Krissy Cakes has another $5k "lock" for tonight ... Fla. Panthers and professes it on FakeBook... i think you all know what to do... i got my Penguins bet in @ +166... just a sprinkle to have some fun... https://www.facebook.com/reel/991561746353751
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Krissy Cakes has another $5k "lock" for tonight ... Fla. Panthers and professes it on FakeBook... i think you all know what to do... i got my Penguins bet in @ +166... just a sprinkle to have some fun... https://www.facebook.com/reel/991561746353751
Florida, meanwhile, is coming off a 3-1 loss to Carolina on Thursday and now plays the second half of a back-to-back. The Panthers will start Spencer Knight who's 6-6-1 with a 2.87 GAA and a .887 SV%. In his career against Pittsburgh, he's 0-0-1 with a 4.88 GAA and a .688 SV%.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Not that stats matter.
Chrissy looks hella worn out, bags under the eyes, hasnt bothered shaving, wearing a panthers shirt.
Looks like its 0-0 in the first period.
The Bloat right now: "GODDAMMIT!!! If I only really had $9600 to bet on the game!!!"
Betting bad odds on a game that ended as closely as an NHL game can end is totally a recipe for success. LOL
A -190 favorite winning in a shootout. That’s really good handicapping. Just like his (imaginary) $85,000 bet on the Stars the other night in a game tied in the third period.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
i know the fucker was sweating it cause he wants to look good on FakeBook.... no chance in hell we see a winning ticket though... cause it doesn't exist....
Hey Chrissy, you did not win $5,000.00 betting on the Panthers tonight.
You are a fake and a fraud. Show us a copy of your bet slip BEFORE the game begins.
Never mind as you never show Documentation aka PROOF of your bets before or after.
Pretty soon Bubs is going to find out that his father is a scammer and dirt poor.
Then what are you going to do? I know. You will lie to Bubs with your tongue darting out of your mouth
just like you lie to everyone else, including Stacy. You are what is known as "White Trash".
By the way, your pretend bet on the Florida Panthers at - 190 almost lost.
How long will it take you to lose your new bankroll funded by the sale of your Chevy Tahoe?
My guess is less than thirty days.
You should hang out with Vegas Dave as the two of you are like peas in a pod.
Go buy yourself a purse just like he does and have it monogrammed with the letters K Y L E.
Remember when Chrissy said he was giving up Monster? Only to end up going back to after supposedly quitting it for a month? Then going back on it and trying to hide it by not holding up the can and smiling like a Fake Beauty Pageant contestant?
Apparently, he doesn’t!
Oh, and here’s the Squirter giving social media business advice to someone richer and more successful than him!
How much you wanna bet there’s an Inactive LinkedIn account featuring a certain Masturbator???
I’m sure Mr. Burt would love to know about other Channels once owned by Squirtstopher that were Terminated or Deleted for Scams and Deceptive Practices!!
Also, apparently you can have a J.O.B. Or a Dream, but clearly nobody can have a Dream
JOB?
I guess all those pro athletes, Doctors, entertainers, comedians and successful Podcasters weren’t Dreamers and just settled for 6 and 7 figure annual salaries to become Slaves.
Meanwhile, Chrissy was living Dreaming about Pulling his Pud for 10 years at Colt, Chaos Men, Paragon Men, Frat Men, Scat Men, Squirting Men, Sharting Men, and Minute Men!
Chrissy's "dream" picture is him sucking off a cigar.
Remember kids, Chrissy is a master of subliminal messages and advance scripting when he makes these posts.
wiil Krissy Cakes make his usual $5k today in fantasy land?? we got NFL and NHL today... so it could be more...will we get a reel from the casino wearing a jersey proving he made the bet(s) or do you we just a picture wearing a jersey holding a notecard and the new coloring book to prove he made lots of money today..??
More lies of non existent $5000 bets.
He actually showed the cheap house plant and the same Cheap white tv stand and recliners he had in Chicago when he couldn’t afford the rent there and ran like a Pussy!
His proof is as laughable as his career in Gay porn and consists of him showing the final moments of the Caps game and then hard cut to him sitting in the Leased Cadillac with the same prop money he sold the Tahoe for!
Nothing new from Mid-Week Mitchell and he claims to have another $18,000 on the line on two other games. But what happened to “Don’t be Greedy”???
Hit singles and make one win a day? Why does the Bloat need to place MORE bets for MORE money? Isn’t that more than 3.15 percent winnings per day? Is that in violation of his new Masturbator Mitchell User Manual???
More lies and Contradictions from the Summerlin Squirter while he watches the Stupid Box and Stacy doesn’t get a New Years Gift, a Belated Christmas or Birthday gift or even the spare key to the car to have some time away from the Autistic Home Schooler!
#TRAPPED LIFE BABY
Sweet jeebus, Chrissy looks very strung out at the start of his new reel (thanks BWB), no sleep and no blinking hella bags under he eyes.
He perks right up when it cuts to him winning the game.
He then says hes off to the casino to get his winnings but as we know, he doesnt actually go inside just like poor Stace and flashs some cash sitting in his car.
Claims if he goes undefeated today it'll be $23k profit.
If only casinos had some mechanism to provide documentation of any of this.
No posts since today's early win.
Fairly good chance he's lost the other two and is donking it up at the casino trying to get even for the night.
Not sure how that works for the chums who cant easily chase at the casino.
Drugged out Chrissy left a comment on his latest Reel.
Today was a bad day for him.
2 to 1 he says in his next Reel that he only won two out of the three games.
If you watch the Reel, Chrissy looks extremely paranoid. He keeps looking all over as if someone he scammed, is waiting for him to walk to the parking lot.
Remember all the times that Chrissy keeps telling us he is a carefree millionaire who does what he wants, he seems to have forgotten.
Chrissy seems to forget if he wants to exploit "pity" from his chums, he needs to whip out the ol sainted mother story.
Having a good cry because he lost 2 of his 3 sports bets he told his chums to bet on, followed by another 3 big boy mitchellgales on sports he didnt tell his chums about, followed by a quick Baaaacky rinse at the casino, and finally being told he's only worth $5 per blowie in the casino toilets is just not going to get much sympathy from anyone.
Also guessing he cant afford life insurance on Stace as "sainted wife" would probably make for a great follow up to sainted mother.
LOL:
One Chrissy's earlier post yesterday, someone mentioned they missed Chrissy's youtube channel.
Chrissy replied one hour ago with
"thank you for enjoying my past YouTube channel. I appreciate that. However, I've moved on to bigger ventures and don't want to devote my life to social media any more."
Bolding added.
Dance monkey, dance.
must of Mitchellgaled all the Tahoe money away... must of Mitchellgaled all the BOL fake chips affiliate money away too... not even a live prerecorded watch me make 100 bucks in 15 minutes video... will he have to swindle some sort of deal with the Escalade to put some money in his pocket...he would sell his soul or wife and kid to the Devil for a few hundred bucks right now...
Ahhh the old diversion tactic of "Hurr hurr I bet 50k/60k/18k and it's gonna be a Huge night for me... FOLKS FOLKS, look over here, I'm doing something mediocre and need YOUR opinion, even though I don't Care what YOU think! So please answer this stupid question so you forget that I LIED about magic sports bets that Lost last night"
Why is Chrissy wearing his Man purse over that cheap Lightning jersey? Is he stocking up on Halloween Candy and Unhealthy Cookies for the upcoming Masturbation Mind Birthday Booty Bash?
Funny that he was just bragging to that Eli Bowman fool about drinking Monsters every day since 2008 and having to put that Crystal crap in his water. Now he's asking "Hurr durr does this stuff make your sharts purple like mine? Is this Anal poison like those things I did for Colt???"
#DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION LIFE BABY!
Usually after a,"really bad day", Chrissy takes the day off and celebrates with the caged wife and baby boy ooker. Not this time as his cash flow just might be a wee low as they say in Scotland.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
What is the betting line on Chrissy never mentioning the 500K- 2025 scam? He just might tone it down to join my inner circle and print as much money as you want, when you want and with who you want. LOL
Wadda BUM!
Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Chrissy how does it feel that PFA took YouTube away from you?
For once you are making the correct decision, as starting another channel will end like all the others -- and quickly. We have a direct line to the PEOPLE at YouTube (not bots) who made the decision to shitcan your numerous channels due to scamming.
Once again, if you would like to provide proof that you are an actual winning gambler (and we will negotiate very reasonable terms as to what constitutes "proof"), we will stop reporting your channel, I'll take down this thread, and I will post a public apology to you. But we know why you never take me up on that offer, huh?