China is a doucher

I dont want to fag up Druffs buy a piece thread anymore so i figured I would just start a new one.

China is a goonies looking retard:
http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/...22/goonies.jpg http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/...hinamaniac.jpg

Secondly, he is trying to troll me and he isnt even a good troll:

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Originally Posted by chinamaniac

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

So you just said what I said? Is this what being trolled feels like? Maybe you should pay less attention to me and more attention to your stake.

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Here is the opening of your post I'm clearly confused. Why would you, or any player, just give away their action for free?

I just explained because you are clueless about share selling just like you are about stakes and like you are about just about every other topic you have posted in whether poker related or not.

What does a stake I'm running have to do with this topic anyways? Last I checked this thread was for Druff to sell shares and explain to people what's going on.

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The opening sentence of my post said one thing and then i clarified it later. Is that now not allowed? Was I supposed to go back and edit my first sentence to make it look like I am all knowing? I clearly admitted with the first sentence that I didnt know the ins and outs of Druffs buy a piece offer. So China comes on and says "you are clueless about share selling." Good job fucknut, I already acknowledged that. Do you feel like you win?

Please explain how I am clueless about stakes? Im guessing you just gloss this over because you're retarded.

Im clueless about everything I post about? Funny, I dont recall you ever disagreeing with ANYTHING I have posted. This is hilarious coming from the retard who is getting roasted across multiple forums for his Tebow man love. You are a joke to everyone who isnt swinging from your nuts.

And lasty, QUIT FUCKING WHINING about your stake. If you followed your blogs and posts over the past year (and I do because inside I love you) then you run worse then anyone in the history of limit poker. Im willing to guess that maybe you just arent that damn good! Last week you had a sick brag on Venom about you had the stake back over $7K but then at the end of the session it was below $5K again. Same thing a few days ago, during your session you were pwning faces, then with no explanation at the end of the day you are at $3400 or something like that. Seriously, do you play bad at the end of your sessions? Maybe you should play shorter periods of time.

Oh, and lol at you flaming me for my posting and what not, but then the last sentence of your post says "what does my stake have to do with Druffs thread?" What does all of my posts in the past have to do with Druffs thread? Can you not see how hypocrital, holier then thou you are?

Insert "Didnt read" here after you read the post line for line and have no coherent responses.

Oh yeah, and:
http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/...s22/friday.jpg

Are you seriously starting this stupidity again? I guess since this is stupid it's at least in the correct forum. It doesn't fly though.
Get a life.

Chinamaniac is GOD





you on the other hand seem like an attention starved homosexual.

I didn't read any of that but looking at the length of your post I'd have to imagine your still the worst poster in the league

If jewdonk gets banned at least this guy should be too. Or put on a leash.

I was enjoying the forum the last few days as we were getting good participation without these shitty threads....

Yeah he is definitely an obsessive troll.

China's a good guy...Flat out...

Since you have opened up the dialogue, post a pic of yourself Jsearles, so we can all make comparisons and judgments about the way you look.

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I was enjoying the forum the last few days as we were getting good participation without these shitty threads....

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Amen to that. Keep the high school bs on facebook and other forums.

I don't think China looks anything like Shooz. China is a class-act, and 99.99% of the community would agree. You are just looking like a douche.

jsearles, while you have had a lot of haters as of late, I'm not one of them. I actually like you.

However, I do have to admit I am a bit perplexed about your obsession with China. It seems like you have a lot of criticism and desire to discuss the stake he's running, and I never quite understood that. I would totally understand it if the situation was shady or if China had a spotty past, but neither is the case.

China's stake is straightforward. If you don't think he's good enough to be worth it, don't invest. He has been up front about everything, and I think people pretty much know what they're getting when they invest in him. I never understood the whole reasoning behind trying to start a debate with him about the whole matter. It's not like he's trying to cheat people, and he's not misrepresenting himself.

Regarding the "whining", I can tell you that it's actually therapeutic for some people to get it off their chest when they're running bad. I do plenty of whining myself when I'm unlucky, though usually not on these forums. (I don't think China would be doing so on the forums, either, if he wasn't being staked.) I can also tell you that China has ran REALLY REALLY BAD on Merge for the past several months. I see him take so many beats and coolers to the point where I think he's had the worst luck of any regular limit players on the site in 2012. Just yesterday we had a lovely hand where it was capped 4 ways, I had QQ, China had 55, some other guy had 99, and the flop came 953. I see this (or bad beats) happening to him repeatedly.

Anyway, I'm not sure why you have it in for China, but I can tell you that he's only being rude with you because of the recent trolling you've done to him.

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Originally Posted by chinamaniac

I didn't read any of that but looking at the length of your post I'd have to imagine your still the worst poster in the league

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LOLZ!!!!

So now I am a horrible poster because the thread was long? Druff posts some of the longest threads out there so he must suck too right? China, you make absolutely no sense.

Druff, I haven't touched this faggot for over a month. He decides to randomly troll me (very poorly) so I'm going to respond. But to get to the root of the issue, I just don't really like his persona and I don't get the nut swingers. I don't see what he brings to the forums except for the following: everyone is god, Tebows cum tastes good, China runs worse then anyone, and he brings no noticeable content. I'm not sure why he is so revered but he clearly is? If he had left me alone, didn't poke the sleeping bear and I wouldn't be forced to respond.

And I thought the tongue in cheek qausi-seriousness would be conveyed by the last picture but I guess I shouldn't be surprised when anything goes over this forums head. A boring Friday morning at work and a little prodding and this is what you get from me. Don't take that to mean its all a level though, IMO china is clearly not god!

shut it down jsearles

china is god

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

shut it down jsearles

china is god

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My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

shut it down jsearles

china is god

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My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

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well, where to start

he was one of the most consistent winners on stars for heads up lhe, in fact i think he was #1 at like 3/6 - his graph was SICK

he has played in the toughest limit holdem tourneys at wsop and has owned hard

he staked a shitload of people on venom, even when it was -ev

he is just a solid dude, who no one has ever had a problem with but you



tl:dr
CHINA IS GOD - yer not - how could you

:knife

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

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My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

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well, where to start

he was one of the most consistent winners on stars for heads up lhe, in fact i think he was #1 at like 3/6 - his graph was SICK

he has played in the toughest limit holdem tourneys at wsop and has owned hard

he staked a shitload of people on venom, even when it was -ev

he is just a solid dude, who no one has ever had a problem with but you



tl:dr
CHINA IS GOD - yer not - how could you

:knife

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I find it funny that your entire reply was in the past tense. Maybe I'm just late to the party?

so i answered your question, now answer mine

what is your problem with china, what has he done to you?

do you think he's scamming people, do you think he can't play or what?

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

My point exactly; guys swinging from Chinas nuts for no apparent reason. Bring in some facts. You are bringing nothing with the little one line quips.

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

I find it funny that your entire reply was in the past tense. Maybe I'm just late to the party?

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You'll have to excuse Willie. His ability to know facts from the future has always been his weak point (you silly retard).

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

so i answered your question, now answer mine

what is your problem with china, what has he done to you?

do you think he's scamming people, do you think he can't play or what?

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I already answered this in my reply to Druff.

No I don't think he is scamming per say but I think he is definitely "twisting." And no I don't think he is as good as everyone here thinks he is. He might be a fine player, but the expectations are out of control. And it's possible for the ever evolving game of poker to pass people up. Maybe, just maybe, China doesn't have the edge he once did?

Yup, sorry it took so long for me to see Tine was spot on about this douche. I am doing all I can do and banning him at the only place I can.

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Originally Posted by vegas1369

Yup, sorry it took so long for me to see Tine was spot on about this douche. I am doing all I can do and banning him at the only place I can.

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Lol, like anyone cares. I haven't posted more then a sentence over there in months. Tight life, banning me on one forum for words on another. You feeling mighty and powerful tonight fag?

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

jsearles, while you have had a lot of haters as of late, I'm not one of them. I actually like you.

However, I do have to admit I am a bit perplexed about your obsession with China. It seems like you have a lot of criticism and desire to discuss the stake he's running, and I never quite understood that. I would totally understand it if the situation was shady or if China had a spotty past, but neither is the case.

China's stake is straightforward. If you don't think he's good enough to be worth it, don't invest. He has been up front about everything, and I think people pretty much know what they're getting when they invest in him. I never understood the whole reasoning behind trying to start a debate with him about the whole matter. It's not like he's trying to cheat people, and he's not misrepresenting himself.

Regarding the "whining", I can tell you that it's actually therapeutic for some people to get it off their chest when they're running bad. I do plenty of whining myself when I'm unlucky, though usually not on these forums. (I don't think China would be doing so on the forums, either, if he wasn't being staked.) I can also tell you that China has ran REALLY REALLY BAD on Merge for the past several months. I see him take so many beats and coolers to the point where I think he's had the worst luck of any regular limit players on the site in 2012. Just yesterday we had a lovely hand where it was capped 4 ways, I had QQ, China had 55, some other guy had 99, and the flop came 953. I see this (or bad beats) happening to him repeatedly.

Anyway, I'm not sure why you have it in for China, but I can tell you that he's only being rude with you because of the recent trolling you've done to him.

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guys just a terrible troll and is obsessed or he is trying to get a rise acting like a douche

His false claims so far I think are that I lied to my backers, I tried to cheat my backers, that I am a losing player among many other countless things.

But the reality is he is a shitty internet player, someone mentioned to me he tried to cheat in a prop bet but I can't confirm cause I don't read his posts because he is beyond terrible.


http://i44.tinypic.com/df960.jpg

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

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Originally Posted by vegas1369

Yup, sorry it took so long for me to see Tine was spot on about this douche. I am doing all I can do and banning him at the only place I can.

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Lol, like anyone cares. I haven't posted more then a sentence over there in months. Tight life, banning me on one forum for words on another. You feeling mighty and powerful tonight fag?

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Just making sure that when you are eventually banned from here we won't be subjected to the huge amount of faggotry over there that you will undoubtedly start spewing.

I know you don't see it, because you are obviously too stupid and self absorbed, but you have come off really, really bad here. I'm not going to bother telling you the facts as to why, as they are all in the past tense.

one of the greatest scenes in movie history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECFb1_YdII

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Originally Posted by hutmaster

I don't think China looks anything like Shooz. China is a class-act, and 99.99% of the community would agree. You are just looking like a douche.

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Nothing but love for china, the guy vigorously goats it up on the daily.

LOL at the pics, I don't know what is wrong with this guy. China is probably the single most popular guy among all of the forums. Nice guy, generous, good poker player, solid poster, etc. Dude should pick an easier target for his trolling.

Searles, or whatever the fuck your name is, you're a dick, so fuck off.

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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

LOL at the pics, I don't know what is wrong with this guy. China is probably the single most popular guy among all of the forums. Nice guy, generous, good poker player, solid poster, etc. Dude should pick an easier target for his trolling.

Searles, or whatever the fuck your name is, you're a dick, so fuck off.

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you spelled yEBSITE wrong

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Originally Posted by chinamaniac

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

jsearles, while you have had a lot of haters as of late, I'm not one of them. I actually like you.

However, I do have to admit I am a bit perplexed about your obsession with China. It seems like you have a lot of criticism and desire to discuss the stake he's running, and I never quite understood that. I would totally understand it if the situation was shady or if China had a spotty past, but neither is the case.

China's stake is straightforward. If you don't think he's good enough to be worth it, don't invest. He has been up front about everything, and I think people pretty much know what they're getting when they invest in him. I never understood the whole reasoning behind trying to start a debate with him about the whole matter. It's not like he's trying to cheat people, and he's not misrepresenting himself.

Regarding the "whining", I can tell you that it's actually therapeutic for some people to get it off their chest when they're running bad. I do plenty of whining myself when I'm unlucky, though usually not on these forums. (I don't think China would be doing so on the forums, either, if he wasn't being staked.) I can also tell you that China has ran REALLY REALLY BAD on Merge for the past several months. I see him take so many beats and coolers to the point where I think he's had the worst luck of any regular limit players on the site in 2012. Just yesterday we had a lovely hand where it was capped 4 ways, I had QQ, China had 55, some other guy had 99, and the flop came 953. I see this (or bad beats) happening to him repeatedly.

Anyway, I'm not sure why you have it in for China, but I can tell you that he's only being rude with you because of the recent trolling you've done to him.

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guys just a terrible troll and is obsessed or he is trying to get a rise acting like a douche

His false claims so far I think are that I lied to my backers, I tried to cheat my backers, that I am a losing player among many other countless things.

But the reality is he is a shitty internet player, someone mentioned to me he tried to cheat in a prop bet but I can't confirm cause I don't read his posts because he is beyond terrible.


http://i44.tinypic.com/df960.jpg

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Wow, just wow. This is the type of stuff I'm talking about. Everyone will read this and believe it but the reality is China is full of shit. Anyone please show where I have ever said China cheats his backers, lies to his backers, or is a lifetime losing player? Please show where I ever cheated on a prop bet? These claims are all patently false!

i gotta say even though china have gone back and fourth over tebow in his various tebow is god threads for months....it always manages to stay on topic i.e. hes never a cunt or a douchebag in any other thread we cohabitate in...hes obv a winning player and overall a good guy(god) obviously again when 99outta 100 posters agree that way,jsear ur obv the one with the problem.....



china=god/tebow does not lol

Am I the only person who caught the ninja subtext in OP "and I do because inside I love you"? Just wondering. I haven't been able to take the thread seriously since I read that, so I will just leave it there. I think ya'll have been leveled. China you may have a stalker on your hands brah

Hello.

I had to delete 5 posts in this thread.

4 of the deletions were due to pictures of jsearles that were posted without his permission. The rule here regarding posting pictures of users is that you can only do so if they've either already posted their own pics, or if their pictures were made public by some sort of mainstream media, such as appearing on TV or in poker news reports. Also, you may only do the latter if that person has made their name public. If the person was just stupid and left their pictures unprotected on the internet, you can't post them here.

Also, you may never post anyone's picture if it contains family members, unless that person has given permission to do so.

I deleted the last post because it contained an obscene picture. I want people to feel safe to browse this site from work or around mixed company. I don't mind seeing some tasteful shots of nude women in The Bathroom Wall forum, but I really don't want pictures of cocks or porn-type shots anywhere on this site.

Thanks.

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Hello.

I had to delete 5 posts in this thread.

4 of the deletions were due to pictures of jsearles that were posted without his permission. The rule here regarding posting pictures of users is that you can only do so if they've either already posted their own pics, or if their pictures were made public by some sort of mainstream media, such as appearing on TV or in poker news reports. Also, you may only do the latter if that person has made their name public. If the person was just stupid and left their pictures unprotected on the internet, you can't post them here.

Also, you may never post anyone's picture if it contains family members, unless that person has given permission to do so.

I deleted the last post because it contained an obscene picture. I want people to feel safe to browse this site from work or around mixed company. I don't mind seeing some tasteful shots of nude women in The Bathroom Wall forum, but I really don't want pictures of cocks or porn-type shots anywhere on this site.

Thanks.

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At least just change the pic out for the original. I think my post was funny and in good taste for a once in a while kind of thing. Lighten up. How often do I post porn here or anywhere else?

Whoever posted the pic of this faggot please PM it to me.

I disagree with the executive decision about pictures, especially when this idiot starts trolling threads like this and posts China's pic just to troll him. If he posts china's pic why can't someone post his?? It isn't like we are talking about personal information here it is a fucking picture. Who cares.

But I digress.....

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Whoever posted the pic of this idiotic please PM it to me.

I disagree with the executive decision about pictures, especially when this idiot starts trolling threads like this and posts China's pic just to troll him. If he posts china's pic why can't someone post his?? It isn't like we are talking about personal information here it is a fucking picture. Who cares.

But I digress.....

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Some people on these forums are private, and I want to respect that. If someone doesn't want their picture posted, and they haven't already posted it themselves, I want to respect their wishes, even if the person acts like an asshole sometimes.

The only exception to this (aside from the ones already mentioned) is if the person is a known scammer. I'm not talking about accusations like, "Hey, didn't this guy roll someone for $50 on another forum in 2007?" I'm talking about someone who is clearly a danger to have around in a community like this, and should be outed completely in order to protect everyone from getting cheated.

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Originally Posted by vegas1369

Yup, sorry it took so long for me to see Tine was spot on about this douche. I am doing all I can do and banning him at the only place I can.

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LOL!

Oh no, you banned someone from the ghost town that nobody gives a shit about anymore. I bet he's really depressed now!

lmfao hahahahahahhahahaha

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Originally Posted by vegas1369

Yup, sorry it took so long for me to see Tine was spot on about this douche. I am doing all I can do and banning him at the only place I can.

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If a tree falls in a Forrest .....

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Originally Posted by vegas1369

Yup, sorry it took so long for me to see Tine was spot on about this douche. I am doing all I can do and banning him at the only place I can.

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If a tree falls in a Forrest .....

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You missed the point of the post. Doesn't surprise me that windsor lockwood didn't get it, he's obv a moron, but I guess you on the other hand just hate Micon so much you hope for the site to fail, so whatever you can say to put it down.... Hate to tell you Jasep, but there are a lot of people that post that were there long before you, and could care less about beefs micon has with Druff or people like yourself. Yeah it sucks that some people like Willie feel the need to not post there anymore, but it's still active enough with some solid posters IMO to still be cool and worth visiting daily.

Vegas can you give us an example or two of the solid posters?

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Vegas can you give us an example or two of the solid posters?

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Sure, but first tell me what your screen name is on DD.

I havent had an acct there in years?