Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Perhaps Chrissy is trying to rekindle the Bromance between himself and Mike Schulkins by Financing the Caddy and become his boy toy again???

Here's a recent photo of Mike and if you look at his desk photo, you'll notice something curious!

It looks like a photo in Vegas with the Bellagio Fountain featured prominently and Schulkins with 4 dudes with hair and their real teeth smiling at Prime Steakhouse(shoutout to Rivers)! None of which are the alleged Multi-Millionaire, High Roller who claimed the Bellagio was his "Second Home"???



Why didn't Mikey invite Chrissy to join his GOATs club that day? Surely Schulkins would want the Goat present to teach his buddies how to win like he allegedly saw him dig himself out of a 52K whole one night years ago? Unless of course that was a Complete LIE and Schulkins didn't want the Masturbating Midget bothering his REAL friends with money to join his Inner Circle Jerk!

Didn't Chrissy also cry about how the boys at APEX made him Buy things he didn't need like a Rolex and a Sports car, so he sold them to distance himself from phonies like that? Funny how the first chance he got to go back to that phony life style he took it faster than Dave Pruett's money!



#BROKE LIFE BABY!

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TheRivers: I think that photo may actually be Prime Stakhouse and not Mayfair Supper Club. But…same difference.

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Yea, you right!

Krissy Cakes has deleted yesterdays reel with the money counter goes brrrr. and his mathematical guarantee of turning your 2.5k investment into 500k... i wonder if we will get another "i won another $5k folks" later today/tonight...

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Originally Posted by Pickleball

Chrissy is begging once again with the cash counter.
You don't even need a brain and he has a "mathematical guarantee" to turn $2,500.00 into 500K.
A mathematical guarantee means nothing.

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Some people aren't able to come up with a $2,500 bankroll.

But everyone has at least 1 cent.

And here is a documented "mathematical guarantee" to turn that 1 cent into over $5 million in only 1 month!

No Inner Circle membership required for this mathematical guarantee.

Now this is how you show people your sports bet winnings:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEDM9...42emVwMXAyMQ==

Having just cashed a bet on a Bowl game myself, I wonder how much Chrissy is going to lie about winning today?

Oh, I have documentation...



For only $9.99 a month, you can copy me bet for bet and I'll SHOW my bets. LOL

I'm the Number One Sports Bettor in....my house...

Why isn't the #1 Sports Bettor in the World at the NHL Winter Classic? Shouldn't a Cubs Season ticket holder and VIP be sitting FRONT ROW at such a prestigious event?

Or was the little cheapskate not given any Comp tickets this time and the good people at Wrigley said "FUCK OFF MASTURBATOR, we don't want you staining our seats with your Glory Hole Bool Sheeit!!!"



Countdown to "Folks folks, I made 5000 on the Blues in the Winter Classic, God's Honest Truth!" ****Picture of Chrissy smiling like an idiot, holding the Tahoe money and wearing a Cheap, No-Name Blues Jersey!?!?

The mathematical guarantee to turn 2,500 into 500,000 is.

Make 1.5% per day

This would yield 570,000 at the end of one year.

But of course you’ll have paid the BLOAT 12K by that point and also lost all your money so…it doesn’t matter.

At least with the coloring book wherein you can turn $100 into close to 4 million you only spent $30 on the book and maybe only lose your initial $100 bankroll.

A couple selfies of The Bloat after @BWB busted him for having to sell his Chevy Tahoe and pull every last dime out of it, to have some cash to flash around.
#Cash Poor Chrissy

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Why isn't the #1 Sports Bettor in the World at the NHL Winter Classic? Shouldn't a Cubs Season ticket holder and VIP be sitting FRONT ROW at such a prestigious event!?

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What, no table for him and Stacy at the Mayfair Supper Club for New Year’s Eve? He’s probably ditching the family to gamble, and then when he’s busted, heading to one of those men’s spas they got around town.

Looks like our friendly nerd was trolling the Vegas strip (all by himself mind you) and was up posting the video in the early morning hours. It would appear stress is taking its toll on him with those red wrinkled eyes and bags that could hold a bowling ball. Not to mention the fact that you’re out, on New Years Eve, on the Vegas strip…..by yourself. I mean….Chrissy, you’re just such a fucking nerd!!!! Who goes out NYE to walk around aimlessly to celebrate arguably the biggest party night of the year? And our little fat friend is out all by himself while wifey and son are stuck at home. You claim your family means so much to you, yet here you are out celebrating all by your lonesome self. YOU’RE A FUCKING NARCISSISTIC NERD, Chrissy!!!!!!!!! Don’t you ever forget that, or think that you’re anything more. My money says you likely ended up in the back alley with purple jacket man’s dick in your mouth.

Folks, the Bloat placed over $100,000 in bets last night!

And his irrefutable proof… a Hand Written, Index Card!!!

BahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahah ahaha!!!



There you have it folks, for any of you dead broke douche bags doubters, here’s the EXACT index card the Almighty Bloat placed these Super Duper Elite Big Boy Bet on!!!

In fact, he walked up to the Cashier and said “Hey you dead broke Cashier, I wanna bet $100,000 on the Stars!”


Cashier - “The Gay Porn Stars? Sure Mr. Prescott, just head to room 6969 with your pants around your ankles as usual!”

Chrissy - “NO No NO! Not that bet!!! You’re just jealous! I wanna bet $100,000 on the DALLAS STARS!!!”

Cashier - “Sorry Kyle, you looked broke and Horny in that cheap Jersey and dingy hat combo… Can I see your bet slip and cash?”

Chrissy - ****Chrissy hands cashier the Index card with ‘$100,000 ML Bet on Stars’****

Cashier - “Sorry Mr. Prescott, you only have $40,000 on your Imaginary credit line available to bet since you sold the Chevy Tahoe!”

Chrissy - “Fine , put me down for a fake $40,000 bet on Dallas!”

Cashier - “Very well Kyle, did you want a Fresh Index Card as Documentation of this Make Believe Bet???”

Chrissy - “Of course you Hebrew Slave! Who do you think I am, Rockefeller??? Money doesn’t grow on trees!!”



Funny there was no mention of this alleged 100k bet or any bets when he was trolling the Vegas strip? You’d think he’d be excited and flashing big bucks had he actually placed a bet!

#Exposed Lies Baby!

The reel where he claims to have wagered 116K has got more holes in it than the surface of the moon.

He claims to have turned to hockey AFTER he lost all three college football games. Problem with this is:

1 The Boise State game didn’t start till 7:30 Eastern time. The Vegas and Washington hockey games were over by then.

2. The Dallas Stars game (the one he claims got him all his money back and profit) started 30 minutes after the Boise State game.

Why would he be laying down a heavy Mitchelgale only ant most a quarter into that game? The Firsta Bowl was 17-7 at halftime with the last three points coming in the final seconds of the first half (well after 8pm Eastern).

Also…if he did win all his money back plus 11K profit this means that he was walking around with at least $127K on him (142K if you believe there was 15K more that they didn’t let him bet) at the end be of the night. Surely he’d have wanted to show that.

Also…this whole story implies he spent every minute of December 31st in a casino. Great family story if it actually were true.

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Folks, the Bloat placed over $100,000 in bets last night!
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First of all, no fucking way he bet these amounts. If he did, we’d see betting slips. But let’s play along. He got his ass kicked Martingaling college football. He booked a small NHL win, but when he lost the first 2 college games, he panicked and “doubled up” on Vegas. To recoup his losses, he makes a “big boy bet” on the Stars, risking $85,000 on a game that was tied in the 3rd period, to book a win for the day.

All I’m going to say is that this is not the behavior of a successful professional sports bettor. Rather, it’s the behavior of a degenerate gambler. Happy New Year Stacey!

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

The reel where he claims to have wagered 116K has got more holes in it than the surface of the moon.

He claims to have turned to hockey AFTER he lost all three college football games. Problem with this is:

1 The Boise State game didn’t start till 7:30 Eastern time. The Vegas and Washington hockey games were over by then.

2. The Dallas Stars game (the one he claims got him all his money back and profit) started 30 minutes after the Boise State game.

Why would he be laying down a heavy Mitchelgale only ant most a quarter into that game? The Firsta Bowl was 17-7 at halftime with the last three points coming in the final seconds of the first half (well after 8pm Eastern).

Also…if he did win all his money back plus 11K profit this means that he was walking around with at least $127K on him (142K if you believe there was 15K more that they didn’t let him bet) at the end be of the night. Surely he’d have wanted to show that.

Also…this whole story implies he spent every minute of December 31st in a casino. Great family story if it actually were true.

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@ The Rivers - Excellent breakdown on how flawed little Chrissy's New Years Eve BS story was. He is an incredibly bad liar and a major dope to boot. The five foot tall Chrissy cannot even figure the time frames of these games before coming up with his make believe story.

I think he really did lose his ass last night on the college football games. Most likely he took a big loss yesterday since the Stars must have been a - 200 ML wager and he couldn't afford to go all in and squander the money he just pulled out of his Tahoe.
His battered eyes show just how much stress he has put on himself. Little by little, his reputation has been destroyed by the PFA militia. Kind of like a working gal at the Chicken Ranch who has put in10 solid years of fornication. Chrissy has a shop worn pus*y for a reputation. Bahahahaha

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Originally Posted by Pickleball

I think he really did lose his ass last night on the college football games. Most likely he took a big loss yesterday since the Stars must have been a - 200 ML wager and he couldn't afford to go all in and squander the money he just pulled out of his Tahoe.

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Not a huge disparity, but worth posting IMO.



The Stars were in fact -220 Money Line. So if Chrissy bet exactly 85k like he claims, the return would be $38,636.36. Proving his 1st grade math skills are fictitious and off the mark by several thousand dollars as usual!

Even if the odds changed mid-game, they wouldn’t go down on the Stars to -210 or better.

So yea another complete Lie proven by Mathematical Documentation. If Chrissy would post an actual bet slip instead of hide like a pussy, he could certainly prove the haters wrong!

But alas the chicken shit Mitchell hides like a fake evangelist during a Hurricane in Houston!

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

Also…this whole story implies he spent every minute of December 31st in a casino. Great family story if it actually were true.

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I hope Stacey had a “friend” over for NYE after she put Bubs to bed.

"he lost all three college football games" <---- so Chrissy learnt nothing from his New Year's Toddler Tantrum a couple of years ago?

To make himself feel better, Chrissy has added some picks of him worshipping the Vegas Effifel Tower like its a giant multi-coloured dick.

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What is it about this time of year that gives Chrissy such itchy balls that he has to make such big boy bets?
Is it dreams of a quick win so he can buy NVB a present for a change and not have to rely on the in-laws to cough up?
Is it seeing so many other people actually happy, he ahs to do the only thing that remotely brings him joy?
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Also; for "all" the chums paying their $999/month. how much of their $2500 bankroll were they expected to put in action on _DAY 1_ to chase that magical half a mill?

Finally: Did Chrissy really post all these in his chums club FB group?
Are Chums required to stay logged in for hours a day despite Chrissy claiming only idiots spend 5 hrs a day on Social Media?

ha, great work again by everyone again, i am all out of rep comments from yesterday i guess... i just wanted to add my own 2 cents and post the links to his reels videos... first off i would like to add that don't you dead beat broke douchebag haterzzz realize that all multimillionaires who make OVER $100k per month walk around the LV Strip with all the rift raft and thugs on NYE (as RMS already pointed out) rather than taking his wife and son out to a great NYE dinner at a 5 star restaurant and watch the fireworks from some hi end balcony at said restaurant with a great view.... https://www.facebook.com/reel/3788184111398237 LMAO

second, he is definitely reading his fictitious betting scenario from the back of his betting slip... errr i mean the note card that he thinks proves his documentation of said betting transactions.... what a LOOOSERRRR....
https://www.facebook.com/reel/441753642345276

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

The reel where he claims to have wagered 116K has got more holes in it than the surface of the moon.

He claims to have turned to hockey AFTER he lost all three college football games. Problem with this is:

1 The Boise State game didn’t start till 7:30 Eastern time. The Vegas and Washington hockey games were over by then.

2. The Dallas Stars game (the one he claims got him all his money back and profit) started 30 minutes after the Boise State game.

Why would he be laying down a heavy Mitchelgale only ant most a quarter into that game? The Firsta Bowl was 17-7 at halftime with the last three points coming in the final seconds of the first half (well after 8pm Eastern).

Also…if he did win all his money back plus 11K profit this means that he was walking around with at least $127K on him (142K if you believe there was 15K more that they didn’t let him bet) at the end be of the night. Surely he’d have wanted to show that.

Also…this whole story implies he spent every minute of December 31st in a casino. Great family story if it actually were true.

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@ The Rivers - Excellent breakdown on how flawed little Chrissy's New Years Eve BS story was. He is an incredibly bad liar and a major dope to boot. The five foot tall Chrissy cannot even figure the time frames of these games before coming up with his make believe story.

I think he really did lose his ass last night on the college football games. Most likely he took a big loss yesterday since the Stars must have been a - 200 ML wager and he couldn't afford to go all in and squander the money he just pulled out of his Tahoe.
His battered eyes show just how much stress he has put on himself. Little by little, his reputation has been destroyed by the PFA militia. Kind of like a working gal at the Chicken Ranch who has put in10 solid years of fornication. Chrissy has a shop worn pus*y for a reputation. Bahahahaha

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I believe Druff posted his thoughts on Chrissy's behavior similar to this incident a few months ago. I think Chrissy disclosed that he lost 60K and yet took the day off and celebrated.
Druff said, for some reason Chrissy tells the truth when he suffers a big loss. He follows it up by celebrating at a restaurant with Stacy and Bubs or something similar to that. That gives the appearance that he is a multi-millionaire who could afford to dump $60K or whatever it was last time and then go celebrate.
Let's see if The Bloat posts some pictures tonight or tomorrow celebrating his fake multi-millionaire status with the family

Of course my memory could be wrong and Druff never posted anything similar to what my questionable mind was thinking. LOL

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Damn, Zach was one UGLY teenager! Too bad he was a limp wristed, bean pole and couldn't cut it at College Foozball!


#TRUST THE PROCESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XwRRD7smI

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I watched a few moments of that last video. Postd 3 years ago, so assumedly just before Zach met Chrissy and we all know how that went.

Zach comes across as a rube and sadly never really had a chance.
IF it wasnt for his wife, Zachy might be broke an still getting chrissy-cornholed to this day.


O and out of Reps due to today's loltastic nonsense from Chrissy and everyone's solid analysis of it.