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Austin sounds like the sort of idiot who would go balls deeep into Chrissy, Ryan or Keithy's nonsense.
"Yo Ryan, I have two business ideas. First is I pound my pud on camera for tokens, thats easily worth $1m a year. Second is I play spinny and baccky and thats worth 1.8m a year."
"Chrissy you are a degenerate gambler with the iq of a potato, no loans for you"
"Yo Ryan, how about I pound my pud WHILE streaming spinny and baccky, thats gotta be worth something"
Hurr hurr.
Happy Jersey Mikes day to Zach courtesy of Kelli!
Hopefully his hot step mom Jennifer Jones will be delivering some Hot Stuff for Zach and he Trusts the Process of Cream Pies for Dessert!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Oddly enough, she is only a Year older than Zach!!!
Way to go Kinty!!!
So to clarify:
Father Mitchell is a military veteran and quite likely a bad ass
Ol Kinty Jones knows how to get fine mama-jamas
How did both them end up with lazy scammers for sons?
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
I think it can be summed up in ONE word… Entitlement!
Both were probably Mama’s boys and protected from bullying & negative criticism, so they grew up with arrogance and over inflated egos.
When Chrissy lost his Mommy, it likely got Worse with people doting on him, giving him all kinds of attention and letting him get away with all kinds of shit. He probably used his Mom’s death to get on sports teams being an average athlete and shitty student. But cried if they threatened to cut or fail him in school. He got an inflated head and probably talked back to Papa Paul when ordered to do chores.
Daddy Paul likely got sick of it and disciplined the shit out of him to try and get his head on straight. But since Nothing with Chrissy is straight, from his tiny pecker to his Pea Brain In his massive melon head, he figured he could just run away and someone would take him in and spoil him like those aunties and grandmas did when his mommy died!
Zach was a star athlete in high school and college and certainly got attention and favors from females and likely some bi-curious males! So he got it in his head that he was destined to be rich, famous and successful! But he got injured at 22 and couldn’t stomach the idea of getting a normal J.O.B. Like everyone else, so here he is almost 30 with no money, no career and a new born kid to feed!
BLOAT LIFE BABY!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorHopefully his hot step mom Jennifer Jones will be delivering some Hot Stuff for Zach and he Trusts the Process of Cream Pies for Dessert!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Oddly enough, she is only a Year older than Zach!!!
Way to go Kinty!!!
Let's give Chrissy a thumbs up for finally losing weight and looking dapper.
Oh Wait, wrong Christopher Mitchell.
Side note - This was posted just to keep the barren Christopher Mitchell aka The Bloat thread alive.
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Originally Posted by PickleballLet's give Chrissy a thumbs up for finally losing weight and looking dapper.
Oh Wait, wrong Christopher Mitchell.
Side note - This was posted just to keep the barren Christopher Mitchell aka The Bloat thread alive.
It would be on brand for a thread about Chrissy to go limp just before the big 1000 page moneyshot.
Alright Everybody, the REAL Goat is in the house. With another Return on Investment of over… 480% folks!
What kind of job gives you a 480% salary increase in one day folks?
If you wanna have 480% and 500% returns, then contact me the REAL Goat at 1-800-CHRISSY-SUX-COCK
Documentation beats Masturbation!
Meanwhile, Squirtstopher is hiding like the Pussy he is and too broke to bet more than $300, hahahahaha!
Looks like that Facebook deletion really delivered the KO to Chrissy.
Been over 2 months, and it's crickets.
I doubt he will ever go straight (either career-wise or sexually), but it's nice to see an absence of his bullshit on YouTube and social media.
Folks, I just made $12,345.67 today betting on sports. I placed the SAME Parlay above but I bet MORE on my Big Boy account, that I can never show proof of, but just trust me... God's Honest Truth folks!
Since Chrissy is too broke to show $5000 chips, Sports Bet Slips annnnnnnnnd Slot Jackpots over 2 Years now, I figured I would Document his most Recent Masturr Mind Event and Inner Circle Jerks!
Another Success story Folks! Don't you wanna be like these Elite Masturbator Minds??? Pay $9999999 a month and never be heard from again!
Nice job whoever is leaving these comments on the videos of the Elite Gambler making 56 cents a month!
Finally. Glad to hear he is gone. Still amazing/frightening how many adults believe you can beat a negative expected value game.
He’ll be back before long, guaranteed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Social media scamming is as much an addiction for him as gambling, gay porn and sucking cock. Short of him winding up dead, in prison, or entering an *intense* inpatient rehab program, he will continue looking for the next grift.
Agreed, he clearly needs and feeds off the attention he gets on YouTube, IG and Facebook. His entire life has been trying to get attention from people better than him and win their approval. Whether it be Body builders, Pro athletes, Actual MLM millionaires, porn producers or Gay sugar daddies! Since he's failed at all of those ventures, his next logical digression was to Social media groupies and he is so desperate to hang on to his last 3 or 4 idiots, he will forego that main stream attention temporarily to keep the $999 from each of them coming in.Quote:
Originally Posted by go_buccosHe’ll be back before long, guaranteed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Social media scamming is as much an addiction for him as gambling, gay porn and sucking cock. Short of him winding up dead, in prison, or entering an *intense* inpatient rehab program, he will continue looking for the next grift.
Appears Chrissy is sad and hanging out on traveling forums like Live and Let Fly.
Uh Oh, the Fire Sale Has Begun Folks!!!
Chrissy has to sell of his precious Poker Chip Set and Head Clippers!
Guess that means the Chia Hair is making a Come Back!
Lol, $130 for some dirty hiking boots and $90 for a Wahl Clipper kit that you can buy at Walmart for $50... hahahaha! He's also trying to Sell an Einstein Light Bulb and Lamp set for $70
I wouldn't be surprised if this really was Chrissy posing as an African Scammer and he needs to sell these personal treasures just to scrape together a Bankroll for one or two bets at Bellagio!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
This can’t be real. Millionaires don’t sell their used shit online to get 500 bucks. They give it to Goodwill or their friends (if he had any).Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorUh Oh, the Fire Sale Has Begun Folks!!!
Chrissy has to sell of his precious Poker Chip Set and Head Clippers!
Guess that means the Chia Hair is making a Come Back!
Lol, $130 for some dirty hiking boots and $90 for a Wahl Clipper kit that you can buy at Walmart for $50... hahahaha! He's also trying to Sell an Einstein Light Bulb and Lamp set for $70
I wouldn't be surprised if this really was Chrissy posing as an African Scammer and he needs to sell these personal treasures just to scrape together a Bankroll for one or two bets at Bellagio!
#BROKE LIFE BABY!
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This can’t be real. Millionaires don’t sell their used shit online to get 500 bucks. They give it to Goodwill or their friends (if he had any).
Nah, I'm just posting some nonsense I found on a random Jamaican scammers FB page!
https://www.facebook.com/chrismitchell331
Funny that he trying to sell USED items for DOUBLE their online price tag???
Kind of like a Midget Masturbator selling Bool Sheeit Stragedies and Other People's Sports Picks as if they were his own, for an inflated $999???
Posted this on the Mikke Mase thread because just a week ago, this clown was claiming "Hurr hurr I won 50k using Mikki's Baccarat System!"
Now, much like Squirtstopher, he's claiming ANOTHER system made him Rich?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwk-ZvEFMgk
Too bad Chrissy's YT and FB got nuked Month's ago otherwise this Justin Gamble Gamble buffoon could post the "Derrrrp Chrissy's Millionaire Blueprint Super Duper Elite Spiral Notebook System made me 500k folks!"
And of course, he posts things like this in Every Video asking for Likes and Comments for Fake Giveaways like a certain Masturbating Midget used to do!!!
I will admit, Justin's videos are much higher production and better edited than the usual Bool Sheeit we have to suffer through like Squirtstopher, Mumbles and Double Jackpot!
And if you folks like Higher Production, well edited Pro Wrestling documentaries, there is a new season of the Acclaimed series, Dark Side of the Ring with the premiere episode featuring Mick Foley and his super hot daughter and overly face lifted wife!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECBS3HcKb_U
Imagine if we made our own Dark Side of Scamming series starting with Chrissy? Hmmmmm might have to get in touch Jason Eisner & Evan Husney for a new show on VICE???
It’s been 10 weeks since the BLOAT lost his Facebook page. Would have expected him to resurface somewhere by now. Might this finally have been the end? I doubt it…but you never know.