incredible. maybe talent is a thing in poker after all.
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incredible. maybe talent is a thing in poker after all.
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Don't give in so quicklyQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
What's the word on his status, did he go busto like Dwan? Trying to roll casinos while nursing a craps habit couldn't have lasted long.
Bucket hat is a tough look.
bro went from sporting a tough steve francis jersey in the 01 WSOP Main to this grandma looking ahh bucket hat atrocious look
Now that he is divorced likely back to drugs and women.
Need money to finance that lifestyle so back to winning.
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Originally Posted by Krypt
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The bracelet leaders go after the low participation events. The deuce to seven got like 150 players. Lot better chance to get a bracelet than playing against thous@nds. Even so it took him 10 years to get another bracelet.
HATERS IN THE BUILDING
mmwtgs
Bucket hats must be a huge turn off for our crippled compadreQuote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
mickey crimm just got bodied
another great take from an 8th tier poker forumQuote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
I was in the building when they won the ME:Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeateranother great take from an 8th tier poker forumQuote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Dastmalchi
Bechtel
Hamilton
Harrington
Seed
Nguyen
Furlong
Ferguson
Mortenson
Moneymaker
Raymer
You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.
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Originally Posted by mickeycrimmI was in the building when they won the ME:Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
Dastmalchi
Bechtel
Hamilton
Harrington
Seed
Nguyen
Furlong
Ferguson
Mortenson
Moneymaker
Raymer
You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.
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Originally Posted by mickeycrimmI was in the building when they won the ME:Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
Dastmalchi
Bechtel
Hamilton
Harrington
Seed
Nguyen
Furlong
Ferguson
Mortenson
Moneymaker
Raymer
You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.
In the building? for real? so exciting that you were a railbird for a bunch of shit in the 90s and early 2000s following around a bunch of men, most of whom are probably going through their 3rd bankruptcy by now. How is following around other men and taking pictures of them in your forties and fifties somehow a brag for you? To anyone normal, that's an extraordinarily embarrassing admission. I mean an anecdote about getting your trips busted by a Harrington flush draw on the bubble in '95 would be somewhat interesting, but being a railbird? Who in the world fucking cares?
Where do you think you're posting? Tik tok? The average age here is probably something like 45-48. This forum is 20 years old itself with the younger members being in college or high school during the boom. The oldest event you listed occurred when I was 22, Druff 20. You aren't exactly talking about being in the ballroom when RFK was shot. You are talking about shit that most of us could have gone to if we weren't doing something more productive than following around men all day.
You are a very strange old man. It's like you're intentionally posting as a parody of some geriatric blowhard rather than actually being one. Maybe you should share your tales of stalking other men and their eventual burial sites to some weird fetish forum. Maybe it works there.
Can't imagine what could have kept him from missing Ungar and Varkonyi.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCRQuote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
In the building? for real? so exciting that you were a railbird for a bunch of shit in the 90s and early 2000s following around a bunch of men, most of whom are probably going through their 3rd bankruptcy by now. How is following around other men and taking pictures of them in your forties and fifties somehow a brag for you? To anyone normal, that's an extraordinarily embarrassing admission. I mean an anecdote about getting your trips busted by a Harrington flush draw on the bubble in '95 would be somewhat interesting, but being a railbird? Who in the world fucking cares?
Where do you think you're posting? Tik tok? The average age here is probably something like 45-48. This forum is 20 years old itself with the younger members being in college or high school during the boom. The oldest event you listed occurred when I was 22, Druff 20. You aren't exactly talking about being in the ballroom when RFK was shot. You are talking about shit that most of us could have gone to if we weren't doing something more productive than following around men all day.
You are a very strange old man. It's like you're intentionally posting as a parody of some geriatric blowhard rather than actually being one. Maybe you should share your tales of stalking other men and their eventual burial sites to some weird fetish forum. Maybe it works there.
Not sure why BCR is trying to troll about this?
Few things are finer in life than standing for hours upon hours watching stranger grown men play cards in smoky casinos at whatever the minimum distance the casino makes you stay back.
The intimacy of the stalk must have lost its luster when poker exploded and dear mickey was asked to move in favor of friends and family populating the rails.
mickey... your life is spent in casinos, breathlessly fawning over mentally ill men while begging for free drinks, and va centers, begging for handouts to pay for the drinks that arent free.
do you see why no one respects you?
I wasn't a railbird. I was a poker player. I played the cash games, 10-20 O8, 15-30 Holdem. Never took a pic. Didnt give a fuck about that. I was there for the money.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCRQuote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
In the building? for real? so exciting that you were a railbird for a bunch of shit in the 90s and early 2000s following around a bunch of men, most of whom are probably going through their 3rd bankruptcy by now. How is following around other men and taking pictures of them in your forties and fifties somehow a brag for you? To anyone normal, that's an extraordinarily embarrassing admission. I mean an anecdote about getting your trips busted by a Harrington flush draw on the bubble in '95 would be somewhat interesting, but being a railbird? Who in the world fucking cares?
Where do you think you're posting? Tik tok? The average age here is probably something like 45-48. This forum is 20 years old itself with the younger members being in college or high school during the boom. The oldest event you listed occurred when I was 22, Druff 20. You aren't exactly talking about being in the ballroom when RFK was shot. You are talking about shit that most of us could have gone to if we weren't doing something more productive than following around men all day.
You are a very strange old man. It's like you're intentionally posting as a parody of some geriatric blowhard rather than actually being one. Maybe you should share your tales of stalking other men and their eventual burial sites to some weird fetish forum. Maybe it works there.
You are a punk ass snot nosed bitch. I'm not the one following men. BCR, YOU ARE THE ONE FOLLOWING MEN. You are stalking the shit out of me. What the fuck for? You aint going to get any cock here. I'm in your head bigtime. You can't forget about me. And you follow all the men of PFA. It's all men here so why are you railbirding all these men. Looking for some rump roast?
Do you watch sports, BCR? You are in the sports threads so you love watching those tight male asses, right.
Besides being a fruit you are a classic narcissist. You lash out at others for no reason but hoping to assuage your feelings of inferiority. Face it, dude. You are a never were wanna be crybaby sniveler gay pride motherfucker. Maybe sonatine will let you suck his dick.
Being disrespected by a slug like you is a badge of honor. Sonatine, you are a pedophile. You've written many a pedophillic fantasy here. Why are you so fascinated with me? I told you I'm not a fairy like you. Do you understand why no one respects you but the other pedos?Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
imagine a man your age spending fathers day calling total strangers online pedos instead of spending time with your fami-..... oh.
lmao.
Instead of spending time with his husband and hermaphrodite kids on father's day sonatine is here on PFA fascinated with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
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Originally Posted by mickeycrimmInstead of spending time with his husband and hermaphrodite kids on father's day sonatine is here on PFA fascinated with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
i mean in my defense youre the biggest life loser this site has ever had. 408mike at his worst wasnt as smooth brained as you at your best. youre basically a crippled toddler whose schizoposting to distract yourself from the inevitable and inescapable reality that within hours of them lowering you into the ground, we will be posting tiktoks of black transvestites sucking each others dusty grey dicks on your grave.
thats going to be your legacy. not which wsop events you attended. not that at all. youll be remembered as a series of memes featuring black men in dresses soaking your tombstone in cum.
Sonatine will be remembered for his pedophilia.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
i mean in my defense youre the biggest life loser this site has ever had. 408mike at his worst wasnt as smooth brained as you at your best. youre basically a crippled toddler whose schizoposting to distract yourself from the inevitable and inescapable reality that within hours of them lowering you into the ground, we will be posting tiktoks of black transvestites sucking each others dusty grey dicks on your grave.
thats going to be your legacy. not which wsop events you attended. not that at all. youll be remembered as a series of memes featuring black men in dresses soaking your tombstone in cum.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
hmm, can we get a recount on whether Larry Laffer wins by a nose?
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Originally Posted by TellafriendQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
hmm, can we get a recount on whether Larry Laffer wins by a nose?
mickey cripple makes laffer look like gore vidal.
makes larry laffer look like gore vidal hoooooooooly shit
jayceon taylor be easy on the cripple dude marrone
Sonatine is a serial child buggerQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
mickey cripple makes laffer look like gore vidal.
Hey mick how much of this list do you still need burial site details for like you did Doyle Brunson?Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmI was in the building when they won the ME:Quote:
Originally Posted by nunbeater
Dastmalchi
Bechtel
Hamilton
Harrington
Seed
Nguyen
Furlong
Ferguson
Mortenson
Moneymaker
Raymer
You motherfuckers were shitting yellow when I was at the WSOP. I didn't quit going until they moved it to the Rio.
Would guess that Furlong has been tough to track but I bet you're on it.
Several thousand people were in attendance at Doyle's funeral. There have probably been thousands to visit his grave since. So you think that's weird? No, you don't. Your dim witted brain just needs a troll subject. Took me ten seconds to find this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeHey mick how much of this list do you still need burial site details for like you did Doyle Brunson?Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Would guess that Furlong has been tough to track but I bet you're on it.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...oyle-f-brunson
Since genealogy is my hobby I'm pretty good at finding graves? Here's one of the oldest burial sites I've found of one of my ancestors, Susannah Huber (1687-1787). She's a 7X great-grandmother:
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...susannah-huber
Billions of people visit gravesites every year. John Kennedy alone gets millions of visits per year. And you think that's weird? If you do then you are the weird one.
But you....and pedotine....and BCR are even weirder than that. You attack a poker player as a "man watcher." LOL! This is a poker site. You are on it. So YOU GUYS ARE MEN WATCHERS.
You spend your time on a poker forum of all men. What is it you love about conversing with men all day? Is it their penises? Yep.
And you guys are all up in the sports threads everyday making comments about ballplayers. So you obviously like watching the tight asses of the male athletes as they run around the field. You guys give new meaning to the term "ballplayer."
So you guys calling others "men watchers" is rich. It's the pot calling the kettle black. But carry on with your ignorant blather. It some really funny shit. I'm not laughing with you. I'm laughing at you.
Don't forget to watch the President's visit to the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier next year.
Wait Mick you’re related to THE Susannah Tube Hoover Huber?!?
Her reputation for her deep throat game is legendary. She makes Splitthis look like the Virgin Mary.
Just guessing but I bet you that most attendees at his funeral were family and friends, with internet weirdos who have been railbirding him in cash games for 30+ years making up little to no.of the attendance.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmSeveral thousand people were in attendance at Doyle's funeral. There have probably been thousands to visit his grave since. So you think that's weird? No, you don't. Your dim witted brain just needs a troll subject. Took me ten seconds to find this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...oyle-f-brunson
Since genealogy is my hobby I'm pretty good at finding graves? Here's one of the oldest burial sites I've found of one of my ancestors, Susannah Huber (1687-1787). She's a 7X great-grandmother:
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...susannah-huber
Billions of people visit gravesites every year. John Kennedy alone gets millions of visits per year. And you think that's weird? If you do then you are the weird one.
But you....and pedotine....and BCR are even weirder than that. You attack a poker player as a "man watcher." LOL! This is a poker site. You are on it. So YOU GUYS ARE MEN WATCHERS.
You spend your time on a poker forum of all men. What is it you love about conversing with men all day? Is it their penises? Yep.
And you guys are all up in the sports threads everyday making comments about ballplayers. So you obviously like watching the tight asses of the male athletes as they run around the field. You guys give new meaning to the term "ballplayer."
So you guys calling others "men watchers" is rich. It's the pot calling the kettle black. But carry on with your ignorant blather. It some really funny shit. I'm not laughing with you. I'm laughing at you.
Don't forget to watch the President's visit to the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier next year.
Yes, watching sports and mapping out grave sites of strangers are basically one and the same.
Think of this argument you're in like you would a staircase; an uphill battle you have no chance of winning.
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Originally Posted by mickeycrimmSeveral thousand people were in attendance at Doyle's funeral. There have probably been thousands to visit his grave since. So you think that's weird? No, you don't. Your dim witted brain just needs a troll subject. Took me ten seconds to find this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...oyle-f-brunson
Since genealogy is my hobby I'm pretty good at finding graves? Here's one of the oldest burial sites I've found of one of my ancestors, Susannah Huber (1687-1787). She's a 7X great-grandmother:
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...susannah-huber
Billions of people visit gravesites every year. John Kennedy alone gets millions of visits per year. And you think that's weird? If you do then you are the weird one.
But you....and pedotine....and BCR are even weirder than that. You attack a poker player as a "man watcher." LOL! This is a poker site. You are on it. So YOU GUYS ARE MEN WATCHERS.
You spend your time on a poker forum of all men. What is it you love about conversing with men all day? Is it their penises? Yep.
And you guys are all up in the sports threads everyday making comments about ballplayers. So you obviously like watching the tight asses of the male athletes as they run around the field. You guys give new meaning to the term "ballplayer."
So you guys calling others "men watchers" is rich. It's the pot calling the kettle black. But carry on with your ignorant blather. It some really funny shit. I'm not laughing with you. I'm laughing at you.
Don't forget to watch the President's visit to the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier next year.
https://i.imgur.com/P9nMTEn.png
soon :)
Susannah Huber, what a filthy whore.
You guessed wrong, dimwit. Brunson was huge celebrity in that part of Texas. The funeral was well advertised. Enjoy your stint as Druff’s favorite retarded pet monkey. You’re so dim witted you don’t even know who was buried in Grant’s Tomb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeJust guessing but I bet you that most attendees at his funeral were family and friends, with internet weirdos who have been railbirding him in cash games for 30+ years making up little to no.of the attendance.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Yes, watching sports and mapping out grave sites of strangers are basically one and the same.
Think of this argument you're in like you would a staircase; an uphill battle you have no chance of winning.
Let's not forget this is the inane post that prompted us all to put a stick in the spokes of mickeys chair.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
You don't say genius? Are you trying to tell me its easier to win a sit-n-go than the Main Event? Thank God we have you here to explain this to us.
Some bitter old man makes fun of a dude winning his 10th bracelet and starts talking about shitting yellow and narcissists when people mock his idiotic post. Imagine how bad one must have been at poker to be playing limit and Omaha in 1990 and not get rich during the boom? I was profitable at 30/60 limit during the boom and never studied it for a single moment.
Narcissists aren't self aware. I know exactly what my strengths and weaknesses are. You don't see me barging into the investment threads and telling San or tella why they're wrong. I'd sound as stupid as you do in every thread.
Mickey, you fucking suck at the internet. Just fucking horrible in every way. Every post worse than the one before. You aren't clever, funny, or insightful on any subject beyond some shitty poverty level slot machines. You fall for idiotic shit and then share it like a typical old fool you have to protect from romance scammers and Nigerian princes. You are full of corny insults that sound like bad dialogue from some 70s B movie.
Me pointing out how horrible you are isn't me trying to elevate my self esteem. It's simply stating what's painfully obvious. You get your head caved in and made a fool of in every exchange here and then fall into catch phrase insults like narcissist and pedophile that litter the internet. You are like some horrible shitpost aggregator who spews whatever comes across your Log Cabin MAGA group newsfeed. Just get on with dying. Your life is worthless. You're a useless eater at this point, a drain on society, and just an asshole to cap it all off. Absolutely no one will be stalking your grave.
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Originally Posted by BCRLet's not forget this is the inane post that prompted us all to put a stick in the spokes of mickeys chair.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
You don't say genius? Are you trying to tell me its easier to win a sit-n-go than the Main Event? Thank God we have you here to explain this to us.
Some bitter old man makes fun of a dude winning his 10th bracelet and starts talking about shitting yellow and narcissists when people mock his idiotic post. Imagine how bad one must have been at poker to be playing limit and Omaha in 1990 and not get rich during the boom? I was profitable at 30/60 limit during the boom and never studied it for a single moment.
Narcissists aren't self aware. I know exactly what my strengths and weaknesses are. You don't see me barging into the investment threads and telling San or tella why they're wrong. I'd sound as stupid as you do in every thread.
Mickey, you fucking suck at the internet. Just fucking horrible in every way. Every post worse than the one before. You aren't clever, funny, or insightful on any subject beyond some shitty poverty level slot machines. You fall for idiotic shit and then share it like a typical old fool you have to protect from romance scammers and Nigerian princes. You are full of corny insults that sound like bad dialogue from some 70s B movie.
Me pointing out how horrible you are isn't me trying to elevate my self esteem. It's simply stating what's painfully obvious. You get your head caved in and made a fool of in every exchange here and then fall into catch phrase insults like narcissist and pedophile that litter the internet. You are like some horrible shitpost aggregator who spews whatever comes across your Log Cabin MAGA group newsfeed. Just get on with dying. Your life is worthless. You're a useless eater at this point, a drain on society, and just an asshole to cap it all off. Absolutely no one will be stalking your grave.
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Originally Posted by BCRLet's not forget this is the inane post that prompted us all to put a stick in the spokes of mickeys chair.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
You don't say genius? Are you trying to tell me its easier to win a sit-n-go than the Main Event? Thank God we have you here to explain this to us.
Some bitter old man makes fun of a dude winning his 10th bracelet and starts talking about shitting yellow and narcissists when people mock his idiotic post. Imagine how bad one must have been at poker to be playing limit and Omaha in 1990 and not get rich during the boom? I was profitable at 30/60 limit during the boom and never studied it for a single moment.
Narcissists aren't self aware. I know exactly what my strengths and weaknesses are. You don't see me barging into the investment threads and telling San or tella why they're wrong. I'd sound as stupid as you do in every thread.
Mickey, you fucking suck at the internet. Just fucking horrible in every way. Every post worse than the one before. You aren't clever, funny, or insightful on any subject beyond some shitty poverty level slot machines. You fall for idiotic shit and then share it like a typical old fool you have to protect from romance scammers and Nigerian princes. You are full of corny insults that sound like bad dialogue from some 70s B movie.
Me pointing out how horrible you are isn't me trying to elevate my self esteem. It's simply stating what's painfully obvious. You get your head caved in and made a fool of in every exchange here and then fall into catch phrase insults like narcissist and pedophile that litter the internet. You are like some horrible shitpost aggregator who spews whatever comes across your Log Cabin MAGA group newsfeed. Just get on with dying. Your life is worthless. You're a useless eater at this point, a drain on society, and just an asshole to cap it all off. Absolutely no one will be stalking your grave.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GQTroC-a...g&name=900x900
LOL. You fucking moron. Easy to tell you don't know nothing about game selection. The 15/30's were a lot softer than the 30/60's. So you played in the boom? Fuck off, snot nosed teenager. I was there long before the boom. I was there when there were only a couple hundred tournament players in the world and they were all battle tough. Not a fucking fish like you. You never did give up your day job, did you? Fucking weasel. Ask your boss for a 50 cent an hour raise.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCRLet's not forget this is the inane post that prompted us all to put a stick in the spokes of mickeys chair.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
You don't say genius? Are you trying to tell me its easier to win a sit-n-go than the Main Event? Thank God we have you here to explain this to us.
Some bitter old man makes fun of a dude winning his 10th bracelet and starts talking about shitting yellow and narcissists when people mock his idiotic post. Imagine how bad one must have been at poker to be playing limit and Omaha in 1990 and not get rich during the boom? I was profitable at 30/60 limit during the boom and never studied it for a single moment.
Narcissists aren't self aware. I know exactly what my strengths and weaknesses are. You don't see me barging into the investment threads and telling San or tella why they're wrong. I'd sound as stupid as you do in every thread.
Mickey, you fucking suck at the internet. Just fucking horrible in every way. Every post worse than the one before. You aren't clever, funny, or insightful on any subject beyond some shitty poverty level slot machines. You fall for idiotic shit and then share it like a typical old fool you have to protect from romance scammers and Nigerian princes. You are full of corny insults that sound like bad dialogue from some 70s B movie.
Me pointing out how horrible you are isn't me trying to elevate my self esteem. It's simply stating what's painfully obvious. You get your head caved in and made a fool of in every exchange here and then fall into catch phrase insults like narcissist and pedophile that litter the internet. You are like some horrible shitpost aggregator who spews whatever comes across your Log Cabin MAGA group newsfeed. Just get on with dying. Your life is worthless. You're a useless eater at this point, a drain on society, and just an asshole to cap it all off. Absolutely no one will be stalking your grave.
My post wasn't idiotic. Your comments are idiotic. It doesn't matter what I say, you're a simpleton out to troll. You troll because you're the village idiot trying to assuage your feelings of inferiority.
I destroy you, sonatine, garret, pedotine, shitlib joe. I own all you motherfuckers. I'm in your heads for good. But I keep telling you queers I ain't a fruit like you guys. Wipe the cum off your face and suck some more cock.
You're Druff's pet fucking libtard monkeys. You losers have ruined his site.
But hey, carry on. The more you dish the more I will dish. You idiots are obsessed with me. I own you lame bitches.