Does this make me a freak? I asked her to buy some toys like a month ago, and she rolled her eyes. So I let it go. Then last night she asked via text, what type I would be interested in.
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Does this make me a freak? I asked her to buy some toys like a month ago, and she rolled her eyes. So I let it go. Then last night she asked via text, what type I would be interested in.
So let me get this straight you want a 5 month old to masturbate in front of you? This is probably the sickest request ever on this forum.
So what the fuck do you want me do ? Put her age in parenthesis, how else would I write it? You always struck me as some shady fucker. Stay away from this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
"Been dating a girl for 5 months now, want her to masturbate in front of me, thoughts?"Quote:
Originally Posted by bottomset_69So what the fuck do you want me do ? Put her age in parenthesis, how else would I write it? You always struck me as some shady fucker. Stay away from this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-LQH8N6UgQuote:
Originally Posted by bottomset_69So what the fuck do you want me do ? Put her age in parenthesis, how else would I write it? You always struck me as some shady fucker. Stay away from this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Please go back to 'The PHA' and start drinking again; this latest version of your persona has really fallen flat.
I am sure you could get some advice from NotAPedophile, you sick fuck
I am the first guy to figure out how to change a title thread in this forum. <------------- FACT
Well, it changed when you clicked the quote. Druff has this place all jacked up.Quote:
Originally Posted by bottomset_69
Dude you are some weird sex creep, FACT. Asking vowels specifically on an open forum is just odd as shit. Hey random girl from the Internet let's talk about masturbation and it won't be creepy at all. Oh wait it already is.
Hey faggot, with Obama and his 30 like styles Nazis running around, you have to be careful. Tony B has been a little suspicious lately imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
You are a faggot that is for sure though. And broke, Guaranteed. LOL!
whatever you say Handy Te'o. pretty funny how you are one of the few guys with money on this site yet all of the other guys that have money don't fucking talk about it the same way you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by bottomset_69Hey faggot, with Obama and his 30 like styles Nazis running around, you have to be careful. Tony B has been a little suspicious lately imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
You are a faggot that is for sure though. And broke, Guaranteed. LOL!
way to fail on the thread title change too retard. 200k a year you could probably just pay a guy to post for you and I am sure it would work out much better. I am sure that almost 100% of people here would have thought hmm do I really want to title my thread I am asking my five month old gf to masturbate for me. Probably would have set off some bells
Druff please delete thread before this site is shut down.
Cliffs:
Bottomset finds 5 month old in toilet
Late abortion
Soul mates.
:lol2Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck Ficon
tell her to use your sex toy bottomfeeder
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r...12/Plunger.jpg
You fuckers can shut the fuck up.
You fuckers can pick it apart like ants. You take what would have been a great thread, and pick it apart.
Well FUCK YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeR78GY4ekc
:cosbyQuote:
Originally Posted by bottomset_69
At 5 months i'm guessing you're going to have to teach your girlfriend a few things before she gets up to speed.
"I am asking my girlfriend of 5 months to masturbate in front of me". That's how a person whose brain is not all scrambled from alcohol abuse would have gone about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bottomset_69
Aside from that, lol at being with her for 5 months and already asking her to masturbate in front of you. Save that shit for when you've been together for a while and are exploring new avenues. 5 months in is barely enough time in to scratch the surface of sexual exploration. This really only makes sense to me if you are suffering from alchy dick and need help getting it up.
We all knew something was off about Bottomset when he remarked that slutty girls have loose vaginas and Vwls had to correct him. It was reminiscent of the "bags of sand" line in 40 Year Old Virgin. Now that we know that he only fucks infants, it all makes sense!
Sidenote: I had no idea you could make $200k/year driving an ice cream truck.
sex shows from 5 month olds?
change his nick to bottomset_408
I almost spit pepsi on my laptop when I saw this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5x5OXfe9KY
Thought this website was supposed to be work friendly...
This must be done. Like now.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Bottomset_408, is this true?
http://i.imgur.com/WOKYW8d.gif
This obv.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
This thread isn't even undernet friendly.Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
so how did this turn out
Quote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
Since his girlfriend would be 2 and a half years old now, i'm sure they worked things out.
heyoooooooooooo
also wheres marty he actually makes this site readable