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The best rocker
Real talk, during the Rockers era I thought Marty was the best rocker. After the Rockers broke up Shawn Michaels evolved into in my opinion the best wrestler of all time (bottomset I respect that you disagree), while Marty became a jobber.
Its so god to have been a wrestling fan in the 90's. So many of us watched the exact same shit every monday 20 years ago. I could sit next to a wrestling fan on a 15 hour flight and talk wrestling with him the whole way.
“To all my ninjas, I want y’alls advice..just got a call..$150,000 for 3 movies…porno movies..cant say the name but, they’re big company…Im thinking my bruh Snoop had something to do with this.. check this though, I’d get to tear up some beautiful b*tches, but, as my brother said, my family could see that..my thought is, why is my family watching porno then gonna judge me? What do y’all think on that?”
obv getting hacked by his buddy. but now when u google "marty jannetty" it completes to daughter and many links of wanting to bang his daughter, poor guy LMAO
Daughter has to come up with new way to get money out of Dad while keeping him at arm’s length now.
Probably a hack, though when I googled him it talked of a traumatic brain injury lawsuit against wwe, and that sounds like something a brain-damaged dude would tweet.
yah hes brain damaged, and used and probably still uses a lot of drugs. was a very good wrestler who had a decent run, but didn't come close to reaching his potential.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCR
When tag teams breakup, people ask who will be Shawn Michaels and who will be Marty Jannetty. Shawn and Marty were a tag team called The Rockers. After they broke up, Marty's career didn't go anywhere, while Shawn Michaels is now considered either the best or 2nd best wrestler of all time by most.
Oh, and the guy in my avatar is Shawn Michaels btw, Marty's old tag team partner
When the rockers broke up, i think overall Marty and Shawn were considered about even talent wise. Shawn was was also a drug guy, but he wanted it more. When the tv cameras started rolling he was always amazing. Marty never evolved past being a rocker at all.
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Originally Posted by SetofKs
can u do a few posts about THE NEW ROCKERS plz??
Whats there to say? They sucked. If you give me a few minutes to find it though i'll post a story marty posted about the boys drugging and raping some chick on a planeQuote:
Originally Posted by thesidedishQuote:
Originally Posted by SetofKs
can u do a few posts about THE NEW ROCKERS plz??
THE RED-EYE FROM SF TO DALLAS
by "Marty Jannetty"
If I had a dollar for every wild party we had, I could buy Vince McMahon out. Right off the top of my head, one that comes up immediately, would be the red-eye flight from San Francisco to Dallas. This was back when GHB was legal. I shall repeat that - this was when GHB was legal - they sold it at GNC's. The following story is one of the reasons GHB ain't legal any more.
It's the end of a fifteen day road tour; all the boys (wrestlers) are tired and ready to get home. Everyone, including all the rest of the passengers, planned on sleeping the whole four hour flight. It's loaded with the boys and maybe twenty-five mostly elderly folks. Right before the doors are closed on the plane, in come four loud-ass drunk college kids, raising some hell. It's three guys and one girl. She looks great. So, immediately Shawn Michaels and I are getting ideas. Well, the guys were absolutely obnoxious, screaming "let's party," which is cool with me... but the rest of the plane wasn't thrilled at all. As they strolled down the aisle, one of them recognized Sgt. Slaughter and started yelling "Hey guys, look, its G.I. Joe!" and they all started chanting "GI JOE!". Slaughter was really getting his jaw poking out about it. Then they saw the Bushwhackers, and they started yelling "yeeeeaaaaahhhh!" and "wooooaaaaah!". It was sort of funny to me, but I knew right then and there, "we are gonna have some fun with these kids and a little GHB."
As we took off, an elderly man asked them if they would please hold the noise down, because he was going to try to sleep. The kids turned and hollered, "Hell no, we ain't gonna be quiet, we are gonna party all flight long!". You know, my dick damn near got hard when I heard that, because these boys are gonna be sampling some G and most likely the girl is gonna be sampling me.
So that was what I was thinking, and Shawn was thinking the same. We are in the air, and Shawn and I give the nod to each other. We walk up the aisle and stand next to where these fools are sitting. I take out the G and say to Shawn, "You ready to party?" "Hell yes," he says. So we get our little glasses of water and mix a scoop in and swallow it down. And it's on! For those of you unfamiliar with GHB, what you do is mix a scoop (equal to a teaspoon) of it with water (now they have liquid form, and it's illegal - so you know I ain't messin' with it) and drink it, and in about 15 minutes you feel like you are 20 beers in, and sort of acid tripping (how would I know that?). So, these fine young kids are watching with curiosity, and one says, "Hey, what is that ya'll are doing?". I reply, "Well, this is some stuff for big time partiers. What do you guys know about that?" The guy tells me, "Hell, we are from the fraternity - we do it all! We can out-party any one." So I say, "Oh really, so you think you want to try this stuff?" He replies, "Hell, yeah, I said we're from the fraternity! We do it all!". So I said, "Alright, give me your glasses and I will fix you guys up."
Shawn opens the bottle and we drop in one scoop... two scoops... three scoops... per glass. Except for the girl, she only got one and a half. The stuff will drop you into a coma if you take too much, but with just the right amount, these boys are gonna go nite-nite. About 10 minutes go by, and the first guy says to me, "Hey, I don't feel nothin'! You guys are pussies! I told you we could out-party anyone!" Well, before he could finish his next sentence, he stops and says, "Oh... oh... I think I am starting to feel something." Well, all the boys know the game plan and are alerting each other to get ready. One of the kids gets up and says, "Damn, I can't hardly stand up," and another gets up and runs to the bathroom, leaving me with one guy and the girl. Well, this guys starts slurring so bad, I knew he was about to go down. I told him my name was Steve Lombardi. We are talking and he turns and says something to the girl, and he gets no reply. He then turns on the overhead light, and... there she is, leaning against the window wall, throw-up running down the side of the wall. She is out. He jumps up and tries to go the bathroom, and is falling down everywhere, hollering "Oh, this ain't good!".
Well, one of the Hebner brothers was the first to attack. The girl was big titted and wearing a shirt with straps holding it on. Hebner takes the scissors and cuts the straps. Bam, her big tits fall right out. Now all the boys are coming around. Sgt. Slaughter, who is sitting right in the seats in front of her, turns and sees this. He smiles big, and decides to distract the stewardess' attention by going and asking for things. Next, the Ultimate Warrior comes back from first class and asks, "Where is she?". As the boys are taking turns with the scissors snipping at her long beautiful hair, Warrior start twisting hard as hell on her nipples. She starts to wake up, and looks down at her tits, and tries to cover them up, but stops... looks... and... throws up right on both tits. Mounds of throw-up is all you could now see. Her hair is steadily being cut. Well, about this time, here comes tall boy from the bathroom with some napkins for her... but he looks and sees this mess. She has throw-up all over the plane, her seat, her boobs, and she now looks like Sin�ad O'Connor. She's practically bald; just bits and pieces of hair left on her head. Tall Boy turns to find his buddy, whose birthday it was (which was why they were celebrating), and starts screaming, "Where are you, Mark?" (I can't remember his name so we'll use Mark for this story).
Well, in the back of the plane we can see Warrior, and we hear a small buzzing sound, like electric hair cutters, and the bathroom door is open, with a pair of feet hanging out from inside. Warrior has a smooth back-and-forth arm motion going with this buzzing sound. We all head back to see this. Warrior leaves, giggling his ass off. Well, we look in the bathroom and the birthday boy is sitting on the toilet, passed out, pants down, throw-up all in his underwear... and he is now sporting a Road Warrior Hawk type hairdo. Tall Boy runs over, looks in and starts screaming, "Oh ****, this ain't good!" We are all just laughing, and we noticed the buzzing sound was going again - we look back up the aisle and Warrior is at it again. So we keep Tall Boy busy while Warrior is working. Finally, it's time to go see.
We follow Tall Boy as he is looking for the other guy... who has passed out across three seats and is laying face down, with his head resting on arms. Tall Boy turns the overhead light on, and he hollers, "Oh my God, not you too!". We look down at the other guy, now waking up, and he only has hair where his arm was blocking it in front. It looked like a reverse Boris Zukoff haircut, with a horn coming out from the front of his head. Well, as you may imagine, the steward and stewardesses come back to find clothes, hair, and throw-up all over the plane. And Tall Boy is telling the steward that Steve (me) will tell them everything, because I was "on their side." The steward was pissed and said he knew Warrior was a part of it, and wanted more names. I told him that I had plenty of witnesses that they did it to themselves, and that they were drunk and loud and obnoxious, and that the stewardesses served them alcohol, knowing that they had too much already. The guy says to me, "Okay, I won't say anything about knowing Warrior was back here if you guys don't tell police we served them." Police? Yes, he said they had to call and report this because it would take a special clean up crew for the mess.
This is a long story, so let me just say that it ended like this. When we landed, the old folks on the plane were high-fiving the boys. saying it was the best flight they'd ever had. "Macho Man" Randy Savage had been the only of the boys who actually stayed up in first class and slept the flight, but when he woke up, he heard all the news and he was determined to see this sight. As the plane was unloading passengers, everyone waited to see these kids come out, and formed a big horseshoe-shaped line in front of the door at Dallas airport. Others walking by got curious as to what was going on, and they wanted to see too, so the crowd was growing. All I kept hearing was Macho Man sayin, in that voice of his, "Ooooh yeah, I gotta see this." The police went in with wheelchairs and started bringing the college partiers out one at a time... in wheelchairs, as they were still unable to walk, and they were handcuffed too. Each one that came out, the crowd went absolutely crazy with laughter and cheers - and the Macho Man hollering his best "Ooooh yeahs!". The girl was so pretty at the beginning of this flight but was now bald, face crinkling from sickness and stinky from throw-up. She was a horrible sight.
Well, that is just one of the "millions and millions" of crazy, wild stories from my partying experiences. Maybe next time I can give you a shorter story. Believe me, I left a lot of funny stuff out because this was such a long story to type.
-Marty
is this somebody ?
Ricky Morton from the Rock n Roll Express. The Rockers stole their schtick from the Rock n Roll Express. The Rock n Roll Express is one of the all time great tag teamsQuote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriendis this somebody ?
I was a Jannetty mark until he dove out that barber shop window in a complete act of cowardice to avoid HBK. Lost respect for the guy after that.
he was maybe better than the sexy boy as a rocker, but he never became more than a rocker. his singles career he never developed a personality, he never shed the rockers gear, he never developed mic skills. He was the exact opposite of the sexy boy after they broke upQuote:
Originally Posted by donk_tiltV9.0
I also was confused initially about shawn michaels being the rocker that “made it”
Early years jannetty was great
marty was a working mother fucker in the ring. but he was a complete dud otherwise
Marty might've been able to get there if he had the work ethic and drive that the sexy boy had. As the rockers they had about the same mic skill and ring skills. Shawn just worked his ass off to stand out while marty just drifted paycheck to paycheck
Imagine if Janetty saw what th future held for Michaels, and pushed Michaels thru that barber shop window and he became the best wrestler of all timeQuote:
Originally Posted by SetofKs
https://nypost.com/2018/03/16/wwe-le...uined-my-life/
Turns out Marty claims his facebook was hacked, and the hacking ruined his life. Not sure that I buy that his account was hacked, and I certainly don't believe it ruined his life. You know what I think ruined Marty's life?
I'll give him the benefit of the damn though and assume his account was hacked because I was always a fan of Marty, and the rockers are my all time favorite tag team
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sup god?Quote:
Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
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Originally Posted by SetofKssup god?Quote:
Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
Doin the damn thing. Just happy to be here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS-WPTmaXvsQuote:
Originally Posted by SetofKs
I was also a big Rockers mark when I was young. Always thought Jannetty had what it took to be a star, but I think he was more interested in the lifestyle and he basically became a nobody in the business after the breakup.
I have followed his social media and he is definitely not a very well spoken guy. He tells a lot of stories that he thinks are cool, but are actually pretty sad. To be honest, the OP's post 100% reads like a lot of Jannetty's other post, so Im inclined to think it's legit.
As much as a sad story of wasted talent he has become, I still try to remember him in his glory days as a Rocker. This photo was from about 5 years ago at the Wisconsin State Fair with my son where he was pedaling $5 Autographs.
Good post and nice picture. Marty was actually looking pretty good for his age. Yah, I always had a soft spot for Marty for some reason. There is a guy on the wrestlingclassics forums who has traveled with Marty. He said Marty is definitely not all there in the head. Said its a combination of being abused as child, many concussions, and heavy drug use. He seemed to think Marty is a pretty weird guy. I just like to remember him as a member of one of the best tag teams of all time with the sexy boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by MmanpokerI was also a big Rockers mark when I was young. Always thought Jannetty had what it took to be a star, but I think he was more interested in the lifestyle and he basically became a nobody in the business after the breakup.
I have followed his social media and he is definitely not a very well spoken guy. He tells a lot of stories that he thinks are cool, but are actually pretty sad. To be honest, the OP's post 100% reads like a lot of Jannetty's other post, so Im inclined to think it's legit.
As much as a sad story of wasted talent he has become, I still try to remember him in his glory days as a Rocker. This photo was from about 5 years ago at the Wisconsin State Fair with my son where he was pedaling $5 Autographs.
Heres a video of Marty breaking a jobber's neck with the rocker dropper. I think this one cost the WWF about $19 million, or it cost their insurance company that much anyway. Go to 2:50 if you just want to see the jobber break his neck
https://youtu.be/zb02_HEdEFM?t=172
basically, guy who had no business being in the ring lied about his training, and somehow ended up in a wwf. ring. he had no idea how to take the bump and ended up breaking his neck. I agree WWF is at fault for not screening guys better than this.Quote:
Originally Posted by SetofKs