not many guys would have the balls to tweet some shit like this
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not many guys would have the balls to tweet some shit like this
Sick!Quote:
Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian 9h
I lost 3.1 million tonight shooting dice and playing poker, kinda bummed :(
One of the clown writers over at G911 wrote an article up on him regarding this and then quoted TheDirty.com that gossips about Dan all the time basically saying how Dan is a trust fund baby and has no value of money.
http://gambling911.com/poker/dan-bil...er-071413.html
I thought this guy had 2 heart attacks? He liked my Joy Miller Joke though!! He was on DD radio b4 correct?
Yeah, he was on DD radio in the past about the whole Joy Miller shit. He did have a few heart attacks if I'm not mistaken.Quote:
Originally Posted by badguy23
Not to be an ass but I thought that was the general consensus. Not even sure Dan would argue with that analysis.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Not trying to say it isn't just they go off on him for it though it's true. Dan has clearly had the breaks in life to have the money he has along with the lifestyle you can achieve from that.Quote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBetNot to be an ass but I thought that was the general consensus. Not even sure Dan would argue with that analysis.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
With that said Dan isn't completely lazy otherwise he wouldn't be as in shape as he is.
http://instagram.com/p/bhjtb_IDs4/#
Didn't he kick some hooker's head off in Amsterdam? Guy's pretty big for having heart attacks and doesn't seem to be slowing down!!
You would think that with all that money, he would take some English lessons.Quote:
Originally Posted by shortbuspokernot many guys would have the balls to tweet some shit like this
Could have not could of.
DRK cmon if u had all that ass in front of you and were smoking the best weed money could buy correct english is the last thing on your mind!! Y do u think my english is so fucked up LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK StarYou would think that with all that money, he would take some English lessons.Quote:
Originally Posted by shortbuspokernot many guys would have the balls to tweet some shit like this
Could have not could of.
:fraudalert
Steroids will kill you as fast as crack.
Why are all the wrestlers dead but not Bonds, Mcballsack and Sosa?? muscle bound retards cant hit a fast ball off a golf tee or throw harder then 60 at an amusement park!! Keep thinking steroids make u better!! When Barry from pfa/dd can take a steroid and do anything athletic then ill believe steriod's help ppl hit home runs. Wii and shaving your nose hair don't count u fcking Jew!!Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
BADGUY IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Originally Posted by badguy23Why are all the wrestlers dead but not Bonds, Mcballsack and Sosa?? muscle bound retards cant hit a fast ball off a golf tee or throw harder then 60 at an amusement park!! Keep thinking steroids make u better!! When Barry from pfa/dd can take a steroid and do anything athletic then ill believe steriod's help ppl hit home runs. Wii and shaving your nose hair don't count u fcking Jew!!Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
steroids per se wont kill you, especially if taken in moderation and under doctors supervision. But i know i know guys in their 40s who have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and other health problems. Its the combination of recreational drugs, diuretics (helps flush water out to create ripped look) and the common sense to give the body a break that cause major health problems and even death
these guys know they need to stop, or at least take a break, but their self image/body image which is skewed by body dismorphia wont allow it
one thing for sure is that these guys will be on hrt for the rest of their lives as their body has stop producing testosterone (jose conseco)
for the record, i know numerous men and women, successful ones who are spending a fortune at anti ageing clinics. Most if not all of them are at least taking hgh and testosterone
:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by badguy23Why are all the wrestlers dead but not Bonds, Mcballsack and Sosa?? muscle bound retards cant hit a fast ball off a golf tee or throw harder then 60 at an amusement park!! Keep thinking steroids make u better!! When Barry from pfa/dd can take a steroid and do anything athletic then ill believe steriod's help ppl hit home runs. Wii and shaving your nose hair don't count u fcking Jew!!Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
Considering his dads history of declaring bankruptcy, and being investigated by the government for hiding money, he would probably be well advised to stfu about how much money he shoots off.
I always found gambling losses are somewhat a good gauge as to how much money someone has. This is because of the human brains need to risk a certain amount to feel the high. You see it in Mayweather all the time with his 500k-2 mil bets. It appears that the key to Dan's long term spending spree will be if his dad can continue to make a shitload of money .
With Dan's coke/alcohol abuse and history of heart attacks I highly doubt he is in this world long enough to worry about long term goals.Quote:
Originally Posted by cmoney
i think I remember him saying he doesn't do much drinkingQuote:
Originally Posted by DealWith Dan's coke/alcohol abuse and history of heart attacks I highly doubt he is in this world long enough to worry about long term goals.Quote:
Originally Posted by cmoney
was he drunk at the time?Quote:
Originally Posted by varysi think I remember him saying he doesn't do much drinkingQuote:
Originally Posted by Deal
I forgot about this one. I wonder if the frivolous lawsuit has been filed yet.
David Choe also living the life and he made his own money. Mostly his captions. One of the Phantoms is for Yoshi the porn editor. Is this the same Yoshi from NWP who said Durrrr was bad poker player? I would find it strange to have 2 guys named Yoshi involved in porn.
K O R E A N S G O N E B A D the most expensive podcast in the universe to produce about nothing. a phantom for Joey, a phantom for harry, a phantom for Yoshi and everyone still shows up late for the show :(
http://i.imgur.com/ClDepmy.jpg
Doyle and BJ Flores
http://i.imgur.com/YpYIuk2.jpg
Sex Rehab Rejects
http://i.imgur.com/H6jqdIB.jpg
A Milli
http://i.imgur.com/OEwYcEp.jpg
End of Night tyts
He said on Howard, he isn't really friends with women. If you see pictures of him with a lady Choe is banging them.
Tagging Pablo Escobar's House
Vice -- Thumbs Up -- Choe Hitchhikes across China. He doesn't speak Chinese. They also go across the US to Vegas:
"Hopefully we find some gambling and good looking ladies."
http://www.vice.com/thumbs-up/thumbs...on-3-episode-1
Anthony Bourdain and David Choe Koreatown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRm0aBFXEag
Choe on Howard Stern -- audio only. They took down the HowardTV full version. That sucks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSDTbUeKkO4&list=PLE4AEC542C8D106AE
He saw an ad to be in a video and skipped school to be there:
http://i.imgur.com/vezd2Zp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aCJKFHb.png
At rough count I put this at a bit over $2.4 million. must be nice to lose that much and not give a fuck.
Did he really lose this, or is he just saying it for attention?
That's a Jean-Robert trick. Exaggerate your losses for attention. Nobody expects it because common sense would dictate one would exaggerate wins, and try to hide losses.
He also can't just tell his dad "I'm not quitting gambling" because it's very clear his money comes from his super-rich dad.
I still remember in early 2007 in Tahoe when Bilzerian was only known as "the suitcase guy", referring to the suitcase he carried around there with $100k. He was mad at me and the others at the 5-10 table for playing too nitty. I tried to get him to play 100-200 limit holdem with me, but he refused, demanding it was NL.
Developed more respect for him later when we had a common enemy in Joy Miller.
His girlfriend is former Playboy model Jessa Hinton.
https://twitter.com/JessaHinton
She claims to be bisexual, so I believe his stories about the almost-threesomes.
http://www.windycitymediagroup.com/l...des/35305.html
not any more I don't thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Throwing this here. Only poker thread on this site. MalACEsia last 24 hours.:
http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/...ps21773a9b.jpg
The comeback day included the biggest pot of the day when Mal got it in with KK vs AA. Mal flopped a K and his opponent rivered an Ace for a 423K pot.
Top of his comeback on two tables:
http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1a045231.png
Dan's old girlfriend:
http://i.imgur.com/GgR5pSD.jpg
NSFW
Bilzerian always brings the hits...Quote:
In the poker world, Dan Bilzerian is known as the son of former corporate takeover specialist Paul Bilzerian and a player prone to extravagance. (Sample tweet from July 13 of this year: “I lost 3.1 million tonight shooting dice and playing poker, kinda bummed :(.”) His other notable attributes include having had three heart attacks by the age of 30. (Sample tweet from the hospital: “Guy just died in hospital bed next to me, WTF.”)
But it appears what Bilzerian really wants to do is act. That’s why last October, he signed an agreement with Randall Emmett and George Furla, producers of Peter Berg’s forthcoming Navy SEAL war film Lone Survivor. As documented in The New York Times earlier this month, Lone Survivor is Berg’s relatively modest ($40 million) follow-up to the disastrous money loser Battleship. To finance the film, Berg took on “a list of producers as long as his arm whose only required movie expertise was the ability to fork over at least a million dollars to get a credit.” Bilzerian was one of those producers, but his money came with a catch: he’d be given no less than eight minutes of screen time and 80 words of dialogue in the final cut delivered by Berg to Universal Pictures.
The Hollywood Reporter says Bilzerian’s now following through on his contractual threat to demand $1.2 million in the event his role is “less than 4 minutes and/or Bilzerian speaks less than 50 words of dialogue in the Delivery Cut.” That’s a million for the loan, plus “a 20% premium thereon.” You can read the lawsuit and original agreement here in .pdf form. The contract’s most impressive part is the multi-tiered table of potential repayments. If his role was between “79 and 70 words of dialogue” and his screen time was between “6 minutes and 59 seconds and 6 minutes,” Bilzerian would be entitled to $125,000 plus a 20% premium; if between “69 and 60 words of dialogue” and “5 minutes and 59 seconds and 5 minutes,” he’d demand $250,000 plus a 20% premium, and so on.
As for Bilzerian's fledgling film career (which is thus far limited to stunts on Olympus Has Fallen), his Twitter reports he was recently shooting Antoine Fuqua’s forthcoming Denzel Washington thriller The Equalizer. (Sample tweet: “First time doing my own laundry since 2003.. while staying at best western #alltimelow”)
Link to article:
http://thedissolve.com/news/351-poke...medium=twitter
Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by hotshott74
Battleship was not popular with critics, but it did take in $300 million in the box office, so it wasn't at all a flop. It made money.
Pretty funny how he demanded an appearance in the movie in return for his investment. I actually would have done the same thing, and good for him for guaranteeing it by penalizing any asshole director who cuts him out.
I will say that this won't get him any acting jobs in the future. At best, he'll get other bit roles in exchange for money invested.
Nobody is going to say, "Oh wow, there's that guy who forced the studio to feature him because he invested! We gotta hire him!"
I wonder what kind of money Dan really has access to. It's his dad's money, but I wonder how long of a leash he has. At what point does his dad step in and say, "No, that's too much."
Does anyone know why he and the Playboy girlfriend broke up?
Here is a copy of the lawsuit (filed yesterday), along with the original agreement: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sit...r/bc519837.pdf
Bilzerian filed the lawsuit because he viewed the film on June 28, and it features him for less than a minute, with only one line of dialogue.
Oops.
I am totally on his side on this one.
They agree to do this in exchange for the $1,000,000 investment, and now they are going back on it.
If you aren't ready to put Dan in your film for 8 minutes, don't take his million bucks and say that you will.
Perhaps Dan would be willing to discuss his lawsuit on pfa radio.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
:makeitso
Looks as if he picked a fight with the Navy Seal community :
https://twitter.com/BrandonTWebb
https://twitter.com/Chris_Hagerman
No matter how much money you have not a group you want to mess with. Not because they are bad asses, stick together, and could kill you with one finger but because of their access to intelligence and government resources.
If I was his dad , I would be face palming right now and tell him to stfu.
btw, I totally think he is in the right with the lawsuit but to go back and forth with the Seals is just stupid. There is nothing to gain.
Honestly, from reading the Twitter feeds, it looks like they tried to jump him for no reason other than him being a Seal dropout. I have to agree 100% with Druff that if they contractually obligated themselves to give him X amount of screen time in exchange for his investment they need to honor it.
His website just went live and it seems like his ego is the bigger than his bankroll!
http://dan-bilzerian.com/
If it's your first time checking the site, wait until it loads. Lots of crazy pictures. smh!
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Originally Posted by actionjackson
30 seconds of my life ill never get back thanks so much for posting
He at least seems to have a sense of humor about himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by actionjackson
For example, in the "poker" pictures, he has "Someone please call 1-800-GAMBLER" at the bottom.
It's actually hard not to like this guy.
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Originally Posted by KuntmissionerPerhaps Dan would be willing to discuss his lawsuit on pfa radio.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
:makeitso
Curious minds want to know
Wow, this "I'm on a boat" picture is just outstanding.Quote:
Originally Posted by actionjackson
When you're a pimp you need 4 cell phones assuming he took the pic with a cell too.Quote:
Originally Posted by shortbuspoker
snap edit Dan just said on twitter that he does have 4 iphones. Ben Lamb asked 12 mins ago. So :moonlanding 12 mins ago for me