Believe it or not, he was actually normal.
He was at the Rio, so I came down and met him.
Here is proof:
Well, yes, that could be anyone, but that's really Mumbles.
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Believe it or not, he was actually normal.
He was at the Rio, so I came down and met him.
Here is proof:
Well, yes, that could be anyone, but that's really Mumbles.
R.I.P. Todd
I always thought Santa rode a sleigh not an 18 wheeler.
Spitting image of Brittnay, ney, nigh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Believe it or not, he was actually normal.
He was at the Rio, so I came down and met him.
Here is proof:
Well, yes, that could be anyone, but that's really Mumbles.
Is he in Vegas to take on Bull Hurley?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdC0-7at3s
He's prolly got better arm strength than me, but I've been hoarding trucker stench that is powerful enough to bring most folks to their knees when within arm's length of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Witness some of my uncredited handiwork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SgU3lLTP-o&feature=youtu.be
He looks like one of the guys Aileen Wuornos murdered.
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Originally Posted by Dan DruffBelieve it or not, he was actually normal.
He was at the Rio, so I came down and met him.
Here is proof:
Well, yes, that could be anyone, but that's really Mumbles.
looks exactly how i imagined tbh
What constitutes a made nigga around here?
Was Delaware? Ok, was Sonny? Garrett? Sparten? That meteorite that was ThisGuyIsWhat?
Clearly defined personalities that brought action to the table.
Is there room for the antihero? Is Tyde out there kissing babies?
Then there is Mumbles....
Will the vag/Lurker episode be remembered?
This post shall not constitute an endorsement or the solicitation for approval nor shall there be any implied encouragement.......
I just hope they used a condom
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Originally Posted by ToasterOven
there's gold down there somewhere
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Originally Posted by lewfather
https://www.twitter.com/santas18wheeler
Mumbles, what part of the country are you from? Druff, did he have a thick accent from wherever he's from in the country? I'm guessing you're from the pacific north west
What Druff doesn't mention is that he quickly snapped this pic to set off the flash to ward me off just as I was about to take a bite out of him after running up from behind...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffBelieve it or not, he was actually normal.
He was at the Rio, so I came down and met him.
Here is proof:
Well, yes, that could be anyone, but that's really Mumbles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVnz6hlC3pQ&feature=youtu.be
Why was Mumbles at the Rio?
Early on, mumbles claimed an East Coast upbringing, iir.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
He's been on radio, sounded normal. Unlike his posts.
Druff needs a professional railbird to follow him around and hear his wsop bad beat stories.
Cue sonatine's beard envy
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
MBs politics screams VT obv, but his beard and his job screams NH.
NSFW:
Translation
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Aka we are about to get sheboon'd again.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffBelieve it or not, he was actually normal.
He was at the Rio, so I came down and met him.
Here is proof:
Well, yes, that could be anyone, but that's really Mumbles.
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To bad we cant get a gif of a cock coming out of his beard then going back in....
Guys!!!!
It's not that sonatine isn't a suave well dresses gentleman
It's absolutely not the reason he's still in knockoff Armani Suits.
It's thar they literally don't make real ones in his size.
I swear to Jesus Christ that in 2012 he decided to stop being a pedo!!!
Cold Turkey!!!
But when he figured out that holding that young boy from Singapore hostage could get him suits he just regressed big time.
#wentbacktooldways. :( :( :(
After fucking this boy in all holes daily for 9 months he had aquire an astonishing 30 suits.
He got greedy and started to love that little butt hole more than anything. He selfishey ordered five suits in size that was two sizes too big for him just to prolong that tear lubed still has baby tooth rape train chugging.
BGC, I just merged your posts.
No consecutive one-liners please.
Shout out mumbles badly. You seem like a great person. Very nice as well. At the end if the day that blows any and everything else out of the water.
Have fun in vegas!!! If you are at rio and want the only possible dining experience where you don't feel gauged... Walk over to goldcoast breakfast buffet. Breakfast is unfuckupable.
I think with any player card it's like 6 dollars.
I got blackout drunk and somehow became a boyd gaming property equivalent of seven star in a 6-8 hour period so I thinks it's free is for me at this point but for a non degen having... sexy beard having... way whiter teeth than anyone ever saw coming dude like yourself I think it's six bucks.
Imagine sonatines skin crawling as he reads this in his basement dungeon
Still wearing that tight Armani suit that fit right in April.
The pants literally resembling skinny jeans.
Upstairs an emaculate living room/ kitchen area.
With a brand new laptop set on the vaulted mahogany dining table.
To present to "trick" friends and relatives.
That never come
Why do you care? You met BGC and then let him run wild for months, only when you told him to act normal did he become a legit top 5 poster. Now you let mumbles run around here like a decapitated chicken slamming on a keyboard, tell him to calm down and he still doesn't. You meet him in person and it'll be months before you realize how terrible he really is now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I say if you're going to let one guy fuck this place up, let everyone at this point. It's your site and it's painfully obvious you're going to do whatever you like regardless of what's blatantly in your face running this place for others.
Why not free fluffer?? Oh that's right, he wasnt ruining this place and posting some legit funny shit, but because he was ruining your experience you banned him... the mumbles fuck is ruining this place for everyone but since he hugs your nuts he's not banned. Think about that.
Shout out BeerAndPoker for pointing out that I hammered out that entire thing on a phone in one wave without stopping.
#neverhadtheclockcalledonhim
#ever
#literallynevereverbeencalledonme
#forreal
#okacoupletimesduringsex
#butiwasrealdrunkthough
#plusshewasntnewanymore
#carltonfiskmitt
#Referencetoherpussymumbles
BeerAndPoker is that journeyman COINTELPRO Agent schlepping around the forums with lowest most regressed version of my essence. He's that 40 year old pitching fucking 78 mph fastballs in rookie league with 17 year old Dominicans that cuckold him with his laughing daughters nightly. You are never gonna get called up. This is a piece of a piece of me. A blip. This is your legacy. Congrats.
Incase not obvious his duty is to be as gay as possible because my drinking and poker days should be over by now. If things went according to script.
Who is the guy at the Rio with face bandages with the poker fraud alert hat?
Matt the Ratt, iircQuote:
Originally Posted by Erin Micunt
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
No idea what that is about.
http://youtu.be/O_oOTQx04UA
Just realized part two must be included
http://youtu.be/qU5J-NAwkUg
Yeah I should always proofread. Fixed it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by limitlesNQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
No idea what that is about.
http://youtu.be/O_oOTQx04UA
Just realized part two must be included
http://youtu.be/qU5J-NAwkUg