hey looky here folks you can get a new special edition (or is that special education ) coloring book... it's even in spiral notebook form.... so it must be legit... but only if you join his private inner circle jerk off club... lmao.. wtf??!!!
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hey looky here folks you can get a new special edition (or is that special education ) coloring book... it's even in spiral notebook form.... so it must be legit... but only if you join his private inner circle jerk off club... lmao.. wtf??!!!
Best thing about Chrissy is, no matter how close to rock bottom he gets, he always surprises us with something even more stupid.
20m ago he posted he has a "Sports betting Blueprint" and unlike the colouring in book, you cant buy it on Amazon.
Good news, on the cover it states "Following this to the 'T' will allow you to make unlimtied amounts of Goat Life Cash*"
Bad news, you have to join his chums club to get this idiocy.
*The cover also explains that Goat Life Cash is blah blah blah do whatever you want blah blah blah.
Literally on the cover on his nonsense.
It looks like it has a few pages to it, but assumedly you just write down your big boy bet, what Chrissy told you to bet on, and then L.O.L college sports are rigged because Chrissy keeps losing at New Years on college sports.
LOL at the coloring book "light" for sports. His engagement on FB is near zero so I wonder if he's found some other platform that isn't yet wise to his amateurish hustle. I checked Rumble for any vids but a search of his name brings up (happily!) vids containing take downs of his silly strats.
Can't wait for this latest idiocy to leak online.
obv there are NO bets. well, none that he is proud of.
anyway, i don't do FB, but do any of his alleged chums ever post - hey, great pick last night coach, went 2-0? i mean surely they want to congratulate their atm machine coach.
karma can't catch up to this fag soon enough.
Nah, they are scared shitless to post anything about the inner happenings of the Inner Circle Jerk, lest they be cast out like Dipshit Dave Pruett and Rick Lee!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
I don’t even think the 3 idiots still possibly in there even like Sports betting and probably don’t even bother using the sports picks!
Fatalie Young and Kenny Rogers are slot Degens and Branko is a roulette addict. The other guy Nam Douche is unknown and MAY be the only one betting on sports regularly.
Judging by tonight’s college football and nhl results, the Bloat LOST again!
Considering he was wearing a Devil’s jersey in his latest post holding up the spiral Coloring Books annnnd Ohio State upset the #1 college team!
#JINXED Life Baby!
Another cringe worthy "wahhhhh for me" post from Crybaby Chrissy. Won't even bother posting it here as it's the long winded, ever changing, same Bool Sheeit story about being broke, wanting to give up, praying for help and getting the answer... SPORTS BETS!
Though last time wasn't it God "talking to Chrissy" and guiding him to choose the right Baccy table and bet the right side???
Speaking of Talking to God, old Keith Crap is selling Lifetime memberships for $1000 folks or you can pay $99 a month like another Fellow Church Going but Non-Christian Lifestyle Living Scammer once offered!
Also looks like old Keithy likes to do some freaky shit on stage at his shows. Here he looks like he's about to pull a Lemmy and get a Blowjob from a female parishioner on stage during a Motorhead concert. Her husband is also down on his knees while Papa Keith unsheathes his Heavenly Sword!
Chrissy adds a new reel of Bool Sheeit with Spiral Squirter Book!
Rivers gave it a good write up below, so I'll leave it at that!!
Oh…so the new blueprint is something he and Stacy created together. Where have we seen this before? And it even appears to have the same amount of pages as the last blueprint. Only difference is…this one will cost you 12K and you’ll make a half million while the other cost you $30 and you’d make close to four million. Which woild you choose? Oh yeah…neither. Both will result in you becoming broke.
A few pages ago, TheRivers called out what it actually is and some quick math confirms that it's the piggy bank book starting with $2500 and increasing the bankroll by 1.5% daily (you end the year...assuming you started yesterday...with $564,390.10).
What a lazy piece of shit this couple is.
Spread the word.
Chrissy has been hiding another book of his that he sells on Amazon.
Are you questioning the Goat?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
In his latest FB Reel, he disclosed that he was on his way to the post office to mail off the first batch!
He struck gold with this latest scheme. Bahahahahaha
He never gives up trying to scam people. Never ever.
He would sell Stacy and Bubs for just one inner circle member. Yes he would.
Chrissy would dump the real author of his Sport Betting Guide to Riches.
I sure wish there was law enforcement that would haul off this worthless Humpty Dumpty fat rear end and mouth.
Obviously why does Stace get a co-author credit on this nonsense if it is "mainly sports betting"?
How many chums will also buy the colouring in book and realise its effectively the same nonsense?
In Chrissy's reel he "fans" the top corner of 3 pages to show us "hurr hurr its real!!! hurr hurr" but cant actually see anything on the pages.
He looks so happy with a real physical copy of his "book".
Chrissy's Reel of the Day.
The Las Vegas, NV main branch of the US Post Office is seething at little Kyle. He has managed to flood their processing center with thousands of manilla envelopes stuffed with his lastest best seller "Kyle Prescott's You Ready, You Ready, Haah?"
His latest Kindergarten book is sure to be a huge splash as he swears he is unloading his first splash, errr batch.
#Splash Life Baby
anyone wanna try and reach out to Reeves on FB messenger and warn him about CM's scam....
Chrissy caught talking about playing hide the Salami and tossing some Elon Musk wannabe’s cookies, what a loser Lol!
“Hurr durr sending kids to Public School is downright Child abuse!?!” - Chrissy 2024
I saw this old screen shot on Reddit.
Ahhh the good old days when Chrissy could lose his bankroll time after time and brag about being treated like a VIP in Las Vegas.
Being picked up in a limo at the airport and letting his viewers know that he knew a secret route to be dropped off at the front of the Bellagio. What a tool.
Those days are long gone Chrissy.
Best to move on and try your sports betting scam again.
Oh wait, you already have. What's next Pai Gow?
Before discovering gambling, Chrissy claims he and Stace each owned a car.
After many successful years, Chrissy is leasing a car and Stace is shit out of luck.
The "mystery" of who bought ULD's 16th birthday car ihas not been officially solved.....
Krissy Cakes has pulled the new coloring book off the shelf (deleted the posts)... hmmmm.....
Welp folks looks like we were WRONG again...
The Spiral Notebook Walmart Training Manual worked again...
Chapter 1
Step 1: Buy Prop Money and Lay it out on a Slot Machine. *Don't worry it doesn't have to be all Prop 100 dollar bills, you can fill in some $1 bills and "Ironed" flat Blue money and nobody will notice.
Step 2: Buy the cheapest, most boring hockey jerseys from the kids section at Walmart. *No need to buy adult size jerseys as people who wear hockey jerseys daily are usually Masturbating Midgets with Tiny Dicks!
While you're there, help yourself to multiple Employee Training Manuals and use the cover below to fool people into thinking there's Betting Secrets inside and charge ridiculous prices for it!
Step 3: Lie about a multiple Thousand Dollar win on any Team that won THAT night. *Don't worry if they Lost the game before and after as none of the Chums are smart enough to keep track with the Lies!
Step 4: Rinse & Repeat until Branko and Nam Do threaten to quit. Then drum up some Extortion scheme about a NEW NEW SUPER DUPER ELITE MOST BESTEST WINNING Strategy that ONLY works INSIDE the Casino's's's! Make sure you choose Obscure teams like Vancouver and Calgary that nobody outside Western Canada cares about and make undocumented claims how you bet $6000, $9000 or $5000 on them daily!
#FAKE LIFE BABY!
Indeed it can, ask Dave Pruett, Zach and Brandon how their lives were CHANGED... for the WORST!!!Quote:
Phantom Limb: One truth: if you join his inner circle jerk it WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER...bankruptcy can do that to a person...
Here are the REAL Geniuses of the Mitchell Gene Pool... which says something!
Hahahaha, Chrissy gawt Maaad cuz we showed a picture of Paul being a GOOD DAD!
Does he show a sports bet or winning transaction history to "prove" he actually won on Vancouver? Nope! Just another Cheap jersey picture in front of his tiny rented bunker wall with a single $100 bill poster, hahahaha!
Yup, really proving us wrong there Kyle! Just like you NEVER did Gay Porn or ANY kind of Porn???
Too bad NVB will never know what a Good Father is and has to watch his Fat Daddy Lie, Cheat and Steal his way through life like the Fraud he is! Hahahahaha!
Interestingly in that post Chrissy seems to claim the magic book only tells you how much to bet for each game or day [which makes sense since he cant rpedict outcomes].
As I think TheRivers said, it'll just be "hurr hurr bet 1.5% of your bankroll each day and hope to win", and then just colour in each day with win or loss.
With that said, how exactly has it worded it if someone has some losing days?
Is it just "add money to your bankroll to get back to the total for the day" or should we assume snce its Chrissy, no one wll ever have a losing day?