stockamets.com presents ... The Stimulus Check Lifestyle Upgrade Trick

tl;dr im going to flip $1k into $1m through a combination of advantage trading, divine justice, and hubris.

should take about 3 years.

when im done, im going to buy a condo in bangkok, marry a bar girl, and support her, her family, and her boyfriend while continuing to grifting algs for profit while soaking in my hot tub.

ill be posting updates in this thread but if you want to ask any questions or discuss trading in general, ive set up a forum at https://www.stockamets.com (posted with druffs blessings btw).

please be advised that this is essentially a financial shitposting site, albeit an educational one, and only a fool would make investment/trading decisions directly based on posts there.

but if youre tired of waiting for online poker to somehow miraculously rise from the ashes, you should probably fire up an account over there and get rich.

be further advised, the whole point of this is to rake pots from algs, institutional traders etc. no ones going to make a penny off anyone else on that site so if youre there to shit on people, farm negative attention, or scratch any other antisocial itches, it wont go well for you.

also apologies in advance for any downtime / disruptions while i get vb configured.

thank you for attending my ted talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwAm1amBAg4

deets: https://www.stockamets.com/forum...-upgrade-trick

Cool idea, GL

Damn, banned already

Hypothetically speaking, if a user wanted to start a thread for purposes of raising funds for similar degenerate activities, would he be given blessings by the community?



Asking for a friend.

no but if you wanted to run up your onlycam account earnings, such a thread would be considered entirely appropriate and on-brand.

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no but if you wanted to run up your onlycam account earnings, such a thread would be considered entirely appropriate and on-brand.

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Maybe if I was about 10 years younger. Alas, I shall sell the devils lettuce instead

The stimulus check only goes out to people making below a certain income level. Did you just accidentally admit to making less than $80k/yr?

I’m down with this idea and will follow. I take exception with the idea of marrying the bar girl. With your new found wealth, spend a month, go to Isaan yourself and find a girl who has not yet found her way to Bangkok as they all eventually do.

Marrying a bar girl while already in Thailand is like living in Columbia and buying stepped on drugs you’d find in North America.

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I’m down with this idea and will follow. I take exception with the idea of marrying the bar girl. With your new found wealth, spend a month, go to Isaan yourself and find a girl who has not yet found her way to Bangkok as they all eventually do.

Marrying a bar girl while already in Thailand is like living in Columbia and buying stepped on drugs you’d find in North America.

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the thing is, those charming Isaan girls will demand time, dates, and money, and once i marry them will still expect me to support their family and boyfriend.

bar girls, you cut right to the chase and everyone knows the deal.

plus this way i can skip an expensive honeymoon and go straight to racking up spy puts.

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I’m down with this idea and will follow. I take exception with the idea of marrying the bar girl. With your new found wealth, spend a month, go to Isaan yourself and find a girl who has not yet found her way to Bangkok as they all eventually do.

Marrying a bar girl while already in Thailand is like living in Columbia and buying stepped on drugs you’d find in North America.

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the thing is, those charming Isaan girls will demand time, dates, and money, and once i marry them will still expect me to support their family and boyfriend.

bar girls, you cut right to the chase and everyone knows the deal.

plus this way i can skip an expensive honeymoon and go straight to racking up spy puts.

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I guess if you don’t want to take time away from the puts I’ll have to accept this. Hottest Thai girl I ever met was a guy’s new wife I played poker with at the Bellagio. Probably 60ish. He had sold his auto parts store in Houston and told me how he went out to the middle of the country to find a wife during the game.

She eventually showed up to go to dinner and my jaw hit the floor. I can’t imagine how many relatives he had to be supporting for this girl. I never saw a girl as pretty while in Thailand. I was still young, so I put his advice into the for future reference part of my brain. Not to that point yet, but I’m much closer now than then.

Good luck with site. I’m sure I’ll read.

tine, change the dark background and faded font immediately. it's hard to read

If you guys have tiktok, moontellthat is a pretty entertaining account. Might give you an insight of what it will be like to live with one.

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tine, change the dark background and faded font immediately. it's hard to read

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ugh sorry, give me an example of where you see it?

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ugh sorry, give me an example of where you see it?

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the entire site is a brown background, which is a bad idea

if you're going with that background, go with a bright white font and not a dull yellow

im not sure what this blake guy is talking about. The site looks good enough for what it is, and i'll be taking my talents there shortly.

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im not sure what this blake guy is talking about. The site looks good enough for what it is, and i'll be taking my talents there shortly.

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honestly long overdue.

Sonatine, why did you DM on twitter asking me to stop posting here and take my talents to your new site?

I feel like there's room for all forums to thrive. Doesn't need to be a competition.

https://i.ibb.co/YZY4CZ3/9-E43-F97-A...BC627-B6-B.jpg

just as a sample. the entire background being this dark doesn't really work for a forum. the font is also faded


edit -- i saw tine's rep after this post

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https://i.ibb.co/YZY4CZ3/9-E43-F97-A...BC627-B6-B.jpg

just as a sample. the entire background being this dark doesn't really work for a forum. the font is also faded


edit -- i saw tine's rep after this post

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oddly this isnt as intuitive as i hoped, but you can just go to the bottom of the page and pick a theme.

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dont get shut out.

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dont get shut out.

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lookin' good 'tine! and to think gare makes fun of your weight...you look fine!

If there’s an Elon Tusk sub or even a Taco Lorry sub I’ll probably stop by

do the odds go up or down if its a Elon Musk's Taco Lorry sub?

WAY UP

and now... we wait

when do we change the name to sonatine's site.com and leave druff to chat with splitthis all day.

That's wildly disrespectful we leave a candle in the window for Jim at skatz and u you know this he can't find new websites

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That's wildly disrespectful we leave a candle in the window for Jim at skatz and u you know this he can't find new websites

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$702

up about 20.6% this week, down 30% from launch.

no complaints, especially since it was a 4 trading day week.

probably sticking with QQQ next week and keeping an eye on AMD as well.

deets, including possible broker platform change and a tweak to my risk policies are up here:

https://www.stockamets.com/forum.../page2#post248

I would like to clarify something.

While sonatine has been respectful regarding the promotion of his site, I see some of his more exuberant users are resorting to spam, so I will more clearly explain my position on this one.

I'm totally fine with sonatine's decision to start that site, and I don't feel I have the monopoly on running sites from the NWP-spawned community.

I also don't mind respectful promotion of the site, whether by sonatine or users who enjoy it. I also don't mind people linking other sites (including their own) if there's a relevant reason to do so.

However, blatant spam-type posts are not allowed, and that's true for any other website.

Furthermore, I especially don't allow spam posts which attempt to encourage people to register elsewhere as a replacement for PFA. I feel I've been very fair regarding sonatine and the promotion of his site here.

I'm far more lax about the spam policy than just about any other forum out there. Please don't abuse it.

The toddler coming for ur fat ass neck bro

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The toddler coming for ur fat ass neck bro

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No I'm fine with sonatine's fat ass neck. He didn't do anything wrong. We discussed his site before it went up, told him what I was okay with regarding promotion here, and he's kept to that 100%.

Let's have you simmer down todge

LIVE UPDATE


https://i.imgur.com/8azOBif.jpeg