life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

well that's it. I've officially had it. tonight was the last straw.


so I've decided to roll with it. this never ending train wreck I call life. I have no friends, only people who say they're my friend and really they are my mortal enemy. they've pushed me as far as I can go.


so I'm calling it quits at life. in just a mere number of hours I will be gone. pushed from existence. I'm gonna let them win. I tried. I really did. but I just didn't try enough.


this is my final mission. I'm not going out with a bang, I'm going out silently. by myself.

I've been close to the edge for a while now. and I think it's time to go over. into the abyss.

one mistake begets another and I'm over it. I'm over life.

30 years was a good run. longer than some, shorter than most.

my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad but over time they'll cope and they'll understand that there was no helping me. this is the way it has to be.


bye everyone. it's been fun. but I won't be around anymore. on PFA or in life. unless I somehow get out of the deep depression I'm in.


go ahead and troll away. it's ok. I deserve it.


stay up

Larry

wtf Larry

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

well that's it. I've officially had it. tonight was the last straw.


so I've decided to roll with it. this never ending train wreck I call life. I have no friends, only people who say they're my friend and really they are my mortal enemy. they've pushed me as far as I can go.


so I'm calling it quits at life. in just a mere number of hours I will be gone. pushed from existence. I'm gonna let them win. I tried. I really did. but I just didn't try enough.


this is my final mission. I'm not going out with a bang, I'm going out silently. by myself.

I've been close to the edge for a while now. and I think it's time to go over. into the abyss.

one mistake begets another and I'm over it. I'm over life.

30 years was a good run. longer than some, shorter than most.

my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad but over time they'll cope and they'll understand that there was no helping me. this is the way it has to be.


bye everyone. it's been fun. but I won't be around anymore. on PFA or in life. unless I somehow get out of the deep depression I'm in.


go ahead and troll away. it's ok. I deserve it.


stay up

Larry

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Funny I was thinking something similar today. Nothing short term but down the road. Why not just pull the plug?
But Larry, 30 is young. You seem bright enough. And you realize white college student rape is becoming a thing. And there isTrump's year in office to witness followed by the apocolypse. No?

BTW, you want to trade train wreck stories? Wooooo!, some balls.

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Sounds like people worth living for.

Stick around Larry. 30 is so young, so many changes can be made in life and before you know it you could find happiness. Give yourself that chance my friend.

give me your number and I will call you when Im drunk to cheer you up.

Also motorboating is know to work well agains depression

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my family will be sad, my true friends will be sad

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Sounds like people worth living for. Why not sleep on it?

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:this

it's a holiday weekend, lare. go spend time with your family and hopefully you will have a change of heart.

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Sounds like people worth living for. Why not sleep on it?

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:this

it's a holiday weekend, lare. go spend time with your family and hopefully you will have a change of heart.

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I don't know, for me that would be an accelerant

Do you mind if I steal this thread, since your going and all?

Another thing, just below, is a thread about a guy turned 41. How chipper do you think he is?

And think of this option. Going out in style. Steal a car, pop over to Vegas yada yada....police chase

Why pull into the station now? "Train kept a rollin all night long...."

Plus, you will likely miss my iminent lifetime ban from this forum and subsequent meltdown version 3

This may be bad timing but you misspelled wreck...no biggie

last thought....sit in a Walmart parking lot for 20 minutes and simply observe......your worries will fade away....
oh the humanity

Does OSA have anything to do with this?

Maybe answered in another thread but how the fuck did you find this forum Larry?

Larry we've already had 3 radio listeners die in the past 14 months.

Our ratings can't take any more hits.

Please stick around.

dude don't leave your fuken funny man I'm super shit faced wit now...and detchord 's offer sounds pretty solid motorboten can be good for the soul especially his wife collect and share hat shit.

Les is mor wat god do you pray to? sheba i assume?? she is kind.

fire up some tables and hate for AA and ship that shit

This thread is freaking me the fuck out, Larry no radio silence please

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Stick around Larry. 30 is so young, so many changes can be made in life and before you know it you could find happiness. Give yourself that chance my friend.

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Too young sir, don't give up.

Think about the people who do care for you. Many people have challenges in life, even a lot of people that you think are doing great. Battling through the stuff you have going on will make you stronger and you should give yourself the chance to be successful in doing that.

For tonight I'd say do something that calms you which isn't unhealthy. Perhaps go wack off to a porn scene of your choice and go to bed.

Dude...we're going to have really good virtual reality porn pretty soon. At least wait for that.

just spoke to 4dragons he will send 2 friends over

https://media.giphy.com/media/rAKdqZ8nfiaZi/giphy.gif

and scene.....died laughing prolly

Way to go OSA

fyi, Larry did confide in me that he was a liberal.....so

how is the thread title not going to be a country western hit within a month

have the feeling I'm the only one laughing...respecting LL's last wishes of course

:laterfag


ANOTHER KILLARY VICTIM.

Jesus christ Larry. I can assure you that my year has been much much much shittier than yours or anyone else's on this board and you don't see whining about it (PM me and we can compare notes, you lose btw). In fact, despite God apparently hating me, I actually enjoy life and want to keep on living as long as possible. You should too.

I'm sorry that you're hipster friends are dicks. Boo fucking hoo. Trust me. It could be much worse.

Anyhow you aren't retarded. You're probably healthy. And you seem like you have an interesting life (aside from having shitty taste in friends and weed). So man the fuck up and get over it.

seriously tho if larry was on the fence about this, meeting real life friends of 4dragons was probably the final straw.

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:laterfag


ANOTHER KILLARY VICTIM.

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We can reveal now that the image above is actually Larry aged 3, getting bum rush #1

sonatine, BCR, Dan Druff, DirtyB, Henry, LarryLaffer, limitles


THIS GUUUUUUY

I hear harps

Maybe he meant, going to get on the Trump Train bitches

How bout dem Mets?

Will this mean a new stickie?

Coincidentally, ip addresses have Larry and Ted Forrest in the same condo complex

Larry, please don't. A lot of people love you.

If you want to talk PM me your number.

To be clear, its hard for me to take a suicide threat seriously when the person making it is doing so on a forum thats currently just left of stormfront politically. But Id also hate to be wrong, so I rescind my :laterfag.



I'll also reconsider the severing of my friendship with Sol if you post again Larry, even tho Sol is so proudy.

here's the thing.

one i'm drunk. very drunk. i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

am i on the edge? you betcha. i'm about as close to the edge as it gets at the moment. it sickening.

did i make this thread with the intention of really killing myself? yes and no. i live in a deep depression, only worsened by things i have to encounter in my daily life, like having to pee in a cup while some asshole with a high school education watches me, or having to share an elevator with my mortal enemy because we happen to be making a delivery to the same building at the same time.

worst of all, no one really believes me when i tell them this kid is a scum bag. they continue to be friends with him, then when i'm around they just act like nothing is wrong.

I was packing up my gear when Druff texted me. once again, it took a random stranger, who I don't know, to talk me down. Mumbles did it in july right before my thread about my probation violation. i was halfway through a bottle of whiskey when i reached out to him to tell him if he didn't hear from me by the next few days, that i was gone. he left me a voice message. i still have it.

you guys might hate him, or troll him, but he came out of the woodwork, and helped. Druff and Drexel did tonight. Drexel took time out of his day while on vacation to text me. They know who I really am and what i've been through, as does Mumbles.

im really sorry i made this thread. it was in poor taste. but if i hadn't. who knows. i might've jumped into the expressway. but now i'm here, back home, sitting at my kitchen table typing this. turntables on the floor next to me. i just played a party. and everyone was happy, but I wasn't.


it's just after 3 am here.

thank you all for the kind words. it did bring a smile to my face. i figured it'd be a bunch of laterfags. 'Tine doesn't disappoint does he.


maybe i'll feel different tomorrow. maybe i'll feel better. maybe i'll feel just the same. only hours before day light. another day approaches, another one will pass me by.


PFA does keep me sane. in a weird sort of way i guess.

and to answer Adamantiums question as to how i found this place, I found it through pokerfuse. i heard the radio show, and signed up for the forum.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

To be clear, its hard for me to take a suicide threat seriously when the person making it is doing so on a forum thats currently just left of stormfront politically. But Id also hate to be wrong, so I rescind my :laterfag.



I'll also reconsider the severing of my friendship with Sol if you post again Larry, even tho Sol is so proudy.

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http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/...psc66cccb2.jpg

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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer

here's the thing.

one i'm drunk. very drunk. i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

am i on the edge? you betcha. i'm about as close to the edge as it gets at the moment. it sickening.

did i make this thread with the intention of really killing myself? yes and no. i live in a deep depression, only worsened by things i have to encounter in my daily life, like having to pee in a cup while some asshole with a high school education watches me, or having to share an elevator with my mortal enemy because we happen to be making a delivery to the same building at the same time.

worst of all, no one really believes me when i tell them this kid is a scum bag. they continue to be friends with him, then when i'm around they just act like nothing is wrong.

I was packing up my gear when Druff texted me. once again, it took a random stranger, who I don't know, to talk me down. Mumbles did it in july right before my thread about my probation violation. i was halfway through a bottle of whiskey when i reached out to him to tell him if he didn't hear from me by the next few days, that i was gone. he left me a voice message. i still have it.

you guys might hate him, or troll him, but he came out of the woodwork, and helped. Druff and Drexel did tonight. Drexel took time out of his day while on vacation to text me. They know who I really am and what i've been through, as does Mumbles.

im really sorry i made this thread. it was in poor taste. but if i hadn't. who knows. i might've jumped into the expressway. but now i'm here, back home, sitting at my kitchen table typing this. turntables on the floor next to me. i just played a party. and everyone was happy, but I wasn't.


it's just after 3 am here.

thank you all for the kind words. it did bring a smile to my face. i figured it'd be a bunch of laterfags. 'Tine doesn't disappoint does he.


maybe i'll feel different tomorrow. maybe i'll feel better. maybe i'll feel just the same. only hours before day light. another day approaches, another one will pass me by.


PFA does keep

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SOL YOU GET A PASS.


and welcome back larry.

i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

had no idea it was this bad

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Originally Posted by sonatine

To be clear, its hard for me to take a suicide threat seriously when the person making it is doing so on a forum thats currently just left of stormfront politically. But Id also hate to be wrong, so I rescind my :laterfag.



I'll also reconsider the severing of my friendship with Sol if you post again Larry, even tho Sol is so proudy.

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Shut the fuck up ok

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i just got done dj'ing a party for all the bike messengers in chicago. one of these bike messengers is the reason i'm in trouble, because he ratted me out to the police and got me in a lot of trouble, and almost killed by a gung ho narcotics officer with a machine gun. yes that does happen in chicago. I had to watch him accept an award for 3rd place tonight (sure third sucks right? but it's the podium, so it does mean something) and everyone i know clap for him. talk about gross.

had no idea it was this bad

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oh it gets worse.

the girl i took to the party went home with another guy, and now they're outside my house on my front stairs talking with my roommate.

talk about fuckin' bad beats.

yeah, try playing a freeroll with 20% kidney function

maybe i shouldn't drink so much when my mortal enemy is around to ruin my night.

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maybe i shouldn't drink so much when my mortal enemy is around to ruin my night.

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If we dump OSA will you reconsider?

i'd go see a shrink but my obama care won't cover it. (thanks obama) and in any case, PFA is cheaper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcB9wlmnDPY


glad my temporary insanity brought you guys together.

YOUNG LARR HEADED FOR THAT BIG 10 SPEED IN THE SKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMR5zf1J1Hs

maybe a bit more appropriate.

honestly even your suicide threads are the worst

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YOUNG LARR HEADED FOR THAT BIG 10 SPEED IN THE SKY

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