Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Hey hey, you’re Wayyyy outta line!

Mitchell is NOT a Meth Head!!!

He’s a Cokehead!!! Hence all the Sniffles!




We all know the REAL Meth head is Meth head Mike Miltimore!!! Living dat Goat Life… Off the Grid!




Besides, Chrissy is too cheap and broke to buy any real drugs, he probably just crushes up NVB’s ADD medicine, snorts It and then makes those idiotic rants!



I like how Squirtstopher opens the post mocking the exact things he literally does every single time he poses with his dentures in those cheesy Tom Vu-esque photos!

He literally drives around Vegas EVERY SINGLE DAY with that Unspoken Assertion, plastered on the side of his Leased SUV with his fat, bald head on a cheap peel off decal!



Except of course the House part, as ZD pointed out above. He's too much of a Scared, Deadbroke, Little Pussy to show his tiny, rented condo in the AFFINITY Condo Community in Summerlin... OOPS!!!





#EXPOSED LIFE BABY

Is this supposed to be some sort of accomplishment, that he has every NHL jersey? Or is that the evidence that’s supposed to entice me to pay for his services because THAT somehow qualifies him as a successful professional gambler? He’s finally lost it. SMH…

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TheRivers: I think “The Hockey Guy” might have just a few more jerseys than Chrissy does. And what happened to those “9 expensive suits” he claimed to own back when he was claiming to be a crypto trading genius?

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Seriously lol. Happy Gilmore probably spent more on Hockey jerseys and speaking of, I’m an Extra in Happy Gilmore 2 folks! That means I’m an A-List actor folks and Kyle Prescott is just a jealous, dead broke hater.

Chrissy also forgets that all his jerseys are Cheap, Blank, No Name Jerseys and a REAL hockey fan & expert would have at least 1 or 2 with a player’s name on it. I still got my Mario Lemieux and Sidney Crosby jerseys in pristine condition! Meanwhile, Squirter couldn’t name 10 players on all 32 teams without googling it!

He was literally saying how lame it is to say “Look at Me , Look at my car” hours ago and now he’s already showing what a hypocrite he is saying “Look at my Hockey jerseys folks, I have 32 of em, that makes me better than you, even though I curse every single team I root for and can’t afford a Single authentic NFL jersey!” Let that sink in!

Chrissy is used to wearing his birthday suit and squirting a Big Load. So wearing clothes is a new experience for him!

Colt life Baby!

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TheRivers: Wait…but you forget that getting a player’s name on a jersey means you have low self esteem. Or…so says Chrissy.

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Coming from a Gay Porn Masturbating Moron, who has to Lie on the the Bible about things that are easy to disprove, I wouldn’t think his own self-esteem could get any lower!



Plus the fake millionaire says he bets on Himself, why doesn’t he spend a few bucks at a hockey shop to get “MITCHELL’S’S’S” sewn on the back of those alleged 32 sweaters?

#Fraud

@BWB said,

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He was literally saying how lame it is to say “Look at Me , Look at my car” hours ago and now he’s already showing what a hypocrite he is saying “Look at my Hockey jerseys folks, I have 32 of em, that makes me better than you,

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yep and i can't help myself to post his hypocritical statements that are only 7 hours apart in back to FakeBook posts cause documentation beats the conversation....

The only Professional Gamblers Chrissy has mentioned are ones he smacktalks.

He's in a difficult spot because it does not appear any of his chums could be considered professional gamblers, and those that are [again, zero] are not likely to waste their money on jersies either.

A slightly more interesting question would be how many professional gamblers know Chrissy AND consider him to be a professional gambler?

that fucking Krusty is back in da house, best one yet imo... fucking hilarious!! and 2 thumbs up !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeynCkRhH8

Chrissy with a short new post, essentially "Faking it till you make it" pysching himself up for the exciting new year by...................sucking on a penis shaped object with a stupid look on his face.
Exciting times ahead for Chrissy indeed.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Chrissy with a short new post, essentially "Faking it till you make it" pysching himself up for the exciting new year by...................sucking on a penis shaped object with a stupid look on his face.
Exciting times ahead for Chrissy indeed.

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I interpreted the post as "you think I've hit rock bottom? You ain't seen nuthin' yet!" LOLOLOL

Meanwhile, every degen and his brother is posting videos of big money gambling from in the casinos with tons of engagement.

Find a new grift, homo, gambling....it's not for you.

Hey Chrissy, THIS is how you place a LARGE bet on a money line favorite successfully!

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profoo...rs-at-700-odds


But since little Kyle Jinxes EVERY SINGLE TEAM he bets on, roots for and buys a jersey of, he's still butt hurt after his imaginary 10K bet on the Ravens vs Raiders at -500.

Plus Chrissy is too much of a Pussy to bet anything close to 10k on Football annnnnnd he lost his ass in November, hence NO monthly winning report!





BTW, the Raiders have now lost 10 in a Row since the Bloat wore their Cheap Hoodie and bet on them vs the Panthers all those weeks ago! Another Proof that there is indeed a Curse of the Billy Goat!!









#JINX LIFE BABY!

I love how Chrissy is SEETHING at REAL Athletes getting paid, while he was Pulling his Pud from ages 22-32 instead of actually becoming BETTER at sports, hahahaha!



Why doesn't HE ask why he was paid MORE for Gay Porn videos than his pathetic debut in Straight Porn with Jasmine Tame? Afterall, Jasmine Tame is WAAAAYYY Better at faking Orgasms than Little Kyle was and she got paid Less that day than Squirtstopher did to make some Big Loads in under a minute Man!!!

I would Chrissy would agree with the Old Adage "Go Where the Money Is and Don't ask WHY you get more for less"???

Even if that place was Queer Porn Nation Legend Bryan Ockert's bedroom, lol!

he's gonna get in the best shape of his life (remember that post only a few weeks ago) by challenging people to sushi eating contests...

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

I love how Chrissy is SEETHING at REAL Athletes getting paid, while he was Pulling his Pud from ages 22-32 instead of actually becoming BETTER at sports, hahahaha!



Why doesn't HE ask why he was paid MORE for Gay Porn videos than his pathetic debut in Straight Porn with Jasmine Tame? Afterall, Jasmine Tame is WAAAAYYY Better at faking Orgasms than Little Kyle was and she got paid Less that day than Squirtstopher did to make some Big Loads in under a minute Man!!!

I would Chrissy would agree with the Old Adage "Go Where the Money Is and Don't ask WHY you get more for less"???

Even if that place was Queer Porn Nation Legend Bryan Ockert's bedroom, lol!

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Why would Chrissy care about athletes when he always bets on himself when playing table games?

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

I love how Chrissy is SEETHING at REAL Athletes getting paid, while he was Pulling his Pud from ages 22-32 instead of actually becoming BETTER at sports, hahahaha!



Why doesn't HE ask why he was paid MORE for Gay Porn videos than his pathetic debut in Straight Porn with Jasmine Tame? Afterall, Jasmine Tame is WAAAAYYY Better at faking Orgasms than Little Kyle was and she got paid Less that day than Squirtstopher did to make some Big Loads in under a minute Man!!!

I would Chrissy would agree with the Old Adage "Go Where the Money Is and Don't ask WHY you get more for less"???

Even if that place was Queer Porn Nation Legend Bryan Ockert's bedroom, lol!

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Why would Chrissy care about athletes when he always bets on himself when playing table games?

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It looks like The Bloat was reading @BWB’s comment last night.

Chrissy has forgotten how to dance to the tune of "show us a betting slip you fat git" sadly.

O and I dont recall anyone here asking Chrissy to dress up in his silver pyjamas, look overly tired and drink a fancy cocktail, yet here we are, Chrissy posting from probably two years ago.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Chrissy has forgotten how to dance to the tune of "show us a betting slip you fat git" sadly.

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He’s too busy making posts on social media like a Loser to that Lady he said “Hurr hurr sending your kid to Private school is Child abuse!”



Why doesn’t he regale the young fella with his Tall tale of hitting the game winning Homerun at the little league World Series???

Surely, that Non-Made Up story would motivate this victim of so-called child abuse???

And Chrissy with yet another post today:

This time the old crashed the car, living in a trailer.
I thought that version was he lived in the trailer with the guy who was in the car.

Today's version he was living with a bunch of strangers who *gasp* did drugs *gasp* but chrissy is quite to reassure us he didnt do drugs with those people.

More blah blah blah.

Since dipshit changed his URL to a redirect to BOL, how does he expect to funnel the odd retard to his failing chums club?

And another post with undocumented claims of wins. I expect the grift to (d)evolve again soon.

I chedked Chrissy's FB from my other laptop that has no other accounts or social media.
Though Xmas had come early "No posts to show" and Chrissy had finally decided to nuke his last remains.

Sadly no, FB is shitting itself today.

Plusside, its bound to be annoying young Chrissy.

Back in business:

Chrissy with a new minute long "reel" telling us he's cosplaying as Juan Soto.
Other than different skin colour, weight, hair, race, nationality, talent and sexuality, I'd be shocked if anyone needed to be told who Chrissy was playing dress up.


Chrissy then rambles on about Soto backing himself, and tries to tie Soto "being called crazy" to Chrissy's own bouts with being called an idiot.

Bring back the good old days where Chrissy just cosplayed Charlie Brown.