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We all know Chrissy is a narcissist. Saying he lost $156K makes him think in his mind that he is projecting himself as a high roller. Talking about how successful he is for taking huge risks, is all part of his narcissistic behavior.
It would not surprise me if he lost $25K or $30K a couple of nights ago. It took him two days to come up with his bs loss of $156K story and winning it all back plus profit.
If Chrissy can stay afloat for 15 more years, he can live off of Bub’s NHL salary.
Hahahaha, the Masturbating Midget has outdone himself again with the Lies. Now he's allegedly UP $70,000 in just one week, God's Honest Truth folks!!
His proof, he's sitting in his cheap bath robe, in front of a cheap blank wall in his closet looking hungover with Glassy Red Eyes and slurred speech.
No Cash, No Bet Slips, No Video evidence of cashing out 156K plus profit? Nope, just Masturbator Mitchell in his stolen bath robe telling tall tales of imaginary wins!
It's possible he's made 70,000 Big Loads and considers THAT to be like printing money. But since his fat 208 lb tubby physique is no longer desired by the Gay Community, he'll have to keep his Donkey show going until his fat arse is worn out... again!
Just remember PFA members, for ridiculing and harassing the 208 lb tub of lard 365 days per year and 366 days per leap year -
Found a photo of Chrissy in the gym weighing in at 208 lbs... in his fat head!
Maybe if he ironed his head like he irons that prop money he can get all those Roid Wrinkles out!
Shoutout to Elmo!
#BLOATED LIFE BABY!
Hahahaha, Squirtstopher had some caffeine and did Take 2 of His Lying Loser routine.
This time with a Cheap Jersey Fashion Show, because that's how Chrissy cashes in his winning tickets at the cage folks
Chrissy - "You need a Check up from the Neck up you Dead Broke Douchebag Cashier, I just won $21,000 on NHL bets, gimme my money!!!"
Cashier - "I see, do you have Proof of these bets little fella???"
Chrissy - "Yea, ****CHRISSY HOLDS UP CHEAP NO NAME NHL JERSEY**** "Hurr hurr I bet $555,555 on the Senators, $444,444 on the Jets and $666,666.66 on the Knights you Hebrew Slave!!!"
Cashier - "Oh, Mr. Prescott, I didn't recognize you without your pants around your ankles! Here's your "WINNINGS" ***wink wink*** {Cashier hands Chrissy monopoly money}
Back to the rented condo in Affinity Community to blow more truckers for rent money!
the only thing that would make these make believe bets more believable would be... if he wrote them down on the notebook paper or the flash cards or maybe even the white board... i mean i was almost convinced he won these bets over the last few days cause he said so while flashing some cheap jerseys on hangers... said no one ever... what a broke joke... this is hilarious!!
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Is there No Lie that Squirtstopher won’t tell to try and impress another man?
Here’s the World Traveler’s latest phony claim!
Yea, the guy with No Passport, No Money and No Dignity that was Dead Broke Driving for Uber was definitely making trips to Mexico and beyond!
Just like he was going to Game 7 of the Cup Finals to see Edmonton and Florida to make Boatloads of cash???
Or like the Baccy Tournament in Macau that we all knew he wasn’t going to?
Tell us Squirt, what hotel did you stay at in Ixtapa? Better yet how many truckers did you Suck off in order to get there??
You want the real story, God's Honest Truth?Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Is there No Lie that Squirtstopher won’t tell to try and impress another man?
Here’s the World Traveler’s latest phony claim!
Yea, the guy with No Passport, No Money and No Dignity that was Dead Broke Driving for Uber was definitely making trips to Mexico and beyond!
Just like he was going to Game 7 of the Cup Finals to see Edmonton and Florida to make Boatloads of cash???
Or like the Baccy Tournament in Macau that we all knew he wasn’t going to?
Tell us Squirt, what hotel did you stay at in Ixtapa? Better yet how many truckers did you Suck off in order to get there??
In 2002, Chrissy was working as a dish washer at the Cala de Mar Resort and Spa in Ixtapa, Mexico. He was forced to take this job as he lost his last peso betting on the Jai Alai games.
One evening, a very wealthy Mexican by the name of Hector, called the manager of the kitchen and requested that he send up a guy to his room that was not too well endowed. The kitchen manager told Hector, consider it done!
The kitchen manager immediately went to the dishwashing station and yelled, "Mitchell, get your ass up to room 408. Hector wants your pecker". Chrissy sold his tiny pecker to Hector and they lived happily ever after.
So when Chrissy says he remembers Ixtapa, he clearly remembers the best job of his life. #Reamed Life Baby
Chrissy kissing Lucas Longmire’s ass.
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Originally Posted by PickleballChrissy kissing Lucas Longmire’s ass.
When Chrissy say's Lucas's level, does he mean the hair?
Or assumedly Lucas owns a car and a house, and thats Chrissy's big boy goal?
Double LOL
Two hours ago, Chrissy posted he was out to dinner.....with Prop 1 and Prop 2.
Then he starts a ramble about his life, with a note that Lucas Longdong [Chrissy's new crush] will appreciate the Sainted Mother story, with the "My dad tried to beat the stupidity out of me but he failed" story thrown in as well.
Is Lucas also running a chums club for idiots like Jason seems to be?
Chrissy reminds us how much of a bad ass he is with claims he used to sell drugs and live on the streets and *gasp * he went to jail, where he had some of the best sex of his life.
I guess the traditional birthday booty bashes are dead and buried.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Indeed they are. Poor Squirtstopher couldn't trick Nam Douche or Fatalie Young or Branko Blue Balls into showing up to Vegas for another Extortion Scheme after the Dave Pruett Debacle, hahaha!
Instead Chrissy will be going to event of the CENTURY folks... an Islanders vs Golden Knights game... bahahahahahaha!
Stacy gets NO birthday dinner, NO car, NO Birthday gifts that week while Chrissy has a pre-birthday dinner and cheap seats and a throw away NHL game (sorry Rivers!)
Funny amongst the Birthday well wishers from yesterday, I don't see Busto Branko? Not even a Like or a Heart emoji for the Mentor he's paid over 25k to over 4 years??? Others from the past like Pene, Bird Brain and April Bimbo Hill all sent a Happy Birthday comment or 'Like'. Even Nam Douche and Fatalie Young wished the Bloat!
Seems I was correct that Branko finally smartened up and told Chrissy to "FUCK OFF!" when he tried to extort old Blue Balls Branko for More Money!!
Also Jason Sample and Chrissy are planning a Man-Date in Vegas soon, lol. Is there a dating App for Scammers? Scam Date tm. ??
He also says some nonsense about "Capitalizing on the HARD WORK that he did"... Hahahahahahahaha!
Yea, he surely "worked" night and day to pick the favorite team at a huge vig and then Marty bet when they lose and then Whine & Cry about "Paying the Price" when they lose again!
Or Capitalize on Losing 5 in a row for $156,000 (Complete Lies) and have to put 3 times that much on the line to barely come out ahead?
Chrissy deserves to be alone on his birthday and is likely dragging the Hag & Silent Squirter along much to their chagrin!
Shoutout to ELMO!
#BLOAT LIFE BABY!
is he really only 46? i thought he was turning 49 or 50? also how old is the Skank, i think she is older than him?
Probably called "Angle Grinder"Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
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Chrissy finally got engagement for his birthday, just over 50 reacts and 50 comments (although a few are Chrissy commenting back).
Next up Chrissy will figure a way to have three birthdays a year.....
Hey…look who I see…
Not “on the glass” and not exactly in the expensive club section.
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Originally Posted by TheRiversHey…look who I see…
Not “on the glass” and not exactly in the expensive club section.
Aaannnnnd down 1-0 at the end of the first period.
2-0 now :D Could you explain where he is? I just woke up to tune in. edit: nvm found them! edit2: he looked at Stacy after islanders scored 3-0, wonder what he said!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by TheRiversHey…look who I see…
Not “on the glass” and not exactly in the expensive club section.
Aaannnnnd down 1-0 at the end of the first period.
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Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs2-0 now :D Could you explain where he is? I just woke up to tune in. edit: nvm found them!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
3-0 now. I can only assume "hurr hurr just because I dressed up as a golden knight didnt mean I bet on them, hurr hurr"
No, he actually said in a video earlier tonight: "The Golden Knights win is going to be a very profitable birthday" so he's already made explicitly clear he bet on the Knights & is going to have to come up with something else. Either "I made it all back + profit on roulette" or "my other sportsbet for a gazrillion dollars actually recouped the losses + profit" or even the rare "I just randomly put $100 into this slot machine and won the jackpot! That's goat life baby, everything I do makes money!"Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
3-0 now. I can only assume "hurr hurr just because I dressed up as a golden knight didnt mean I bet on them, hurr hurr"
@ Pickleball: Looks like the 500K in 2025 scam is over. Now he is pitching, "Folks we can make 2025 the greatest year of our lives". Sign me up for my free piggy bank 2 book!
More like turn $500k into $2500 given his $150k rinse and now his LOL bet on Golden Knights.