalized to anyone on this planet I was a unlicensed plumber, let along a licensed plumber. Once again you are drinking well before noon. LOL, what a pathological liar you are.

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Why are you lying? I mentioned one time back in the day how I was having problems with my toilet, been messing with it for 2 hours but couldn't fix it for the life of me. You PM'ed me and said explain the problem, I told you and you walked me through how to fix it with one of your plumber "tricks" that only an expert would know. My girl thought I was the shit (no pun intended) for the next week since "I" fixed it and we didn't have to pay a real plumber. I don't think I ever got around to thanking you but I guess better late than never, TY.

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

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Originally Posted by Damone

I have never emailed, pm'd or verbalized to anyone on this planet I was a unlicensed plumber, let along a licensed plumber. Once again you are drinking well before noon. LOL, what a pathological liar you are.

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Why are you lying? I mentioned one time back in the day how I was having problems with my toilet, been messing with it for 2 hours but couldn't fix it for the life of me. You PM'ed me and said explain the problem, I told you and you walked me through how to fix it with one of your plumber "tricks" that only an expert would know. My girl thought I was the shit (no pun intended) for the next week since "I" fixed it and we didn't have to pay a real plumber. I don't think I ever got around to thanking you but I guess better late than never, TY.

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when he PM'd me, (right about the same time he was hounding me to buy Tydepoker for $1700.00) he was boasting about charging his 'dumbfuck' customers 60 bucks or more for like a 10 minute job

He isn't even a licenced plumber, which means he is almost certainly trying to hustle jobs on Craigslist

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

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Originally Posted by Damone

I have never emailed, pm'd or verbalized to anyone on this planet I was a unlicensed plumber, let along a licensed plumber. Once again you are drinking well before noon. LOL, what a pathological liar you are.

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Why are you lying? I mentioned one time back in the day how I was having problems with my toilet, been messing with it for 2 hours but couldn't fix it for the life of me. You PM'ed me and said explain the problem, I told you and you walked me through how to fix it with one of your plumber "tricks" that only an expert would know. My girl thought I was the shit (no pun intended) for the next week since "I" fixed it and we didn't have to pay a real plumber. I don't think I ever got around to thanking you but I guess better late than never, TY.

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HOLY FUCK BOTTOMSET!
ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?

WHAT A DELUSIONAL FUCK.

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Originally Posted by The_Standard

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

Why are you lying? I mentioned one time back in the day how I was having problems with my toilet, been messing with it for 2 hours but couldn't fix it for the life of me. You PM'ed me and said explain the problem, I told you and you walked me through how to fix it with one of your plumber "tricks" that only an expert would know. My girl thought I was the shit (no pun intended) for the next week since "I" fixed it and we didn't have to pay a real plumber. I don't think I ever got around to thanking you but I guess better late than never, TY.

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HOLY FUCK BOTTOMSET!
ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?

WHAT A DELUSIONAL FUCK.

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in no way did i dump those chips off to tyde.now thats been cleared up we can return to the topic

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Originally Posted by phantom

For the record im a plumber by trade. New construction only, no unclogging old shitters

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Good profession, outdoors and probably a lot of freedom. I helped a buddy refurbish a couple homes for a quick sale in 2009 when I was figuring out what to do. I posted that and the next day on the forums I was unclogging toilets working for Roto Rooter. Ok....

For the record, I wish I had stayed in the home restoration business. The economy was just so bad in 2009, I had to go back the steady paycheck.

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sorry im not really a plumber

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I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

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1. First ring is used as a product that fills in all the gaps where the flange and floor meet. Water does not get along with wax so you want no chance of water ever getting down the gaps.

2. Use a "normal" wax ring that does not have a horn embedded. Too often this horned ring is not useful for its application and if there is a height issue with the flange, this flange will bottom out on the toilet's underside or the flange.

Wax rings compress down and spread across the underside of the toilet so the perfect connection exists to seal the toilet to the drainage system properly. I believe that someday soon wax rings will be eliminated and we'l start using quick connect fitting built into the underside of the toilet.

I cannot even begin to tell how many times I've seen thousands spent on property damage claims in relation to toilets leaking at the base due to wax rings or other methods of connection to the toilet to make a seal.

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Originally Posted by Corrigan

I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

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1. First ring is used as a product that fills in all the gaps where the flange and floor meet. Water does not get along with wax so you want no chance of water ever getting down the gaps.

2. Use a "normal" wax ring that does not have a horn embedded. Too often this horned ring is not useful for its application and if there is a height issue with the flange, this flange will bottom out on the toilet's underside or the flange.

Wax rings compress down and spread across the underside of the toilet so the perfect connection exists to seal the toilet to the drainage system properly. I believe that someday soon wax rings will be eliminated and we'l start using quick connect fitting built into the underside of the toilet.

I cannot even begin to tell how many times I've seen thousands spent on property damage claims in relation to toilets leaking at the base due to wax rings or other methods of connection to the toilet to make a seal.

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I'm not a plumber but have installed toilets in my own house & all this advice about the wax ring is pretty simple stuff & any idiot with half a brain could figure it out & giving this kind of advice wouldn't necessarily mean he's a plumber.

Of course, the last line about how many times he's seen damage by improperly installed toilet fixtures definitely implies that he's a plumber. In all my years I've seen exactly zero examples of serious damage by improper toilet installation & I've worked in the construction industry.

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Originally Posted by Corrigan

I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

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1. First ring is used as a product that fills in all the gaps where the flange and floor meet. Water does not get along with wax so you want no chance of water ever getting down the gaps.

2. Use a "normal" wax ring that does not have a horn embedded. Too often this horned ring is not useful for its application and if there is a height issue with the flange, this flange will bottom out on the toilet's underside or the flange.

Wax rings compress down and spread across the underside of the toilet so the perfect connection exists to seal the toilet to the drainage system properly. I believe that someday soon wax rings will be eliminated and we'l start using quick connect fitting built into the underside of the toilet.

I cannot even begin to tell how many times I've seen thousands spent on property damage claims in relation to toilets leaking at the base due to wax rings or other methods of connection to the toilet to make a seal.

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He sure knows a lot for not being a plumber. Maybe he majored in toilet engineering at his fancy northeastern college.

http://youtu.be/Wb5Gzwueyxk

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I'm glad i saved this old PM from bottomset n installing a wax ring for a toilet when I had a question - sorry to rat you out:

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He sure knows a lot for not being a plumber. Maybe he majored in toilet engineering at his fancy northeastern college.

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

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Originally Posted by Damone

I have never emailed, pm'd or verbalized to anyone on this planet I was a unlicensed plumber, let along a licensed plumber. Once again you are drinking well before noon. LOL, what a pathological liar you are.

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Why are you lying? I mentioned one time back in the day how I was having problems with my toilet, been messing with it for 2 hours but couldn't fix it for the life of me. You PM'ed me and said explain the problem, I told you and you walked me through how to fix it with one of your plumber "tricks" that only an expert would know. My girl thought I was the shit (no pun intended) for the next week since "I" fixed it and we didn't have to pay a real plumber. I don't think I ever got around to thanking you but I guess better late than never, TY.

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The man fixes your shithouse over the internet while also getting you a free pass from your woman for a whole week - and you rat him out?


Internet is a cruel place lol

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