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Awake to a metal door being flung open in a concrete cell.
Personal inventory, sprained ankle for sure and a sore shoulder, probably for napping it out on the concrete.
The question. Oatmeal or Spam special.
I’ve had Spam sushi in Hawaii so obv. curious
You make the call
:wat
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Originally Posted by limitles
Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
is this true les?
The person they claim is paralyzed is a 77 year old broad from South Africa, a.k.a. a racist bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by ftpjesusQuote:
Originally Posted by limitles
Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk
It’s karma
I’d go with the Spam. I hear it is considered a delicacy in Hawaii.
How does one make a call from jail on a cell phone? They take those when taken in the cell, correct? Something does not sound right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
:facepalmQuote:
Originally Posted by limitlesThe person they claim is paralyzed is a 77 year old broad from South Africa, a.k.a. a racist bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by ftpjesus
It’s karma
You’re just a disgusting human being who can’t take any responsibility for your actions.
Innocent until proven guilty. No one found in the offending car at the time. Money buys you more than bloomin onionsQuote:
Originally Posted by tgullHow does one make a call from jail on a cell phone? They take those when taken in the cell, correct? Something does not sound right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
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Originally Posted by tgullHow does one make a call from jail on a cell phone? They take those when taken in the cell, correct? Something does not sound right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
I know how, it's complete bullshit.
Quaker Oats: It’s the right thing to do
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
LOLOL
It’s gets better. As I’ve said, stories follow me around. My belongings were returned to me upon release.
In my wallet is discovered a drivers license not belonging to me. I did not notice this until a bank employee was baffled with the info I was providing her. I could post a pic of this license but it might be illegal
How this plays out legally, I have no idea. I will give every member here, except Dwai, a heads up and discount on my book
Sometimes really not sure if whole thread is a joke or not with Les thee days lol, either way. Pretty scummy to make light of if this isn't a joke, and I know it is a joke, for one reason. Posting on PFA or anywhere public, could be used against you in a Court of Law, and would be foolish. But I think you may know this, and because it's all a joke don't care about that of course..
Bad news, dna markers found all over the site, as if they needed that. Lawyers says nothing he can do except to have me held in a “non-jail” facility pre-trial, meaning there is more than a metal toilet and sink to look at.
They given me six hours to arrive or they escort me
Oh well, shit happens, probably deserve it
paralyzed, now coma…..oh ohQuote:
Originally Posted by limitles
Maybe she has covid. Covid death, youre in the clearQuote:
Originally Posted by limitlesparalyzed, now coma…..oh ohQuote:
Originally Posted by limitles
Did you decide on the Spam? And will that alternative facility also have that meal option?Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
Who doesn’t go Spam? Contained in that trademarked name is Pam. This is a cap cam photo is of my jailer, ironically named PamQuote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyDid you decide on the Spam? And will that alternative facility also have that meal option?Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
Are you serious?Quote:
Originally Posted by ftpjesusQuote:
Originally Posted by limitles
Ok Les that’s it your a fucking peice of shit dude. I have zero fucking sympathy for you driving while intoxicated as fuck. I spent too many fucking years dealing with shit stains like you repeatedly driving drunk and crippling and killing innocent people I hope to fuck they lock your sorry fucking ass up for a long time and permanently revoke your license you deserve it and then some you fucking useless waste of space. The government has tried to help you repeatedly via rehab and wasted it. You’re just a waste of oxygen obviously. This isn’t a troll this is seriously me spewing pure vitriol at you because you deserve it. I hope to fuck your liver fails soon before you do in fact kill somebody other then yourself. #Fuckinglosersdrivedrunk
Are you Les? I really hope this is just a sick joke or that you were only a passenger.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitlesAre you serious?Quote:
Originally Posted by ftpjesus
https://youtu.be/vG-rWdDZI0sQuote:
Originally Posted by GrenadaRogerAre you Les? I really hope this is just a sick joke or that you were only a passenger.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitles
i think you meant to post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlnoZdGczMg
with your feet on the gas, and a beer in your mouth....
Prisons in the US have law libraries with internet.
First of all great song secondly great thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly
Yaps, so fresh story.
Someone thought I was imbibing in public,
inn a BC FERRY, and called the the cops.
I had a few pops and a burger at lunch and a couple more
on board along with two energy drinks
Playing “It Feels Like The first Time” windows opens several times may have garnered attention.
Anyway, pulled over as soon as departing. Cop says he smells booze and it’s breathalyzer time. First time ever. Never heard a man asking me to blow as hard as you can, but there you go. The results……………orange. No idea. The cop says this means there is alcohol in your system, automatic 7 day penalty, no driving at all, possible fines, including salvage fees. He then informs me I can repeat the last procedure, for verification. Nothing to lose he says. I do it and I’m good to go. I can’t tell you how much inconvenience, and lost money would be involved if I was not so sound intellectually
So no, no head on, no paralyzed racists and no intoxication
but the poor slob cop gave back someone else’s driver licence. Did not notice for two days. I’m suing for 10g
Brother what’s the matter with you? You are behaving like a low life drunk, get it together this ain’t a college frat party pal!
Yeah well this place has become boredom central. Sorry to upset little boy sensitivities
pretty good story but i knew it was just that as something like this would be front page news across BC for days. Other than covid there is nothing going on here except for drug dealers shooting each other and orca sightings.
wanted to see how far you were going go with it.
les is god.
But it’s in Canadian currency. Maybe you should make it $20k.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitlesFirst of all great song secondly great thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly
Yaps, so fresh story.
Someone thought I was imbibing in public,
inn a BC FERRY, and called the the cops.
I had a few pops and a burger at lunch and a couple more
on board along with two energy drinks
Playing “It Feels Like The first Time” windows opens several times may have garnered attention.
Anyway, pulled over as soon as departing. Cop says he smells booze and it’s breathalyzer time. First time ever. Never heard a man asking me to blow as hard as you can, but there you go. The results……………orange. No idea. The cop says this means there is alcohol in your system, automatic 7 day penalty, no driving at all, possible fines, including salvage fees. He then informs me I can repeat the last procedure, for verification. Nothing to lose he says. I do it and I’m good to go. I can’t tell you how much inconvenience, and lost money would be involved if I was not so sound intellectually
So no, no head on, no paralyzed racists and no intoxication
but the poor slob cop gave back someone else’s driver licence. Did not notice for two days. I’m suing for 10g