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As you recall, when Trump was out of office, Chrissy would happily fellate him in all senses of the term.
Interesting that Chrissy is keen to go to Canada despite Trump stating there might be invasion plans ahead.
Or is Chrissy going to be the one going on a facr finding mission?
I'm going with Option C)Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chrissy trying to impress Sugar Daddy Schulkins with LIES like he did some Canadian Hoser last year when he said "Hurr Hurr I'm Going to Game 7 Edm vs Fla last year?!?!" Only to NOT be there as anticipated!
And wouldn't ya know? The Curse of the Billy Goat Lives on!
3 weeks ago, Chrissy stated "Derrrrp The Cats are Done Dude, You Just Don't Wanna Accept it!?!?" and " Next time Bring her to Vegas so she can watch some winners!?!"
2 More Losses for the Bloat and any more bad picks like this, he and Sugar Daddy Schulkins will have to go back to Pulling their Pud for Fratmen and Gay4Cash.com, hahahahaha
https://www.facebook.com/christopher.mitchell.658043Quote:
Pickleball: @BWB - Can you post the FB link for Chrissy's duplicate Page?
"Hurr hurr Panthers are DONE duuuuuude, you just don't wanna accept it, like I don't wanna admit I'm a Fag with a Prop wife and fake marriage!?!" - Chrissy 3 weeks ago"
If Chrissy loses another Bet on NHL playoff games, he’ll have to go back to loitering Hardware stores giving out Blowies for $10 a pop!
Curse of the Billy Goat continues…
Winnipeg Jets about to Lose and Derrrrp the town of Losers, Las Vegas sees another Loss thanks to the Bloat flapping his dick licking lips about how Vegas is full of winners!
Hahahahahahaha, More Marty’s on the way folks!
What's Goin on Poker Fraud Alert Family???
I know this is basically OLD and Useless news and I am just spinning the tires at this point.
But I'm positive that I found the Videographer from the infamous Tampa Booty Boat Incident in 2022.
His name is David Velasquez and he is involved with APEX marketing and works with other scammers like Jake Fruge that are promoting him.
He's a FULL time videographer and I'm guessing he didn't get that 52K a year Chrissy was promising and wasn't "Liked" by Chrissy enough to get a Bonus! Despite proclaiming his "LOVE" for Chrissy and Zach below, hahahahaha!
https://www.facebook.com/Davfx
Info@videoninjamedia.com feel free to send him some of the Classic Chrissy photos above or any of those other Naughty Kyle Squirting Shots!!!
https://www.facebook.com/ChampionGlobalBranding
Insta: https://www.instagram.com/ChampionGl...kIqmYp-TYueUQ#
Here he is getting ready to Chow Down with the Colt Dolt and Jesus Freak Jones at some shitty Chinese restaurant at Golden Nugget in Biloxi(Lillie's I believe?). Basically proving he was filming THAT event where Zach was in tears after losing $750 in 15 minutes... that's $3000 an Hour in LOSSES Following the Bloat... Let that Sink in!
Zachy has that look that Chrissy just told him Chrissy knows how much Zachy loves porn, and that David doesnt mind filming sodomy.
A cruel person might post that picture on Chrissy's new account and point out that was one of the very few times anyone saw Chrissy legitimately happy.
Hurr durr Panthers Absolutely Suck! Chrissy bets 100k he doesn’t have they WON’T win the Stanley Cup like the Dodgers wouldn’t win the World Series last year!?!?!
And Chrissy Never did Gay Porn OR took steroids, despite having horse thighs, saddle bags and a micro penis outline In this shrimp hammock!
Well folks, we are nearing the end of the challenge and I've got two Classic Chrissy photos left.
In today's installment of Chrissy the April Fool, we have...
Chrissy back in his previous scam of selling Shitty Shakeology Formula bottles at an inflated rate. Claiming you will get BIG like him, but conveniently leaving out the Fact he used Steroids to get all that Muscle Mass!
Chrissy also sporting beard stubble that looks like it was filled out with a makeup pencil as hair growth was clearly not his thing! He is also poorly trying to rock a Blowout hairdo, but ends up looking like a Fat, Balding, Jersey Shore reject in a Black Wife Beater!
I Don't think he still runs the web site SexyMuscleProtein.co folks!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
Shit they are still pitching that garbage, now owned by the Beach Body scammers. Shocked they are still around.
Tried chatting with their help desk but it’s AI. After being unable to answer by question, and I had some good follow up ones they tried to transfer me to an agent. But after 10 minutes no one showed up. Maybe I’ll try again later.
Wishing a Happy 50th Birthday to Mrs. Bird Brain!
Without all those filters, you surely don't look 50...
But with that Fake Bouquet of flowers made of Filipino 50 Peso Bills, you're not going to get any better!
However much like your Bird Brained Overseas Rent a Hubby, you look MUCH OLDER than 50 and hopefully old Birdzilla will keep paying for your makeup, haircare, and other expenses that You're Too Lazy to pay for Yourself!!!
And let's not forget folks! Good Old Stacy's 50th Birthday is right around the corner on November 22nd! She's not looking too good without Makeup, however I'm sure Mr. Horny has a paper bag or two for the occasion!!
Funny you should mention me Mr BWB, still a regular viewer.
I have just finalised our very long trip next year.
I will be watching England 🏴 at all 5 Ashes test matches in Australia (cricket 🏏 I will let the Donk explain if necessary) along with some touring and diving at the barrier reef.
Following this probably around a month touring in donk land 🇳🇿 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand even tagged on a trip to Pitcairn 🇵🇳 island 🏝️ to hopefully 🙏 (weather permitting) diving the bounty.
Why am I telling you all this drivel, well it’s not to impress you it’s to impress upon you (remember the good 😊 old days before your YouTube was torched Chrissy bollocks) 😄 that if you all follow the tried and tested routine of having a J.O.B and plan financially, not live paycheque to paycheque this could also be you 😁
I know my 5 month trip is small beer 🍺 compared to Chrissy and Staceykins jet 🛩️ set lifestyles but I’m still very much looking 👀 forward to it.
Finally on the subject of my hottie 🥰Stacy I am trying to convince Mrs Horney to tag a week in Vegas after New Zealand 🇳🇿 to see if I can track her down.
If I am successful I will pack Mrs Horney off to a Barry Manilow show and get Stacy back to my abode quicker than you can say neatly trimmed pubic hair.
I would be mildly amused if Chrissy brought her round in his uber 😂🤣😂
Horney life baby 👍🏻
Regards to everyone, missing you big loads Chrissy, please cum 💦 back.
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Originally Posted by Mrhorney
For the right price, Chrissy would be happy to rent out Stacy for a couple of hours. There is one hitch though. Chrissy is going to want you to take him out for an all you can eat sushi dinner. Stacy's rental fee will double if you accept his challenge and he eats more sushi than you. If you eat more sushi that Chrissy, he will tell you that Stacy is she is sitting in his latest rental car in the Self Parking lot and he will go get her and bring her to you. Sadly, he will stiff you if he loses his sushi challenge. #Bloat Life Baby
“Deerrrrrp Panthers are Done, you just don’t wanna admit it Hurr hurr” - Chrissy on April 1, 2025
And we close our Chrissy the April Fool Challenge with another LOSS for the Bloat!
Hahahahahahahaha, LOSER!!!
Looks like the Panthers stopped Chrissy yet again!
Where did Chrissy post on April 1 that the Panthers were done?
He's still posting somewhere on the internet now?
https://www.facebook.com/mike.schulkins.5Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
2nd latest post on his feed
Arrrrright, just wanna Wish a Belated Happy 30th Birthday to Process Truster Extraordinaire Zachy the Lackey Jones!
Seems he's back to doing Real Estate now for a living. But according to him, "He Never Stepped Away from Real Estate"...
He just wasn't able to sell a home in the past 5 years and is suddenly starting that 'side hustle' up again!!!
Apparently, he was also making 6 figures at 25 years old, which was 5 years ago... But as I recall he was running into every Get Rick Quick Scheme known to man for the past 5 years???
So either Young Zach is confused, fried all his Brain Cells from Smoking Weed and Eating Texas Roadhouse or he just isn't very good at Math. What chu think folks??
Also, a SUPER DUPER ELITE SPECIAL SHOUTOUT to the Ladies of the Jones Family!
Mrs. Jones is ALL MINE Mr. Horney!! But I'll give you the Second Round Squirt if her Redheaded daughter is available. HAHAHA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKEItVNlYXI
CLEARLY, this where all the Brains and Beauty went, while the other leftover Sperm babies like Zach and his 2 Brothers got the short end of the Gene Pool from Papa Kinty!!
Zachy already cracked that sweet sweet passive income stream, why does he ever need to work ever again?
Also l.o.l at claiming he got tired of working, seems now hes tired of being poor.
Professional Wrestler Mercedes Mone fka Sasha Banks is taking a page from Chrissy's book:
$99.99 per month for a private texting service.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCirc..._9999_a_month/
Seems odd that a multi-million dollar wrestler would need this extra income stream but so it goes.
Unlike Chrissy, I'm sure she wont bounce the price to a one off $1000 life time membership, then drop it to $200/month then $50/month then back to $400/month.
I frequently read articles on Sportskeeda.com.
Coincidentally, I stumbled upon a Sportskeeda member’s profile who we are all very familiar with.
Talk about a small world.
Heh, I actually found a J.O.B. Chrissy would enjoy!
Besides blow jobs in the back of big rig trucks of course!
https://youtu.be/2KnjdRzc_VM?si=aFqp3HdzKRQYuXRt
Basically this guy is a “Crowd Igniter” and is paid by national sports teams to do this shtick on the jumbo tron and toss out t shirts to the crowd to get Viral videos and hype at the games!
Only difference is the guy In the video, Cam Hughes , is talented, tall, fun loving, good looking, charismatic and filled with energy!
While Squirtstopher is a bald, fat, angry, midget moron that changes loyalties to teams faster than Stacy changes tampons!
The Chrissy 49ers Hoodie Pic with the derrrrrrrrrp face is the infamous day he allegedly laid down $10,000 with -500 Moneyline odds on the Ravens to win. Only for them to blow a 14 pt lead and lost to the Heavy underdog Raiders!Quote:
zealanddonk: That first picture must have been a regular occurance when a new chum signed up "how could anyone want to pay for my nonsense?"
Just one of the many times little Kyle was caught with his pants around his ankles, hahahaha!