Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Squirter tells the Dead Broke Douche Bags that follow him, Nobody gets rich at a JOB...



I guess Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg and Cuban are also jealous dead broke Douche bags because they work J.O.B.s and are all poor too???

They should drop their pants and masturbate for money, because that was a REAL BRILLIANT decision by the Masturbating Midget for 10 years!



Also funny that people who work JOBs don't have to go beg their Father in laws to co-sign for vehicles and Rented condos in 2020 like a certain Masturbator had to! Guess he outsmarted all those poor people with Good Credit and Good Reputations on that one too!



And who could forget 2023 when Chrissy had to LIE about Dave & Buster Branko losing their ass at the Masturbation Mind Meeting, only for Chrissy to get on his knees and BEG Dave for $5000 to play with that night. Only to throw Dave out the group when he told the Truth about what happened!

Guess Dave was punished for being too rich to be in the Chums club!





Shitting Your Pants Life Baby!

this is probably a good spot to revisit the story of Zach Jones in case anyone stumbled upon here researching Krissy and has thoughts of investing with him... if you are one of these people, this is the story of Zach Jones and how Christopher Mitchell ruined his life... ( and he is not the only victim, there are many others... )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGkgNafdJ1c

Praise be, another $5000 win for Chrissy.

He sure is keeping that greed in check except when he goes for Grandslams.

Meanwhile, no mention of NVB getting anything for Xmas, and stace seems shit out of luck too.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Meanwhile, no mention of NVB getting anything for Xmas, and stace seems shit out of luck too.

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Stace got a new box of latex gloves. Chrissy got lube. Bubs got the Walmart plastic bag to distract him with while Stace pleasured Chriisy’s rectum.

Chrissy's back to recycling old types of posts to his audience that is mostly US laughing at his stupidity.

Most recent is his stolen phrase from Dani Johnson (who likely poached it from someone else as these scammy "mentors" do).

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

Chrissy's back to recycling old types of posts to his audience that is mostly US laughing at his stupidity.

Most recent is his stolen phrase from Dani Johnson (who likely poached it from someone else as these scammy "mentors" do).

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He clearly got told "NO!" by either Branko or Fatalie Young or BOTH when he begged them for $2500. They likely told him to "Go Piss up a Rope!" when he Chrissysplained how he's gonna turn their $2500 into $500,000.


Here's a candid photo of Kyle's Reaction when he was told " I said NO, you Masturbating Midget!"





While Chrissy is trying to be a Hobbit Masturr...

His old Chum Stephanie Aldrich is still trying to make a go at being the Habit Masturr!



She even attended the Bad Acting Class taught by Professor Prescott and uses the same Shitty Photoshopping Little Kyle once implored!

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TheRivers: It’s almost as if she purposely attended his mastermind to pick up pointers on how to scam.

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One would have to believe that is all Chrissy knows and would then have no choice but to teach to the idiots that attended those 15+ people Masturr Minds.

I mean, how long can he continue saying "Folks, place a bet, if it loses Double it, if it wins... take the money and go to another table. Don't spend more than 15 minutes at one table folks! Wear a hoodie, so you can keep the chips in your pocket folks!"



At some point, he would then give "advice" on how to run an MLM business, run a Scam book selling scheme with shit content and cheesy pictures as the hook, and his brilliant advice on how to run a successful YT channel... despite having his channel terminated 5 times!

He certainly wouldn't talk about what he DID do for 10 years from 2001-2011 and give advice on fluffing and squirting while 20 dudes holding boom mikes and cameras are staring at you, but then again...

so what do you think the deal is with this new license plate he is holding in his newest post today?

Like I said, the plate is a Cheap souvenir, can be bought online from the Vegas Centennial Collection, LOL!!!

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthoped...005-1937313715




Chrissy probably thought he could "look kewl" by purchasing it. But like everything in his life, it's a Cheap Fake Prop, like him!

Before anyone brings it up…his latest reel where he shows his supposed 50K bankroll is a recycled reel from January 19th, 2024. He’s just using different music this time.

Friday night... so he is all snaked up again, glossy eyed and slurring his words and wouldn't you know it... made another $5k on another fictitious bet that didn't happen on the Maple Leafs... https://www.facebook.com/reel/468001296406697

Chrissy's latest reel has him bragging he is 10 wins on his last 10 sports bets.
Remember his old script "hurr hurr win percentage doesnt matter hurr hurr".

Also, while he does guarantee $500k to his inner circle members as "income" [not profit], I'm sure he has a clause that if he cant deliver on that guarantee, the chums get to bugger him.

I wonder if he'll shave, clean himself up, and get some sleep before that, if it'll just be as much meth as he can get his hands on and wing it

In this reel, CM is actually guaranteeing (probably illegal) $500K in income for 2025 to Inner Circle members.

Someone would have to win $1,370 every single day of the year to end up with $500K, so this seems quite implausible, bordering on pure fantasy.

And if CM claims that you can make $500K with a starting bankroll of only $2,500, then mathematically, he himself should end up with a 2025 income of $100 million since his bankroll is allegedly $500K already.

So why is this multimillionaire who can guarantee himself $100 million in 2025, wasting his time begging strangers on FB to give him $1,000?

Does not compute.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, well folks, Chrissy has proven the dead broke haters wrong with this irrefutable Documentation!

Hand written bets on a Notepad! Bahahahahahahaha!

I expect this to be deleted soon, so I would suggest someone save it.

Here are his Notepad results folks, bahahahahahahahahahahaha!




The Bloat says he’s UP 56k this week, but somehow only has around 10k in his pile of Fake prop money?

He's also claiming he made OVER 15K last night on 3 NHL games ONLY! However, some quick facts would seem to suggest that is NOT the case!



Here are his notes, looking like they were written by an autistic 5 year old midget(shoutout to NVB!)



Chrissy sounds rather demure and upset for just having won $15,000 in one night? Last time he won that amount was when he was shaking life a Leaf and had to call Sugar Daddy Foster and tell him the good news. He certainly had more energy that night but lacks any enthusiasm here. Perhaps he had to pay off his angry Pimp after blowing 15 guys in a row for $100 a pop?(shoutout to Doc Bob Foster!)


And a lot of his “wins” were Moneyline bets of $5000, like the alleged one on the Maple Leafs and the Golden Knights!

However, since they were BOTH facing shit teams in the Red Wings and Sharks respectively, the money line odds were not even money, not even close!

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TheRivers: For some of those ML games to have yielded exactly 5K he would have had to lag over 10K as the original bet.

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Way ahead of ya Rivers, lol!

Since he DOCUMENTED his "AMOUNT"(LOL!) as $5000 and he DOCUMENTED the "ACTUAL BET" as Money Line(ML), then his win of $5000 on the Leafs is a Complete Lie! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd his Vegas Knights win wasn't even HALF of $5000, so another .... COMPLETE LIE!!!

He also can't Chrissysplain it and say "Hurr durr I was including The original bet amount in my winnings folks cuz when you bet and win you get your original bet back plus profit folks!"

Because in THAT case, using his Idiotic Logi, he would have "Won" OVER 20K on the 3 games as the Blues were +120 and the other wins would be $2000-$3000 plus $6000 on the Blues.

And thus ends today's lesson of Chrissy is an Idiot 101. Tune in tomorrow folks when we Pound his gay ass harder than Bryan Ockert at a Village People reunion Orgy!



Lol at Squirter posting his cash out video from the Leased Chevy Tahoe. He doesn't even have 15K in the Cup holder and acts like he just cashed it out today. But if he was up at 2AM making the Notebook video, why not just go get the money then?

Complete Lies!

While Chrissy has enjoyed making odd sized bets in the past so he can get a nice round payout, the $1000 five team parlay is the weird part.

How exactly did he come up with a bet size that would have been a nice round number if not all five bets won?


As others have said lol when he could show actual fake betting slips than this nonsense.

and a new Reel, Chrissy looking out of it, in a car, picking up "$15k in profit" from the casino.

Shame he couldnt actually walk into the casino, or show us a casino, or show us a building.

Claims today is NHL Hockey and college football games (I thought thosde were th easy to rig ones like his mega toddler new year's tantrum a coupla years ago..where the team he bet on won)

double jack pot released a new CM video just a little bit ago, here is a comment for the video, looks to be a legit account (he has a few videos from like 9 years ago) and could actually be telling the truth... cause Krissy Cakes always preaches how you have to keep your cool, don't let your highs get too high and don't let your lows get too low... you have to stay even keel...memba that one... i memba...lol... just wish this guy would have video recorded it and uploaded it to YT...

TheeTalkingDog responded to someone asking him WHEN did he play next to Chrissy.



It happened "a couple Years ago"...

So not useful information unfortunately, as someone watching Chrissy donk off his latest scammed Bankroll was as common then as Chrissy having his pants around his ankles and pulling his pud for money!

Chrissy with yet another post.

The new one is claiming waht NVB might or might not be oooooking in the future including

"He'll never know what it is like to be a pro athlete. He'll never know what its like to own a house. He'[ll never know what it is like to visit a foreign country".

Just like Chrissy himself.

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BedWetterBettor: This was probably the night he claimed to win $8400 in Baccy. Or perhaps it was the infamous 60k loss in November?

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or it could of been that infamous night last year when the Eagles lost and he had to run to the casino rather than going to bed a loser to chase another fictitious sports bet to win it back by playing table games that he just swore off and claimed you can't make money long term with table games (notice all his contradictions) and also had an epiphany that he was an addicted degenerate gambler... all in one video... :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRQJgEaop4