Dèodorant

Perhaps the most underrated tool in the male wardrobe is a premium stick of dèodorant. It's criminally overlooked and overshadowed by cologne. Personally, if I could have just one, I would no doubt choose dèodorant. Now, not just any brand will suffice. Quite frankly, my mother has always had exquisite taste when it comes to fashion and personal care products, so it would be unfair of me to take all the credit here for this knowledge. I've had ralph lauren black, bvlgari, and chanel on rotation for as long as I can remember. I just got this new stick today:



Please share with the community what kind of dèodorant you employ.

Ultra FAG?

Ultra FAPPING CREAM?

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Originally Posted by Krypt

Perhaps the most underrated tool in the male wardrobe is a premium stick of dèodorant. It's criminally overlooked and overshadowed by cologne. Personally, if I could have just one, I would no doubt choose dèodorant. Now, not just any brand will suffice. Quite frankly, my mother has always had exquisite taste when it comes to fashion and personal care products, so it would be unfair of me to take all the credit here for this knowledge. I've had ralph lauren black, bvlgari, and chanel on rotation for as long as I can remember. I just got this new stick today:



Please share with the community what kind of dèodorant you employ.

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Uhh... There is no accent mark over the "e" in "deodordant". At least not in English.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/deodorant

Even truckers know that!

 

I keep thinking maybe you guys are being too hard on Krypt and then the kid posts the Elliot Rodger starter kit

Where's all of your Axe body spray at?

Krypt is a gift from god to druff

While I know that Krypt is real, if his persona is a long-term troll job, it would honestly be brilliant.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

While I know that Krypt is real, if his persona is a long-term troll job, it would honestly be brilliant.

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Seriously, get a fucking life

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

While I know that Krypt is real, if his persona is a long-term troll job, it would honestly be brilliant.

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Seriously, get a fucking life

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Go back to obsessing over Trump instead of me.

Druff can you make a PFA instagram account so Krypt can go post this stuff there?

Anyone laying odds on how long before the FBI is suing apple to unlock this filthy sand n-word's phone?

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

While I know that Krypt is real, if his persona is a long-term troll job, it would honestly be brilliant.

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I don't think it started off as such, but it morphed into one. I think Krypt is one of the better posters here.

Because of the cold weather in these parts antiperspirant is needed less than in more southern climes. However, I always have a can of Ask Antipersperiant on hand and will apply when axed to.

I bounce muh ass for ballers that buy 40 dollar sticks of deodorant!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/331730351609

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

While I know that Krypt is real, if his persona is a long-term troll job, it would honestly be brilliant.

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Objection! Ambiguity!

Does this mean you KNOW he's a person without other accounts? I want it to be real so bad.

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

While I know that Krypt is real, if his persona is a long-term troll job, it would honestly be brilliant.

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I don't think it started off as such, but it morphed into one. I think Krypt is one of the better posters here.

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He has been consistent from the start. If you think he has morphed somehow that just reflects your inability to process his work.

He defies traditional categories and has created his own brand.

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vanguard of the new generation of total shitposters
-Sonatine

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Sonatine and lol wow have never commented on Krypt and that serves as tacit approval. You know there is a bit of jealousy.


Krypt's genius is unrecognized and his hatred of us is under-appreciated.

Degree got this can, its like aerosal (lolsp?) but it goes on dry.

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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps

Degree got this can, its like aerosal (lolsp?) but it goes on dry.

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It's empty.

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

I don't think it started off as such, but it morphed into one. I think Krypt is one of the better posters here.

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He has been consistent from the start. If you think he has morphed somehow that just reflects your inability to process his work.

He defies traditional categories and has created his own brand.

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vanguard of the new generation of total shitposters
-Sonatine

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Sonatine and lol wow have never commented on Krypt and that serves as tacit approval. You know there is a bit of jealousy.


Krypt's genius is unrecognized and his hatred of us is under-appreciated.

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a guy not as nice as me might suggest that you go read a chart, find a candlestick, and shove it up your ass. I would never say that though.

Mitchum invisible solid. I am a very fertile man and my pits are constantly trying to lure bitches back to my van to fuck. No other deodorant/anti-perspirant can keep me from pitting out my shirts

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

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Originally Posted by gauchojake

I don't think it started off as such, but it morphed into one. I think Krypt is one of the better posters here.

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He has been consistent from the start. If you think he has morphed somehow that just reflects your inability to process his work.

He defies traditional categories and has created his own brand.

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vanguard of the new generation of total shitposters
-Sonatine

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Sonatine and lol wow have never commented on Krypt and that serves as tacit approval. You know there is a bit of jealousy.


Krypt's genius is unrecognized and his hatred of us is under-appreciated.

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He is essentially a young bottomset with an education (as opposed to drinking his way through 1.5 semesters at a community college)

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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit

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Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps

Degree got this can, its like aerosal (lolsp?) but it goes on dry.

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It's empty.

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I bought 2 cuz of sale (at Walmart).

Krypt is god, although its not as impressive as a high end flask to lure the ladies.

On a sidenote id be surprised if Krypt didnt sleep in the same bed as his mother until at least the age of 10

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Similar story. Growing up, my old man always used Speed Stick Gel, so obv that's what I used forever, but it never worked, it just turned my pit smell into something different, but still bad. I begrudgingly used Adidas and got a rash, Polo.. same. Came around to the Old Spice solid (not gel) and whammo, no more pit stank, no more leaks down my ribcage, no more red rashy pits. Axe solid works for me too though.

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Originally Posted by phantom

Krypt is god, although its not as impressive as a high end flask to lure the ladies.

On a sidenote id be surprised if Krypt didnt sleep in the same bed as his mother until at least the age of 10

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I usually keep Hot Damn 100 in said flask.

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Real talk: has a doctor ever evaluated your TSH levels?

I use Degree for Assholes. It works quite well.

Thread of da year

Extremely good standing up to sweat

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Originally Posted by Krypt

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

About two years ago, I was going through some anxiety and consistently sweating through shirts.

Tried some higher end clinical shit that guaranteed to prevent pit sweating, no good.

Then I just gave up deodorant. I was worried that I would stink, but no problems at all. The sweating stopped entirely.

I went back to Old Spice now and no longer have the sweating issue though.

White sticks always; that blue shit always gives me rashes.

There ya go.

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Real talk: has a doctor ever evaluated your TSH levels?

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I have blood work done annually, so if it's a separate test, no.

I was told that too much antiperspirant can actually compound the problem, completely clogging pores and causing heightened perspiration.

When i went cold turkey, the sweating stopped. It is no longer an issue now that the anxiety is controlled.

I used to wear those sleazy half sticks that would come with the cologne I would receive as Christmas gifts from distant relatives, but learned quickly that women don't really like men to smell like used car salesman on a first date.

Buy some Degree and stop trying so hard.

I use speed stick and drink great value bottled water.

But don't hold it against me Krypt, I was born to a lower middle class family.

I've historically put very little thought into my pits beyond $5 deodorants and hair trimming. I mean if we're putting my smell concerns into a ratio, I'd say it's about 5:1 the amount of thought I put into my pits vs my asshole, respectively.

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Originally Posted by Pooh

I use Degree for Assholes.

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Ah, that must be the one Chaps uses.

https://www.heinemann-dutyfree.com/m...8/1/818522.jpg