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Originally Posted by lol wow

3 and 0 todge you sonofa bitch

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Maybe for you. For me it was 3-1.

The Phoenix one had 150 1H points and was a lock by that point. 259 total was lower than you'd expect given that, but obviously not a sweat.

I'll keep doing this pattern until I see things changing.

Unfortunately I am hearing that bettors are catching on to this pattern, so expect this gravy train to get derailed soon enough, especially because ploppies love overs anyway.

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Originally Posted by lol wow

also in your infinite wisdom can you explain how clippers were laying 9 plus

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I saw 7.5, but yeah it's kinda weird given the Clippers' bad start and Houston being over. 500.

I think everyone is memorized of a lineup consisting of Paul George, Russell Westbrook, Kawhi Leonard, and James Harden.

If there was an All Has-Been team, the Clippers would be leading with number of starters.

NFL this week:

Slim pickings. I missed the boat with the only 2 bets I liked, Ravens -3.5 (didn’t bet due to timezone meaning can’t watch) and Texans -4 (now -6) so think I’ll be largely sitting this week out unless I see someone’s picks here I like.

NCAAF:

Army +130 vs Coastal Carolina
Oregon State -1.5 -110 vs Washington
Maryland vs Michigan - UNDER 49 -110

Druff and Pipes 2-0 back to back

Let’s triple up today Druff post those picks pal nice work

Under is a disaster. Started with a fumble returned for a TD, then the scoring came fast & furious.

Army up 7 at half

tailed army ML but I only managed evens

HERE ARE MY PLOPPY WOV POOL PICKS FOR WEEK 11

Cowboys -10.5
Chargers -3
Jets/Bills o39.5
Texans -5
Seahawks -1

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Originally Posted by Daly

So its hiesman time.


Truth is i dont have any plays Id consider “top tier”. Ive come real close the past few years and really aught to have had back to back with stroud and hooker.

I think its real real hard to win back to back and it creates a market opportunity for us as Caleb takes the money. Maye very well be the #2 pick behind caleb but that UNC D is terrible. Im also not a beliver in FSU or Travis for that matter

So who can win it and at what price?

Clemson is the team in the ACC for me and Im happy to chance Cade Klubnik at +2000. Very good chance clemson goes undefeted with that schedule and Cade will have big numbers.

Drew Allar is a name you should get familiar with. Will be the next Trevor Lawrence. He has a shot to lead this Penn St team to the playoffs and a big ten championship. At +2000 hes worth a stab.

Little more down the board you have rhe presumptive Bama QB at +5000 in T Buchner. That's a buy

And if you really want to go fishing then I got one for you. d Moore turned down every school in the country. All the big schools wanted him and his terms were “ok but im starting freshman year”. The min Bo Nix said he was coming back to Oregon they lost his commit. In hindsight they going to regret it because not only do they not get him now they got to play vs him at UCLA. Kelly is going to habe to start him. And this kid is the most talented QB in the class. He could easily Manzel/Jackson his way to the award at 150/1

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bo nix for Heisman anyone? i have a $50 ticket at 4500. i'm liking it here, wish i had bet more. does anyone else really stand a chance after today?

https://x.com/NCAAPortal/status/1726...752453348?s=20

System worked again... but I didn't bet it.

Bucks/Mavs was 247.5 total... too high for me. I chickened out, and it covered.

Rams -1.5 -112 vs Seattle

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Rams -1.5 -112 vs Seattle

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Ah Jesus. Really Druff?

I was just thinking Seahawks +2 ffs

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System worked again... but I didn't bet it.

Bucks/Mavs was 247.5 total... too high for me. I chickened out, and it covered.

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Other than just playing the numbers - I’m curious to know what has fundamentally changed in the NBA that results in numbers that shocked us a decade ago in All Star games?

Strange

Speaking of basketball and totals wagering ….

I offer you a Haralobos Voulgaris interview by Liv Boeree. She wasn’t annoying. In fact, her accent is mighty damn appealing.

Haralobob fairly recently stated on Twitter that Spanky got his start tailing Bob’s action back in the day. I think Bob was just messing with Spanky becoming a paid tout.

I digress. In the interview Bob talks about his origin story. What childhood experiences with his father shaped his choices and personality.

Haralobob talked about how he got his action down back in the day. How he had Durrr beard for him. “Everyone would take Durrr’s action cause it was known he was an awful gambler”. Classic Voulgaris and a HOF anecqdote

He talks about his NBA experience and buying a European soccer team.

I’ve always been a Haralobob junky. He knows he’s offensive and prickly but he was always straight arrow and innovative

Wants to be Ted Lasso

https://youtu.be/2uQCuLI2PqU?si=oerkETWllv61Q8M8

Live spot

Australia +110 vs India

Cricket World Cup Final

They have them jammed up pretty good

Should be -140

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Originally Posted by OK2

Live spot

Australia +110 vs India

Cricket World Cup Final

They have them jammed up pretty good

Should be -140

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Unfortunately for India isn't playing

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Originally Posted by OK2

Live spot

Australia +110 vs India

Cricket World Cup Final

They have them jammed up pretty good

Should be -140

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Tailed. Hope you’re right!

San, Bob did a great interview on Cardplayer’s The Circuit podcast many many years ago; you know, that one with Joe Sebok and Gavin Smith.

I tried to find the show years ago but couldn’t, maybe you’ll have more luck.

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Originally Posted by OK2

Live spot

Australia +110 vs India

Cricket World Cup Final

They have them jammed up pretty good

Should be -140

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Tailed. Hope you’re right!

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330 was a par score and now they're looking at 250/260 now with Australia +180 pre game

Australia bat very deep so can play conservatively now for 60% of their innings and accelerate easily to bag it up

India have one good batsman left but did turn it on a bit and it's now out to +240

Doesn't compute as nothing above 290 is looking likely and that's considerably lower than expectations

+105 now

:to

-120

:to

-150 now

:outright

-134 at end of India innings

240 runs

Not looking good for Apu

Stop jinxing it ffs lol we are in trouble here

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Originally Posted by Starbucks Spunk Bucket

Stop jinxing it ffs lol we are in trouble here

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-556 half way through aus innings

only reason they were in trouble is 2 guys went out swinging for no reason and 3rd got called out when it was obvious he wasn't and didn't review it

I dominate Oceania sports

My record is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo97R0ib1CE

Yeah, word
Got some Remy Martin and some good-ass cigars, check it out
Ayo, late night, candlelight, fiend with diesel in his needle
Queensbridge leader, no equal
I come from the Wheel of Ezekiel
To pop thousand-dollar bottles of scotch, smoke pot and heal the people
Any rebuttal to what I utter get box-cuttered
Count how many bad honeys I slut, it's a high number
Name a nigga under the same sky that I'm under
Who gets money, remain fly, yeah, I wonder
Eyes flutter, it's love when Nas pops up
Stars get starstruck, panties start drippin'
The ways of Carlito, blaze, torpedo cigars
Drop Rolls, hoes drop clothes
Louis the XIII, freaks, women nice size
I ride like Porsches, thick, brown and gorgeous
It ain't my fault, semiautomatic weapons I brought
The world crazy, I'm rich and I'm girl-crazy
Dick ‘em, convince ‘em all to praise me
They ideology is confusion, I lose ‘em
Fellates me, who hate me? My gun off safety
Since the Tunnel and Skate Key, my jewelry in HD

-714

You're welcome

-1111

-1250

-1667

:lol4

Trust me I’ve been refreshing the lines enough on my own lol

It ain’t over til the fat lady sings

-10000

LOL

-100000

It was over 10 overs ago

Cumbucket

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Originally Posted by OK2

It was over 10 overs ago

Cumbucket

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HOWSSAAATTTTTT

Cumbucket indeed lol

Nice one good sir

Travis Head legend, it was looking bleak for a mo there

Hope you had chunks on it, I had “enough” lol

They have/had this guy still waiting to bat and 3 other guys who are very reliable to score conservatively

I had 5k initially

3k more @ end of India's innings

Watching 130k indians looking like their wife is getting fucked in front of them for the last hour was very amusing

After much back & forth I've decided to give Seahawks and Chargers a miss, too risky

Going with

Steelers Browns under 34.5
Cardinals Texans -5.5
Titans Jags under 40.5
Raiders Dolphins over 44

All 10/11. GL

Absolutely ridiculous call in Jacksonville leads to a Titans TD FFS gonna cost me this under

Of course, texans -4 was a good bet, lost by 0.5 points taking -5.5 due to a missed FG

Was right to fade chargers at least

Denver -2.5 -110 vs Minnesota

*** I have been very bad at Minnesota games this year

prettyyyyyyyyyyyy pretttty sure i just bet this and theyre playing cleveland

Ugly

Rams win by 1, I had -1.5

Line was 0 at one point not too long before.

Now Denver losing, though only by 4.

And I forgot to put down my NBA overs today, one would have won, the other is on pace to lose but is still live.

In Vegas still, so I've been busy with other stuff.