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Yet another 'exclusive' thread where Rainman attempts to discredit and slander someone who has accomplished more, won more money, and is actually a contender in the mainstream poker community and not a running joke

That is, a joke to the small fraction of losers who even know in the poker world who know who you are.

Aside from viewers on Youtube watching Phil Helmuth bitch slapping your set of 3s with a flush

Or the obv retarded seat cushion spinning episode....which will define your awkwardness for eternity

Todd loves to start new poker threads on this jokesite bashing other much more likable and talented players than him

:to

For the record, I happen to think Justin Bonomo should have been ostercized and banned from the poker world a long time ago

But I find it comical that a much bigger and less accomplished dork like Rainman who has like a 1/10th of his career winnings feels it necessary to bash him

Todd as usual, you suck at life

Marty, a few answers to your brilliant commentary:

1) Justin Bonomo is a tournament player. I am not. He enters tons of high stakes tournaments all around the world. It would be nearly impossible for my tournament cashes to approach his.

2) I am not criticizing Justin Bonomo's poker play. He's a good player, and I have never said otherwise. So what do my results versus his have to do with this? They don't. STFU

3) I am calling out his personal behavior at the tables and social media, both of which have been widely criticized as of late.

4) If you think more successful players can't be criticized by less successful ones, then you shouldn't be allowed to criticize me, because my results blow yours away.

Warm regards

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

4) If you think more successful players can't be criticized by less successful ones, then you shouldn't be allowed to criticize me, because my results blow yours away.

Warm regards

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Let's compare his live career winnings to yours DORK

It never ceases to amaze me how you strive so hard to be relevant in the poker world by bashing others with far superior accomplishments

It's fucking scary how determined you are to validate your virtually nonexistent talents as a poker player

Just make sure you wear your sit and go bracelet during whatever events you brick out of this year

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Originally Posted by Tyde

Let's compare his live career winnings to yours DORK

It never ceases to amaze me how you strive so hard to be relevant in the poker world by bashing others with far superior accomplishments

It's fucking scary how determined you are to validate your virtually nonexistent talents as a poker player

Just make sure you wear your sit and go bracelet during whatever events you brick out of this year

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I'm not a poker fan boy to any high limit pro

But I do know Rainman rips on other pros with infinitely more success than he has ever imagined.

Todd you just bash anyone and everyone in the poker community

I don't think I've ever seen you write or say a nice word about anyone in the poker world.

This is what defines you as such a huge piece of trash. Your reluctance to say nice things about others

Back to the OP

Justin Bonono > Todd Witteles when it comes to personality and character flaws

It's not even fucking close

Aside from that fact, I think he has about 20 times your career winnings in the books and plays 10k circuit events on the reg internationally

While your whole life revolves around this failsite and doing 'radio' to prop up your massive ego

I have no idea what Bonomo's actual "earnings" are, because it's impossible to tell that for tournament players. The buyins (especially the $10k+ ones) add up quickly, there's HUGE variance, there's expenses, there's backing deals, etc.

Maybe he's balling big time, maybe he's close to broke and we don't realize it, and maybe he's somewhere in between. It's impossible to tell. I don't really give a shit, and that's not the topic of this conversation.

I will comment on anything or anyone if I see a reason to do so.

It's not like I am just picking on successful tournament pros. My thread topics range from the biggest name pros all the way down to the perpetually broke scammers.

The fact that I go back and forth with you should prove that I'm not only interested in picking on the successful.

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Originally Posted by Tyde

I'm not a poker fan boy to any high limit pro

But I do know Rainman rips on other pros with infinitely more success than he has ever imagined.

Todd you just bash anyone and everyone in the poker community

I don't think I've ever seen you write or say a nice word about anyone in the poker world.

This is what defines you as such a huge piece of trash. Your reluctance to say nice things about others

Back to the OP

Justin Bonono > Todd Witteles when it comes to personality and character flaws

It's not even fucking close

Aside from that fact, I think he has about 20 times your career winnings in the books and plays 10k circuit events on the reg internationally

While your whole life revolves around this failsite and doing 'radio' to prop up your massive ego

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I'm not really in the mood to do it myself but perhaps somebody can put together a list of all the poker Pros in the poker universe that Todd has ripped on for being inferior or inadequate on some level

This is coming from a silver spoon who happened to luckbox his way into one World Series of Poker bracelet with less than 500 players and now thinks his shit doesn't stink

Fucking asshole

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Marty what is your obsession with Todd all about?? It's quite worrying and seems to come alive any time you pop open a bottle of tequila.

Bonomo is a self-rightous S.O.B. and deserves to be shamed for constantly getting all high and mighty on his high horse.

To answer your question...

I despise Todd for living to shit all over people ....whether it be within the poker world, filing complaints for no toilet paper...or trying to to get subway employees fired for his tomatoes on the side.

Todd has nothing positive to offer...ever

This is not a nice person

Read my post idiot

I wasn't absolving Justin Bonono for being a cheater and apologist

Just stating a fact that Rainman is 10x the scumbag bonomo could ever hope to be

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Originally Posted by Tyde

To answer your question...

I despise Todd for living to shit all over people ....whether it be within the poker world, filing complaints for no toilet paper...or trying to to get subway employees fired for his tomatoes on the side.

Todd has nothing positive to offer...ever

This is not a nice person

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also, someone just got banned from the thread

lol removed from Bonomo topic

Why

Because I called you a spineless pussy ?

I apologize for nothing you self absorbed prick



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Has to ban me when his feathers get ruffled.

What a mamas boy for life


You fucking lightweight

well, I gotta say: another trump supporter down!


:noose


have a good night!

best wishes,
Larry

Muck how is your awesome life surfing PFA at 5 am from shitty ass Wisconsin ?

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Muck how is your awesome life surfing PFA at 5 am from shitty ass Wisconsin ?

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LoL you think i'm a dupe? and i'm in wisconson? wrong on both accounts brosef

Because I don't start every thread for you to ruin with your obsessive trolling of me.

I let you have your say, then I booted you.

Remember that when you ran a forum, you simply banned anyone who slightly disagreed with you.

You banned people for posting the fucking laughing guy clip art.

You pre-banned sonatine because you thought he was "hacking" your site while he was browsing it.

GTFO pockled hypocrite

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Why

Because I called you a spineless pussy ?

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Right on time again, your arguments make no sense to the topic and you're probably hammered. Can't wait to hear how sweet whatever trailer park is that you are living in, and see some sweet photos of your dog and the view. Just get to that and stop ruining other decent threads.

My money is still on a state park in Utah at some point, once he gets a DUI in Cali.

On the bright side, Marty, there has to be a clinic out there, somewhere, who is willing to pay you big bucks to study your crippling alcoholism.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Because I don't start every thread for you to ruin with your obsessive trolling of me.

I let you have your say, then I booted you.

Remember that when you ran a forum, you simply banned anyone who slightly disagreed with you.

You banned people for posting the fucking laughing guy clip art.

You pre-banned sonatine because you thought he was "hacking" your site while he was browsing it.

GTFO pockled hypocrite

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Druff you're literally a fucking idiot. This shit is so boring. Ban him and in 2 months you're gonna make a post that someone's coming back and to buckle our seat belts. It's boring, it's repetitive, and it's tired. You know how it ends up everytime. Stop doing it.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Because I don't start every thread for you to ruin with your obsessive trolling of me.

I let you have your say, then I booted you.

Remember that when you ran a forum, you simply banned anyone who slightly disagreed with you.

You banned people for posting the fucking laughing guy clip art.

You pre-banned sonatine because you thought he was "hacking" your site while he was browsing it.

GTFO pockled hypocrite

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Druff you're literally a fucking idiot. This shit is so boring. Ban him and in 2 months you're gonna make a post that someone's coming back and to buckle our seat belts. It's boring, it's repetitive, and it's tired. You know how it ends up everytime. Stop doing it.

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So what are you telling me to do? Ban him?

He's not banned right now. I just kicked him from a thread.

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Druff you're literally a fucking idiot. This shit is so boring. Ban him and in 2 months you're gonna make a post that someone's coming back and to buckle our seat belts. It's boring, it's repetitive, and it's tired. You know how it ends up everytime. Stop doing it.

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So what are you telling me to do? Ban him?

He's not banned right now. I just kicked him from a thread.

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You know the vig. You know what it is everytime. It's up to you how much trolling you want to deal with.

I realize the term "crippling alcoholism" is used for effect, but alcohol or any mood altering agent can be just the ticket for some. I admit fitting the definition of an alcoholic, but that applies only because people tend to categorize everything which then allows for comparison, which in turn can be used as a tool to prop up or put down.


Like everything else alcohol can create problems when abused, but the same can be said of many things, including the habit of talking too much(I'll keep this short). Preaching any form of abstinence or justifying foibles of your own is a waste of breath. It's happens every day of course and is the lifeblood of this forum but that's about it.

This post is the result of three days of virtually no alcohol consumption and look at the result.

Blah, blah, blah and not a chuckle.

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all apologies if you are not the above gobbler

Tyde are you still playing poker now that youre back in the Us?

When you fill your swimming pool with shit, and then bitch when you go swimming, well...**shrug**

We are way past the tipping point where it becomes more shit than pool btw.

Also, real talk, I can totally picture tyde sitting down at a poker table next to an attractive female and immediately making a series of "why are women stupid" jokes and then getting super pissed off when no one thinks he's funny.

Which discussion was it? Hope it wasn't the staking thread for wsop one.

And tyde sftu with your luckbox comment. Druff didn't luckbox into winning a bracelet. The fact he also got 3rd in another WSOP event during that same series is proof positive that he didn't luckbox. Regardless, wasn't your last big score the very definition of a luckbox tourney (ie some $3 buyin rebuy stars donkament).

Lol at you thinking you were having a discussion that was even remotely relevant to that thread. In reality, you were just polluting it with the same shit you've been babbling over and over and over again for the last couple of years.

Sad thing is you used to be somewhat creative and intelligent but now you just post crap. What happened to you? Did that cheap ass rotgut tequila you were guzzling down in Mexico rot your brain too? Or is your heart just not in it anymore and your attacks on druff these days are just some sort of weird muscle memory type of thing (like you see a druff post and instinctively have to call him a tard and you don't even realize you're doing it)?

Change his avatar to something embarrassing to him like the uncle allen gif whenever he starts acting like a bitch

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Originally Posted by Tyde

Has to ban me when his feathers get ruffled.

What a mamas boy for life


You fucking lightweight

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Tyde, I feel for you, man. Druff is so unfair!