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Maybe you could find a role for this guy in the movie starring as Bubs.
“ Jeroen Jeroen (2011): This Dutch documentary follows the daily life of Jerome, an autistic and mentally disabled teenager, and his parents as they navigate his behavior and his involvement in hockey”
However, unlike Bubs, Jereon was given a puzzle for his birthday.
Squirty at the Maple Laughs game tonight, expect another Loss and more bool Sheeit from the Masturbating Midget fraud!
Why isn’t he doing a live broadcast or stream of his Fraudcast?
Surely the Leafs would want to be featured on the “Number One Sports Bettor’s” show???
Oh wait…
No Mention of those LOSING bets from the other days, ya know when he went 0 for 3 on Toronto sports team after bragging how he bet Big on them all? Probably because he has nobody to blame for 3 Consecutive Losses but HIMSELF!!! So "Hurr hurr don't talk about Losses, cuz only Losers talk about Losing deerrrrrrp!"
And remember when Chrissy said he was going on a “Diet” because he’s the “Fattest he’s ever been.”??? Yea neither does he!
Chubbstopher stuffing his fat face with Fried Finger foods and Greasy Cheesy Nachos, like all millionaires do when they’re eating BEFORE a sporting event!
And could he have picked a more Faggot like drink? Looks like a Bay Breeze but Chrissy drinking it makes it a Gay Breeze!
Broke Life Baby!
Ohhhh, I couldn't see them hidden by the Giant Bowl of Sour Scream and Sodium filled Marinara Sauce that the Bloat surely Swallowed Every Bit of, like he did to those nice truckers who gave him a "ride" from Texas to Cali!Quote:
Jayjami: He's eating healthy. Don't you see the carrots and celery?
The nice thing about Spotify, they don't verify emails for registering new accounts annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd they don't make you wait to Rate a Podcast!
As many of you have already deduced, you can create all the accounts you want and don't even have to use a valid email or burner one that you can access, just make one up like Chrissy makes up Nonsensical Bool Sheeit Stragedies to sell to Rubes like Porn Addict Zachy, Busto Branko and Dipshit Dave Pruett!!!
Never Forget the Chicago Greet n Toss and the Tampa Toddler Tantrum Fiascos!
Krissy with a new fraudcast but only on FB, for some reason he didn't upload it to spotify
krissy admits he has lost some money while staying in Toronto betting on the Maple Leafs and BJ's... but now he has a big boy bet on the Maple Leafs game (last nights game) and the BJ's are done so he is gonna reverse course and start betting on Seatle... LMAO... he gave a tour of the Maple Leafs Hall of fame i think it was... also as he was giving the tour he said he was staying at Mariot that is connected to the BJ's stadium, and after the tour he would go change and head to the hockey game...
pretty odd he didn't give us a tour of his awesome suit that overlooks the baseball stadium... probably really is staying at Toronto's version of Motel 6.... Tellafriend said cause of the currency exchange rate that Toronto calls them Motel 8's... lol...
here's the fraudcast from FB, looks like he disabled his videos from being shared outside of FB (external sites) but hopefully this link will work for everyone...
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2873225209532612
He seriously is fatter than ever. If a victim of his scams doesn’t kill him, his cholesterol certainly will.
it's gonna be epically funny that Cursetopher (credit BWB) is gonna flip flop on the BJ's and bet Seatle... and Toronto will end up winning this game tonight.... seriously thinking about betting some pizza and a 6 pack of beer money just to fade the bandwagoner and flip flopper... not sure yet though, still got about 1.5 hrs. to decide...
Looks like @1dollarboxcar hit the nail on the head. Game not over yet but me thinks Chrissy jinxed the Mariners. Hopefully we can see Chrissy all dressed up like a big boy in his Skeedaddle Mariners baseball uniform. Is this guy the biggest loser or what? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Hurr hurr Marty bet on the Mariners folks! I promise it will work! And if you lose just go play 50 cent roulette and get it all back cuz I refuse to go to bed a Loser!?!
THE BLOAT CAUSES ANOTHER TEAM TO LOSE BY CHEERING FOR THEM, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#Cursed Life Baby!
Afternoon folks
Probably late to the party as usual but it’s the first time I’ve seen the new sports betting url.
Very interesting 🧐 read, obviously 🙄 complete new blurb from the heady days of being a 99% winning BJ baccy now just all sports ⚽️
One thing that did catch my 👁️ during the intro “You probably think 🤔 that I’m some slimy, snake 🐍 oil salesman 👨*💼 trying to sell you something”
Any comments? 😃
Stacy, is that you???
Or is it Chrissy posing as you to make his confession how's a Lying Losing Masturbating Midget Moron???
https://www.reddit.com/r/gambling/co...since_bub_was/
Basically, the headline says it all but I copied the text for you folks that can't open the link!
anyone else gonna fade the billy Goat again..?? i'm in but just for a light sprinkle... even lighter than last night just for fun...
if the BJ's win tonight and the series will be tied 2-2.... will the Goat flip flop again and then be on Toronto once again... the Dumb Dumb cum guzzlers club will be absolutely broke if they aren't already.... cum on Krissy do another fraudcast and make some more predictions for us... :)
Youse all just continue to be haters. If you just give in youse be making that throat coat goat cash. Posting from this morning:
^^^the coloring book post that donkey posted is on his instagram page and still there as i write this... ^^^
but i wonder if it was on his FB too but decided to delete it for some reason..??
Folks it’s the 7th week of the NFL season. If you just followed the REAL GOAT’s picks you’d be a freakin millionaire by now!?!
I guarantee you will win on the bets I share…
On this forum folks!
Ya see documentation beats Masturbation and I document my bets Every Single Day… that they win folks!
You could have made 390% return on investment every single day folks!
If you just did that once a day, that would be 142,350% ROI folks! What could you do that? Go on vacation on Spirit Airlines?
Buy a car with a Loan on it at 37% interest?
Or pay rent for the Rest of your Freakin Life like All Millionaires do???
I’m bout to use these winnings from my Low Roller account, to show you Dead Broke Douchebags how to live the Bloat life and order Mozarella sticks and greasy Nachos with Extra sour cream!
So you too can be the Fattest You’ve Ever Been!
Colt Life Baby!
Once again…Chrissy is having to explain himself to whomevwr may be left in the inner circle after they all likely lost a lot of money on the ALCS. His video today is clearly projecting that.
He continues to talk as he has in the past about 1200 people having come and gone from his inner circle in five years. Simple math then is that if each of those idiots (and I don’t doubt that the 1200 number is somewhat true ) only invested around $1000 with Chrissy before leaving the group this still means he took in 1.2M. That’s beyond insane and explains how he still has money
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
Eh, this is dumbass who thinks Einstein invented Electricity and the Light Bulb, he creates these insane ideas in HIS head and believes them to be true. But we all know he LIES about EVERYTHING!
Member when he said he paid 100k for the Chevy Tahoe and I got the Sales receipt showing a Sales price of 76K with a LOAN on it and a high interest rate??? Or when he said he paid "57K Cash for the Lexus" and we found out he had a loan in Mr. Foster's name on it the whole time?
He has to Lie because his real life is so pathetic and depressing!
So yea, I would say he likely had HALF that number of Chums and he may be conflating that number with his past MLM victims and people he sold those $7 Lead Funnels to make the number LOOK bigger!
I'm still going with he's surviving on Credit Cards with a 5 or possibly 6 Figure credit Line and he just runs it up, Maxes it out and then goes quiet until he gets money from Branko and Nam Douche to pay it down some. Rinse and Repeat!
#Broke Life Baby!!
just watched the newest fraudcast, and oh boy is the Rivers absolutely right, so much Krissysplaining after he told the dumb dumb chums that the Blue Jays are cooked and done... reverse course and bet Seatle... he's got his Dodgers hoodie on too, so i guess that means that the Brewers are done too... i'm gonna have to fade the bloat again and just do a sprinkle on the brewers... lol... this fraudcast is definitely damage control for whoever was in the dumb dumb club... you just have to start over like he did 1000's of times..!! LMAO... it's fucking epic!!
The main difference between an serious handicapper and a degenerate gambler is discipline. I bet it has never occurred to Lil' Squirty to say: "I have no fucking clue, so I'm sitting this one out." Degens always have to be in action.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
lol, how true and epic is that... Krissy Cakes is probably on his 10th copy of his own "sports betting blueprint" coloring book... LMAO...!!Quote:
TheRivers: The bigger question is…is Chrissy now having to start over. If so…I guess it’ll just take two chums to pay him 1K a piece and his “plan” will make that a half million.soon enough.
So Chrissy's latest Nonsense is longer than a Guns n' Roses Power Ballad video, so I won't rip the whole thing apart.
But clearly the whole point of it is "Hurr hurr Have Patience Folks!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc
I Wonder What Would Have Happened If...
When Chrissy Begged Dave Pruett for $5000 exactly two years ago, what if Dave said "Chrissy, have patience and your extortion fees next month will give you a bankroll to gamble with!"
When Chrissy ran to Ohio and begged Sugar Daddy Foster to Co-Sign on the Car Loans, what if old Bob Foster said "Have Patience, Don't be Greedy! Go get your 2018 Hyundai out of pawn from the Repo Man instead of begging for a new car every single year Chrissy!"
That time Chrissy had his Birthday Booty Bash in 2021 and "Forgot his Bankroll at Home", what if Brandon or the Dumbass that gave Chrissy a Bankroll to gamble with that night had said "Chrissy, you're a Millionaire, I have the Patience to wait for You to go home and get your Money that you claimed to have Big Loads of in your underwear drawer!!! Don't be GREEDY and Extort us lowly Chums for Money, have Patience and Wait for Your UBER cuz you're a Dead Broke Masturbator who can't afford a car without Daddy Foster's Approval!"
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd what is all this nonsense about Getting Rich takes time???
Let us journey back to 2019 and the infamous Stacy in the Shitter story. Wasn't Chrissy less than a month away from Stacy having Bubstopher Mitchell when he "figured it all out" and turned his $800 or $1000 or $2000 or whatever amount he lies about on FB for the Pay day loan into $50,000 in just 30 days??? Didn't he have the magic formula and had his "Aha Moment" or was that another .... COMPLETE LIE???
Was Chrissy having Patience during those 30 days and placing Small bets? Or was he likely firing off $500 Marty bets and getting lucky the whole time? Wasn't he being GREEDY by continuing to risk his Golden Goose? Or was he just a dumb fuck degenerate and thought "Derrrrrp I'll NEVER lose if keep Betting Banker and just double every loss. Hey Rick Lee, wanna go to Biloxi and try some Big Boy Bets? What could go wrong?? HUurr Hurr Hurr!?!?"
They didn't TRUST THE PROCESS, like a young Zachy the Lackey did 3 years ago. Now he's living the Gift Card Life of begging people on FB for Food Money, Diapers, Formula and Texas Roadhouse Gift Cards. Just like Chrissy promised him when he drove him around Texas in a Rented Lambo while his License was Revoked!!!Quote:
TheRivers: When you’re on your fifth martingale (as all the chuns were after Toronto lost twice, the changed to Seattle, and Mariners lost twice), your bet suddenly isn’t going to be small. The whole greed thing is him deflecting blame for that.
# UNPAID PARKING TICKET LIFE BABY
If Only Chrissy had PATIENCE and hadn't given up on the Dodgers back in June Last Year, he could be raking in Bloat Life Cash with their World Series Victory and a possible repeat this year!!
Instead, Chrissy got GREEDY and pretended to bet $100,000 that the Dodgers WON'T WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!
And STILL LOST!!!
# GREEDY BLOAT BOOL SHEEIT LIFE!