Apple Outrage Thread OFFICIAL

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03-12-2013, 10:13 PM
Vwls

Apple Outrage Thread ***OFFICIAL***

There are a lot of things about Apple that piss me off - most have them have to do with iTunes, which I absolutely HATE.

This rant will be about how fucking hard Apple makes it to add a custom ring tone to your iPhone.

Are you fucking kidding me? Ok so you get the awesome song clip you want, or whatever. You load it into the detestable iTunes library. Now the real fun begins.

1. In iTunes, right-click the song or sound clip
2. Open "Get Info"
3. Select "Options"
4. Enter the Start Time and End Time (must be under 30 seconds - gay)
5. Click Ok
6. With the song or clip selected, use drop down and select "Create AAC Version"
iTunes will create another track right below the original
7. Go back to Options of the Original and unclick the Start Time and End Time (are you fucking kidding me?)
8. Go to the Actual Physical Location of that new track (Should be iTunes Media Folder)
9. Select the extension - it will be M4A - CHANGE it to M4R (I hate you Apple- this is ridiculous)
10. Drag the new M4R into iTunes. But WAIT. You can't Not until you DELETE BOTH THE ORIGINAL MP3 and the new aac FILES FROM ITUNES. But wait. You still can't Not until you SHOW SIDEBAR in iTunes. Fuck you, Apple.
18. (or whatever) Go to the Tones Section, and the new file will be there as a ringtone
19. Be sure the Tones are selected (box checked) to sync.
20. Sync up your iPhone
21-25 On your phone, add the tone as your new ring tone.

OMFG.
03-12-2013, 10:22 PM
fluffer

ok
03-12-2013, 10:23 PM
DRK Star

The US is the only country where people like Apple over Android.

I hate Itunes with a passion. My library got so messed up that I never bothered to change the albums I loaded onto my old Ipad. It would take two minutes just to load Itunes, a few minutes to delete albums, and forget about syncing....horrible.

I can download a torrent, drag and drop onto my phone, save the files to an external drive so I always have the music, and Im good to go.

My son is on his 3rd Iphone 5 in two weeks. Pixels keep going out.
03-12-2013, 10:24 PM
SrslySirius

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vwls

There are a lot of things about Apple that piss me off - most have them have to do with iTunes, which I absolutely HATE.

This rant will be about how fucking hard Apple makes it to add a custom ring tone to your iPhone.

Are you fucking kidding me? Ok so you get the awesome song clip you want, or whatever. You load it into the detestable iTunes library. Now the real fun begins.

OMFG.

They know you'll continue giving them money. And you will, right?
03-12-2013, 10:26 PM
sonatine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vwls

There are a lot of things about Apple that piss me off - most have them have to do with iTunes, which I absolutely HATE.

This rant will be about how fucking hard Apple makes it to add a custom ring tone to your iPhone.

Are you fucking kidding me? Ok so you get the awesome song clip you want, or whatever. You load it into the detestable iTunes library. Now the real fun begins.

1. In iTunes, right-click the song or sound clip
2. Open "Get Info"
3. Select "Options"
4. Enter the Start Time and End Time (must be under 30 seconds - gay)
5. Click Ok
6. With the song or clip selected, use drop down and select "Create AAC Version"
iTunes will create another track right below the original
7. Go back to Options of the Original and unclick the Start Time and End Time (are you fucking kidding me?)
8. Go to the Actual Physical Location of that new track (Should be iTunes Media Folder)
9. Select the extension - it will be M4A - CHANGE it to M4R (I hate you Apple- this is ridiculous)
10. Drag the new M4R into iTunes. But WAIT. You can't Not until you DELETE BOTH THE ORIGINAL MP3 and the new aac FILES FROM ITUNES. But wait. You still can't Not until you SHOW SIDEBAR in iTunes. Fuck you, Apple.
18. (or whatever) Go to the Tones Section, and the new file will be there as a ringtone
19. Be sure the Tones are selected (box checked) to sync.
20. Sync up your iPhone
21-25 On your phone, add the tone as your new ring tone.

OMFG.

http://i.imgur.com/9WZaBYi.jpg
03-12-2013, 10:30 PM
chinamaniac

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRK Star

The US is the only country where people like Apple over Android.

I hate Itunes with a passion. My library got so messed up that I never bothered to change the albums I loaded onto my old Ipad. It would take two minutes just to load Itunes, a few minutes to delete albums, and forget about syncing....horrible.

I can download a torrent, drag and drop onto my phone, save the files to an external drive so I always have the music, and Im good to go.

My son is on his 3rd Iphone 5 in two weeks. Pixels keep going out.

cant u do this with Itunes? I just drag shit over all the time and mix and match whatever, just have to click manually manage music
03-12-2013, 10:36 PM
Vwls

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7047/6...d0b95df7_z.jpg
03-12-2013, 10:39 PM
Beebs9Dizzle

Yea yea, apple sucks.

When are you coming back to radio?
03-12-2013, 10:46 PM
Baron Von Strucker

Beebs just because you never had one LOL

here is a link for making ring tones super easy on your mac
http://www.maclife.com/article/howto...ingtone_itunes

All but on of the computers in my house are apple and never had issues with any of them, never a virus or program problems same with the 3 phones we have never a issue till my wife droped hers on the cement and they replaced it NO CHARGE. I am however bummed to hear a bad review of the iphone 5 as i was just about to exchange my 3 year old 3gs for one.
03-12-2013, 11:25 PM
Walter Sobchak

Iphone and iTunes have so much fail it's a disgrace. Next phone will be android.
03-12-2013, 11:51 PM
nunbeater

Songbird>iTunes
03-13-2013, 02:33 AM
snake_in_the_ass

You want a custom ringtone on an android device? Create a ringtones folder on the removable sd card and dump the file in there.

I do not know why anyone would ever want to own an apple product. Overpriced pieces of garbage. I can't believe a tech savvy Jew like Druff actually is a fan of apple products. If it were possible, an Android would give you tomatoes on the side. Apple would not only refuse to give you tomatoes on the side but they would actually charge you extra just for asking the question. Samsung S4 is unveiled on Thursday - it is going to make the entire apple product line extinct.
03-13-2013, 03:07 AM
lewfather

This is the reason why so many people have the same rings/alerts on iphones, when you go out in public it's never ending.
03-13-2013, 03:12 AM
nunbeater

Quote:

Originally Posted by snake_in_the_ass

You want a custom ringtone on an android device? Create a ringtones folder on the removable sd card and dump the file in there.

I do not know why anyone would ever want to own an apple product. Overpriced pieces of garbage. I can't believe a tech savvy Jew like Druff actually is a fan of apple products. If it were possible, an Android would give you tomatoes on the side. Apple would not only refuse to give you tomatoes on the side but they would actually charge you extra just for asking the question. Samsung S4 is unveiled on Thursday - it is going to make the entire apple product line extinct.

Hell yeah, I have an app that lets me create ringtones out of any mp3 file, my current ringtone is Meshuggah for calls and I cycle through various Mario sound effects for txt messages although my favorite is the oneup sound. It's like three fucking steps. Overpriced apple shit is for the birds.
03-13-2013, 03:23 AM
lewfather

meshugguh is the shit
03-13-2013, 05:34 AM
jsearles22too

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Im disappointed how this thread turned out. As many of you here have been informed a lot recently, I do in fact like apples:
03-13-2013, 02:12 PM
Rollo Tomasi

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewfather

This is the reason why so many people have the same rings/alerts on iphones, when you go out in public it's never ending.

tru dat

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewfather

meshugguh is the shit

figures since you are meshugguh (j/k)

link pls
03-13-2013, 02:17 PM
nunbeater

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rollo Tomasi

tru dat

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewfather

meshugguh is the shit

figures since you are meshugguh (j/k)

link pls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J4Ye7nRT0s
03-13-2013, 02:39 PM
Rollo Tomasi

Quote:

Originally Posted by nunbeater

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rollo Tomasi

tru dat

figures since you are meshugguh (j/k)

link pls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J4Ye7nRT0s

:to
03-13-2013, 03:49 PM
408Mike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vwls

There are a lot of things about Apple that piss me off - most have them have to do with iTunes, which I absolutely HATE.

This rant will be about how fucking hard Apple makes it to add a custom ring tone to your iPhone.

Are you fucking kidding me? Ok so you get the awesome song clip you want, or whatever. You load it into the detestable iTunes library. Now the real fun begins.

1. In iTunes, right-click the song or sound clip
2. Open "Get Info"
3. Select "Options"
4. Enter the Start Time and End Time (must be under 30 seconds - gay)
5. Click Ok
6. With the song or clip selected, use drop down and select "Create AAC Version"
iTunes will create another track right below the original
7. Go back to Options of the Original and unclick the Start Time and End Time (are you fucking kidding me?)
8. Go to the Actual Physical Location of that new track (Should be iTunes Media Folder)
9. Select the extension - it will be M4A - CHANGE it to M4R (I hate you Apple- this is ridiculous)
10. Drag the new M4R into iTunes. But WAIT. You can't Not until you DELETE BOTH THE ORIGINAL MP3 and the new aac FILES FROM ITUNES. But wait. You still can't Not until you SHOW SIDEBAR in iTunes. Fuck you, Apple.
18. (or whatever) Go to the Tones Section, and the new file will be there as a ringtone
19. Be sure the Tones are selected (box checked) to sync.
20. Sync up your iPhone
21-25 On your phone, add the tone as your new ring tone.

OMFG.

I've been on the fence about getting a nexus or galaxy iv and I think i've settled on the galaxy (due out in a couple weeks)

sorry you don't like your phone, but that's how it goes sometimes.
03-13-2013, 04:21 PM
Lannister

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vwls

There are a lot of things about Apple that piss me off - most have them have to do with iTunes, which I absolutely HATE.

This rant will be about how fucking hard Apple makes it to add a custom ring tone to your iPhone.

Are you fucking kidding me? Ok so you get the awesome song clip you want, or whatever. You load it into the detestable iTunes library. Now the real fun begins.

1. In iTunes, right-click the song or sound clip
2. Open "Get Info"
3. Select "Options"
4. Enter the Start Time and End Time (must be under 30 seconds - gay)
5. Click Ok
6. With the song or clip selected, use drop down and select "Create AAC Version"
iTunes will create another track right below the original
7. Go back to Options of the Original and unclick the Start Time and End Time (are you fucking kidding me?)
8. Go to the Actual Physical Location of that new track (Should be iTunes Media Folder)
9. Select the extension - it will be M4A - CHANGE it to M4R (I hate you Apple- this is ridiculous)
10. Drag the new M4R into iTunes. But WAIT. You can't Not until you DELETE BOTH THE ORIGINAL MP3 and the new aac FILES FROM ITUNES. But wait. You still can't Not until you SHOW SIDEBAR in iTunes. Fuck you, Apple.
18. (or whatever) Go to the Tones Section, and the new file will be there as a ringtone
19. Be sure the Tones are selected (box checked) to sync.
20. Sync up your iPhone
21-25 On your phone, add the tone as your new ring tone.

OMFG.

This and not able to customize your home screens stock, can't download awesome keyboards and themes, etc & many other things

I remember lewfeather had a thread asking about phones and you said something to the effect of, "I don't know how anyone could choose anything but an iphone, it's simply the best" -

:lol3
03-13-2013, 04:37 PM
v12cl

That process defeated me yesterday, although I had done it in the past. Going to try it again with your steps and report back.

I think the most annoying thing about Apple is the iPhone lock screen.

If you get a new text, it pops up right on the screen for the world to see, even if they haven't submitted the passcode to unlock the phone. Really annoying and obvious flaw on my 4, not sure if they have fixed it in newer models.
03-14-2013, 10:24 AM
Walter Sobchak

Quote:

Originally Posted by v12cl

That process defeated me yesterday, although I had done it in the past. Going to try it again with your steps and report back.

I think the most annoying thing about Apple is the iPhone lock screen.

If you get a new text, it pops up right on the screen for the world to see, even if they haven't submitted the passcode to unlock the phone. Really annoying and obvious flaw on my 4, not sure if they have fixed it in newer models.

You can fix this in settings. You can choose whether to preview the message or not.
03-14-2013, 01:40 PM
mulva

i was already getting angry thinking that somebody else would be pissed at the price of fruit.

i mean, c'mon..$3.99 lb for organic high brow apples....gtfo

Apple Outrage Thread ***OFFICIAL***

Apple Outrage Thread OFFICIAL