Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Lol, Chrissy's pile of money is looking rather thin and he's going hard on this whole "Hurr hurr $800 is all it takes folks!?!?!

Also, that Resting Beaker Face REALLY makes people wanna be like THIS guy! But remember, he doesn't hold up money and do these pictures for YOU folks! No no, he does it ALL for himself to remind himself how HE is rich despite not owning a home, a Car without a Loan, a Rolex, a Lexus, Real Teeth or a Butthole that hasn't been penetrated 169,999 times in 45 years! Let that sink in!



#ShrimpDickLifeBaby!

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1dollarboxcar: remember about a week ago, he said it was only going to get better after the 1st of the year... can't wait to see what he has in store after all this BS...

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He also said "Civil War is Coming" a year ago. Masturr Minds after Sept 2022 would NO LONGER be Held in Casinos(LOL!) annnnnnnnnnnnnnd they would be Bigger & Better than the Previous One (DOUBLE LOL!!!)

Much like his sports picks, the best thing to do with his "Promises" is Believe the Exact OPPOSITE and you will be successful!

Hurr durr Find out what Chrissy is doing and do the EXACT Opposite!?!?!





#BROKE KYLE BABY!

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The Bloat has a grand total of two comments on his latest FB Reel with his upside down frown. One from Nam Do and the other from himself. LMAO
No question that his fanboys have lost interest in his never ending horse manure.

Quote from The Bloat - "I cannot be compared to others. Others cross their fingers that no one compares them to me. I am a waste of a sub-human life. A worm has more friends than I do."

Aaaaand yet another Reel from Chrissy.
This time he appears to be dressed, refers to some team "the capitals"? that he claims he made $3800 betting on.

Chrissy seems to be on something as it appears he does not blink dring this nonsense.
The presentation appears forced as well.

He wont be clearing $1m this month if hes only pulling $3800 (and his pud).

New ultra low effort reel from Chrissy.
Same bathrobe picture, some nonsense text about committment is after post nut clarity kicks in but you still need the money, and some happy song in the background.

Chrissy the Flamer lying about some non-existent $7500 win, hahahaha!

In the ugliest white hat and Blank, Cheap Flames jersey, he looks like a Homo begging for money to penetrate his butthole... oh wait, he already did that!



He must have bought a black wall since he's been doing all these lame photo shoots in front of it. Still better than the wall he used for Chaos Men and Cock Suckers Guide... lol



What ever happened to those Christmas and New Year's $1000 giveaways??? Oh right, the Bloat is too broke and afraid Dustin Morgan will Screw him harder than guys named Bryan and Bob!

And yet another reel from Chrissy, this time exercising.

And a desperate comment from himself asking for people to type amen.


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Remember when Chrissy said the other week people waste 5 hrs a day on social media, he's sure getting his hours in.
Likewise: hurr hurr only greedy idiots play slots ------ 2 weeks later hurr hurr heres me jizzing my pants over a $200 slot jackpot prize.

The look of someone taking a 9’’ dong in his ass, or a horrendous bout of constipation? You choose.

I am anxiously awaiting to see a Chrissy Crack Head video with him proudly holding a $5,000.00 bet slip on Tennessee. The game is not over but Ohio State, the team that Chrissy despises more than the thought of having sex with Stacy, is winning 42-10.

No way he makes a video (unless he reads this first) and declares that he won $10,000.00 betting on Ohio State.

You have to believe that if he could spare a few hundred dollars, he bet on Tennessee.

# Bestiality Mode

Meth Head Chrissy with his beady pupils and glassy eyes, still has very little bantering on his FB page. Of course he has one loyal fan who is constantly upstaging Chrissy with actually being a successful smuggler? Nam Do openly admits that he frequently travels to Asia and Mexico. Whatever he does to make money, you can be sure that Opioid Head Chrissy is really jealous but can't lash out at his number two contributor. Number one contibutor would be Roid Head Chrissy.

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Originally Posted by Pickleball

Meth Head Chrissy with his beady pupils and glassy eyes, still has very little bantering on his FB page. Of course he has one loyal fan who is constantly upstaging Chrissy with actually being a successful smuggler? Nam Do openly admits that he frequently travels to Asia and Mexico. Whatever he does to make money, you can be sure that Opioid Head Chrissy is really jealous but can't lash out at his number two contributor. Number one contibutor would be Roid Head Chrissy.

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Its a match made in heaven, Nam needs a brainless patsy and Chrissy wouldnt say no to a few months holiday with lots of gay sex in prison.

Good catch by PB! I’ll put the full post here with Chrissy in the same bath robe and resting beaker face holding prop money!



Funny that Chrissy is too broke to go every Knights game, while his former pupil and angry disgruntled Chum Jim Vogel was in attendance last game???

Guess this means Jim Vogel is the REAL goat cuz he wears a cheap no name jersey, while at the game and must have placed a Big Bet on the Knights? I mean that’s what Squirtstopher does and that PROVES he’s a millionaire right folks???



The irony is not lost on Chrissy posting his Location as "United State of America" after brazenly boasting "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME FOLKS, I'M IN VEGAS and my shitty Billboard is also in Vegas! That means I'm as legit as all those other Billboards on the Vegas Strip!?!?"



Member when Chrissy said he was gonna be on the cover of Forbes magazine by 2025??? There's still 9 days left Kyle, puts those cheap hair plugs back on and get your tiny pecker shaved for this photo shoot, hahaha!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Good catch by PB! I’ll put the full post here with Chrissy in the same bath robe and resting beaker face holding prop money!



Funny that Chrissy is too broke to go every Knights game, while his former pupil and angry disgruntled Chum Jim Vogel was in attendance last game???

Guess this means Jim Vogel is the REAL goat cuz he wears a cheap no name jersey, while at the game and must have placed a Big Bet on the Knights? I mean that’s what Squirtstopher does and that PROVES he’s a millionaire right folks???



The irony is not lost on Chrissy posting his Location as "United State of America" after brazenly boasting "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME FOLKS, I'M IN VEGAS and my shitty Billboard is also in Vegas! That means I'm as legit as all those other Billboards on the Vegas Strip!?!?"



Member when Chrissy said he was gonna be on the cover of Forbes magazine by 2025??? There's still 9 days left Kyle, puts those cheap hair plugs back on and get your tiny pecker shaved for this photo shoot, hahaha!

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Let's get a closer look.

Gotta love his Gay pencilled eyebrows.

LOL

Chrissy with yet another reel.

This time he claims he made $5000 profit from a sports bet

then he asks if you have $2500 that you can bet on sports because he can 100% guarantee to show you how to turn it into half a million dollars in 2025

He seems to be playing a very particular word game that he'll be showing you how to turn it into $500k, but it still appears the deal is if you have $2500 and follow him you'll have $500k.


My guess is Chrissy has just discovered the concept of the ponzi scheme

Either way, I cant see this reel staying up for long.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

LOL

Chrissy with yet another reel.

This time he claims he made $5000 profit from a sports bet

then he asks if you have $2500 that you can bet on sports because he can 100% guarantee to show you how to turn it into half a million dollars in 2025

He seems to be playing a very particular word game that he'll be showing you how to turn it into $500k, but it still appears the deal is if you have $2500 and follow him you'll have $500k.


My guess is Chrissy has just discovered the concept of the ponzi scheme

Either way, I cant see this reel staying up for long.

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that rate from rags to riches isn't even as good as his start with a $100 and make 3% per day compounded and you will have a miiillllion bucks in a year if you follow his piggy bank coloring book... so why would anyone want to start with $2,500 and only make half a miiilllion in a year... when they could start with a measly hundo and make a miiilllion in a year..????!!!

dude better check his 1st grade math... LMAO https://www.facebook.com/reel/9081943821851455

Chrissy 3 Days Ago “ Hurr hurr this isn’t some Get Rich Quick Scheme!?!”





Chrissy today…

“Folks, gimme $2500 and Get Rich Quick with my 100% Money Making Scheme of Betting on Hockey teams that haven’t won a Stanley Cup in 20 years derrrrrp!?!



Chrissy and NVB in 40 years…

https://youtu.be/8QuSuKcrAeU?si=AXV3hS1Jq7Vj-RWI

Aaand Chrissy compares himself to black folk again with his "hurr hurr Focus hurr hurr" retread of a common theme.

For someone who supposedly lives a carefree stressfree life doing whatever he wants, he spends a lot of time making reels that will be enjoyed by less than 100 people.

Brokestopher sure is getting mileage outta that cheap Bath Robe and Blank Wall photo! This is like the 4th time this month he's used it with some nonsense affirmations about things he doesn't even have but wants to Motivate others to get!

Let's see...

1) A New Car is Coming... Since his car is 2 years old and already has OVER 30,000 miles on it, I'm going with NOPE on Chrissy getting a New one, unless Mr. Foster agrees to sign for it! Or he saw the repo man whilst hiding in his Affinity Bunker and figured, welp better start lookin at Hyundais again!

2) More Money is Coming ... I guess this is possible considering Little Kyle is BROKE and hasn't shown a sports bet ticket in over a Year, Casino Chips in 2 years and a Hotel Suite in over a Year as well. But he did win $191 on a Slot "Jackpot", so that's something folks, lol!

3) A New Home is Coming ... Must mean the Affinity Condo lease extension is almost up and it's Off to a New Rental Bunker! We know the Colt Dolt can Never and WILL NEVER be able to BUY a House! Despite being a multi-millionaire, cuz all people with 7 figure bank accounts just rent for 6 months and run!

4) A Better Life is Coming ... Chrissy Must be Referring to the upcoming Stimulus Check from Overlord Trump that Chrissy is anxiously sitting by his Bank App for. Or possibly all the Tax write offs he faked to get a bigger tax return, cuz "Hurr hurr only Freakin Idiots Pay Taxes!?!?"



He almost looks like a Zombie in front of that Blank Wall, probably trying to block out the trauma from the Chaotic and Colt Like acts for Men he did last time he was in front of a blank wall in a robe!





#SHRIMP DICK LIFE BABY!

Chrissy with yet another reel.

Today its "hurr hurr I won $5000 yesterday and have 5 bets today. If all five win I'll make $25000"

He then talks about his 100% guaranteed "gameplan" people can follow on a daily basis [to make $500k next year].



As 1DBC said, whats wrong with the 3% a day millionaire colouring in book?

Welp, here's two Folks that won't be RSVP'ing for the Not Quite Upcumming Bday Booty Bash in 2 weeks!!!

Sadly, Uncle Zachy has Trusted the Wrong Process and gone to be with his heavenly Father!

Given his last FB post was about splitting from the Church and rather demure, I'd say Zachy offed himself and Trusted the Gun Barrel to Temple Process!!!








J/K!!!

But Uncle Zachy's former Protege Kevin Blumpkin also won't be attending the Bday Booty Bash as he is living his Dream Life since getting FAAAAAAAAR FAAAAAAAAAAAAR AWAY from Chrissy and the Inner Circle Jerk!



Which Podunk Off Strip Casino will Chrissy bring the two remaining Chums over to Extort them for their last penny?

It looks like The Bloat just bet the daily double.
He is full steam ahead with his latest 500K attempted extortion.
Let's hope that Isaura Flores isn't serious with her comment."Count me in!"

the man with no proof says he made another 5k today on the Winnipeg Jets and has another 4 games bet on the NHL but he is on his way to collect on the Jets and not wait to collect all at once, once his other 4 fairytale bets win... well he is wearing a Jets jersey so i guess that is his proof again, so my question is, will he wear the other 4 jerseys all at once to prove he won them bets too...?? the guy is too comical... https://www.facebook.com/reel/1233195467752187