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Weird. I though only soy boys listened to Cold Play.
If he didn’t panic and duck out of the way, nobody likely would have noticed.
A private moment? For fucks sake he was at a large PUBLIC Venue. There is no absolutely no expectation of privacy. This is like the idiot whos seen on cam at the baseball game by his boss and then gets written up for lying for his reason of his calling out. (or potentially fired even).
The guy could’ve been banging a hot young chick like most billionaires do (except Jeff Bezos), and instead he went for the HR lady who’s about to turn 53.
My guess is that he has real feelings for her, and this wasn’t just sexual. Expect a divorce announcement soon, and these two will get married instead. (She already divorced in 2022, apparently.)
What a touching love story.
Note the statement is a fake put out by P Enis. Creative as hell though. The quote at the end is from a Coldplay song.
Seeing how many media outlets took this statement at face value makes one’s questioning of the media justified. Like sheep they just report without any research.
That P. Enis thing is hilarious.
If that's actually the origin of that statement, it's one of the best media pranks in awhile. Captain Janks level.
The second angle emerged after the initial video, which has been viewed more than 50 million times.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...43c5efee80.jpg
https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/us-new...ampaign=nypost
He resigned as CEO.
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/astronomer...-cabot-1738796
Kristin Cabot has not yet resigned.
Kristin apparently IS married -- to another CEO!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...erful-ceo.html
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/07...2892551311.jpg
Dude's name is Andrew Cabot, and is older than her, as you can see in the pic. I believe Kristin is about to be 53, according to my famous VisiCalc database of identities.
Phillies get in on the fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbGC2EI-BXI
Everyone knows every little bit about these 2 in a very short time yet we can’t know shit about Epstein and co.