Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
GG
:noose
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Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
GG
:noose
merry christmas... yaaaaaaayyyyy...
[ giggles in his cocktail waitress costume ]
Not gonna lie, your life is over.
https://youtu.be/6vwNcNOTVzY
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or jump off the Hoover Dam... Maybe all 3 at once is the right call here.
Yikes. How long you known her for?
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Originally Posted by vegas1369
On the bright side, you got to fuck a cocktail waitress.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
There are worse things, merry xmas buddy.
10 years, so it's not THAT bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by big dick
I hate you and all, but having gone through this, I'm well-versed in your future. Feel free to pm once you have stopped spinning. Until then, go buy a case of good beer, and breathe, the sun will come up tomorrow.
"It Could Happen To You"
Minus the attractive waitress
You are Not Nic Cage
No Lottery win likely
I am sure this will end very well, congrats.
Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
I just want to be in a thread that becomes evidence in a murder trial.
Hi Mom! I'm in a permanent record!
Does she want the baby? The American Taliban have not yet managed to outlaw abortion.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
ehh kinda hard to not hate OSA otherwise I agree 100%Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
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Originally Posted by vegas1369Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Tongue in cheek dipshit. Jesus, I just offered to help you despite your relentless leveling of insults at me. You are incorrigible.
She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkongerDoes she want the baby? The American Taliban have not yet managed to outlaw abortion.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
This is sounding waaaayyy to close to my situation from a decade+ ago. I'll try to not be negative and just say good luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
do as I did, pray the kid will get the looks from the mother.
LOL.. "your relentless leveling of insults at me". It takes 2 to tango, Jethro.Quote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendQuote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
Tongue in cheek dipshit. Jesus, I just offered to help you despite your relentless leveling of insults at me. You are incorrigible.
Like I would actually pm you asking for advice or for a shoulder to cry on. What fucking pansy ass world do you live in dude?
:lol2
Fuck off.
Cmon dude how can a person NOT like vegas?Quote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendQuote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
Tongue in cheek dipshit. Jesus, I just offered to help you despite your relentless leveling of insults at me. You are incorrigible.
What can you tell us about the waitress? Is she nuts? Any chance you can build a meaningful relationship with her?
But seriously though, Merry Christmas.
She's actually a sweetheart and yes, there is a chance. I've known her for years, we know a lot of the same people, like a lot of the same things, get along great, laugh a lot... She's solid. I actually know her father too. He's a great guy, very well educated (holds 2 PHD's) and he and I get along great as well. It's a decent start.Quote:
Originally Posted by peter mcneil
That's what I call a REAL Xmas present! Congrats! I'm sure you will rise to the occassion and be a great Dad. Merry Christmas Sir!
Can I guess that she is a Filipina?Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369She's not against abortion for other women, just herself. I was not aware of this stance.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
I stay away from the Pinai these days. They are Catholics... I prefer an Asian girl to be Buddhist or agnostic. She's Indonesian and Chinese, raised Buddhist.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkongerCan I guess that she is a Filipina?Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369
Out of green rep. Opa!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by IamGreek
When you are old, you will be glad you had that child. You knocked her up for a reason, to have something when there isnt much else left. Kids are the best and worst thing that will ever happen to you, and the best is the best happiness you will ever experience. Make the Mom an honest woman. Christmas Wedding in Vegas!
Thank you Split... I agree. Still a long way to go till delivery, but I'm hoping for it to all go well.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
Too much working, not enough smoking
I see. Generally I advise against marrying Chinese. But there are always exceptions. I hope this girl is one of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369I stay away from the Pinai these days. They are Catholics... I prefer an Asian girl to be Buddhist or agnostic. She's Indonesian and Chinese, raised Buddhist.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
Are you sure it's yours?
I will be in approx 9 months. She swears it is. I've been very adamant about this all things considered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flipper_Fair
Well hell, congrats are in order then. Best of luck with the kid and lady. Having a child will give your life meaning you've never felt before.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369She's actually a sweetheart and yes, there is a chance. I've known her for years, we know a lot of the same people, like a lot of the same things, get along great, laugh a lot... She's solid. I actually know her father too. He's a great guy, very well educated (holds 2 PHD's) and he and I get along great as well. It's a decent start.Quote:
Originally Posted by peter mcneil
With all that weed money, I'm very surprised you let your guard down, good luck to you sir!
100% sure this is your kid. Make damn sure. Maybe she hopes to hell it is yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369I will be in approx 9 months. She swears it is. I've been very adamant about this all things considered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flipper_Fair
Aren't you around 50? If you are, when the kid hits the teen age years, you will have to deal with this shit when you are in your mid to late 60's.
Anyway GL vegas.
Marriage & kids are a wonderful thing.
So we are told.
Put your arm around her, treat her like a princess, and get a paternity test.
Raising someone else's child by choice can be rewarding, but raising someone else's child because you were deceived is a mind fuck you want to avoid.
Being a father is the best thing that has ever happened in my life.
Good luck, and have a very merry Christmas.