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Hahaha, can highly recommend the latest episode of the world-renowned 'Sports Betting Pays' podcast! He's still furious at people for leaving his inner circle. I don't know that he's ever been this desperate before, he genuinely looks flustered.
edit: Oh, and it goes without saying that he's wearing his golden knights jersey ready to go to the golden knights match, and that the golden knights lost 2-4. Not a good day to be part of the mitchell'''s family!
Bird Brain still slinging 50 cent betting on his way to a million dollars videos...inch by inch and it's a cinch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViD5IlqYhNY
Given Chrissy's nonsense video the other day [1200 chums, 98% quit within a month]
Doesnt that suggest he was accepting chums who didnt have enough of a bankroll to complete his colouring in book correctly, so its his fault?
Or you know: the maths of it means its just not possible to achieve realistic results, so its his fault?
I assume there must have been some chums who only wanted to do sports betting (hurr hurr) but it seems his default position was always "just go to spinny, cant lose 9 in a row and you'll profit with the mitchellgale"
Finally, other than his hurr hurr 98% quit narrative, what was the point in saying that?
We used to see plenty of familiar faces at his gaylord gangbangs or midget masterminds or whatever he called them, clearly there were more than 24 people staying for longer than a month.
He very much seems to be advertising "My system is so easy, anyone can do it" as well as "I"m completely special, I'm the only one who can get the results that I claim"
new fraudcast that he did upload to Spotify also https://www.facebook.com/reel/1824883628172529 i'll let ZD tear it apart, but it seems to me this could be an old recycled but i am not sure, the only thing i am sure of is, that it wasn't uploaded to spotify until now, the second one which is a short real i am pretty sure is definitely a recycled video about F.O.C.U.S. https://www.facebook.com/reel/2331449504035313
again the thumbnail is distorted but normalizes when you press play...
Happy New Year Folks!
Just a reminder, the Curse of the Billy Goat is Alive and Well rolling into 2026... folks!
Chrissy wears his cheap, no-name Knights Jersey and they haven't Won a SINGLE GAME THIS YEAR folks... let that sink in!
Where is Chrissy's new Spiral Piggy Bank Notebook with those winning sports picks for 2026???
About as non-existent as Chrissy's ownership of a home or a 2nd car!
Hey Chrissy, your court date for driving without a license is coming up soon! Don't forget to bring your "legal team" and wear your best grey sweat suit to the hearing, lol!
How'd that 100k win on the World Series go for ya Squirt??? About as well your "100K bet" the Dodgers "WON'T WIN THE WORLD SERIES"??? HAHAHAHA!
Chrissy with a new 11 minute video/podcast:
Two secrets that sportsbooks dont want you to know:
"Sportsbooks want you dumb, fall for their schemes and play their sucker bets"
Chrissy starts rambling that parlays and futures are sucker bets translation, Chrissy tried futures bets and got arse raped
Chrissy claims he has made over $1m in sports betting, every year, for 6 years straight.
Please, we know there is nothing straight about Chrissy
Lets also not forget the infamous NYE toddler tantrum where he said he was giving up sports betting: Why would he say that if he didnt get emotional, and if he was making $1m per year from sports betting?
Chrissy now literally makes an "appeal to authority" logical fallacy "hurr hurr, I iz smart, I iz good at dis, beleeb me!!!!"
Chrissy starts rambling about Draft Kings and FanDuel advertising fancy parlays during a game that will pay +500 he touchs his head (on his shoulders, not his tiny pecker) in a dramatic way...hurr.....hurr here comes wisdom
Chrissy starts rambling that +500 is the same as 500x your bet, so $1 bet would win $500
He then asks what are the odds of it hitting: Slim to None, and hurr hurr Slim left town last week
Two things with this: He's laughing at his own tired old joke and Slim left Chrissy well over 6 years ago not last week
Sportsbooks need your money to stay in business:
Isnt this true of all businesses?
Isnt the whole point of sports betting to offer bets that have a small vig in favour of the sports book?
Imagine the day Chrissy finally learns about Artbitage
At 3m25 Chrissy starts rambling about this is trying to get to your emotions.
4m45s Chrissy now starts to ramble about "Common sense" and looks up when he says it, hurr hurr common sense isnt common, hurr hurr.
Whoever helped Chrissy write these scripts (remember when he claimed he used to write them 6 months in advance) needs to go back to film school, or behind Wendy's dumpster or whereever Chrissy found them
5m15 Chrissy now claims the other secret the sports books dont want you to know is the very best bet is a good old fashioned boring money line
Chrissy now claims moneyline bets are what make him over $1m per year.
Good news if you had "check up from the neck up" on your bingo card for this nonsense clip.
6:15 Chrissy now claims the other secret is: hes a sports investor and all the losers are sports gamblers: Didnt Chrissy used to claim to be a great gambler? Didnt Chrissy claim investors are idiots for getting their 10% per year off the stock market?
Sure is a crazy topsyturvey world we live in
Chrissy starts rambling about gamblers try to get rich quick but go broke quicker.
He now BEGS for engagement "hurr hurr tell me below how much your bankroll is. I bets its below $500 hurr hurr"
Yeah, nobody other than maybe "I miss You Tube" and Vinh Tran will respond to Chrissy's desperate engagement pleas.
Chrissy also claims hes still flying on private jets, despite no evidence of this for a very long time.
Chrissy claims he has nothing to gain from this video and he isnt trying to sell anything.
Shame hes giving his cocksucker grin when he says this.
7m43 Chrissy claims you should set a goal of winning 1-2% per day betting on sports.
Chrissy still rambling that 1-2% per day adds up to massive long term wealth
Dont be a sharemarket investor and be happy with 10% for the whole year, aim to get that in your first week.
9m17s Ding ding ding "Golden Goose" if you had that on your bingo card.
Chrissy seems to forget all the times hes claimed to have run it up to $10k and fucked it away, or was it up to $100k and fucked it away, who knows, Chrissy lies like its an olympic sport,
10m Chrissy now starts rambling about betting on the home team and thinking its impossible they'll lose: is this why he keeps wearing Golden Knights jeresies and they keep losing?
So this was pretty much nonsense that did not include ads for his chums club or his colouring in book.
Entirely missable.
ZD did a Bang Up Job in his review, I specially laughed at the part where Chrissy says "The difference between Himself and 99% of the rest of the sports bettors out there is blah blah blah"
No Squirtstopher, the difference between YOU and 99% of Men Out there(the Straight Ones at Least!), is they didn't pull their Pud for Gay Porn sites for OVER a decade while getting Balder and Fatter in each installment, hahahaha!
They also didn’t put their ankles in the air and and spread their cheeks quite like little Kyle did! Lol!!
LET THAT SINK IN!!! I'm sure Bryan Ockert did... Squirt~!
Folks folks folks! I have once again, proven why I AM THE REAL GOAT!!!
Had I listened to a certain Masturbating Midget, I would have missed out on this Valuable Opportunity folks!
I just made… a whopping…. Massive… Life Changing 475% return on investment folks!
According to Chrissy, my betting App tried to Scam me and Cheat like the Casino’s’s’s Did to Squirty and the Chums 3 years ago In Chicago!
But I prove every single day that I am the Real GOAT and Chrissy is nothing but a Pud Pulling Pudgy Gay Porn Reject!
Should I sue the Casino for not paying me $475 on my $1 bet as the Bloat said they would???
Hurr hurr Documentation beats masturbation!
This picture was taken after Chrissy suffered another loss on the Las Vegas Golden Goose errr Golden Knights. No matter how many times Chrissy tries to win a sports bet, he simply cannot do it. He is cursed for life.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
ZD did a Bang Up Job in his review, I specially laughed at the part where Chrissy says "The difference between Himself and 99% of the rest of the sports bettors out there is blah blah blah"
No Squirtstopher, the difference between YOU and 99% of Men Out there(the Straight Ones at Least!), is they didn't pull their Pud for Gay Porn sites for OVER a decade while getting Balder and Fatter in each installment, hahahaha!
They also didn’t put their ankles in the air and and spread their cheeks quite like little Kyle did! Lol!!
LET THAT SINK IN!!! I'm sure Bryan Ockert did... Squirt~!
Folks folks folks! I have once again, proven why I AM THE REAL GOAT!!!
Had I listened to a certain Masturbating Midget, I would have missed out on this Valuable Opportunity folks!
I just made… a whopping…. Massive… Life Changing 475% return on investment folks!
According to Chrissy, my betting App tried to Scam me and Cheat like the Casino’s’s’s Did to Squirty and the Chums 3 years ago In Chicago!
But I prove every single day that I am the Real GOAT and Chrissy is nothing but a Pud Pulling Pudgy Gay Porn Reject!
Should I sue the Casino for not paying me $475 on my $1 bet as the Bloat said they would???
Hurr hurr Documentation beats masturbation!
I ask you, does Chrissy's face look like a happy and winning professional sports bettor? I don't think so! Bahahahahaha
Since Chrissy hasnt posted any nonsense yet, and since I didnt "review" it, I'm going to review that first clip: 11 minutes of nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Spoiler, I did skip through some of it to see if it was worth a watch, and yikes, its literal aids in parts.
First video above, Chrissy opens by telling us about the games that give the best odds at the casino.
He tells us he is a gambler [which naturally contradicts the nonsense he comes up with 2 days later because he cant keep his booolsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet straight].
Chrissy considers this to be a valuable question about which game has the best odds.
Chrissy tells us hes been gambling for 7 years and made and lost millions of dollars.
He almost brags he lost the millions playing slots and table games.
Remember all the times he kept telling us only greedy idiots play slots
Chrissy now tells us he'll tell us facts and give numbers about odds and probabilities and remember, numbers dont lie.
Chrisys claims the odds on slots are slim to none and slim left a long time ago.
Somehow its like Chrissy saw the future, or maybe read really old posts here where we pointed out he hasnt been slim in a long time
Naturally Chrissy is confusing odds with EV since slots do pay out small amounts quite often to keep people hooked.
Also why is Chrissy shit talking slots when he used to have youtube videos of him sticking $100 into a slot machine, winning and claiming that always happens to him? Did EV catch up with him?
Chrissy starts rambling about RNG.
Chrissy claims you could suck 100 dicks back to back, no no, he claims you could play 100 different slot machines and not win a penny on one of them.
Again, hes confusing winning with profit, which thanks to BWB, we know Chrissy often gets confused about.
Chrissy starts rambling about people losing hope in themselves and hit a big jackpot, get rich quick.
Claims no intelligence or skill is required
Chrissy forgets all the times he had videos of him playing slots
Chrissy now tries a different tactic: normally he loves negging his videos proclaiming how great he is and how much his viewers suck: now hes going with hurr hurr you real smart to watch my videos
Nah dawg, this is some of the best free entertainment around: a literal florida man (from Ohio) who thinks hes good at something but is abjectly terrible, telling other people how to be good at it.
Imagine how much money Chrissy could actually make if he had videos on pornhub telling young twinks the best ways to make money from old gay men, something he is actually well qualified to do.
And, its not like he needs to change too many stories, obv get rid of poor Stace, but otherwise, the story of the doctor giving him a car, various trucker shenanigans and his days of totally not gay swim team sessions are all there, ready to go.
Just do it Chrissy, make your new year resolution to live your most authentic life.
Now Chrissy starts to really dip into fantasy land
Chrissy claims he made Baccccky famous on Youtube and posted the most Baccccky videos of any influencer: shame we cant see any of those videos these days
He even claims if you ae familiar with Baccccky you probably learnt about it through him or his videos.
Chrissy claims the odds of banker winning is 51%
WizardofOdds states: he probability that the banker will win is 45.843%, player 44.615%, and tie 9.543% Source: https://wizardofodds.com/games/bacca...-deck-analysis
Who should I believe, a known halfwit who knows nothing about math, or someone with high knowledge and credibility in the field who can also show the math and simulations to support his statements?
No wonder Chrissy is a long term loser.
Chrissy has decided not to stop when he is slightly wrong, but go full retard. If only Stace had known Chrissy was like this before she allowed him to get her preggers.....
Chrissy now starts to tell us about American Roulette (you know, the version with 2 green zeroes, not one]
Chroissy actuall gets some math right: if you bet on two dozens, you have a 24/38 chance of winning, at 63%
Only downside, you arent going to make a profit from that idiot strategy which also explains why Chrissy is a long term loser.
Chrissy now drinks "his morning coffee" I think we know he is an idiot.
Imagine if Chrissy remembered European Roulette only has 1 green: his big boy odds increasde to 24/37 or 64.8%
Chrissy starts to ramble about sports: claiming some sports betting has a 95% chance of winning because hurr hurr itd be 100% but nothing is guaranteed
~7m23s Chrissy claims he is now 100% a sports bettor only: Dont be surprised if we see a Spinny or Baacky video after the 15th of Jan.
O and natch, Chrissy didnt mention Blacky because he has no idea how to calculate the odds for that, card counting or any strategy beyond "hurr hurr no bust hurr hurr".
Chrissy rambled about winning big on sports and rinsing it on table games, giving some or all of it back.
LOL: now he claims he stopped table games a coupla years ago
Chrissy now rambles he has a whiteboard (shout out to the whiteboard) with so many stats about teams.
I'm guessing cock length, how much Chrissy would love to suck them off and odds they'd be down for him are his big three
Chrissy rambles back to table games and claims he would only recommend spinny and baaaacccccky
What happened to Blaaaacky? What happened to his magical no bust strategy?
Why does Chrissy never mention poker? Does his outlandish antics on camera also happen on the felt? Does he try to act all butch and angry when someone gives him a bad beat? Is it simply any game that actually requires skill just too difficult for him?
LOLOLOL
Chrissy claims table games are just guessing
He now rambles about game plans for billionaires and entrepreneur and they dont like guessing.
Chrissy seems to have recanted his magical words of begging the ball to land.
Chrissy claims there are sports games that have a 95% of winning.
Whats the payout for those games Chrissy?
Chrissy still doesnt connect odds with payouts.
Chrissy rambles everything he has said is facts and if you dont believe him, do your own due dilligence
Why not mention where you got those facts from Chrissy
This is an interestingly weird video where Chrissy does make one change to his normal script: he tries to give the viewer a stroke-job rather than negging the viewer
I still wouldnt recommend it though.
Folks folks! The Real GOAT is Back again with another Fade Chrissy Bet!
Ya see, little Bald Masturbators who rent their entire lives, will tell you that Parlay bets are for suckers!
Considering the Fact that he was prominently featured on CockSuckersGuide.com, he would know plenty about sucking!
However folks, I once again provide Documentation over Midget’s conversation!
See that folks, I prove that I win every single day… that I post winning stubs here folks!
That proves I place these same bets on My Big Boy account where my elite chums constantly pay for bool sheet picks and then quit! But had they stuck it out like Chrissy stuck his fat arse out for gay guys, they’d be freakin millionaires!
Only 5 days til the next bday booty bash! Don’t forget your bankrolls at home or beg people for $5000 to play folks! Like a certain someone has on two non consecutive Chums club losing sessions!
You're just JEALOUS, DEAD BROKE AND A HATER!?!?!Quote:
Tariq Reed: I'm interested in becoming a paid member of the BWB Chum Club for winning sports picks, but how do us rubes know whether you're actually losing 9 out of 10 bets but just showing us the 1 winning ticket to fool us into joining?
Just Shut your Mouth, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS AND COPY ME HURR HURR HURR!?!? Look at me holding up this plate of Nuggets and that PROVES I win every Single Day and am a Millionaire!
Cuz ONLY Millionaires an afford Chicken Nuggets, Nachos and Disco Fries for Dinner to become the Fattest they've ever been!!!
#BROKE LIFE BABY
@ Tariq Reed: Just imagine one of his former chums who paid hundreds or thousands of dollars for roulette and baccarat coaching and strategies now seeing this video where CM admits it's all just guessing. Ouch.
Well, guessing, mitchellgaling and praying the ol 10 in a row does not hit.
CURSE OF THE SQUIRT CARRIES ON INTO 2026!!!
Well, it appears that Masturbator Mitchell is starting off the NEW Year the same way he starts EVERY SINGLE YEAR... a LOSER!
Here is Documentation that Squirty LOST all his Bets yesterday!
Since he wore a BJ's jersey, he not only admitted he likes giving Truckers Blowies for rides, but he CURSED the poor Columbus Blue Jackets into losing in OT to the red hot Penguins!
He also CURSED the Avalanche, the Devils annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the Favored Golden Knights who lost against the limp dick Blackhawks!!!
Making Chrissy a Total Loser yesterday!
I would also bet he fired off a Big Boy bet on the Ravens to cover and was Pulling his Pud during the Last Field Goal attempt by Baltimore only to come up limp again and unable to Squirt a Big Load of Winnings for his Birthday in 4 days!
Perhaps he can pull the Old "Left My Bankroll at Home" routine this time???
Or he can tell Nam Douche "Hurr hurr I'll give you a Year's worth of sports pick for $5000" and then puss out of the agreement like the Pussy he is!
Footage of Chrissy's last trip to the casino:
We know its him as observers were noted as saying "I thought it was a small fat child"
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsuc..._life_savings/
It has been over 36 hours since Chrissy posted his last Facebook video. In all that time, he only received one Like. One Like from himself. Bahahahaha
Doing 1st Grade math, that equates to One Like in a day and a half. Even Chrissy's brother wouldn't give him a Like. Don't even ask about Stacy as deep down she cannot stand the bald bastard.
No question that the 2026 PLUMP Chrissy is a has-been. An unloved reject. An exposed lying scammer who has never known the feeling of success as a homeowner.
Five decades of being a loser who has been forced at times to move in the middle of the night because he couldn't pay his rent for several consecutive months.
I can just picture Stacy plopping little Bubs into his baby buggy with his hockey skates dangling on the ground. Stacy looks over her shoulders while scurrying off into the night under a full moon to Chrissy's rental card that is parked two blocks away from their apartment.
Stacy's heart must have been beating so fast that the veins in her forehead and neck were churning blood like a hamster running on the wheel in her cage. Stacy was sweating bullets as she was hoping to avoid running into the property manager and being called a deadbeat mother (which she is). Just ask ULD.
At least Stacy knows that goat life is about avoiding Chrissy's creditors and her humbling experiences of having to ask her father for yet another loan.
Hey Chrissy, multimillionaires can easily afford to pay their rent. Especially when the rent is a measly $2,500 to $3,000 per month. Just admit it publicly as barely anyone watches your boring videos.
Since no one gave your last video a Like, I would say you are stuck in a deep pile of dog poop and no way to pull your pud out of it.
New "clip" From Chrissy:
Just pictures of him and bubs, and some live action, at the hockey rink, with we are the champions playing over it.
Words on screen include Chrissy preparing Bubs for a career in the NHL (sounds like a j.o.b / dream to me)
Chrissy spending thousands each month on Bubs
and blah blah blah.
amazingly it has _2_ thumbs up in 2 hours.
1 of course is Chrissy, the other is..................Stace.
Photos and Videos of kids is a sure way to get your posts cheap likes and views, people apparently like kids... whoulda thought?Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I think it was either Mumbles or Bart the Rube Trucker that said "He only posts stuff about NVB to tug at the heart strings of potential suckers"
I beg to differ, these are clearly aimed at Poppa Paul Mitchell to say "Look Daddy LOOK! I'm better than YOU and I love my son and spend time with him unlike YOU, cuz you Never Did this for MEEEEE!?!"
Shoutout to the OG Bloat Paul Mitchell!
#PedoPornStache
And, Chrissy has another new clip up
I am unfortunately busy with other nonsense right now but I'll review it later today or tomorrow.
Watching first few seconds and jumping ahead randomly:
Chrissy reverts back to being a sports bettor, not an investor, Chrissy rambles about not being emotional when betting, Chrissy tells some stupid story "hurr hurr I live in Vegas, dress up as a golden knight but sometimes I bet against the vegas teams and locals cant understand it, hurr hurr".
Much like BWB's excellent picture of Chrissy and chums praying over their money, and one chum saying "Well, I'll never see this again", this definitely wont be 11 minutes of my life I'll ever get back if I review it.
@Druff, if you check this thread here shortly... i sent you a message...
Holy cow. The lies in today’s video are even at a new level for him. He actually claims that he attended all the Stanley cup final games last year and that he wore an Oilers jersey in Miami. Yes he was there for two games (no evidence he was at any other games there or in Edmonton) and there are photos on Mike Schulkins page from the games and Chrissy wore Panthers jerseys (different ones) in all of them. He also implies that Schulkins is in the inner circle and went against his picks because he’s a fan of the Panthers. Chrissy says anyone who is a fan of a team is a dead broke loser. So is he now saying his boy Mike…who has tons of money and owns a couple of nice houses is a broke loser?