GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
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GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
One clue is the ALL CAPS. But I'm 50/50 right now if Sonatine is just seeing if we can handle this as an add-on as late 40's early 50's white guys and not die of heart attacks (aka April Fool's) or if real. Obv. part II is a chain yank...bat AIDS...lol. Ummmm...right?!Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Die from a Hurricane or go to a shelter and die from Covid. Nice to have options.
Jesus fucking Christ, sonatine! Get your natural disaster seasons in order! We gotta worry about the upcoming apocalyptic tornado season this spring before some piddly ass 180mph hurricanes later this summer.
Abnormally warm Gulf of Mexico could intensify the upcoming tornado and hurricane seasons
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.was...es-hurricanes/
Hell! Nashville was already hit by a tornado last month. And the peak of the tornado season is still a good month away.
wow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame
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Originally Posted by thesidedishwow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame
so you want me to make that new thread about the asteroid strike or nah?
If you want to take over this mantle that is fine, but its not as easy as just chucking up a Charlie Sheen or Coronavirus site. You have seen how things can get away from you. It can be exhausting, it damn near broke me with Sandy.
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Originally Posted by tgull
im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your assistance.
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by tgull
im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your guidance.
Then why did you ignore the more timely threat of a stronger than normal tornado season, which is already upon us?Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by tgull
im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your assistance.
https://youtu.be/B9X5vFEkcGk
I can virtually snap call the under. I’m throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we aren’t having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.
While everyone is distracted by that science-loving atheist Sonatine’s warning about some stupid hurricanes that won’t even show up for months, people are dying from deadly tornadoes, people! And on Easter Sunday, no less!
At least 6 dead after tornadoes, severe storms batter South
https://apple.news/Aimxaltx-Rya354ekpME3-Q
hurricane season starts June 1
almost 70% chance a major hurricane will make landfall in USA this year
predicted 140% normal activity for hurricanes this season
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...rm/5110828002/
That’s almost a month and half away. Meanwhile, people are dying now because TineGod didn’t bother to warn them of killer tornadoes caused by the super hot Gulf of Mexico waters.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger
https://youtu.be/SEmCl4LxyQs
https://www.nj.com/weather/2020/04/l...nd-damage.html
BE SAFE PEOPLE, YOU WERE WARNED.
Ya got some free time and cash flow isn’t great
Pro tip:
When looting during a power outage be aware that the security system is likely to be on a battery back up and the central station connection is probably cellular.
I’m not discouraging you necessarily just suggesting you play smart out there.
Walter Sobcheck can fill in the details
My lights are flickering and I don’t own a gun. Prayers
this is the perfect thread for sonatine and Mumbles to admit that Trump's idea to use nuclear weapons on hurricanes was great
Here we go again... More evidence that Sonatine doesn’t care about saving the lives of truckers from overheated Gulf of Mexico-spawned tornadoes.
Tornado topples tractor-trailer in Oklahoma
https://www.truckersnews.com/tornado...r-in-oklahoma/
we in the building https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZtMNbrmWE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Now they are coming for our pets!!!
Deadly tornado in Polk County leaves a man without his best friend
https://apple.news/AknqqInLbQs-eguh4diwTUQ
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Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
:noose
Why the fuck would you even link something like this when you need apple viewer bullshit to even look at it
Sorry. Didn’t realize you needed the app to see the story. Here are screenshots for the users too poor to afford an iOS device.Quote:
Originally Posted by GordmanWhy the fuck would you even link something like this when you need apple viewer bullshit to even look at itQuote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
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Originally Posted by MumblesBadlySorry. Didn’t realize you needed the app to see the story. Here are screenshots for the users too poor to afford an iOS device.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gordman
"Too poor to afford" and not wanting to deal with ridiculous proprietary garbage are 2 completely different things.
Watch how this works:
https://abc13.com/polk-county-torand...do-in/6129983/
I know this might be mind blowing for people who enjoy licking Apples nutsack, but see how easy that was?
And wouldn't you know it...I didnt even need to download a stupid Apple product to view it.
Finally! Some good news this tornado season.
Missing dog reunited with family 54 days after tornado destroyed their home
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...vja-story.html
Amazing footage. Watch and tell me whether you’d be willing to ride along with this guy on a storm chase.
https://youtu.be/MiDvqDDAHx0
Don’t look now, but the Mexican Gulf tornado cartel is pissed that Tine has been ignoring them and has sent a gang of runners to find him and teach him to show them some respect.
Severe storms with isolated tornadoes are likely across the Northeast today
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/15/weath...day/index.html
Oh, and they are pissed that that skank split has been raising her racist voice in the coronavirus thread, so don’t be surprised if they don’t also pay her a visit.Quote:
The worst of the storms is likely to an area northwest of New York City, across southern New York and western Massachusetts.
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Severe storms are likely from Ohio to New Hampshire on Friday afternoon and evening.
Looks like hurricane season has decided it needs a preseason game.
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&fdays=5
Could impact the Outer Banks tomorrow-Monday.
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Originally Posted by go_buccos
HERE WE GO PEOPLE SUIT UP. FRESH WATER IN THE BATH TUB. IODINE PILLS IN CASE IT HITS A NUKE PLANTS ON ITS WAY TO YOUR DOMICILE. ONE SHOT = MISFIRE, TWO SHOTS = GUNPLAY.
STAY FROSTY.
BE SAFE.
Same in Pacific. Earliest ever a TropicL system formed in the Eastern pacific in April. Season official start was yesterday but yeah. 30days early for Pacific is abnormal. It’s a coin flip with a storm forming 2 weeks early in Atlantic. But still could be a wild summer. Ironic this on the heels of reports we maybe heading for global cooling caused by a significant solar minimum which could drop temps globally a total of 2C. (The global warming that’s been noted has actually only raise temps an avg of roughly 1C and only a smidge more. Concerns it could actually cause agriculture issues due to colder temps (so much for global warming) and even lead to volcanic eruptions. The last solar min of this potential size and length Mt Tambora blew and lead to the year without a summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by go_buccos
https://electroverse.net/nasa-predic...-implications/
Only sensationalists to get undue attention from the press are making such claims.Quote:
Originally Posted by ftpjesusSame in Pacific. Earliest ever a TropicL system formed in the Eastern pacific in April. Season official start was yesterday but yeah. 30days early for Pacific is abnormal. It’s a coin flip with a storm forming 2 weeks early in Atlantic. But still could be a wild summer. Ironic this on the heels of reports we maybe heading for global cooling caused by a significant solar minimum which could drop temps globally a total of 2C. (The global warming that’s been noted has actually only raise temps an avg of roughly 1C and only a smidge more. Concerns it could actually cause agriculture issues due to colder temps (so much for global warming) and even lead to volcanic eruptions. The last solar min of this potential size and length Mt Tambora blew and lead to the year without a summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by go_buccos
https://electroverse.net/nasa-predic...-implications/
https://www.pennlive.com/nation-worl...-to-earth.html
Up to three bids in for hurricane accordion shutters. Mrs Daly is talking about biting the bullet and doubling the budget for impact glass.
Won’t be a hurricane for 10 years.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2020...-be-concerned/
Hurricane season began today, and there are legitimate reasons to be concerned
Keep hiding all you moles holes, life is passing you by, how sad.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
Well I got three bids nearly in the five figure territory that say we won’t have one for 10 years
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Originally Posted by sonatine
Despite your expressed concerns for “saving lives” with your warnings in this thread, you neglected to warn the good people of El Salvador of the specific threat they faced yesterday.
https://youtu.be/OX8SqIReKEY
Which just goes to show that you really don’t care abut saving brown lives.
#VirtueSignalingFail
BP evacuating offshore workers from Gulf of Mexico
I might have to set up a thread, debating, they are exhausting.
the way i see it, this site cant have too many SAFETY threads
Very sad, Category 6 is going to the trash heap. I ripped off most of my shit over the years and claimed it for myself. Looks like I need to find another source. Fucking corona.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/weath...fs-category-6/
SHIELD WALLS UP PEOPLE
KEEP YOUR IODINE, SOLAR OVENS, MEDS, AND WEAPON(S) CLOSE.