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Annnd the Curse of the Billy Goat has now taken another in its tiny, crooked, shrimp dick path!
Chrissy wears an Avs jersey, and wouldn’t ya know their undefeated streak ends in a shootout!
Plus several other upsets tonight in the NHL that I just happen to have documentation showing Chrissy’s losing bets and how his Loser aura rubbed off on the Avs and anything else he touches!
See there it is folks, documentation beats masturbation!
#Curse of Chrissy
Billy Bloat leaving for Toronto with the Fam, posted a picture of him and Bubs at the airport and then a short clip of the plane taking off, i would assume the Skank took the pic, they got their Dodgers jerseys on, so i'm gonna do a very light sprinkle on Toronto, i hope he gets his ass kicked in Toronto for parading around in the Dodgers jersey....
He's begging people to join his inner circle every few minutes in his latest episode. Also said he went into debt $500,000 to "keep his sportsbetting dream alive", dunno if this means he's actually gone into debt recently, or if he's reconstructing his origin story.
Yup, almost a 5 hour flight from Vegas to Toronto + 3 hours jump for the time difference. He wouldn't cut it so close as it would not allow him to run up to the expensive seats and then run back to his cheap nose bleed seats before security caught him loitering!Quote:
TheRivers: He never actually says he’s going to Toronto. And since the plane didn’t take off till after 1pm Eastern time it’s doubtful he’d make it there in time for game 1 tonight. I think he’s going elsewhere and just wants you to think it’s Toronto.
Not saying THIS is his flight, as the little Dead Broke Douchebag ONLY flies Spirit Airlines, the preferred flight of Fake Millionaire Frauds everywhere!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahaha
Curse of the Billy Goat Day 26:
Chrissy put on his Cheap Dodgers hoodie and wuddya think happens??
Dodgers getting pummeled late in the game!
Cursetopher strikes again!
Bahahahahahahahahahaha
Sorry Druff!
Hurr durr I bet 200k the BJs won’t make me money folks!?! Only BJs from old guys are what I pay for folks!?! - Chrissy 2025
#Bloat Life Baby!
So much for Squirty making dat 100K THIS World Series.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-100K last year on his way to minus 200K... in his bald fat head of course~
i know i lost the last one but that's 3 out of the last 4 though, it wasn't enough for my regular xl pizza from the local pizza joint... but almost... 😜... plus Krissy and the dumb dumbs lose again... mitchellgale that shit tomorrow night bro, better yet try and get it back on college football early tomorrow afternoon...Quote:
they got their Dodgers jerseys on, so i'm gonna do a very light sprinkle on Toronto
So where’s the update from Chrissy and the Squirts about getting closer to that 100k in winnings?
Much like his 90 day Million dollar challenge and the most recent 30 day running challenge because Chubbstopher is the fattest he’s ever been, it’s just another…
COMPLETE LIE… huh huh huh huh?!??!
Annnnnnd Big Black Dudes are back on the menu folks!
#Colt Life Baby!
sorry to interrupt the main program, but if you are interested in the White Boy Baccarat Chronicles you will definitely want to see the new update... it starts off pretty crazy and just gets crazier and crazier to totally crazy towards the end... i don't want to give it away...
https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...=1#post1173824
Since Pudstopher is too much of a Pussy to show his Losing Sports picks and probably “switched gears” and bet on the BJs last night, hence no Celebration dinners consisting of Nachos and Mozzarella sticks, the preferred choice of Food for Celebrating Millionaire Frauds everywhere!
I thought I would Document Masturbator Mitchell’s picks from Last Night!
See that, once again documentation beats Masturbation and that’s all Chrissy has left since he can’t post any sports picks and is banned annnnnnd too broke to play high limit games in Vegas Casino’s’s’s!
#FRAUD LIFE BABY
Claiming a 35% return on whatever he bet yesterday but also says he won 5 of 6 bets. He won that many yet only got a 35% return? That means either all 5 of those wins were heavy favorites or he got crushed on the one game he didn’t win.
But as usual…he’ll tell you he won yesterday but isn’t sharing what he lost the previous day when Toronto beat LA. So this idea that you will make a higher rate of return compared to the stock market is ridiculous because while you may have 35% winning days you will also have 100% losing days. All of these sports touts are the same (Sean Perry, Cody Covers, Vegas Dave, Bender, etc.) and Chrissy is just following the same script
Oh…BTW…it was Texas where he traveled to..or at least that’s Houston airport he’s walking through in the video today.
The Rivers mentioned several sports touts as being scammers. I completely agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
That said, I stumbled onto this old Italian guy who has a You Tube Channel named Tony The Prophet.
He doesn't charge for his picks and I think he only handicaps NFL games. Last week he was 4-0.
Easy to confirm since his video from last week is available.
I got a kick out of Tony's method of using a note pad to keep track of his bets and other capper information. Does this remind you of anyone we know? heh I am not criticizing Tony for keeping records with a pen and a note pad. Some older people are scared of computers and the thought of learning something new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2LE62AYcdI
Folks, I have more Documentation that Chrissy is a Curse to any team he roots for!
The Vegas Knights annnnnnnnnnd Colorado Avalanche both LOST tonight, proving the Bloat is a curse to anything he touches!
Just ask his crooked micro penis as it’s been touched the most by little Kyle!
Welp, there you have it folks, Chrissy lost 83 percent of his bets on the NHL games today folks! God’s honest truth and how much did he lose you ask??!
Well he lost less than 98% of the population, who doesn’t pull their Pud on the beds of Gay Guys named Bryan and Bob!!!
Let that sink in, we all Know that Bryan Ockert sure did!
Krissy Cakes must be raking in new dumb dumbs, just a couple weeks ago he had only 15 friends on Fakebook, then went to 21 recently and now today 22, i got a sneaky suspicion he must be "advertising" somewhere we don't know about....
also what do you think he went to Texas for??
Or Maybe Little Squirty had more UNPAID Parking Tickets from Frisco and had to be in Court.Quote:
also what do you think he went to Texas for??
I'm sure he showed up wearing his finest Sweatsuit!
it's very funny good 'ole Krissy cakes won't profess his fake bets on the World Series, when it's over it will just be... "hurr hurr made $111,111.11 on the WS folks....
Maybe a new low for Chrissy…Same exact video (posted last December)…but now the same pile of money is suddenly worth double than what it was last year. Gotta love it. And the same video was also posted in January, 2024. The pile was also claimed to be 50K.
but he still needs his FIL to co-sign the leased car.
Damn shame Druff is doing nothing to shut this page down.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversMaybe a new low for Chrissy…Same exact video (posted last December)…but now the same pile of money is suddenly worth double than what it was last year. Gotta love it. And the same video was also posted in January, 2024. The pile was also claimed to be 50K.
It’s almost like he’s ok with this at this point.
Come on Druff, save these people.
If Chrissy only had PATIENCE, he would have noticed his stupidity in posting the same idiotic video and lying about the amount of Prop money he used in it!
Chrissy got GREEDY and tried to fool the rubes in his Inner Circle Jerk and make them Think he had 100k in cash, when he doesn’t even have enough to pay off the loan on the Leased Caddy or pay the rent this month and every month for the rest of his useless life!
He should have had patience and watched the reels and his Instagram history before getting GREEDY and trying to look more foolish than usual!!!
Just like the time he looked like a foolish fag trying to pass off obvious prop money for 100k that he “ironed” before the video. And then used 999 $1 bills under a few hundreds the next week and got caught again!
If he just had the patience to re watch his videos before uploading them, he’d be a freaking millionaire!
Instead he’s a Dead broke douchebag and Always will be!
Why isn’t the Fake Millionaire Masturbator at the Dodgers game tonight?
It’s only a measly 4 hours drive from his rented Bunker and he’s rich right? He can go anywhere and buy anything? So why not a World Series ticket!???
Oh right, he’s a Fraud and Too Broke to even go to a high limit room or place a sports bet and show the ticket!
#Broke Life Baby!