Dan Druff Witteles

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Originally Posted by 408Mike
I'm thinking of going back to complete my education.

Does anyone know where I can apply for my grammar school/elementary school GED?

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Druff,

I realize your ego has long since expanded into realms of literally infinite intumescence (of which the size cannot accurately be measured by conventional means) but suffice to say, should you get your head out of the clouds for just a scant moment in time, and be ever so assiduous, your own private forum here is rife with people scampering all over the faggot rules you try (in vain) to sprinkle about, and this makes you look like a fool.

*IF* today is the day you want to actually DO as you say you are going to do TO ANYONE ON THE FORUM OTHER THAN MYSELF, what preceded the longest grammatically correct sentence ever seen (penned by an active member posting on these forums) is the signature of six toed pete, and it is NOT ANYTHING I HAVE EVER SAID IN MY LIFE.

I kinda recall you saying recently that you would put a STOP to people butchering or outright contriving complete bullshit quotes and using them for their signatures, did you not?

What's up with that?

As an aside, it made me chuckle (briefly) when I read the ramblings of a senile old bastard actually insinuating I may have short comings with regard to my comprehension and application of English vernacular. I do love me some unintended (and hilarious) irony.

never forget

Druff, you need to ban this fucking idiot.

I have never seen someone try so hard to write like they are smart and yet fail so miserably.

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

never forget

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http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...5&d=1332013064

Definition of INTUMESCENCE

: a swollen or enlarged part of a plant or animal; also : the process of swelling up or enlarging

Did anyone know the definition of this word before Mike's post? I sure as hell didn't.

I just got here from redtube where I had an INTUMESCENCE but fortunately I was able to rub until it disappeared. The versillimitude of this acclimatization cannot be deniable any longer! End women's suffrage now!

Spinning like a top....

PM from 408

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Jasep you ugly rat, I directly challenge you to a measurement of intelligence, the results of which will be viewable by the public in general.

Accept, and you will be ridiculed for all time for being dumber than 408mike.

Balk, and I will make this challenge (as well as your refusal obviously) to accept public, something I can't WAIT to do because you are a fucking mongoloid faggot and I can't wait to put you in your place.

Let's be clear on something chum, you bang 4's (desperate ones at that) because that's the best your DNA can get, point set and match.

Anytime chummy my man, I am waiting. I included Druff for the sake of transparency and Barry because he would be the man best fit for putting the IQ challenge together in my opinion.

You have a week (*7* days from today) to figure out how this goes down before I crush your faggot soul for being the coward you undoubtedly are.

tick tock

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Mike, escrow whatever amount you can come up with that will be worth my time and I will be more than willing to do any type of IQ test with you, I do not accept steaks bought with EBT as a suitable form of currency....

Make it worth it for me Mike and I am happy to do this challenge... I have no interest in spending any time out of my day doing anything for free that has to do with you....

Get your hands on 500 American dollars and we can go ahead and get the ball rolling on this.

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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

Definition of INTUMESCENCE

: a swollen or enlarged part of a plant or animal; also : the process of swelling up or enlarging

Did anyone know the definition of this word before Mike's post? I sure as hell didn't.

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You havent been reading enough wordy British writers. That's like their standard word for boner

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Get your hands on 500 American dollars and we can go ahead and get the ball rolling on this.

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Theres no way Craziest Mike can come up with $500, just ask Vegas1369.

Do we need another Jason Searles situation here???

408 is like the Don Quixote of PFA.

Also Mike, you and I are the same age, here are a few differences between us and a few incorrect pieces of information you have about me corrected.

- I have never fucked lunch meat
- I have never befriended a spider to fight the depression of being alone
- I have never eaten raw cake mix
- My bedroom door is intact and I have not been in danger of losing it in at least 15 years
- I do not rent rooms or accept free rooms from people, I have an address, with big boy bills in my name
- I have a beautiful girlfriend who has a full time job and a house
- I have never depended on anyone in my adult life and managed to succeed on my own
- I have never rolled anyone on a bet
- While I enjoy sonatine and scooter, I am not obsessed with other grown men on the internet
- Instead of mooching off of my mother I make every attempt to give her things to make her life easier, her obligation to care for me ended in 1998 and I never once considered taking advantage of the fact that she is my mother and cannot say no to me for another 14+ years of my life
- I have a credit card

This list can go on forever, there is no doubt that I have made smarter decisions than you in life. Blame pennies, blame disorders, blame medications, blame your relatives, blame your mom, blame whatever you want to blame but realize the true answer to why you are where you are is simple, you are a loser.

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

Do we need another Jason Searles situation here???

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Escrow first obv, I only agree to non escrow situations with trustworthy people

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Originally Posted by Jasep

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

Do we need another Jason Searles situation here???

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Escrow first obv, I only agree to non escrow situations with trustworthy people

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Do we need 3 arbitrary judges?

If Mike's whore of a mother happens to be reading this, and needs some ideas on what to get Mikey for Christmas, here are some ideas:

http://www.buildabear.com/shopping/

http://www.meathub.com/fresh-deli-meat-s/3.htm

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Originally Posted by Jasep

Also Mike, you and I are the same age, here are a few differences between us and a few incorrect pieces of information you have about me corrected.

- I have never fucked lunch meat
- I have never befriended a spider to fight the depression of being alone
- I have never eaten raw cake mix
- My bedroom door is intact and I have not been in danger of losing it in at least 15 years
- I do not rent rooms or accept free rooms from people, I have an address, with big boy bills in my name
- I have a beautiful girlfriend who has a full time job and a house
- I have never depended on anyone in my adult life and managed to succeed on my own
- I have never rolled anyone on a bet
- While I enjoy sonatine and scooter, I am not obsessed with other grown men on the internet
- Instead of mooching off of my mother I make every attempt to give her things to make her life easier, her obligation to care for me ended in 1998 and I never once considered taking advantage of the fact that she is my mother and cannot say no to me for another 14+ years of my life
- I have a credit card

This list can go on forever, there is no doubt that I have made smarter decisions than you in life. Blame pennies, blame disorders, blame medications, blame your relatives, blame your mom, blame whatever you want to blame but realize the true answer to why you are where you are is simple, you are a loser.

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FTW

Looks like Mike is having a nice friday night by himself on mom's PC.

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

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Originally Posted by 408Mike
I'm thinking of going back to complete my education.

Does anyone know where I can apply for my grammar school/elementary school GED?

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Druff,

I realize your ego has long since expanded into realms of literally infinite intumescence (of which the size cannot accurately be measured by conventional means) but suffice to say, should you get your head out of the clouds for just a scant moment in time, and be ever so assiduous, your own private forum here is rife with people scampering all over the faggot rules you try (in vain) to sprinkle about, and this makes you look like a fool.

*IF* today is the day you want to actually DO as you say you are going to do TO ANYONE ON THE FORUM OTHER THAN MYSELF, what preceded the longest grammatically correct sentence ever seen (penned by an active member posting on these forums) is the signature of six toed pete, and it is NOT ANYTHING I HAVE EVER SAID IN MY LIFE.

I kinda recall you saying recently that you would put a STOP to people butchering or outright contriving complete bullshit quotes and using them for their signatures, did you not?

What's up with that?

As an aside, it made me chuckle (briefly) when I read the ramblings of a senile old bastard actually insinuating I may have short comings with regard to my comprehension and application of English vernacular. I do love me some unintended (and hilarious) BAloney

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NEVERFORGET

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Originally Posted by Jasep

Also Mike, you and I are the same age, here are a few differences between us and a few incorrect pieces of information you have about me corrected.

- I have never fucked lunch meat
- I have never befriended a spider to fight the depression of being alone
- I have never eaten raw cake mix
- My bedroom door is intact and I have not been in danger of losing it in at least 15 years
- I do not rent rooms or accept free rooms from people, I have an address, with big boy bills in my name
- I have a beautiful girlfriend who has a full time job and a house
- I have never depended on anyone in my adult life and managed to succeed on my own
- I have never rolled anyone on a bet
- While I enjoy sonatine and scooter, I am not obsessed with other grown men on the internet
- Instead of mooching off of my mother I make every attempt to give her things to make her life easier, her obligation to care for me ended in 1998 and I never once considered taking advantage of the fact that she is my mother and cannot say no to me for another 14+ years of my life
- I have a credit card

This list can go on forever, there is no doubt that I have made smarter decisions than you in life. Blame pennies, blame disorders, blame medications, blame your relatives, blame your mom, blame whatever you want to blame but realize the true answer to why you are where you are is simple, you are a loser.

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:lol2

Brutal

This thread title is incorrect. His name is Todd Daniel Drake Druff Witteles.

Didnt he say on radio that he didnt take the internet serious any more Lol

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Originally Posted by PM from 408

Jasep you ugly rat, I directly challenge you to a measurement of intelligence, the results of which will be viewable by the public in general.

Accept, and you will be ridiculed for all time for being dumber than 408mike.

Balk, and I will make this challenge (as well as your refusal obviously) to accept public, something I can't WAIT to do because you are a fucking mongoloid faggot and I can't wait to put you in your place.

Let's be clear on something chum, you bang 4's (desperate ones at that) because that's the best your DNA can get, point set and match.

Anytime chummy my man, I am waiting. I included Druff for the sake of transparency and Barry because he would be the man best fit for putting the IQ challenge together in my opinion.

You have a week (*7* days from today) to figure out how this goes down before I crush your faggot soul for being the coward you undoubtedly are.

tick tock

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Originally Posted by Scared little boy named Jasep

Mike, I can't.

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Why the fuck not?

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Because I am scared of your magnificent brain, of course!

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It's cool, I expected as much.

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Am I forgiven for my trespasses against you?

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Of course not!

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Ok, when?

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When you are on your KNEES, of course!

Mikey40fail strikes again.

Mikey, lets pretend for just 1 second that you have an IQ of 150 and Jasep has an IQ of 99. That would mean you had amazing massive potential yet you have done absolutely utterly nothing with it, while Jasep would be below average yet can feed himself if nothing else.

Obviously Jasep's IQ is higher than that.

Lets also pretend Druff has an IQ of 150 and McMikey has an IQ of 165. Theres not a person on this site who would choose your lack of accomplishments over Druff's Master's degree, money and WSOP bracelet. Even people who hate Druff as a person would rather be him than suck Scooter off and do meth all day.

Again Mikey you fail at even simple observation, comprehension and logic.

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

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Originally Posted by Scared little boy named Jasep

Mike, I can't.

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Why the fuck not?

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Because I am scared of your magnificent brain, of course!

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It's cool, I expected as much.

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Am I forgiven for my trespasses against you?

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Of course not!

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Ok, when?

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When you are on your KNEES, of course!

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I'm not scared at all, and I am certainly not a scared little boy, little boys mooch off of mommy and little boys need internet friends to buy them bus tickets...

Little boys ask Auntie and Uncle to support them when no one else will, little boys lose their bedroom door, little boys mow lawns for their neighbor in exchange for a cold drink...

If you wan't to step up and make grown man challenges you better be prepared to back it up with grown man actions... Go sell plasma for the next 2 months and come at me with a big boy challenge and I will certainly accept the free money because there is no question at all that you are in the bottom 5% of intelligent people on this forum.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Mikey40fail strikes again.

Mikey, lets pretend for just 1 second that you have an IQ of 150 and Jasep has an IQ of 99. That would mean you had amazing massive potential yet you have done absolutely utterly nothing with it, while Jasep would be below average yet can feed himself if nothing else.

Obviously Jasep's IQ is higher than that.

Lets also pretend Druff has an IQ of 150 and McMikey has an IQ of 165. Theres not a person on this site who would choose your lack of accomplishments over Druff's Master's degree, money and WSOP bracelet.

Again Mikey you fail at even simple observation, comprehension and logic.

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I observe and comprehend more than you can imagine...and to be frank, I never though I would see the day you make a valid, logical, rational point- that one's IQ is best measured by his or her capacity to thrive in a given environment.

Good show, ten points for you, though you need a good half dozen posts this good in a row for me to consider taking you off ignore (you got lucky today, ninja browsing while my system updates) but either way, you have it right little buddy.

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Originally Posted by Jasep

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

Why the fuck not?

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Because I am scared of your magnificent brain, of course!

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It's cool, I expected as much.

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Am I forgiven for my trespasses against you?

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Of course not!

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Ok, when?

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When you are on your KNEES, of course!

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I'm not scared at all, and I am certainly not a scared little boy, little boys mooch off of mommy and little boys need internet friends to buy them bus tickets...

Little boys ask Auntie and Uncle to support them when no one else will, little boys lose their bedroom door, little boys mow lawns for their neighbor in exchange for a cold drink...

If you wan't to step up and make grown man challenges you better be prepared to back it up with grown man actions... Go sell plasma for the next 2 months and come at me with a big boy challenge and I will certainly accept the free money because there is no question at all that you are in the bottom 5% of intelligent people on this forum.

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Well if that's the case, where do you stand? In the bottom 4%? (you forgot to champion your own side here Jason, but don't worry, no one noticed)

(except me)

Take care, little scared bitch. I'll be around, waiting for the day when you are man enough to step up to the plate and take your chances with fate. Yes, you may lose to me, you might not, but if ever you grew a pair large enough you might stop and think- what does it really matter anyway? What people think and all.

Would it be so bad for the world at large to know, beyond a reasonable doubt, that 408mike is smarter than you?

I can live with being dumber than Filthy Jason, so what's your problem?

Please do not pretend anyone is going to fall for the "you don't have time for this shit" line, we've all seen the creatures that inhabit your bedroom when the lights go out. I'd rather take an IQ test against me than feel the hot breath of she-beasts on the back of my neck all night, farting and God knows what else...

So cinch up your nuts home skillet, put your Sunday Best on the bed, chug some whisky and prepare to Dance with the Devil.

ALL

NIGHT

LONG

Isn't gaysep the dude who started a wsop bap and never even went to las vegas? lol hof

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

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Originally Posted by Jasep

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

Why the fuck not?


It's cool, I expected as much.

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Am I forgiven for my trespasses against you?

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Of course not!

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Ok, when?

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When you are on your KNEES, of course!

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I'm not scared at all, and I am certainly not a scared little boy, little boys mooch off of mommy and little boys need internet friends to buy them bus tickets...

Little boys ask Auntie and Uncle to support them when no one else will, little boys lose their bedroom door, little boys mow lawns for their neighbor in exchange for a cold drink...

If you wan't to step up and make grown man challenges you better be prepared to back it up with grown man actions... Go sell plasma for the next 2 months and come at me with a big boy challenge and I will certainly accept the free money because there is no question at all that you are in the bottom 5% of intelligent people on this forum.

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Well if that's the case, where do you stand? In the bottom 4%? (you forgot to champion your own side here Jason, but don't worry, no one noticed)

(except me)

Take care, little scared bitch. I'll be around, waiting for the day when you are man enough to step up to the plate and take your chances with fate. Yes, you may lose to me, you might not, but if ever you grew a pair large enough you might stop and think- what does it really matter anyway? What people think and all.

Would it be so bad for the world at large to know, beyond a reasonable doubt, that 408mike is smarter than you?

I can live with being dumber than Filthy Jason, so what's your problem?

Please do not pretend anyone is going to fall for the "you don't have time for this shit" line, we've all seen the creatures that inhabit your bedroom when the lights go out. I'd rather take an IQ test against me than feel the hot breath of she-beasts on the back of my neck all night, farting and God knows what else...

So cinch up your nuts home skillet, put your Sunday Best on the bed, chug some whisky and prepare to Dance with the Devil.

ALL

NIGHT

LONG

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Who is Jason? You write 1000 word essay about me and you don't even know who you are talking about... Your priceless kiddo.

Craziest Mike, you didnt mention the escrow part of the conversation.

Jasep, why would you waste your time reading his drivel & stupidity let alone reply to it.

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Originally Posted by lewfather

Isn't gaysep the dude who started a wsop bap and never even went to las vegas? lol hof

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Started a bap for wsop and cancelled it a week or 2 later when I realized I wasn't going to go to Vegas this past summer... HOF requirements have dipped significantly I guess.

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Originally Posted by lewfather

Isn't gaysep the dude who started a wsop bap and never even went to las vegas? lol hof

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Started a bap for wsop and cancelled it a week or 2 later when I realized I wasn't going to go to Vegas this past summer... HOF requirements have dipped significantly I guess.

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Just needling, I mean you could have road tripped it and played a couple daily's on the bap

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

Jasep, why would you waste your time reading his drivel & stupidity let alone reply to it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo6JP9DdI4w

Hey Mike... Shithead... Do you really not understand that no one on here takes any challenge you make towards them seriously? Aside from the fact that your absurd retardation has been plastered all over this site and others for years now, YOU CAN'T EVEN SETTLE A $50 BET AFTER 9 FUCKING MONTHS!!!

Now you supposedly have your step dad taking care of this debt for you, and even that is complete bullshit.

I am officially no longer pro 408mike...

Fuck you Mike.

32 years old and can't even settle a measly $50 debt without having to ask his parents for help. If you were even 3% as smart as you think you are you would be so embarrassed by this you would never post another word here.

this thread is giving me cancer of the cancer

4PoeSteaks gettin' his colon turned into bloody hamburger again. What a shocking turn of events.

McMikey, please write a 1000 word essay about me and get my name wrong too please, your work on "Jason" was "great".

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Originally Posted by cleatus

Mike, head out to North Dakota and get a job working oil or natural gas exploration (drilling) and production. Strong people are needed for good paying jobs. Finding housing is hard and you will certainly find yourself with several roommates. No problem, you will have no time between work, eating and laundry to know let alone hate your roommates. Stop fucking around and do something that 1. pays you 2. gets you out of cali, seperated from blood relatives and shithead friends. A friend of mine 1 week younger than me currently is making $800 a day inspecting the work being done aboard a drilling ship somewhere south of the equator. He works a couple of months straight then flies home and takes care of his apple orchard or pulls a fifth wheel down to Baja for a month or better. He started drilling in Wyoming in the early 80's, worked a few years there and hasn't been back to a drill rig since earlier this year. Stop bitching and get off your ass, make your own way.

http://oilnorthdakota.com/job-feed.h...l=north+dakota

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Please drive your scooter off a cliff. Mike doesn't need to get out of California. He needs a long stay in a mental hospital.

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Originally Posted by Muck Ficon

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Originally Posted by cleatus

Mike, head out to North Dakota and get a job working oil or natural gas exploration (drilling) and production. Strong people are needed for good paying jobs. Finding housing is hard and you will certainly find yourself with several roommates. No problem, you will have no time between work, eating and laundry to know let alone hate your roommates. Stop fucking around and do something that 1. pays you 2. gets you out of cali, seperated from blood relatives and shithead friends. A friend of mine 1 week younger than me currently is making $800 a day inspecting the work being done aboard a drilling ship somewhere south of the equator. He works a couple of months straight then flies home and takes care of his apple orchard or pulls a fifth wheel down to Baja for a month or better. He started drilling in Wyoming in the early 80's, worked a few years there and hasn't been back to a drill rig since earlier this year. Stop bitching and get off your ass, make your own way.

http://oilnorthdakota.com/job-feed.h...l=north+dakota

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Please drive your scooter off a cliff. Mike doesn't need to get out of California. He needs a long stay in a mental hospital.

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Jokes on you brah, he already did that and lost a few toes + his scooter.