Mid position with AJ off and I make it 7500 with AJ off. Guy immed to my left calls and flop is 6d 9s 5s. I check flop and so does he. Turn is Ad. I bet 13500 and he raises to 30k. I call. River is a 7c and I check he pushes and I fold.
Guy flips KJ. I am down to 45k
Why...
UTG+1 makes it 7500, two callers, and I have about 30k so I shove with A6ss, initial raiser goes all in and other limpers fold. He flips over KK and board doesnt help.
Out. Obviously, in hindsight, I should have made that call but it looked like he could have had a lot of possible hands and I didnt want to risk my tournament with top pair jack high. I dunno.
Gonna see if I can catch the 630 bus home
Goto cellar 32 in Brigantine right now and drink 3 dollar beers and stare at dudes who failed out of rutgers
Skill game obv. Tournaments are so sick. The variance is insane.
Thanks to sll the stakers for making this happen.
Appreciate the faith, for those who showed it.
As for the others, you can suck my dick from the brrrrrrack.
Till next time.
Without a doubt the worst trip report/stake thread I've seen.
Literally couldn't post it in less words if you tried. Like your whole plan was to post the absolute minimum amount of words/content that would appease your stakers. If I had staked you, I would be pissed. Even your face fucking session was mailed in. If you were to compare this thread to Michael's LV thread, this is the polar opposite.
For a guy who makes his schtick on literally begging for money to do things that normal people pay for on their own (vacations, tournaments, what have you), you seriously don't contribute dick (pun intended) to at least give your stakers some feels about lighting their money on fire.
On the hole (pun very much intended) you came out very smelly here. Please try to step up your game next time. The most exciting thing about this thread was the big dick/Hockey Guy section.
Wrench jockey is the poorest poster on skatz so plz don't let this nerd bother u coming
Obviously there is chaps but we don't consider him a real member
ok gareceps, going to need you to stop wiggling whenever we move our arms.Quote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
Honestly Todd we're sorry you have to see this
You can see this and much more sick dialogue at skatzpokerdotcom....
Which bap was worse? This or projekt:SEP?
I ate, fucked, and ran horrible in tournaments. What more you want? Should I have posted all of my sexual conquests?Quote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockey
What hand did you run horribly in?
You're getting into decisive pots with A9 at a full table. Running bad to me is like, I shoved pre with aces and worlds greatest grampa calls with 4s and rivers a 4 card flush.
do you know how hard it is to misplay EVERY SINGLE HAND FOR A WEEK???Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
he didn't even play one hand 'ok' just by accident
now, that's some fucking runbad
TID, you got this.
did you catch the 630 bus
Yea. Im about 30 min from home.Quote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFMLdo you know how hard it is to misplay EVERY SINGLE HAND FOR A WEEK???Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
he didn't even play one hand 'ok' just by accident
now, that's some fucking runbad
GUY PLAYED SO BAD. ATINE IS A POKERGO GOD BTW
Playing for 8 hrs a day and getting no good cards is running bad imo. You can say whatever you like, but to play the amount of hours I have over this past week, I should have been getting cards so that I wouldn't have to play A9off for a big pot. When you dont get cards, you can either wait till you get blinded down or open up your starting ranges. I tried both and lost.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
please dont engage old man fatotine
The Skatz pack everybody....
dont be jealous you white nerd
Todd needs to sticky this post and change the title to "Before you stake OSA Read"
Wait, we didn't win???
C'mon man, not you too.Quote:
Originally Posted by gauchojake
I will be calling into radio, provided Druff picks up my call, to recap the week that was, including things too long to have been posted here so if you want more " OSA Does Borgata" listen this week
Radio is tomorrow
Please take my call early in the show as I will be at a gay bar during gaymer night. Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Quote:
Originally Posted by OSAC'mon man, not you too.Quote:
Originally Posted by gauchojake
I'm just playin'. Hope you had a fun trip otherwise.
It was a good learning experience, sexually as well as poker wiseQuote:
Originally Posted by gauchojakeQuote:
Originally Posted by OSA
I'm just playin'. Hope you had a fun trip otherwise.