Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Hahaha holy shit this is good. I can't believe he left the post up. I don't even watch American football or know the rules, but just reading the article about it makes it sound like the raiders made a huge comeback in the final quarter, despite being massive betting underdogs?



That must have been absolutely crushing for Chris, to lose with 27 seconds left. Not only losing $10k himself, but this has gotta send ripples through the inner circle, because the bet size implies they're probably deep into a mitchellgale-hole and they all just went bust–again!

I think we might actually be in the final ~6-12 months of the Christopher Mitchell saga, he's got to be in a phase of desperation right now.

Well now I feel a bit better about 2 of my Circa Survivor ($1000 each) tickets going down the drain, thanks to the Ravens.

If Chrissy really lost $10k -- or any sum of money significant to him, it's all worth it.


LOL at this "pro gambler" taking the -500 moneyline. Biggest ploppy to ever live.

If he did bet this week…and who knows if he really did? His losses were far more than just the one game:

Raiders upset Ravens
Vikings upset 49ers
Packers upset Colts
Chiefs win but don’t cover the spread
Saints upset Cowboys
Bucs upset Lions

His post boasts that he was “going to win $10,000” on Sunday’s games. So if only 2K of that was meant to come from the Ravens then he could have gotten crushed on a lot of other heavily favored moneyline bets trying to get the remaining 8K

Problem is….I just don’t think he has that kind of money anymore to be laying what would have been somewhere in the area of 20-30K just to win 10K. Yes we’ve still seen him going to games and sitting in his over-hyped front row seats….but that’s about all. He is not in good shape right now.

This Mother Fucker just lies, lies and sits up thinking of more lies. No amount of math would have allowed anyone to make money betting favorites on the ML yesterday without being up to $250,000 bets by the Houston game.

And we all know he didn’t end up on top, he’s ALWAYS the bottom!

so in todays newest FAKEbook post , i believe is an old picture. yesterdays post also with a picture is probably new and original with the "derp" look on his face... so the yesterdays post was made in the morning time with hardly any beard stubble... but todays post with a picture he has some very bad 3-4 day beard growth, which tells me todays picture is another old recycled picture again... lmao

1st pic is yesterdays post, 2nd pic is todays post... no way them feminine whiskers from Krissy grew that much in 24 hours...!!

also bumping Krusty's newest video to this page...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGdWVu2IKW0

Hahaha, Chrissy with more lies that are easy to Debunk.

Boz pretty much nailed his Gay ass above, but can't hurt to make him look even dumber than usual.

"Hurr durr folks I post pictures of me with money to remind myself of when I actually had money cuz I'm too broke to post anything recent!?!"



This is right after the November Masturr Mind when Chrissy begged Dave for 5K. Why didn't the Fake Millionaire pay old Dave back if he was so flush with Cash? Why doesn't he pay him back NOW if he won so much?? Let that sink in!

I’ve been getting solicited by Luc or whomever hacked his account to invest in Forex with him. Nothing like playing along with these guys when they think they have a sucker on the hook. Hopefully some of you enjoy this, and we know Chrissy will see it and get pissed.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Well now I feel a bit better about 2 of my Circa Survivor ($1000 each) tickets going down the drain, thanks to the Ravens.

If Chrissy really lost $10k -- or any sum of money significant to him, it's all worth it.


LOL at this "pro gambler" taking the -500 moneyline. Biggest ploppy to ever live.

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“Hurr, hurr, hurr, I made money yesterday on every bet but the one I told you to bet on. But don’t worry, I’ve got another one for you: Texas -50,000 v. LA Monroe.” Goatlife Baby!

out of reps for the time being...

@BWB, that's great that you confirmed the old recycled pic from instagram Dec. 2023... lmao !! he's so rich with money that he can't take new pics with money...

@BOZ, that conversation with Luc is very funny or whoever it is....

Chrissy desperate for engagement, hopping on a current topic, and showing his nut low retardation:

"Hurr hurr How is someone a suspect of assassination if they didnt fire any shots? Asking for a friend....."


Aside from the obvious [Chrissy doesnt have friends], anyone can reasonably be a suspect of anything [except Chrissy would never be suspected of being straight or a millionaire] and most importantly: Assassins use a variety of techniques, not just firearms.

If someone can screenshot it for posterity and potential evidence when Chrissy ends up in court or a committal hearing.

good 'ol Krusty is back clowning CM... keep it up Krusty, we know it is getting to him...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUb0DAD9JFU

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Chrissy desperate for engagement, hopping on a current topic, and showing his nut low retardation:

"Hurr hurr How is someone a suspect of assassination if they didnt fire any shots? Asking for a friend....."


Aside from the obvious [Chrissy doesnt have friends], anyone can reasonably be a suspect of anything [except Chrissy would never be suspected of being straight or a millionaire] and most importantly: Assassins use a variety of techniques, not just firearms.

If someone can screenshot it for posterity and potential evidence when Chrissy ends up in court or a committal hearing.

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@ BedWetterBettor: The Liittle Pussy Deleted it. Remember, he doesn't care what YOU or anyone thinks, but he deletes posts regularly cuz hurr hurr voices told em to!


Theer was a polite, clear, relevant and accurate reply that outlined why someone could be suspected of assassination without firing a shot.
It probably overloading poor lil Chrissy's world view so he had to delete all of it.

I bet dumbo took the Eagles tonight.

"Folks, the Eagles are at home, they're the better team, annnnnnnnnnnnnnd they're less than a touchdown favorite. This is what professional sportsbettors do. We notice opportunities like this, and we take them!"

Final score Atlanta Falcons 22, Philly Eagles 21


Since it was the only NFL game tonight, high chance this idiot took it to chase his Ravens loss.

CM pulling some buffoonery to fool the haterzzz??? this video wasn't there yesterday, but rather showed up today and says it was posted yesterday?? how to make $50 in 10 minutes... https://www.facebook.com/christopher...5946651941150/

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BedWetterBettor: I think because he "Pinned" the video, it doesn't show up in the feed and just goes right to the 1st video you see when he creep his FB page. Would still be worthy of a Classic ZD tear apart!

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yeah that's what i am saying too... it wasn't even like that yesterday either... i am pretty sure... just kinda weird i guess...

Watchign Chrissy's nonsense video.

He claims he has a conference call at 8:15 so he has to keep this video short.
Given hes wearing a white bathrobe, im pretyt sure we can guess what sort of call its going to be.
Also, he's chugging Monster....

He rambles about starting with 1000 a coupla days ago blah blah blah people emailed wanting videos.

Blah blah blah started 6 years ago, no mentor, no one making videos [lol pretty sure there were]

Chrissy runs red bets and natch black keeps hitting.

$45 bet loses, so he bets $100.
He also tells us Spinny is a simple game.
He's playing European Roulette as well since he isnt doing his advanced bet numbers strategy.

Chrissy now bets 2 dozens.

LOL Spinny is so simple, Chrissy accidently rebooted his computer.

Three times in 9 minutes he tells us he has a conference call.

Speaking of, he claims he was making thousands playing online during Covid.

GOAT life is never leaving your house.

Chrissy proudly states that 10 $50 10 minute sessions is $15k A MONTH

Standard Chrissy nonsense, nothing new, nothing done well.

Squirtstopher jumping on the Dodger's's's Bandwagon faster than he jumps on Gay dude's Cocks!

Wearing his cheapest no name Dodger's's's Jersey and sporting his Resting Beaker Face (shoutout to Boz) he proclaims he's betting on the Dodgers. Of course the Little Pussy won't state how much this alleged bet will be.

So I'm sure we'll be treated to a "Hurr hurr I bet $55,555.55 on the Dodgers folks at -180 money line folks. And I DOCUMENTED it with this Screen shot of the box score and this old picture of me with Prop money folks!?!?"

And of course when they lose it will be... "Hurr durr Dodgers Suck! I bet 100K they won't win the World Series Folks!! The umpires cheated but luckily I only lost $1000 like when I ran to Dodgers stadium and they gave up 6 runs in the 1st inning!?!"



Documentation Beats Masturbation!!!



Shoutout to Elmo!

Typical rambling Chrissy post of nonsense as well.

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The Boz: And it’s GONE!

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he probably doesn't want to embarrass himself again with his fake bets if the Dodgers should lose today (not good for business) i didn't even look or try to cap this Dodgers @ MIA game but i like to throw a few bucks at fading Krissy just for fun... he's the biggest cooler on favorites... i wonder if the fake multi-millionaire has another fake $10k on the line again today..?? LMAO...