*** Official 'Find Tyde Someone To Love' Thread ***

Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years. Perhaps it's time for the PFA community to pull together to find him somebody to love. You know, instead of the bottle when he's off the ship.

Toward that goal, I've come across a video of a possible candidate. Her qualifications:

• Seems to be in decent shape to be able sprint when running from cops
• Knows how to handle a firearm
• Doesn't like cops
• Seems to have a nice rack
• Likely to stay put until Marty gets off the boat

Watch her audition tape here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqz4...ature=youtu.be

Haven't yet reached Tyde's call on the archives. No wonder he's so bent out of shape. There wasn't even one skanky concha in Mexico he could have duped into bed with him one time, or outright paid? This is Mexico we're talking about here.

It occurred to me in the duelling Hut/Tyde threads to set the o/u on time since Tyde was laid at 3.5 years. I guess the over wins by a mile.

A sad fall from the top compared to when he was banging beach bunnies while we were all sucking on our mama's tits.

Ditka - holla if you know what I'm talkin' about

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Originally Posted by MumblesBadly

Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years.

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Did he actually say this? Pretty sure he also claimed to be dating a local non-prostitute while in Rosarito.

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by MumblesBadly

Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years.

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Did he actually say this? Pretty sure he also claimed to be dating a local non-prostitute while in Rosarito.

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He did say this, however the phone all got conveniently interrupted/disconnected at a critical point where Druff was attempting to press him further.

Also, ITT the truth about Marty’s celibacy becomes the truth about Mumble’s celibacy.

MJ have you noticed that Trout has basically claimed a slot in the top ten forum power rankings like entirely on the sneak tip?

The science is too tight.

Anyone starting a thread like this has a seriously unhealthy obsession with someone else.

Does mumbles want to get his cherry popped? Or is this a very flawed man crush?

Seriously mumbles, didn't know you swung that way.

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Originally Posted by Drexel

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I concur with this assessment.

Tyde deserves nobody at this juncture

Even a dog

Sorry Tyde, but its true

DONT LISTEN TO THEM MUMBLES

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

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Originally Posted by MumblesBadly

Heard on this week's radio show that Marty has been celibate for seven years.

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Did he actually say this? Pretty sure he also claimed to be dating a local non-prostitute while in Rosarito.

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See the key is here, dont believe a word that dumbletard says.

Marty, fix your life. Whatever you have to do, do it.

While ive been criticizing you, believe it or not, i believe in you

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Originally Posted by Gordman

Marty, fix your life. Whatever you have to do, do it.

While ive been criticizing you, believe it or not, i believe in you

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Let me be the first to say: Shut it down, Gordo.

Furthermore, the past couple of days is the first ive heard that you have a daughter. The past may be in tje past, but why arent you doing anything and everything you can to reconcile/make amends, whatever you want to call it with your flesh and blood?

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Originally Posted by Gordman

Furthermore, the past couple of days is the first ive heard that you have a daughter. The past may be in tje past, but why arent you doing anything and everything you can to reconcile/make amends, whatever you want to call it with your flesh and blood?

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Why??????? I'm sure he has nothing to apologize for.

 

His daughter, on the other hand, has made him her victim for the last time.

Is Kilgore a chick?

And does your pussy smell?

Seriously, folks! Marty needs our help in this matter but can't bring himself to break free of the emotional straightjacket that is constraining his libido, whatever is left of it in his advanced years.

Mind you, it could be due to the massive number of alcoholic binges he's gone on when not restricted from doing so to remain gainfully employed. Or maybe the last real attempt at love in Rosarita massively damaged his ego. Whatever it is, Marty, know this: We are here for you, man. To help you get your mojo back.

Here's another avenue you might consider exploring. To find a female soulmate.

https://www.meet-an-inmate.com



Go for it, buddy! There's a special lady there waiting to hear from you!

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Originally Posted by MumblesBadly

Seriously, folks! Marty needs our help in this matter but can't bring himself to break free of the emotional straightjacket that is constraining his libido, whatever is left of it in his advanced years.

Mind you, it could be due to the massive number of alcoholic binges he's gone on when not restricted from doing so to remain gainfully employed. Or maybe the last real attempt at love in Rosarita massively damaged his ego. Whatever it is, Marty, know this: We are here for you, man. To help you get your mojo back.

Here's another avenue you might consider exploring. To find a female soulmate.

https://www.meet-an-inmate.com



Go for it, buddy! There's a special lady there waiting to hear from you!

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Hi I'm Ashten andI'm 21 years old and would love to talk to any nice girls. I am a very down to earth guy with a sense of humor. I'm very outgoing , love to workout and read. I am a Romantic at heart. Can't wait to hear from you!!



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Height: 5'7"
Earliest Release Date: 2019
Maximum Release Date: 2020
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Hmmmmm.....wonder what he's locked up for.

He's be an amazing top I bet.

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Originally Posted by Mintjewlips

Is Kilgore a chick?

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Yes

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And does your pussy smell?

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Like warm apple pie

So mumbles can't find a woman who appreciates long beards, dirty nails, and no libido so he's on a mission to find marty a spouse?

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Nice...........whats next, hutmaster giving tips on how to make a good pizza?

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Originally Posted by Mintjewlips

And does your pussy smell?

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Like warm apple pie

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That's ah spicy motza ball ahh.....

If you want to hear Marty, go to 4:29:50 in this week's show.

never forget

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Originally Posted by MumblesBadly

Here's another avenue you might consider exploring. To find a female soulmate.

https://www.meet-an-inmate.com

Go for it, buddy! There's a special lady there waiting to hear from you!

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Damn, mumbles trolling is actually extremely effective. He's already so fucking annoying when trying to be nice, this just takes it to the next level.

Thanks todd, if i have to hear you rattle off Olivier Bisquiks list again im going to brake my whiskey glass.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

If you want to hear Marty, go to 4:29:50 in this week's show.

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I think it's 4:23.

id run that fucking cunt over too

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id run that fucking cunt over too

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But I bet somebody on this forum would tap it afterwards if the cameras weren't rolling. Or at least a close relative of one. #DrkStarsCopBrother

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If you want to hear Marty, go to 4:29:50 in this week's show.

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I think it's 4:23.

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So about an hour after the intro.

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Originally Posted by peter mcneil

I think it's 4:23.

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So about an hour after the intro.

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Had to be said.

New desperate demographic: women recently released from prison.

Remember Jesup who had a lot of success dating women who are divorced with kids on dating sites like Plenty of Fish?

Wait until he finds out about this new group of desperate women.

How about women who love serial killers?

Or women who fuck dogs?


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