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For those who believe it is rigged, why not stop playing?
There is most definitely something skewed.Quote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
It's just the amount of donks combined with my competent mid poker skills allow for profit.
Who folds or raises is not controlled.
I've lost on every site I have ever played. I am not a rigtard.
Yes , I will complain about huds and seat scripters and a rake back and structure that proactively helps the bumhunting nits bushwack recs under the pretense of playing a fair game of poker.
More rake is good rake but fucken global card dealing is not card dealing.
It's like Ed Norton from rounders is dealing the cards to get everyone in.
Just now again..Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
First hand . I have q,8 and flop is j,k,7.. the turn is 9.
2nd... The flop is K, 10,9.. ONE GUY HAS A.,K.. ONE GUY HAS POCKET 4,S AND I HAD 10,J...
CMOM MAN..ITS FUCKEN INSULTING AT THIS POINT.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
meanwhile back at the halls of injustice moments later
OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This is literally the worst thread in PFA history
Popeil you SUCK DICK at poker
Jesus Christ I've never seen any player cry so much about losing a 70/30 or a coinflip
Do you not understand that a big pocket pair is not a license to print money you fucking MUPPET ?
This thread is a total abortion and you need to find another hobby other than poker immediately because you're a complete JOKE of a player.
Losing your ass at poker has nothing what's over to do with Global....it's because you're a simpleton rigtard with a child like understanding for the game
LMAO I've never ever ever seen anyone cry so much about losing with a big pair.
There's a good reason why you block out your screen name and why you have never posted any carreer stats from Stars or Full Tilt...because 100% you're a LOSING player.
Fucking idiot. Choke on n-word dicks
You're an embarrassment to the game.
DIAGF
lock this shit thread already
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BACK TO BACK LOSSES W/ AK..all in pre..obv
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and after this one i EXIT on BUBBLE as AK CANNOT RUN DOWN QQ
hey tyde,..i knw ur flush w/ cash so why don't you pay back darius and even me........lol
and after you do that jab a potato peeler in your ear and see what happens
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Originally Posted by mulvaBACK TO BACK LOSSES W/ AK..all in pre..obv
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and after this one i EXIT on BUBBLE as AK CANNOT RUN DOWN QQ
OMG I lost a coinflip
ITS ALL RIGGED !!!
LMAO
Popeil you really are a huge joke
fucking pathetic
Well because the rest of his terrible threads usually go completely ignored, and since Popeil is accustomed to having conversations with himself on his dupes, he's thrilled to finally be getting some attentionQuote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
Even if that means proving that he sucks huge cock at poker, he welcomes the responses from anyone.
Such a strange little man
http://youtu.be/8OHiVOTEBHYQuote:
Originally Posted by TydeWell because the rest of his terrible threads usually go completely ignored, and since Popeil is accustomed to having conversations with himself on his dupes, he's thrilled to finally be getting some attentionQuote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
Even if that means proving that he sucks huge cock at poker, he welcomes the responses from anyone.
Such a strange little man
i still haven't gotten a response back from CS involving withdrawals or types of them. i dunno about you...but global has me stoked about worldpay!!!!!! can you believe it. i was one of the lucky ones chosen!!!!!!!.
so fucking lame. that response everyone got is fooling what, 5% of the people?...lol...i guess that equates into 1000's so in global's eyes it worked.
god forbid they told people before hand. and you know why they didn't. because every fucker on the site would have withdrawn most/all of their money in 1 last paypal move....
funny thing about it is not only are they full shit and lying to you about things, but these are kinds of replies are like what ebay use to do. you know when they disguised screen names. they said it was for security reasons, and in ways it's true. but let's get real here. the main reason they did it is to make it harder to spots shills and not have their CS agents spend every waking hour investigating a widespread problem which still exists today,...now less people report it because there's another layer of unknown added to it
shit never ends. bend over and get fucked practically every game. you play through it and think it's going to stop but it rarely does.
i can only imagine how many laptops have been trashed because of this shit site. this constant run u down shit is criminal
a few spots away from the bubble. obv all n preflop
and just a few minutes earlier before that one
NOBODY FUCKING CARES
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DIAGF
Good ol Tyde's projecting again huh ah well we still love him.
Anyways
Reminds me of Magic, lol @ 1 min mark rant about regulation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNkVS0Mn2XE
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Originally Posted by hongkonger
Because that would make sense .
Notice you NEVER see a complete hand history ... why ? Because that would leave Mulva open
to the even more criticism on how he played the hand .
Even spends the time to block out his screen name so we cant see that hes not the winner he claims ..
Actually he is a slight winner overall .... but no where near his claim ... but im not going to out his name
and chance not having these lol posts .
If he actually kept track of how often he WASNT bad beat and stop wasting his time with these posts he would
finally figure out that his bad " luck " was average and start focusing on more important things with his game .
Go ahead and flip a coin ten times and let me know when you hit heads or tails ten in a row ...
thats what tournament poker is to me .Tournament poker sucks if you dont have the mindset to understand
how hard it is to win and beat the odds ( notice I didnt say get lucky )
Mulva " i can only imagine how many laptops have been trashed because of this shit site "
because that would make sense
lol @ this obsessed ball sniffer. you're gonna out my screen name.....lol ...suck my dick if you're gonna sniff my balls
the dude would go to open lengths to hope i don't win like i should...why i have no idea? i guess mort is rubbing off on people and people are just fucking jealous or just love to hate..take your pick,,,it's one or all of those.......or maybe to make his shitty play and miserable poker track record seem better............lol. ...and gtfo
get a life dude..either that or shag more fly bays at wrigley and make earrings out of them or whatever is you do.
magic is great stuff.
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Originally Posted by BallhawknetQuote:
Originally Posted by hongkonger
Because that would make sense .
Notice you NEVER see a complete hand history ... why ? Because that would leave Mulva open
to the even more criticism on how he played the hand .
Even spends the time to block out his screen name so we cant see that hes not the winner he claims ..
Actually he is a slight winner overall .... but no where near his claim ... but im not going to out his name
and chance not having these lol posts .
If he actually kept track of how often he WASNT bad beat and stop wasting his time with these posts he would
finally figure out that his bad " luck " was average and start focusing on more important things with his game .
Go ahead and flip a coin ten times and let me know when you hit heads or tails ten in a row ...
thats what tournament poker is to me .Tournament poker sucks if you dont have the mindset to understand
how hard it is to win and beat the odds ( notice I didnt say get lucky )
Mulva " i can only imagine how many laptops have been trashed because of this shit site "
because that would make sense
LMAO
totally ruined
time to lock it up
moral of the story ?
POPEIL = TOTAL FUCKING GIMP
awsome situational read...jus like the way you stack off wit AX................................zingoQuote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by Ballhawknet
LMAO
totally ruined
time to lock it up
moral of the story ?
POPEIL = TOTAL FUCKING GIMP
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Originally Posted by mulva
LOL @ ball sniffer .. funny comeback . And im on your side . Why would I want you to lose ? Youre obsessed about posting poker hands where somehow you think
the odds are set up against you and yet ..... YOU STILL PLAY ? of course we are going to make fun of that .... and you would too !!
Ive , as have others , requested that you post complete hand histories so MAYBE we ( not really me as you obviously are better than me ) could help
you to improve your game ( if possible ) You obviously dont care about that so yes you are going to get the treatment you ask for with your non sense
posts about losing hands that we all lose with time and time again
I also asked you to play a game with me and keep track of the hands you DONT get sucked out on .... figure it out .
Focus on whats important and lets not start throwing personal insults ... I think you are better than that . Remember im on your side buddy even if you did
manage to beat me 2 of 3 ( pure luck btw ) .... wooohooohehehehehheeloloololololohehehehehehehehel ololololo
im going to the final table.........nahhhhh tight the screws..bad enuff AQ had to chop w/ A4 the previous hand. they had to do me another favor.
in before mort brags about banging trannies.............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BJKEeoorSc
FWIW, I’m taking 100% of my money off global. gl to you guys
about to make a deep run on final table with this double up....... spreading my fetters and being strong and proud becuz i did not rebuy once or add on.
ahhhhh......nope
the rig taketh away..like my last heine
Hey mulva
Have u verified for cashouts yet?
If u did, how long did it take and we're there any hiccups??
didn't do it. had them put my last withdrawal back in my account when they gave me the run around w/o answering any of my questions or other options besides worldpay!!!!. i don't know how i'm going to handle it moving forward. i'm hoping they use amex soon. but them saying they want to add them and doing it are prolly 2 diff things.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
amex has your back and i would much rather use them
i only have around 5 hundo in the account. which has been that way for months. i get badbeated...bitch and moan and remove half of winnings...then i lose again but i'm able to get it back up again wit mostly 2/3rd place finishes. still, wins are redick hard. i really want to piss it away or take chances at a higher level, but fuck them. i guess i'll still grind and complain like bitch. until the losing streak becomes longer than the previous one and it's all gone.
i still lol that they're offering a 100 buy in 20K guarantee with 5 minute levels...lol....wut a joke. i would never be so stupid and even play in that bs
I'm still waiting on bank statement too send them.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvadidn't do it. had them put my last withdrawal back in my account when they gave me the run around w/o answering any of my questions or other options besides worldpay!!!!. i don't know how i'm going to handle it moving forward. i'm hoping they use amex soon. but them saying they want to add them and doing it are prolly 2 diff things.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
amex has your back and i would much rather use them
i only have around 5 hundo in the account. which has been that way for months. i get badbeated...bitch and moan and remove half of winnings...then i lose again but i'm able to get it back up again wit mostly 2/3rd place finishes. still, wins are redick hard. i really want to piss it away or take chances at a higher level, but fuck them. i guess i'll still grind and complain like bitch. until the losing streak becomes longer than the previous one and it's all gone.
i still lol that they're offering a 100 buy in 20K guarantee with 5 minute levels...lol....wut a joke. i would never be so stupid and even play in that bs
I've actually gone down a couple of levels on the ring games.. the big scores arnt there anymore and without rake back=(boring)..
I only play the slower tournaments which are basically turbos on other sutes and few and far in between..
I'm really trying hard not too jump ship because this was the only site that I actually play in the black and made poker fun , but it's hard.
I don't play those super duper Uber hyper turbos either!! It's ridiculous..
I'm eventually going to move to ignition if they don't do something..
Without PayPal and the Zynga players the whole environment they have doesn't work.
With!! the Zynga players and instant cash out , I didn't mind and it kinda all worked together. I wanted the Uber rec environment to keep the recs around.
For now I'm sticking it out but if there are ANY!! HICCUPS on veryfing my account without immidiate assistance, I will leave....
i don't know wut is going to happen. this shady shit they just pulled doesn't bode well. but i always thought they were shit site even as a winning player. the place aggravates me to no end. they should be throwing me more wins. it's mthrfkn heartache after heartacheQuote:
Originally Posted by thespartenI'm still waiting on bank statement too send them.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulva
I've actually gone down a couple of levels on the ring games.. the big scores arnt there anymore and without rake back=(boring)..
I only play the slower tournaments which are basically turbos on other sutes and few and far in between..
I'm really trying hard not too jump ship because this was the only site that I actually play in the black and made poker fun , but it's hard.
I don't play those super duper Uber hyper turbos either!! It's ridiculous..
I'm eventually going to move to ignition if they don't do something..
Without PayPal and the Zynga players the whole environment they have doesn't work.
With!! the Zynga players and instant cash out , I didn't mind and it kinda all worked together. I wanted the Uber rec environment to keep the recs around.
For now I'm sticking it out but if there are ANY!! HICCUPS on veryfing my account without immidiate assistance, I will leave....
I'm sticking around for now too but they have to change the schematic of the site because this whole thing changed the vibe big time.
have some weekend fun.
for a top 5 stack..all on on flop to protect hand.
obv goes up in smoke like most pocket pair at global
moments later moar fun..again.i even shove preflop to this rimper
druffalo makes a rare grobul polka appearance as well
a new day. finally hit my set approaching bubble....
fuck u pay me.
i time out with AK as i was busy working on a few things.
doesn't matter..look how i would have lost had i played it
if i raise flop..he calls and floats 2x and drags
if i shove he calls
At least traffic is up..
Consistently over 100 nl games going even during off hours. Peak I think was 172 today...
Cashouts becoming much smoother but fuck.. hate too wait for 5 days...
The overnight free cash out with the low minimum is deeply missed.. it was like having your very own expense account with other people's money..
There generating my bank statement on the 9th and I should receive it on the 12th.. I'll update how long it takes too get verified..
If I ever get too a point for a cash out, will post..
It has gotten A LOT!!!!!! more nitier and tighter. Might be time too hide out in the safety of tournaments, at least for a while.
the last MTT i binked.......very next one i make FT down to 8.
and then. well,..you know. grobul polka being grobul polka
open shove on button..sb and bb both call...around all equal stacks
this just continues to show how awful this place treats pocket pairs. if they don't put up the overcard, they counterfeit or runner runner you. it's all in grobul's sub routine repertoire
out in 8th
next tourney.
look at this joker.
not to be outdone in the very next level getting close to bubble. the same player
lol @ caling my prefrop all in.
Global looked to be sweet in the beginning, who didn't know that paypal would extricate themselves from a blatant gambling club.Same concept as backpage hookers 150 roses for a date. Entertaining thread Mulva .Are the badbeats all your own or other players also:?
1st hand
all in preflop. time to triple up. nope.
time to exit in disgust once again and not even rebuy
even when i suckout on frop i still can't get it home
Global clearly has some pretty retarded regs.
i won the sunday teaser. GOD