so is the new normal like, totally fucking up gaming console launches so no one gets one for months?

when nintendo shit dropped during the height of the plague shipping disruptions it was like oh ok thats fine, we just have to be patient for months and months but the ps5 has no fucking excuse.

they literally arent going to have enough units to hook people up until early 2021. like literally sony is blowing off christmas for the hottest gaming console in 7 fucking years.

why?

what possible logic is there for them having so few fucking units when they launched it?

and why is this somehow like a 'new normal' situation?

Well, there are no fucking games for it either.

tine you fat idiot do you remember 2005 when you were 41 you could not find a xbox 360 if ur life depended upon it

nerds literally camping out front of best buy for the 360 act like youve been here before idiot

i literally got one that weekend cuz i had a nerd camp out for me bought some dumbass game perfect dark or something cuz i had an hd tv in 2005 cuz i rolled like that in college and the xbox fucking broke like 2 days later and i had to do the return red ring of death nonsense simpler times my man

i caved and went to ebay for the new xbox

Uhhh are we playing apex legends now or right after now also I just got the worst haircut of my life 3 on the sides and she had no nuance up top with the scissors still tipped 8 but I'm furious

im literally running a clipper with a .5cm edge guard over my entire head every 4 months.

Sony and Microsoft have a new strategy in releasing new consoles.

They are going to release a thousand at a time so hustlers can resell them for thousands more just like Yeezy shoes or the Supreme clothing brand.

If you can't get one then you are not a rich douchebag.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIaDGfE0G2A

im seriously considering just paying the iron price for one on ebay or stockx at this point.

why are we playing video games on consoles these days?

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Sony and Microsoft have a new strategy in releasing new consoles.

They are going to release a thousand at a time so hustlers can resell them for thousands more just like Yeezy shoes or the Supreme clothing brand.

If you can't get one then you are not a rich douchebag.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIaDGfE0G2A

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another stupid fucking post from TheXRetard

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why are we playing video games on consoles these days?

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my tv is huge and nice.

fucking this hunched over pc gamers going mreeeeennnnnhhh you play on console shut the fuck up but seriously you are trash people enjoy that life jake

now how do we turn this into an apex legends game cuz daddy bear is pretttttty good drunk at that game

obviously when football is over im not a monster

not a drill im picking up one of those logitech steering wheel gear shift things and playing forza horizon 4 and im not going to get into details any time soon but suffice to say its literally because of the real estate market.

god fat sonatine with a little fake driving wheel staring into the void of his meaningless existence and not playing apex legends feels right

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god fat sonatine with a little fake driving wheel staring into the void of his meaningless existence and not playing apex legends feels right

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a mans gotta know his limitations.

im gonna go get a popeyes chicken sandwich but wow jace just wow forza horizon 4 jesus christ dude get it fucking together old man

lol @ having a popeyes anywhere near your residence

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There are some big names like Madden and such which are PS5 ready. Also the 5 is the first platform 100% backward compatable all the way from the 4 back to the original PS meaning no need to keep an older gaming system to play a favorite you like on a platform no longer selling or available of which I have a few myself. I kept my 3 because of a few games I liked but couldn’t play on the 4. Now I can get rid of my 3 and the 4 I’d be trading up with.

ok wait forza horizon 4 is xbox one only so this changes EVERYTHING

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im literally running a clipper with a .5cm edge guard over my entire head every 4 months.

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Wouldn’t a razor be easier and cheaper. 🤣 just saying. I mean come on Tine if your hair is being kept shorter then a 5 o’clock shadow and only ever 4 mon it’s time to embrace the inner Kojack.

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Because some people don’t want to shell out 3k to have a gaming PC with massive Cuda cores and some games aren’t available on Steam. For all I play game wise a PS5 is just fine. I’m not one of those playing every version of COD types. Hell I got bored with Star Wars MMPORG online. I wanted to be Luke or Vader and instead end up just some useless 64bit character. Meh. Not as fun. 🤣.

ok so apparently we are about gran turismo 7 or something but if we are keeping things 100 i just want to beat tyga's LA to LV 2.5 hour lambo run and i feel like the games going to be like wow cool stuff but how about we just drive around some random racetrack surrounded by pine trees 10 times instead

ok hol up gran turismo works with PSVR and PS4 PSVR headsets work on PS5 and shits starting to feel super right if we are being honest here.

get this man a fishing simulator and well never hear from him again

Very simple answer and you can thank all those whores back in fourth grade and their fucking cabbage patch kids.


Cabbage patch kids, as you may remember, were “THE” toy in the mid 80’s. They had absolutely no way of knowing that they would ever become our generations first true “must have” item. What the toy makers figured out on the road to Damascus was the critical shortage was the best demand maker they could ever ask for. It was common theory that a toy only had one Christmas cycle to sell unless it was a classic toy. By having such an in demand toy it made those stupid dolls in demand for 3 years. Even the second Christmas there were parents first fighting each other at rope drop at the local toys R us. It became more long term profitable to sell out completely and only give 75% of the people what they wanted. 25% would still kill for one and would actively bitch and moan if they didn’t get one. Then it parlayed info a asset collection game. Suzy was the shit because she had 5 dolls. Mary’s parents didn’t love her and lived in the ghetto because she didn’t have any. Status symbol for 10 year olds.

Fast forward to today and you got 50% of 14-50 year olds who will kill for a PS5. The other 50% parents don’t love them and by God they going to correct that ASAP.

literal riots at walmart:

https://www.radio.com/wwjnewsradio/n...-search-of-ps5

and in the UK gangs are hijacking delivery trucks to grab the ps5s en route to stores.

i’d rather read the poetry of pablo neruda

This could be part of the reason

https://www.thedrive.com/news/37995/...playstation-5s

walmart just nuked every trace of the ps5 console from their website.

im in a telegraph group that gets alerts posted to it when these fucking things pop up for purchase online (new, that is, not in aftermarket/auction sites).

the last time they were in stock was the 27th of nov.

i dont know thats wild to me.

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Got Popeyes tonight. So fucking good. No point to this post other than to say thanks Obama for inventing the Popeye's spicy chicken sandwich.

popeyes chicken, kfc biscuits... thats the dream team.

i dont know why i want to give the nod for mashed potatoes and gravy to kfc but i do.

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popeyes chicken, kfc biscuits... thats the dream team.

i dont know why i want to give the nod for mashed potatoes and gravy to kfc but i do.

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It’s important work you guys are doing. If Druff culls the chicken and makes a new thread I’ll have your back unlike my failure to back you with TheCrimm.

The stupid is just overwhelming these days on PFA and I need to pace myself.

Great OnlyFans marketing idea where the person gives away one PS5 to a random new subscriber.

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popeyes chicken, kfc biscuits... thats the dream team.

i dont know why i want to give the nod for mashed potatoes and gravy to kfc but i do.

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It’s important work you guys are doing. If Druff culls the chicken and makes a new thread I’ll have your back unlike my failure to back you with TheCrimm.

The stupid is just overwhelming these days on PFA and I need to pace myself.

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Nothing in KFC is good anymore. Only thing worth getting is that dessert chocolate chip cake with icing. That's it.

KFC is to Popeyes as what Blockbuster is to Netflix

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popeyes chicken, kfc biscuits... thats the dream team.

i dont know why i want to give the nod for mashed potatoes and gravy to kfc but i do.

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KFC's mashed potatoes shouldn't work but they're ridiculously delish. Also i'm super disappointed that it took decades on this planet before discovering Popeye's red beans and rice.