*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

In what was a big gift but might not matter, Jace Peterson hit one off the wall which should have cleared the bases.

Instead, the runners got confused, only one of them scored, and by the time Moreno realized he should have tried to run home, it was way too late, and he was easily tagged out.

So now it's 1st and 2nd, 1 out, 1-0 instead of 2nd base and 3-0 (or at least 2nd/3rd 2-0), nobody out.

If somehow the Reds can escape with just 1 scored, they have a shot here. But Farmer can't throw strikes and they're not taking him out. It's like the Reds don't care that they are up against a wildcard rival with a similar record.

Possible break.

Reds got out of it, so down 1-0, and Kelly tweaked something warming up for the 8th, so they got him out.

So I have an outside chance of still getting this one.

Senzel solo HR. Tied!

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Senzel solo HR. Tied!

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Reds +575



Some extra innings overs 2.5 & 3.5

Great game … love the AZ announcers

Reds push over another... but this shit staff has to hold them in the 8th. Diaz is good, so I just want to see them get through the 8th. Already a guy on, nobody out.

Yup, Corbin Carroll 2-run shot with 2 strikes. 3-2

I'm running so terrible this month.

:gay2

Corbin Carroll first HR in 27 games.

Baseball is hard

Give you the name of my therapist Druff. She’s gonna want cash in advance if you mention my name

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Reds push over another... but this shit staff has to hold them in the 8th. Diaz is good, so I just want to see them get through the 8th. Already a guy on, nobody out.

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I had two evening bets. Cubs ML/Bellinger hit +120. Cody got a hit first at bat, they went up 3-0, looked like the makings of a cakewalk. Next thing it’s 3-3 going into extras. Got lucky to win with a bloop that scored 2 in 10th. That was Cody’s only hit.

Had Reds also. Game was on FS1. Obvious pitchers duel, but Kelly was unhittable. Having been burnt by that Reds bullpen last week, I waited until the end of 6 and took buyout for 90% of my original bet. Rarely do that, but didn’t like trajectory of that game and had a way out. Had them at like +154, but didn’t want to chance it. No idea why AZ took out Kelly as his PC was good. He looked like he was going the whole way. It’s why I took cash out. Was so pissed when they took 2-1 lead, then thrilled I cashed out when they blew it. That Reds bullpen is AIDS.

I swear I’ve bet the Reds 4 times in past few weeks and Da La Cruz hasn’t got a hit. I don’t bet them, I’m watching highlights, but he doesn’t even get on base when I bet them.

Have Injuns tonight at +136. Down to +130 now. I like Bibee kid, and we run well against Blue Jays in general.

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Have Injuns tonight at +136. Down to +130 now. I like Bibee kid, and we run well against Blue Jays in general.

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The AL East version of the Padres are banned so I don’t have any objection to that.

I went
Under 8.5 -115

I want some Senga & Mets in a SGP but they won’t show daddy yet.

I didn’t realize Kelly was pulled for cramping. I had cashed out by then. Just watched highlights and saw it.

What combo san? Senga K’s and Mets?

Why is that game not on board? Ohtani uncertainty?

Golf:

Added Straka Fitzpatrick and Tom Kim to my stable, the first 2 with and without FedEx strokes

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I didn’t realize Kelly was pulled for cramping. I had cashed out by then. Just watched highlights and saw it.

What combo san? Senga K’s and Mets?

Why is that game not on board? Ohtani uncertainty?

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No Angels pitcher announced. I wanna see Senga K prop - what will it be? and same game with Mets ML against that god forsaken team and bullpen.

Woulda preferred overnight before the world’s eyes and wager-tainment focus on the obvious.

I was amused by this mornings prebuilt Prop parlays that have Ohtani hitting a HR and all manner of nonsense

Ben Verlander had a good Ohtani rant. He did the chasing Ohtani doc

I am close to pulling trigger on my first NFL teaser. I’m also about to pull a fast after my steak tonight. I am thinking about boycotting NFL this year for similar healthful benefits. Gotta decide soon.

I cut down on alcohol, salt and NFL in a big way last year. I won’t need a patch to quit entirely

You can get Senga 6+(Alt) & Mets for +100 on the open

Standard unit

Angels 3rd highest K% against RHP last 30 days.

Mets are a fail team so I wish Senga played for someone else and smash


I did a little SGP ladder using 7 and a taste of 8 K’s. Lol. FanDuel is still waiting. Maybe I got a steal

GA meeting tomorrow. I was the guy yesterday with Merrill Kelly 6K’s and he ended with 12K’s. I have a lot to talk about. What you see above is me acting out

You can't run bad forever. Or can you? I've had some bad streaks in poker over the years which would make you guys projectile vomit.

Lance Lynn is a new man in Dodger blue. He's returning to face an AL foe since his renaissance. Will we get back the old horrible Lynn, or the dominant Dodgers Lynn?

And will Kutter Crawford build upon his 1-hitter of the Yankees? Or did he pitch so well because the Yankees are terrible?

I believe that this one will go under, and the 10 line gives us some room. Don't be too concerned about the 9-10mph wind blowing out, as the drizzle and rain should counteract that somewhat (it also might delay or suspend the game, though, so watch out!)

Dodgers lineup tonight is more top heavy than usual, which is good for under bettors.

https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1695180207773335565


Dodgers (Lynn) at Boston (K. Crawford) - Under 10 -105

Every time it looks good, it goes bad.

3-0 Boston through 5.

Dodgers put 3 up in 6th, 3 in 7th. And it's not over.

6-3 now, on the verge of losing this too.

Another 9th inning loss

:no

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You can get Senga 6+(Alt) & Mets for +100 on the open

Standard unit

Angels 3rd highest K% against RHP last 30 days.

Mets are a fail team so I wish Senga played for someone else and smash


I did a little SGP ladder using 7 and a taste of 8 K’s. Lol. FanDuel is still waiting. Maybe I got a steal

GA meeting tomorrow. I was the guy yesterday with Merrill Kelly 6K’s and he ended with 12K’s. I have a lot to talk about. What you see above is me acting out

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Senga got 10 strikeouts but the worthless Mets lost 3-1. Anemic. X

I have a DK 3 team parlay 50% bonus and a FD 100% bonus.
You guys have anything? The bonuses are like $25 max but shame to waste


Trade ya
Dodgers
Orioles
Brewers
Mariners
+458
Actually kinda like it. It’s super obvious brainless stuff. Whatever. Like all these games

Generally, don't like halftime bets, but Navy looks like shit. 28-0 at half, got a bet at -35.5 Notre Dame. I just bet a grand on ND, this looks to be easy money if you saw just how bad Navy looked.

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Generally, don't like halftime bets, but Navy looks like shit. 28-0 at half, got a bet at -35.5 Notre Dame. I just bet a grand on ND, this looks to be easy money if you saw just how bad Navy looked.

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Hopefully you listened to me, it was a little tighter than I would have liked, but Navy sucked.

Point here though, these were the worst announcers I ever heard, at least the play by play guy. Like 5 times with ND leading by 5 TDs with 5 minutes left, he kept making points "If Notre Dame holds on here". I mean WTF, it was absolutely impossible for Navy to score 2 TDs in minutes let alone 5 . Oh well, another grand in the coffers.

CC: Jerry

Anyone think the USC - San Jose game at 66 over is a steal? I mean USC has a Division 2 defense, at least they did last year.

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Anyone think the USC - San Jose game at 66 over is a steal? I mean USC has a Division 2 defense, at least they did last year.

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Just put a grand on the over 66. This one looks easy. You could have the over at halftime. Or close to it.

Do not doubt me.

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Anyone think the USC - San Jose game at 66 over is a steal? I mean USC has a Division 2 defense, at least they did last year.

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Just put a grand on the over 66. This one looks easy. You could have the over at halftime. Or close to it.

Do not doubt me.

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I dont doubt you.

Lot of money is lost when people say “it will be different this year”…. And ive heard a lot about that in Re to USC D.

Im going to bet it live

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Just put a grand on the over 66. This one looks easy. You could have the over at halftime. Or close to it.

Do not doubt me.

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I dont doubt you.

Lot of money is lost when people say “it will be different this year”…. And ive heard a lot about that in Re to USC D.

Im going to bet it live

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That USC defense was about the worst on the planet last year when they had everything to play for. I just don't see how it can be fixed first game this year. San Jose can score. I think this is an easy one. Over 66, I think this will be over 10 minutes in the third quarter.

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I dont doubt you.

Lot of money is lost when people say “it will be different this year”…. And ive heard a lot about that in Re to USC D.

Im going to bet it live

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That USC defense was about the worst on the planet last year when they had everything to play for. I just don't see how it can be fixed first game this year. San Jose can score. I think this is an easy one. Over 66, I think this will be over 10 minutes in the third quarter.

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Looks like a second half game. Not good, but not terrible either.

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Anyone think the USC - San Jose game at 66 over is a steal? I mean USC has a Division 2 defense, at least they did last year.

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Just put a grand on the over 66. This one looks easy. You could have the over at halftime. Or close to it.

Do not doubt me.

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Hopefully you all listened to me. Lots of Arby Beef and Chedders. Been on a roll, you have to admit. Horsey sauce rules.

USC game not even televised.

LOL. Premier team with Heisman QB opposite nothing, and game is on the shitty Pac 12 Network, which you cant even buy on DirectTV. This is obviously the Pac 12 saying FU to USC for getting the ball rolling in the league's desolution.

In other news took O55 in VAndy-Hawaii.

21-14 at half. Should be 21-21 but Hawaii had a TD called back on a false start and then a turnover in the end zone on the next play. Should still be ok, but not great.

couple two things san jose state is gonna be good and oh looooooooooord at the usc offense #1 zachariah bryant my god the nation will catch up

San that faggot shit you love is starting again tomorrow boi

Word on the street is Coco can exercise her demons

Personally I am sceptical

Zverev at 33/1 is somewhat interesting

also bit of a side thesis ncaa not stopping clock on first downs after week zero basically unders on teams without elite offenses feels fine 4 out 7 went under and 3 of them went under by like 20

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San that faggot shit you love is starting again tomorrow boi

Word on the street is Coco can exercise her demons

Personally I am sceptical

Zverev at 33/1 is somewhat interesting

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I do love that faggot shit. Been slacking …gotta get to work on tennis. Alcaraz took the joy outta tennis. I’m still scarred.

In honor of tonybags I shall curse on of my bets by posting it here. The sacrifices I make.

thoughts on this reds diamond backs game anyone

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thoughts on this reds diamond backs game anyone

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Reds +105

Think I’ll put a small sumthin on it

Cecconi kid doesn’t have ace like stuff apparently but his numbers appeal to the casuals somthere seems to be value in a flip game

Why wasn’t Dodgers Red Sox the Sunday Night Game. MLB doesn’t have a damn clue what they are doing

sal just so you know i just got this text

Battery at 1 percent. No charger going to cat cafe be home in 90 min




my wifes never been to a cat cafe in her life she has my daughter with her this is the funniest text maybe ever she put a period after percent which was great

also nothing on the over?

so tine we got 90 minutes of japery before its ruined

i did absolutely drill that mets under nothing about this dbacks game says over there sally ?

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i did absolutely drill that mets under nothing about this dbacks game says over there sally ?

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I got no feel on total … baseball in the desert with the dome and the humidor I just have no feel for the ball. I honestly watch those games sometimes and wonder how humid it is closed with all those people. Does air con change humidity during course of game - I got no clue. AZ is on a roll tho.

I see your wife on this page

https://www.ballparkpal.com/Game.php?GamePk=716821

I had the over on Sawks Todgers and with the wind blowing in I had prepared for my funeral but we got a slugfest in progress now

sal you do understand my wife just went to a cat cafe i need every edge possible my guy

Hope your kid comes home with a cat.

Another intra game bet. I took the Braves who are down 2-0, + 1.5.

$1000

They can hit. Just watch. Top of the 4th.

I'm great. Fuck Jerry.