Who knew one book could be gayer than 20 of Chrissy's movies.
I can only imagine this nonsense will spur Chrissy into writing his own book [given that doco seems to have magically disappeared]
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Who knew one book could be gayer than 20 of Chrissy's movies.
I can only imagine this nonsense will spur Chrissy into writing his own book [given that doco seems to have magically disappeared]
Chapter 1: Drop your shiny speedos and insert needle into Ass! (Don't worry if other things were already up there, this is just a little prick!)Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chapter 2: Enter the apartment of Sean "Puffy" Combs and proceed to apply Baby Oil on every orifice of your body!
Chapter 3: Pull Your Pud until you're Ready to Squirt and say thanks to Mr. Ockert with a Blowjob and he'll give you a Reach around for an extra Hundy!!!
Speaking of our boy Bryan……
Poor Chrissy would do ANYTHING to get an IMDb listing.
Recent IG post from Chrissy in 2025 “Waaaaah my Mommy died, My Daddy Beat Me for being a little shit and I was dead broke driving for Uber right before my Sperm Autism Seed was hatched! Look at me folks, I'm at the St. Louis Arch! I can't actually afford to go inside and the only Arches I can afford are the Golden Ones at McDonalds derrrrp!"
Chrissy in 2019 “Folks I’m living the Lavish life and am a Millionaire! Everything is great cuz I’m Rich Hurr hurr! Pay me money to pull my Pud for guys named Bob and Bryan!?!?”
Notice the cheap Black shirt and Chia Hair plugs are the same.
Here’s Squirtstopher in the same clown suit and cheap Kangol ripoff hat at a ball game!
And no I didn't AGE the photo of Stacy or edit it. That's how she Looked 6 Years ago and Pregnant... GROSS!! Stacy ain't lookin good for 50!
Look how Sad and Depressed they Are! Stacy is about to Leave him ANY SECOND FOLKS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
It’s so easy to expose his Lies and he couldn’t be bothered to delete the original IG posts which show what a masturbating moron he is!
#Colt Life Baby!
Folks, I have been proven wrong Folks! Apparently Chrissy is a winer!
Here he is proving that he Wines after he claims he bet “Pretty BIG” on the Dodgers!
He even further proved this ‘Pretty Big Win’ by having a celebratory Chocolate Cock…. Errrr Cigar in his mouth with NVB!!!
And we All KNOW the Bloat would NEVER LIE about any Big Bets on the Dodgers???
“Hurr hurr Dodgers Absolutely Suck… 100k says they won’t Win the World Series!”
“Never did Gay Porn or ANY Kind of Porn?!??!”
#PANTHERS ARE DONE, DERRRRP
#COLT LIFE BABY