Been thinking about this for a while, we are not getting any younger. People are going to start not returning. How will you think posters will expire? I am sure myself will be a fall on ice.
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Been thinking about this for a while, we are not getting any younger. People are going to start not returning. How will you think posters will expire? I am sure myself will be a fall on ice.
When you admit you thought about this for a long time it makes it worse.
lol you are one morbid cunt.
Though if pushed. I'd say we're all likely to die via a nuclear holocaust within the next 20-30 years, or possibly sooner.
But in a related topic. Life expectancy by country. America ranks 43rd. (better than I expected tbf)
Obviously way behind the UK and all other Western European countries.
You forgot this one
How do I die?
Michael, broken heart
OSA/PLOL - AIDS
SuicideQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
Texting and driving is the favorite right now followed by cancer.
What kind of fool would text when driving? So dangerousQuote:
Originally Posted by peter mcneil
https://youtu.be/lNrFm8Tt2PM
I like the thread. Me, it's going to be boredom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Hordell
Ken, I think you're right about ice but from what I can see there will also be a pick involved. ????
These are important texts, they cannot wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelWhat kind of fool would text when driving? So dangerousQuote:
Originally Posted by peter mcneil
https://youtu.be/lNrFm8Tt2PM
Been a straight arrow my whole life, but going out John Entwistle style ftw please:
"Entwistle died in Room 658 at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, on 27 June 2002, one day before the scheduled first show of the Who's 2002 United States tour. He had gone to bed that night with a stripper/groupie, Alycen Rowse, who woke at 10 a.m. to find Entwistle cold and unresponsive. The Clark County medical examiner determined that his death was due to a heart attack induced by a cocaine overdose.[17] His funeral was held at St Edward's Church in Stow-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire, England, on 10 July 2002. He was cremated and his ashes were buried privately. A memorial service was held on 24 October at St. Martin-in-the-Fields, Trafalgar Square, London. Entwistle's huge collection of guitars and basses was auctioned at Sotheby's in London by his son, Christopher, to meet anticipated taxes on his father's estate."
Dan Druff does. he also twitters.Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelWhat kind of fool would text when driving? So dangerousQuote:
Originally Posted by peter mcneil
https://youtu.be/lNrFm8Tt2PM
This is not how polls work.
milk expires
people die
maybe i'll die soon.
after all, milk expires.
This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.
I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.
If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferDan Druff does. he also twitters.Quote:
Originally Posted by michael
Lare, don't be jealous that your bike isn't Bluetooth enabled or equipped with s docking station so you too, can text drive.
Some how some way I will be the nig with Mary Kate as my date to each and every one of your funerals... if you matter enough.
Book it.
When we walk out of the church she will look like she must have really really cared about you too. I promise.
#davidrobinsonorbetter
Bike accident. Hit by a carQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Good to avoid buildings like this in the winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout
http://www.gainesville.com/news/2003...weather-issues
Grease fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadlyGood to avoid buildings like this in the winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout
http://www.gainesville.com/news/2003...weather-issues
The building discussed in the article, is 3.6 miles from my home. What are the chances?
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Originally Posted by PLOLBike accident. Hit by a carQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Probably a bus.
I don't believe in helmets either.
Most kids who had to wear helmets on the school bus shun helmets as adults.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by PLOL
Probably a bus.
I don't believe in helmets either.
is this why you too don't believe in helmets?Quote:
Originally Posted by KuntmissionerMost kids who had to wear helmets on the school bus shun helmets as adults.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Icicles. Seeing icicles in a dream is the symbol of strong, but firm feelings, and of suppressed sexual desires, especially in the dreams of men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout
I wonder...is death by facepalm a thing? The longer i read the 8th tier poker forum, the sooner i think we will know
Good one, Larchibald, but I do believe in helmets.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferis this why you too don't believe in helmets?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner
Go tip over a crane Kunt and become an construction elevator operator.
If you're in town you must be killin it.
Larry,
This guy is over $50/hr. with something no one else is going to experience - a pension with healthcare.
Mortal lock he's working overtime. You can't turn a corner in Boston without seeing a construction crane in the sky.
One of the most interesting things about a "real" job site is the confidence these guys have. It's almost a "I don't give a fuck what you think" attitude but the work is 10x better quality than than non union for reasons others will never understand.
It's an attitude the Dockers set will never possess. They lose a few chromosomes from the masculine gene due to the constant exposure to fluorescent light in their cubicle.
Sometimes, *too* much confidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRk...ature=youtu.be
P.S. Also, don't financial marker traders and their supervisors work in flourescent-lit offices? And does that mean that handicapme has prolly lost a few of those genes by now?
https://consortiumnews.com/2017/08/0...world-may-end/
This thread's further proof that people are blissfully unaware of what's going down in Washington.
Here's a snippet from a new article from Jon Pilger titled How the World May End
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The war was over in a month. The United States, Russia and China were the protagonists. It is not clear if it was started by accident or mistake. There was no victor. The Northern Hemisphere is contaminated and lifeless now.
A curtain of radioactivity is moving south towards Australia and New Zealand, southern Africa and South America. By September, the last cities, towns and villages will succumb. As in the north, most buildings will remain untouched, some illuminated by the last flickers of electric light.
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In his last year, according to a Council on Foreign Relations study, Obama, the “reluctant liberal warrior,” dropped 26,171 bombs – three bombs every hour, 24 hours a day. Having pledged to help “rid the world” of nuclear weapons, the Nobel Peace Laureate built more nuclear warheads than any president since the Cold War.
Trump is a wimp by comparison. It was Obama – with his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at his side – who destroyed Libya as a modern state and launched the human stampede to Europe. At home, immigration groups knew him as the “deporter-in-chief.”
One of Obama’s last acts as president was to sign a bill that handed a record $618 billion to the Pentagon, reflecting the soaring ascendancy of fascist militarism in the governance of the United States. Trump has endorsed this.
Buried in the detail was the establishment of a “Center for Information Analysis and Response.” This is a ministry of truth. It is tasked with providing an “official narrative of facts” that will prepare us for the real possibility of nuclear war – if we allow it.
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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia
WHAT'S FPS AND BOOBS ON A DOOR KNOB HAVE IN COMMON? THEY'RE BOTH USELESS
PLEASE LOG OFF.
Did bottomset die?
Doesn't he have a meme with his head on it? Perfect time to post it.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthisDid bottomset die?
Gotta give bottomset credit. He predicted I would die of "dementia", and this was over a year before I developed those severe (but fortunately mostly temporary) psychological issues.
I still believe my mind will outlast my body, and I'll never experience any kind of debilitating senility.
:scalirQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
-6000 unless you change your diet and portion sizes immediately.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Tough to guess for the rest of you faggots aside from obv les.
Hopefully garrett got the house he earned from getting brained from a car accident back from his mom as the disabled don't last long on the streets.