http://i.imgur.com/z2PNR.jpg
what type of couch is that, where would i find out, how would i describe that to a salesfag?
THIS IS CATEGORY ONE REAL TALK
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http://i.imgur.com/z2PNR.jpg
what type of couch is that, where would i find out, how would i describe that to a salesfag?
THIS IS CATEGORY ONE REAL TALK
HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO
More importantly, where can I get a coffee table that looks like a video game controller?
Brah you are getting a little weird on me, I'll send you some freshly chewed bubble gum if you really insist. Pick a flavor and I'll be sure to leave it behind my front drivers side car tire just like you like ok? Please leave me alone though, I'd really appreciate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Bless your heart Jasep but that is _nothing_ like the couch in the picture.
Tell "salesfag" it's microfiber, over-sized cushions, thin contemporary armsQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
If you go to a furniture store you'll definitely see multiple like this, very "in" style right now
btw: I hate it
Couch looks comfortable but a bitch to stand up from, especially if you're 6'2".
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Originally Posted by Steve-OTell "salesfag" it's microfiber, over-sized cushions, thin contemporary armsQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
If you go to a furniture store you'll definitely see multiple like this, very "in" style right now
btw: I hate it
This is rife with potential! Thank you!
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I stopped worrying about standing up years ago.
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Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I stopped worrying about standing up years ago.
:boom
I just googled micro fiber couch broQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
seriously bro 2 bro what type of couch is this
No shit, you post that picture and want to know about the damn couch?Quote:
Originally Posted by HEX
I did not know you were into hallucinogens. Do you like to go natural, shrooms, cacti? Maybe we can become penpals?
apparently its a 'deep couch' or a 'deep sofa'.
it cant possibly be custom.
unless its in seattle.
in which case its probably customOHGOD I WANT THAT COUCH
that's the kind of couch that you don't ever look for lost change because more often you'll find the remnants of something that once breathed and you'll be taken down to the
station and inevitably you're going to hear some chuckles from the jury
i didn't know pam dawber shops at bob's discount furniture and was into video games
I rock khakis with a crease only and my sofas are made of leather...but I do have table envy right now I can't lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
real talk i wouldnt be caught dead with that coffee table in my house but i totally understand we arent in similar places spiritually
real talk I want it for my man cave
see i get that, real talk
REAL
Since we are on the topic of interior decorating, does anyone know where I can find this coffee table?
http://www.likecool.com/Home/Furnitu...ffee-Table.jpg
It doesn't just look like a NES controller, it actually is a working NES controller. That's too nerdy even for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by HEX
Sonatine,
Why don't you just print out the picture and bring it into the largest furniture store nearby? Or even just show the sales guy the picture on your phone. I show phone pictures to the guys at Home Depot all the time.
Category One Reply:Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
A) Agree I'd fucking hang myself with spare extension cords if I owned that coffee table
B) It's got to be microfiber, trust me the women like it
C) Does the chick come with the couch?
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Seriously?
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pikachar,
DirtyB,
Jasep,
mulva,
sonatine,
tony bagadonuts
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FOR THE LOVE OF JEHOVAH.
MICROFIBER ISNT A TYPE OF COUCH, ITS THE FABRIC ON IT.
I CAN HAVE A SUIT MADE WITH MICROFIBER, THAT DOTH NOT MAKE A COUCH, ENGLISH.
NEED
COUCH
DOX
Yep, that's a couch alright.
Ok, real talk...
The wife said it could be a sleeper sofa, but it's not a futon, it could be a shays lounger... but she said it's a couch (microfiber as well)...
BTW, FWIW she's fired from responding
real talk I hate deep pillow couches like that.
Hate to inject some obvious advice, but seeing as though you have a picture, why are you trying to describe the couch to a salesman in words?
Why not just show the salesman the picture?
Because a picture says a thousand words and he ain't got no fucking time for that.
real talk tho i might just say fuck it and rack this up:
http://i.imgur.com/Akqfl.png
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Originally Posted by sonatine
http://i.imgur.com/SbpaL.jpg
Real Talk I was going to tweet the pic to Pam Dawber and ask her wtf kind of couch it was or maybe her husband could have NCIS look into it for us but her account is suspended and I suspect it was for having a video game controller for a table so she violated Twitters TOS.
Pam Dawber also left a butt print just underneath the remote on the couch that looks eerily like Fidel Castro.
REAL TALK
http://i.imgur.com/JQ7LK.jpg
Might be the Zig-Zag Man on further inspection.
Bonus pic of the couch:
http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/hous...le-3381_rg.jpg
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Originally Posted by sonatine
Bad piece of furniture IMOQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
Try here. Unless you are cheep
http://www.natuzzieditions.com/
This is the guy who owns the couch: http://www.etsy.com/people/charleslu...ref=ls_profile
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