Also, Crystal Light is a woman's drink. It's only marketed to women.
Very fitting that Chrissy loves it so much.
Look at this 1984 commercial which features all women and a few gay men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N98PfMIXu-0
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Also, Crystal Light is a woman's drink. It's only marketed to women.
Very fitting that Chrissy loves it so much.
Look at this 1984 commercial which features all women and a few gay men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N98PfMIXu-0
This is one of Chrissy’s Top Fans and pretty much sums up his main market for attracting chums.
Wouldn’t Sharon’s family have blended well with Brandon et al on the van being transported to the booty bash party on the yacht?
Notice Sharon’s hubby honoring The Bloat with his darting tongue?
Sharon as a baby (ouch) with her mother.
The Oooker being strapped to Chrissy. (Stacy was
on the shitter).
Think Chrissy would block Sharon if he saw this picture of her supporting the Scamdemic?
Or would he spare her from his blocked list because she has a healthy distrust authority?
Chrissy balls deep in fantasy land.
Claims he weighed 208 on Jan 1st, lost 4 pounds already and has a goal of hitting 175.
Part of this is giving up Monster and Crystal Light [after Druff pointed out it must taste like dick given how much Chrissy loves it)
Remember all those times Chrissy hurr hurred "99% give up on their new year's resolutions by Jan 15th hurr hurr".
Either that or we'll be seeing him promoting some obscure range of "herbs and powders" from "Asia" (really, Mexico) that guarantee weight loss, with the only known side effects being baldness (no worries there for Chrissy), idiocy (again, no worries for Chrissy) and poverty (sheeeeeet, Chrissy hit the trifecta).
Remember when Chrissy said he was like 6 % body fat a few years ago? Yea, neither does he!
as ZD pointed out the stupidity above, thought I'd add my usual magic!
No "Hurr hurr I won $5000 on the Capitals or Rangers" or whatever team won as there were no Bets and certainly no 18K wins!
Over/Under on Chrissy quitting this before the month is up..
-500 - Quits in less than 25 days
+11,111 - He sticks with this and gets down to 175 lbs (hahaha) by March!
You can place your bets here on the Prescott Protellis Sports Bet App that was turned down back on New Year's Eve of 2022!
I'll bank on more than a week, Considering he's broke for at least a week. Unless he's holding a super duper secret birthday booty bash and DEMANDS they give him a Card with $1000 cash inside, lol!Quote:
zealanddonk: I think you mean 2.5 days not 25 days. Chrissy's super secret protein diet will involve a lot of truckers
He can also invite all the Chums for his new super pooper scooper Elite Chums meeting and promise them his newest, most winningest strategy in a Spiral User Manual Notebook. Only to claim he left it at home and tell them "Derrrrp just Martingale until you get One win and then take your flight home on Spirit Airlines?!?!" # BROKE LIFE BABY!
Maybe Chrissy is trying to Suck up to Stewman again? Apparently, Ryan got Flowers from his biggest Hater!!! Remember when Stewman was claiming he doesn't even know who Chrissy is and Chrissy got all Butt hurt and Cursed out Apex, hahahahaha!
Hahahaha, looks like another “Really Bad Night” for CursedTopher!!
He brought his bad luck onto both the Canucks and Capitals by putting his tubby 208 lb lard body in their jerseys!
But I’m sure he’ll miraculously win the money back on the Devils or Kraken or Panthers or whoever ends up winning tonight, with no Documentation in 18 months!
Lol at Broke Life Bitchell!
Remember folks, People who spend all their time on Social Media are Freakin Losers, case in point…
Is Jason running some sort of chums club for the intellectually challenged?
Sharif looks like a certified window licker (and possible nonce) and we know how challenged Chrissy is.
And the LIES continue! We all know he LOST, but this shit for brains doesn't have $156,000 to burn, much less $15,000 to bet on the Devils!
Probably lost $1500 and Stacy threw a Shit fit, so here's the end result!
Wouldn't ya know folks, he was able to miraculously place a Bet on the Devils to recoup the alleged 156k Lost PLUS profit folks!!!
It's Truly a Miracle Folks!Quote:
Uncle BWB a Day Ago: But I’m sure he’ll miraculously win the money back on the Devils or Kraken or Panthers or whoever ends up winning tonight, with no Documentation in 18 months!
Lol at Broke Life Bitchell!
Remember folks, People who spend all their time on Social Media are Freakin Losers, case in point…
Even more of a Miracle is he just stated days ago, that the Casino's's's he goes to have a Betting Limit of 85K. So in an even Bigger miracle than the Birth of Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Chrissy was able to override his so-called betting limit that were in place just days earlier and place the BIGGEST bet of his entire life and win all the money back PLUS profit folks!
No bet slip of course and certainly NONE of the alleged $156,000 plus profit that he calmly claims to have won. You'd think he'd be excited, showing the bet slip annnnd rolling around in the $200,000 cash like he was shaking like a leaf over $15,000 not long ago.
But no, just a cheap jersey in front of cheap poster boards and cheap $100 bill wall paper from a Cheap Fraud wearing cheap dentures!
#BROKE JOKE FOLKS!
Not a good way to recruit Chums to your Dumb Dumb Cum Bum Club! "Hurr hurr I lost $156,000 in 2 days folks, but pay me $5000 and learn how to make $500,000 the rest of the year... God's Honest Truth!?!?"
So how exactly does $2500 GUARANTEE you a path to making $500,000 if you have to LOSE 156K first?Quote:
Tariq Reed: Folks! Sure you lost $156K following me in the last few days, but since I'm showing you how to make $500K in 2025, you're still technically up $344K. That's easily worth the $12K Inner Circle membership!
I'm guessing this is on Page 4 of the new Spiral Masturbation Mind User Manual?
Chapter 4
Bet $18K on random teams... LOSE. Then bet 36K on random teams... LOSE AGAIN. Then donk off whatever you have left from your Father In Law's last loan and hope for the best!?!? #BLOAT LIFE BABY!
rep typo "you called it the other day" ^^^
just wanted to leave a link to the video, plus the Devils were a -250 favorite so in order for Krissy Cakes to win his $156,000 back and then make his usual "$5k profit" he would of have to lay roughly $403,000... totally believable folks....
https://www.facebook.com/reel/980112990682619
Great advertisement for the chums club
"hurr hurr, I rinsed 5 mitchellgaled bets in a row and decided to take a big boy risk, if yu had followed my advice you'd probably already be broke by now, hurr hurr".
LOL at 3 casinos still taking his action
LOL at 3 casinos not doing money laundering checks on him at this point for supposedly big boy bets like that.
LOL at 3 casinos taking action from someone who would have been tweaked off his balls given his other videos.
So, because he won does that mean the "weight loss challenge" is off, now that Stace isnt leaving him?
LOL, Chrissy has a nonsense post to go with his nonsense reel.
I'll leave the honours to BWB for a full pull apart, other than
"I could have and should have won all five.....
But I didn't.
Penalties (emotional outbursts) by players cost me all five bets."
Thats right folk, its emotions of players that rinsed Chrissy 5 games he "should" have won.
It looks like The Bloat will jinx Ohio State IF he places a bet on them.
Anyone care to predict when Chrissy will pose with stacks of 100s once again?
When does he receive his Betonlie affiliate commissions? I choose that date.
To be a fly on the wall in the inner circle right now lol. He's obviously in the midst of a brutal downswing currently, several days where he's just getting absolutely steamrolled. His answer to the inner circle members? "You guys should've just bet 2k each on the losing bets, and then hundreds of thousands on the winning one, duh!"
He obviously does not tell them the sum to bet on each option either, because he advertised his book as being written to teach inner circle members exactly how much to bet on what. So not only does he scam them out of the $1k per month fee, not only does he scam them by getting a percentage of their losses through his affiliate deal, he's now taking it one step further by attempting to profit off of his own lies about bet sizing, like he's sitting on some secret formula that tells you exactly which option to bet your entire bankroll on, and which option to bet nearly nothing on.
I really wonder how much he's charging for this one, and if it's any different from the empty book he sold last time that the members were meant to fill in themselves. It couldn't possibly be filled with content, it's way too thick to have actually been written by him.
His latest post is also just so laughably stupid. According to oddsportal, the moneyline for the team he bet on was around 1.4. In order for him to have recouped $156,000 and made a "massive" profit, he would've had to bet nearly half a million.
The Knights are - 267 with one of my sports books.
Looks like a good time to sprinkle on the Sharks.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1UF...ibextid=wwXIfr
I can see Chrissy having rinsed $15k, begged borrowed or stole $40k and bet that, per the "divide by 10" rule.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
As for the new colouring in book, this 5 game losing streak will have pretty much killed it for any new chums he has lured in since best case they would have had to bet $400 from their starter $2500 assuming they already lost $156 following his nonsense.
I could see Chrissy not wanting to flash $400k worth of tickets to win $156k + profit, but he really is stuck here.
It would "show all the haters" he did have a big boy bankroll and that he is a winner, since we already know the outcome of the bet [supposedly].
He wouldn’t be publishing his losses if he didn’t have a couple of suckers on the line. After getting crushed, he miraculously recovers with a “big boy bet” every time. It’s Martingale degeneracy at its finest. If he really believed in those massive bets (all lol big money line favorites), why dick around with all those smaller bets? Because he gets off on being in action. That’s the exact opposite of what the few successful gamblers in the world do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
Chrissy has never shown more than 50K at any given time. Whereas you see people like Vegas Dave, Sean Perry, and even Cody Covers always showing larger amounts of cash. Chrissy only wishes he could scam to that level.
He obv didn't lose 156k, but he really did have a BIG LOSS (copyright BWB).
Chrissy is an unusual scammer in 3 ways:
1) He believes his own lies that his systems work
2) He can't help but incorporate his real-life big losing days into his narrative, almost like he has to tell someone
3) You can find him jerking off for men, all over the internet
So when he says he lost, he really lost. He only "brags" about losses when he really loses big. Of course, he inflates the amount to make himself feel like a high roller, and justifies it to himself that by bragging about the massive losses, it helps the scam. (It doesn't, but he thinks it does.)
That's also probably the reason he suddenly wants to lose weight. He's probably close to broke, and saying to himself that if he gets in shape, at least he has his health. We all know that won't last.
Well I don't believe he's being trutful at all when it comes to bet sizing. I don't think he's recouping his losses because if he did, he'd show it. If he bet half a million (or even a tenth of that) and won, that shit would be framed and he'd never stop talking about it. He literally dedicated an entire vlog about how he bet $21k on some match, a match he ended up losing. But he was so fuckin proud of the bet that he uploaded the video anyway. And just a few days ago, he was showing off that he has $18k to his name & some parlay for a few hundred bucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiHe wouldn’t be publishing his losses if he didn’t have a couple of suckers on the line. After getting crushed, he miraculously recovers with a “big boy bet” every time. It’s Martingale degeneracy at its finest. If he really believed in those massive bets (all lol big money line favorites), why dick around with all those smaller bets? Because he gets off on being in action. That’s the exact opposite of what the few successful gamblers in the world do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Jr. aka Bubs
What he's actually doing, is revealing how much he bet on each pick *after* the matches end. That's how when he loses 5 and wins 1, the 1 win just happened to be 20x bigger than the losses and thus recouped the losses. He's done this multiple times on his facebook feed just over the past few days, and if they wanna know how much he bets, then they're going to have to buy his new book! And I really wonder how much he's charging them for it!! It kinda makes me nostalgic actually, it reminds me of the good old days of genuine desperation, when he would beg the inner circle members to give him more money for his latest baccarat strategies.
it's all lies. all of it. otherwise he would be showing tickets.
as if he's walking in a casino with that kind of cash. this broke dick.
his way of figuring this is smart or whatever doesn't matter.
nothing would give him more pleasure and suckers than posting a pic of him like vegas dave etc picking up the cash w/ the ticket.
it's all lies.
surprised anyone believes any of this anymore.
Chrissy is already calling Bubs a “future NHL Star.” So…I guess then it’s okay for him to have a JOB and pay taxes like everyone else?