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So let’s see…having a job takes no skill? Really? So you’re saying that employees hire people. Ecuador they have no skills? That makes absolutely zero sense. Being uneducated is something that takes no skill. Scamming people..while I suppose it does take skill…is another form of trying to take the easy way out.
I like how he talks about Bubs' "friends".
What friends? The kid is constantly alone with them. Never another kid in sight, and definitely no toys around.
Imagine being homeschooled by Chrissy, a dropout who can't do basic math.
Chrissy never stops to explain why a guy making "a million dollars a year" doesn't own any property, and had to go to Big Daddy Foster to co-sign his shitty vehicle. And why does this "millionaire" only have one car?
Funny how Chrissy never shows a single sportsbetting slip anymore. At least in the past he'd occasionally flash a $20,000 slip when he's in full degen mode. Now he's so broke that even his big boy bets are small time.
Also, Chrissy, can we get some testimonials from people who have learned your winning system, and become millionaires themselves? I'm not talking about shill MLM scammers you knew from the past, or people who get lucky on session #1 and say that you made them money. I mean people who have become rich by "copying your bets" and employing your strategies.
Where are they, Chrissy? You've been at this for 6 years now, right?
Upcoming in 3-2-1…..paid testimonials from people he made “rich”. You just gave him a new idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Then again he’s so broke he can’t hire anyone other than a homeless dude he will blow for it.
Let's get testimonials from past clients and check in with Cum Bum Chum Alums like...
1) Brandon Wingerter - Currently dealing with ID fraud and someone stealing his Mr. Quick Prick Locksmith business identity and getting customer information pretending to be him!!!
2) Dave Pruett - Gone into Seclusion since Chrissy extorted him for $5000 and probably going to stay in seclusion since a there's Child Rapist in the news that shares his name!
3) Zach Jones - Was last seen Begging for Gift Cards after the birth of his child and couldn't make ends meet at his last scam job selling Zoom Meeting tickets for MLM pyramid scheme Fake Gurus! Still Trustin that Process!
4) Chris Bird Brain - Currently working the Graveyard Shift at Boomtown Casino in Biloxi with his Male Order Bride and then doing door dash at 5AM when they get off their dead end J.O.B. to pay for his 50 cent roulette addiction.
Yup, these folks sure figured out how to Beat the Casino's's's and live dat Colt Life like their Masturbating Midget Mentor!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
There's also sad video footage of him "working out" at some hotel gym wearing Jorts and a Fanny Pack.Quote:
1dollarboxcar: oh my, them bird brain pics are hilarious...
He basically picks up some 5 lb dumbbells and does like 4 overhead reps before getting tired and leaving. Guess he IS like Chrissy in they both Lost their asses at Casino's's's and Give up on Any Fitness Challenges within days, lol!
There's even more sad pictures of Mr and Mrs. Bird Brain eating Korean BBQ while doing Door Dash at 5 AM AFTER their J.O.B. lets them out. She is also grateful for not having to do Overtime at Boomtown Biloxi, which I would think pays better than Door Dash would? Then again, what's time and a half on $5 an hour? Like $2.50 extra for watching Dead Broke Douchebags like Chrissy piss away their weekly allowance on Roulette and Baccarat?
Boomtown Biloxi must be REALLY desperate for employees if they will allow an immigrant on a Tourist Visa to work their night shift after only being in the country for 5 months now? DoorDash could probably care less as 90% of their drivers ARE immigrants on tourist visas!
Chrissy claiming he doesn’t have a single person in his life today that was in it 7 years ago…because he’s successful and they aren’t.
Ummm…Stacy?
Ummm…Drew (sort of)
Ummm…Mr Foster
Ummm…all his MLM “friends”
Chrissy is all talk with little sense.
here's the video https://www.facebook.com/reel/1532736004741580Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
So funny to see a broke scammer make an arrogant video about how "success is the best revenge".
Who in the world believes Chrissy is successful at this point?
Maybe Betonline, as he SUCCESSFULLY brought many suckers over to that site to chunk off their paychecks on baccy, spinny, blackjack, and ploppy sportsbets.
"I'm so successful, I don't have any friends." Tight life.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
Folks, I went on day 306 of my Piggy Bank Spiral Notebook and have DOCUMENTATION of the Bets placed by Chrissy and the Circle Jerks!
This is Based on the Cheap Jerseys that Squirty wore this week, which Proves beyond the Shadow of a Doubt that you put Money on that team and placed $375,000 without a bet slip to further prove it!
Just trust me, God's Honest Truth! I swear on my father's eyesight! How could I Be Lying Folks???
"New" clip from Chrissy on FB:
Toy money counter, him bent over in his green hoody with his mouth open looking like a complete retard for over 15 seconds.
Whole clip is 21 seconds.
Had sound off but didnt seem to be any of value.
Cli implies you can get fake money, toy money counter and impress the friends you no longer have by running 25k through it.
Tight life.
Wow. He had to go all the way back to August 12, 2022 to find today’s recycled video. Yee he’s implying for you that the cash is what he just won yesterday.
^^^here's the video^^^ i'm pretty sure it's an old one ...again https://www.facebook.com/reel/1185515703549485
and it won't embed to play locally and is giving me like a copyright error, so Krissy Cakes must of adjusted his settings to not allow sharing to external sites...
So let's get this straight. Chrissy doesn't bother with things from 7 years ago, but he does bother to post old videos from 3 Years ago???
I guess when you talk a big game and can't even come close to backing it up, you have to resort to such contradicting actions!
Remember, he's RICH, he doesn't need YOUR money.
He just needs you to donk it off on BOL and then he gets 35% of that to pay his Rent whenever Sugar Daddy Foster tells him to Fuck Off!
That way, he can feel like he EARNED the money, instead of begging for it like he did to so many Sugar Daddies of Old!
Also seems like he's dropped the whole Goat Life phrase and trying to make it a thing! Besides the occasional Hash Tag or blowing himself by saying he's The Goat, he pretty much failed at getting Goat Life over so now it's gone faster than his hair!
Thanksgiving is just around the corner, will there be an Ohio run to Daddy Foster's house to beg for money...?? old man Paul Mitchell is probably Thankful Krissy Cakes is no longer in his life....
He's probably happier Stacy is going to be 50 in just 4 days!!! That means Free Social Security Money to play online Spinny and Baccy in just a dozen years!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd in 12 years NVB will either get Drafted by the NHL or be like his Dumbass Dad and be a desperate 18 year old Pulling His Pud on the Couches of Gay Guys!!! My vote is on the Latter folks! It's a VALUABLE OPPORTUNITY for the little Ookster!
So either way Chrissy has a new Meal Ticket to leech off and he could even hit the Trifecta if Bob Foster kicks the bucket by then and leaves Stacy half is measly 249K net worth!
#LEECH LIFE BABY!!
Krustaford dropped a new video that is pretty damn funny. Well I think it is. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaX7jKvZb68
The fact that he has now not once, but twice recycled old videos of him flashing money in the course of a week, combined with the visible distress in his facial expression of his recent videos, leads me to believe he's likely more broke than he has been in several years. Having to dig through the archives to find a video of yourself proving you have a measly 25k has got to be a rather depressing task.
I wonder if he's also in debt. A very common thing among gambling addicts clinging onto their dreams is taking out loans, which only takes you deeper into the quicksand, becauase now you're being taxed by both the house edge & loan interest.
He's a Delusional Idiot, Always Has Been, Always Will Be!Quote:
Tariq Reed: I don't think CM's math counts his losses. So if he wins $1 million (or only $10K) per year and also loses $1 million (or $10K) per year, he rationalizes that he made $1 million even though the net outcome is zero.
Member when he used to count his Original Bet as part of the "Winnings"??? He would say some stupidity like "Hurr hurr, your original bet counts as part of the losses cuz durr hurr you Lost that money when you bet it and then Won it back Plus Profit! So you count it towards the total derrrrp!?!"
Same way he convinced himself he wasn't doing Gay Porn! Chrissy in 2020 with his hand on the Bible "What is Porn??? What is GAY??? Gay is when a Man and another Man have Sex, is it not folks??? I didn't have Sex with a Man On camera and I didn't have sex with a Man Off Camera"
"Folks, I just spread my cheeks, stuck my fingers up my butthole and Pulled my Pud on a Gay guy's bed, while he filmed me and Pulled his Pud and then made Gay Porn with other Pud Pullers on that same bed! What's GAY about that folks???"
Also, Lol at him trying to position the old videos as if he made that money on Sports betting, even though it clearly has him lying about making the money in Baccy and Roulette, when we know NONE of it is true and those are his funds from scamming suckers like Branko, Brandon, JC Barber, Bird Brain and the rest!
Oh yea, ONLY 3 MORE DAYS UNTIL STACY TURNS THE BIG 5-0!!!
Why hasn't Squirty given us a sneak preview of the Millionaire Birthday Bash with Special VIPS and High Rollers he planned for... Oh Riiiight!
This is very likely correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
The video where he admits to losing "10 out of 11" and "2 million dollars worth of tickets" is likely based upon the fact that he really is losing.
Chrissy's "losing" videos are never fiction. When he goes on his occasional ploppy run ups, he can't stop crowing about how great he is. The depressing "I lost but it's part of the process" videos are always indicators that things aren't going well.
How annoyed must he be when he sees that BWB frequently predicts his exact losing action?