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hot mom... lol
shes so hot she was living with this dude
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Originally Posted by Jasep
jsearles is this true?
lol, beat me to itQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by Jasep
jsearles is this true?
Jesus Christ look at that chest hair lol. And what is up with that shoulder hair?
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Peter Lubrano shits on this guys shoulder hair.
At the time, she negotiated a plea deal that allowed her to stay out of prison, if she completed a drug rehab program.
Unfortunately, Amber quit the program, and asked to be incarcerated instead.
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i admit i had to laugh.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Jasep
jsearles is this true?
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Originally Posted by Jasep
jsearles is this true?
That would be hilarious if the picture didnt specifically say "Gary-Ambers boyfriend"Quote:
Originally Posted by tommyti admit i had to laugh.Quote:
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Originally Posted by jsearles22That would be hilarious if the picture didnt specifically say "Gary-Ambers boyfriend"Quote:
Originally Posted by tommyt
No, it was pretty hilarious still...
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Im not nearly as fat or nearly as hairy as you Weiss.......Quote:
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Originally Posted by jsearles22
No, it was pretty hilarious still...
When I read "Hott Mom" I immediately thought the thread was about Chelsea,
Then I saw who it was about and I lol'd.
She's actually not bad with the weight loss...
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Full name: Amber Portwood
Date of birth: May, 14, 1990
Hometown: Anderson, Indiana
Children: Leah Leann Shirley (born in November 2008)
Baby daddy: Ex-fiance and on-and-off boyfriend Gary Shirley
Bet you didn’t know... Amber has a massive tattoo of her daughter’s face on her torso.
The transition into parenthood has not been an easy one for Amber Portwood... to say the least. The one-time teen mom dropped out of high school after finding out that she was pregnant with her daughter Leah, and her relationship with her former fiance/baby daddy Gary has been extremely volatile. After getting violent with Gary — in front of Leah — in an infamous fall 2010 episode of Teen Mom, Amber was arrested for domestic battery and neglect of a dependent on December 28, 2010; she spent one night in jail and was prevented from having any contact with Gary until February 2011.
Amber made her June 9, 2011, court date and pleaded guilty to two counts of felony domestic battery. The judge dropped her two-year sentence and the no-contact order that prevented her from seeing Gary when Leah wasn’t present, instead placing Amber on two years’ probation.
Despite the light sentence, Amber became depressed and threatened suicide on June 14, 2011. Gary supported Amber after her subsequent hospitalization, which turned into a summer stint in a Malibu rehab center. Now that she's out, she and Gary are officially dunzo.
And he's not the worst poster who ever lived. Also, you're probly hairier and fatter than him.Quote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22Im not nearly as fat or nearly as hairy as you Weiss.......Quote:
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i dont see her tits. where dey at?Quote:
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5 years! That's a long fucking time. I don't think this sentence fits the crime, judge is a unprofessional dick. Refused a couple months rehab, ok 1.5 years in the DOC max. I know of people that have fucked up a hundred times and not get 5 years.
Mtv fucked this chick over big time. If her lil outburst wasn't on Mtv and was in the projects in New Orleans or what ever there would be no charges guaranteed.
Oh yeah that Gary mother fucker is a pussy ass bitch, dude was ridiculol insecure and pussy whipped. What a fucking pussy.
Russia speaking the truth right here.Quote:
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yes but she is a crazy bitch so lets not forget thatQuote:
Originally Posted by TheTemplarRussia speaking the truth right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by FPS_Russia
http://i.imgur.com/wVxwY.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22That would be hilarious if the picture didnt specifically say "Gary-Ambers boyfriend"Quote:
Originally Posted by tommyt
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Originally Posted by jsearles22Im not nearly as fat or nearly as hairy as you Weiss.......Quote:
Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
Would you like to escrow a wager on that? You either forget or have no idea I lived in Haiti for almost two years and lost over 70lbs, but carry on big boy.
Oh, and I'm the least hairy person in the world
Wager?
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Originally Posted by jsearles22
Would you like to escrow a wager on that? You either forget or have no idea I lived in Haiti for almost two years and lost over 70lbs, but carry on big boy.
Oh, and I'm the least hairy person in the world
Wager?
You and I escrowing a wager, that would be classic.
What are you basing your thoughts and opinions on? Are you aware that since the shirtless pics posted of me (by me btw) that I have lost nearly 25 lbs? Furthermore, do you see any hair in my pics?
Lastly, the terms arent even clear. What is your definition of "nearly"? We might need some arbitrators for this.
jesus christQuote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22Quote:
Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
You and I escrowing a wager, that would be classic.
What are you basing your thoughts and opinions on? Are you aware that since the shirtless pics posted of me (by me btw) that I have lost nearly 25 lbs? Furthermore, do you see any hair in my pics?
Lastly, the terms arent even clear. What is your definition of "nearly"? We might need some arbitrators for this.
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Originally Posted by jsearles22
I would be willing to accept him as 1 of 3 arbitors.
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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
You and I escrowing a wager, that would be classic.
What are you basing your thoughts and opinions on? Are you aware that since the shirtless pics posted of me (by me btw) that I have lost nearly 25 lbs? Furthermore, do you see any hair in my pics?
Lastly, the terms arent even clear. What is your definition of "nearly"? We might need some arbitrators for this.
We can bet on body fat %,bmi, weight to height ratio. Whatever you want. We can escrow through china, Druff, jasep. Anyone.
As far as hairiness I don't really care. You have more hair on your chins that I do on my ass, balls, and landing strip combined.
The funniest part is, most people would be willing to trust me with a bet rather than you. Says a lot bout what a piece of shit people view you as. I've never made a bet and not paid. You probably don't even know why people think I'm a "scammer"
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Ohh how little you know my little simpleton. You are wrong on so many points that it is literally laughable.
I am clean shaven on a daily basis, so not sure where you get the hair on chins comment from?
Tommy hasnt rolled up in here and pwned you yet scammer. Vegas likes to slurp your jizz at the Phillies game but cries that I should be a banned scammer. I know more about you than you know about me chump.
come on guys cant we all just be friends?
No, that's for sissies and faggots.
Back on topic.
This chick is 22?
I can't believe this girl was born the year I started college.
She's gonna look real rough in 10 years.
Yea especially after that 5 year bid, where she will most likely spend 3 1/2. She is gonna be a train wreck. Think about the kid who has to grow up with the father Gary. Jesus Christ.
All sad and a great example why NOT to do any drugs. I was semi-hooked on Adderall (lol) a few years ago and forced myself off of it. Was a rough week or so but I made it through. I don't even fuck with weed anymore as I like it too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTemplar
The kid doesn't stand a chance in life right now. Ship the kid to child services and find him/her a loving family so that it stands a fighting chance.
I have dealt with one of the teen moms in person and I can tell you that their parents really shit the bed with them. After5 minutes of working with this girl I wanted to come across the desk and whoop her ass like her parents should have when she was growing up. After she left I overheard this nice little piece of trash announce to her mom that she was going to get pregrant so she could be on that show to which her mom responded "You would be a star then"....WTF
Back to Amber I believe that she will really enjoy her time in the slammer since she will finally have someone that will take care of her needs in the sack since you know the big is probably just trying to bust his nut so he can go back and play xbox.