IS SEALS WITH CLUBS DONKDOWN??? (Update: Micon charged with a felony in Nevada)

Let's stop the crapposting in this thread.

I realize that 98 pages of quality is hard to attain, but I think we've done pretty well so far (minus the posts I've already moved out of here).

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Let's stop the crapposting in this thread.

I realize that 98 pages of quality is hard to attain, but I think we've done pretty well so far (minus the posts I've already moved out of here).

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Would love to have a cameo by azzclown quoting everyone and replying 'I told you so' for the next 7 pages.

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...8&d=1424559798

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Originally Posted by Drexel

Should I do it? Is it time?

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~ 05-08-2015, 03:16 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggA...ature=youtu.be

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by simpdog

That error appears when I try to donate.

Either that or they have banned me (which is possible since I had two payments not go through due to fake names....odd how my original still was fine though).

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He probably raised hell with gofundme about your various troll donations and they found a way to ban you.

You might be the first person ever to have been banned from donating to gofundme.

Congratulations.

I bet that when they built their system, they never had troll donations in mind as something they would have to deal with.

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Srsly, if this is true, simpdog deserves a title worthy of such an accomplishment.

:solidgold

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Let's stop the crapposting in this thread.

I realize that 98 pages of quality is hard to attain, but I think we've done pretty well so far (minus the posts I've already moved out of here).

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This thread absolutely delivers.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Let's stop the crapposting in this thread.

I realize that 98 pages of quality is hard to attain, but I think we've done pretty well so far (minus the posts I've already moved out of here).

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This thread is truly Druff's baby

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Originally Posted by jacosta24

LOL YOU MICON HATERS MUST LOVE THAT I STARTED THIS THREAD

OVER 100K VIEWS

ALL HAIL JACOSTA

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Oh Jermaine, you fucking cock sucking crackhead. I hope you know how bad the dealers and floor at the Pechanga want to 86 your crackhead ass out of there. Go tweak some more faggot!!

I have played with you on several occasions and nobody is laughing with you. We are laughing at you.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

He also clearly isn't going to raise anywhere near 100k, unless he uses the gofundme to launder his own bitcoin (which isn't a bad idea, actually).

This is a total "law of diminishing returns" thing, where the people likely to donate will do so at the beginning, and after that it slows down tremendously. He will get a few hundred here and there from people who find out about it a bit late, but that's pretty much it.

The $3900 he's raised (and $1000 of it is very suspect, as it appeared within 20 minutes of him starting the campaign) will do very little for a lawyer like Chesnoff/Schonfeld.

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That error appears when I try to donate.

Either that or they have banned me (which is possible since I had two payments not go through due to fake names....odd how my original still was fine though).

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Dutch reported last night that a friend of his also had hard time donating (unless simpdog is the person in question):

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@BryanMicon had a buddy try to donate and they got an error message. Just heads up.

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https://twitter.com/DutchBoyd/status/599395541877796865

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Originally Posted by Shizzmoney

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Originally Posted by simpdog

That error appears when I try to donate.

Either that or they have banned me (which is possible since I had two payments not go through due to fake names....odd how my original still was fine though).

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Dutch reported last night that a friend of his also had hard time donating (unless simpdog is the person in question):

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@BryanMicon had a buddy try to donate and they got an error message. Just heads up.

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https://twitter.com/DutchBoyd/status/599395541877796865

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lol not friends with Dutch. But apparently that also would mean I'm not badass enough to get banned from gofundme

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Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins

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Originally Posted by jacosta24

LOL YOU MICON HATERS MUST LOVE THAT I STARTED THIS THREAD

OVER 100K VIEWS

ALL HAIL JACOSTA

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Oh Jermaine, you fucking cock sucking crackhead. I hope you know how bad the dealers and floor at the Pechanga want to 86 your crackhead ass out of there. Go tweak some more faggot!!

I have played with you on several occasions and nobody is laughing with you. We are laughing at you.

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Haha please add plenty of elaboration to these claims.

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Originally Posted by DRK Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggAXSv53Qc&feature=youtu.be

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Ah, I didn't realize you were a fellow Redditor, kind stranger!

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comme..._is_a_phaggot/

This is a very dank meme indeed, and I'm not sure there are many intellectuals like ourselves here that can fully appreciate it. This gem totally nailed it, however it is also problematic for its homophobia, cultural appropriation, ableism, and reinforcement of the patriarchy. Please check your privilege.

Hey Stewart. How is the no fap thing going for you?

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

Hey Stewart. How is the no fap thing going for you?

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I nearly relapsed after the Washington Wizards lost the sportsball contest! Here's my latest update:

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Originally Posted by Stewart Wiggins

DAY 267

This arduous journey is beginning to take its toll. Today a fetching new barista served me my fair trade soy macchiato. I got extra cream in my skinny jeans.

The simpletons at PokerFraudAlert could not begin to fathom the depths of my plight. Only my fellow /r/nofap warriors at le Reddit share my pain, but our numbers are dwindling. The Fappenning has nearly destroyed us.

I have taken refuge in my parents' pool house, soothed by the warm glow of a monitor and the dankest of memes. I fear it will not sustain me.

If any supreme gentlemen read these words and hold me in their heart, have my dying voice. And in this harsh world, draw your breath in pain to tell my story.

The rest is silence.

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Thanks for the inquiry, good sir.

*tips fedora*

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Originally Posted by Stewart Wiggins

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Originally Posted by DRK Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggAXSv53Qc&feature=youtu.be

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Ah, I didn't realize you were a fellow Redditor, kind stranger!

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comme..._is_a_phaggot/

This is a very dank meme indeed, and I'm not sure there are many intellectuals like ourselves here that can fully appreciate it. This gem totally nailed it, however it is also problematic for its homophobia, cultural appropriation, ableism, and reinforcement of the patriarchy. Please check your privilege.

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DRK's posting it here brought it to an audience where these virtues are better appreciated.

back to the masses Wig

Looks like gofundme has shut Micon down!!!!!!



UPDATE #3 0 MINS AGO
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For reasons they will not disclose GoFundMe has stopped funding me.

So if you feel like giving me monies, it will have to be the cryptographic version:



(Remembers why I am a Bitcoin advocate)

Thanks to all who have shown support in any way during this tough time.


http://www.gofundme.com/t7q32aw

That's tomorrow's $500+$30 8 Game gone for a burton then.


$11 Sunday Storm it is then I guess.

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Originally Posted by SenseiKreese

Looks like gofundme has shut Micon down!!!!!!



UPDATE #3 0 MINS AGO
Be the first to like this update
For reasons they will not disclose GoFundMe has stopped funding me.

So if you feel like giving me monies, it will have to be the cryptographic version:



(Remembers why I am a Bitcoin advocate)

Thanks to all who have shown support in any way during this tough time.


http://www.gofundme.com/t7q32aw

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Too lazy to look. Do the GoFundMe terms & conditions prohibit known criminals?

Good thing Bitcoin doesn't.

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

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Originally Posted by SenseiKreese

Looks like gofundme has shut Micon down!!!!!!



UPDATE #3 0 MINS AGO
Be the first to like this update
For reasons they will not disclose GoFundMe has stopped funding me.

So if you feel like giving me monies, it will have to be the cryptographic version:



(Remembers why I am a Bitcoin advocate)

Thanks to all who have shown support in any way during this tough time.


http://www.gofundme.com/t7q32aw

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Too lazy to look. Do the GoFundMe terms & conditions prohibit known criminals?

Good thing Bitcoin doesn't.

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Sort of, yes. Someone posted it a few pages back. The T&Cs do not allow campaigns to be run to fund criminal defenses.

500 pages.